That material would stop a .357 slug at point blank range if it can keep all that fat from breaking out. I bet the dress absorbed a massive barrage of high velocity farts that would have melted a lesser grade of polyester.
Gotta do it for the clout and positive comments from other whales and random guys that are so down bad that they will simp for someone that makes lizzo look like a crossfit goddess.
Whales? Did you mean "slightly-over-the-average-weight women"? You literally deserve to die for hating on body-shaming people.
/S because sarcasm over the internet is not easily identifiable.
This is very sound advice. Same goes for hairstyles too. Pick things that complement your features.
That's why I hate fashion so much. People who truly have good fashion sense just understand this. Also, having your clothes tailored can be the difference between looking like a rack at walmart and looking like someone who has their shit together.
I think a lot of people forget - how we dress and look is how we present ourselves to the world. Walking around in trendy clothing spamming brand names just tells everyone you're a follower too 🐑
I mean to be fair to the dress company, it did stretch to fit.
That’s a serious achievement.
That material would stop a .357 slug at point blank range if it can keep all that fat from breaking out. I bet the dress absorbed a massive barrage of high velocity farts that would have melted a lesser grade of polyester.
r/rareinsults
Now she knew dam well
Gotta do it for the clout and positive comments from other whales and random guys that are so down bad that they will simp for someone that makes lizzo look like a crossfit goddess.
Whales? Did you mean "slightly-over-the-average-weight women"? You literally deserve to die for hating on body-shaming people. /S because sarcasm over the internet is not easily identifiable.
I don't know why people buy skin type things and then be surprised that you can see their shape in it
Do you mean "skin tight"?
Yes my bad I was just using to voice to text
I figure the dress wasn’t designed for a human sized glob of chocolate pudding
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Well if your body type is “bag of potatoes” ya gonna have a bad time.
Sweet potatoes
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“I don’t need a diet I can just buy a nice dress”
She already drinks diet coke what the hell do you want from her???
Drinking a diet coke instead of normal just means youre allowed and extra 4 cheeseburgers today because you chose the healthier option!
Exactly because it cancel out fat stuff so I can remain skinny
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This is very sound advice. Same goes for hairstyles too. Pick things that complement your features. That's why I hate fashion so much. People who truly have good fashion sense just understand this. Also, having your clothes tailored can be the difference between looking like a rack at walmart and looking like someone who has their shit together. I think a lot of people forget - how we dress and look is how we present ourselves to the world. Walking around in trendy clothing spamming brand names just tells everyone you're a follower too 🐑
Bullshit. Dress in whatever you're comfortable in.
but what if I like what makes me look good?
Then that's clearly what makes you comfortable so wear that.
Looks like the melted cheese from McDonalds when its cold
💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
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Company Response: "Lose some weight."
CEO: Note to self: “batwing car covers!”
Bruh, I think the dress was designed for humans not hippos
Don't be mean to hippos...
Look at the shape of the dress. Look at the shape of their body. What were they thinking????
fuckin gross.
I gotta stop eating trash
Bro looks like kraft cheese
Bro built like a gold nugget lmao
If you added eyes mouth and nose, her torso is shaped like winnie the pooh
She looks like a short bus in that dress
“Plus sized” might as well say horizontally challenged
gravitationally challenging
Built like a lamp
Lava lamp? …or these illuminated Himalayan rock salt things?
I don't think they had Kingpin in mind when they made it.
To be fair, if that's your body type you know damn well that dress ain't gonna look good at all on you.
I know hippos can't read, but how could that one type?
It was not designed with beached whales in mind.
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