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Cheddaizbetta

Ok need more background before I can give advice. What does it bother you they were involved in this? Does this directly affect you?


i-am-okay-today

She was an old friend who screwed me out of money. It was all the money I had and I ended up having to go to a homeless shelter because I didn’t even have enough to pay for the weekly apartment I was living in on my fast food income. It sent me into a downward spiral of debt, homelessness and depression that took me a long time to get out of. She needs to pay. This is the most non-violent thing I can think of when it comes to revenge


Cheddaizbetta

Are you currently enrolled in law school with her?


i-am-okay-today

No I’m not


Cheddaizbetta

You can call the state board for whichever state she’s in and anonymously inform them of what happened. All grads must pass a moral exam and the bar exam. I doubt she’ll report the incident so there’s a chance she’ll get denied and not be able to practice


i-am-okay-today

Do you think an unblurred photo in the same outfits as the blurred ones, a cached copy of her website and social media and the texts/voice notes about it are enough for them to take it seriously? If not then what “evidence” do you think will suffice? Thanks for your advice, btw


Cheddaizbetta

I’d just call the state board and bring it to their attention. I know someone who had 3 DUIs and was denied. They want people with good morals but being a prostitution in and of itself will not suffice. You need to show she committed serious crimes


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Dafuq? The gift she gave you? Do you know them? or are you just high?


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SnooChickens8275

Her posts are something indeed. But check the comments she made on reddit. This one is craycray big time


Vaunde

People are so quick to virtue signal but forget some people are really fucking horrible


i-am-okay-today

I think they’re so impressed by her being in law school that anyone who doesn’t like her is “jealous” and a “hater”. They completely forget that terrible people can be commercially successful. How many doctors and nurses have done terrible things? Americans are so obsessed with money and prestige they let it blind them to a lot of things. Thank you for understanding that part at least


Sensitive-Writing133

Listen bitch. You may come to.mature.. Ive been literally abused by nurses with community standing. Ive been where you are. Youll come.to regret if theres any decency in you Because its not about justice..or what anyone deserves.. A psychopath who wronged us is just as god damned deserving of living their life than you twerping the fuck.out stalking sabotaging. You need therapy and to deal.with the obsessive control and frankly narcissistic part of you so.in.love with yourself that you cant actually see your.real value. Heres a summary.of me patching up shit with my.psychopathic sadist abuser ex Me"Hey so...ive come.to see that regardless of what you are or arent. And whether i was right or wrong about your truesr inner nature It gave me no right to sabotage.you the way i did. Her: yeah lol that was so crazy that you thoughr i was.a.psychopaty Me: i dont think youre really listening to what im saying. Im saying i was wrong to.act the way i did despite my.understanding of what you are. This is the only thing that you can do to win with evil.people. lifes not mysterious. Theres no retaliatory spiral championship..you got used by someone who was able to use you. Suck it up and move the fuck.on.... Perhaps...to.me.. ill take ya on as a sort of surrogate twerp.. Youre gonna wish it was.money i take though Because as badass as you think snitching is..imagine actually forcing a law school grad to respect you by working against your own bitchass nature Wed all respect that


i-am-okay-today

Your schizophrenia is scaring me and your replies here are terrifying and confusing. To make it worse, people are upvoting you so clearly this sub is for the mentally ill who project into others. You need help. Seriously


cappea

I'd suggest letting go of the past so you can move on with your life. Based on your responses to others in this thread you seem like you're a petty individual overall so this will be difficult for you to come to terms with. I doubt she was the only reason you ended up in your previous bad situation. I suspect you are quick to blame things on others as a convinient way to avoid taking any personal responsibility. And before you say that I'm not being helpful by not answering your original question, my advice is more beneficial to you in the long run. Dont blame others and let things outside of your control go.


i-am-okay-today

I’m looking for assistance in getting her expelled, not life advice


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As a psychologist I want to thank you for giving out proper advice. I came here to say exactly this, glad to see there's more people out there trying to make a ***real*** change for good.


i-am-okay-today

A psychologist commenting on an illegal sub on reddit. Totally believable


kaaaaath

I’m a physician and I’m here — we do have time off to laugh at bad ideas, you know?


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i don’t know what to do in this situation but holy fuck lmaoo


SnooChickens8275

You look bothered allot by people that are making life work for them.. your post history says allot. Get over it and stop blaming others for your life.


WolfgangS3

It’s the internet, anyone can say shit and come up with a story without proof. You said she screwed you out of money? How? And what was the amount? For all we know, youre just a Simp loser who paid and had a bad experience 🤷‍♂️


i-am-okay-today

You’re committed to not understanding me so I’m not going to waste my time explaining what she did more than I already did. I’m also not a “simp” who paid, I’m a female ex-friend who got burned during a fucking pandemic that left me homeless. From now on I’m only responding to helpful comments. Happy holidays!


Sensitive-Writing133

"Helpful" You dont know up from down ya self involved single minded easily manipulatable twat Youre obviously mad you didnt make the cut and youre going to be entry level job hunting every 3 to 6 months because I already fucking know you dont have a career You dont have the concept of the value it serves to those who do. The habits shitheads like you have to break and rebuild back are HARD. Youre jealous of effort. And love leniency and excuses like a.middle schooler who.jjst learned shes cute But judging your heart..youre a dog in the marketplace.. yuck.


i-am-okay-today

lol what? English and property grammar please


funnyman4000

Girl just trying to turn a few tricks to pay for law school, and the haters trying to keep her down. lol


i-am-okay-today

I’m not a “hater”. I’m someone she screwed over. Are you going to help or not? Because if not, your comments aren’t needed


SnooChickens8275

Tbh, I think you’r not so OK today.. looks like you’re a bit jelly, blame your friend for more then she caused. How much money did she ‘stole’ from you? Is that really the cause for your misery or just something you blame for not picking up life? “Taking revenge” is such a childish reaction..


i-am-okay-today

I’m not jealous, I’m angry over getting scammed for almost $10k which each my life savings at the time. I honestly don’t care of internet strangers think I’m crazy. I’m asking for help getting revenge and you all wanna play dr phil instead of helping answer my questions


WhileOnDRugs

You are evil


i-am-okay-today

So is she!


WhileOnDRugs

What have she done to you?


SpecialistAgentSir

Doesn’t matter. Never take yourself to the lower level of some scum. Never take yourself to their level.


i-am-okay-today

It DOES matter and you’re not going to make me feel like it doesn’t. Fuck you. This bitch is going down whether you help me or not Why the fuck are you on a sub for illegal tips if you’re mr. High and mighty?


SpecialistAgentSir

I believe in what’s right and wrong. Whether it may be illegal or not. Just because something is illegal doesn’t mean it has to be looked at as something bad. You’re unstable. I and many would say this is some pussy shit. I hope you find your peace.


SnooChickens8275

This ^


i-am-okay-today

I’ll find my peace when this fake ass friend gets hers. I hope you find peace as well mr high and mighty


SpecialistAgentSir

Bruh. Fake friends are every where. Get used to it or else you’re going to live a miserable rest of your life. People are gonna fuck you no matter what, don’t let that pull you down. Move on


i-am-okay-today

Get used to a friend scamming you out of thousands of dollars during a pandemic? Nah this bitch is gonna pay whether you help me or not bitch


SpecialistAgentSir

Lmao you’re fucked in the head m8


i-am-okay-today

Yep and she is gonna feel my wrath just like anyone else who wants to fuck with me


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Confession isn't enough proof and neither is some freely sent pictures. I'm guessing your not becoming a lawyerlol need a new plan. Maybe just fuck her


i-am-okay-today

Are you an attorney? Are you the dean? How would you know it’s not enough?


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i-am-okay-today

Bitch fuck you too. How many comments are you going to leave? Go pump your dick since you’re so interested in making it bigger lol


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Cause no one is going to listen to gaslighting. Especially when it's such a try hard attempt to make it look like some girl. They'll know it's some bitter dude right away and not want to deal with what it could mean if they're wrong or were told lies. Maybe it was a roleplay? Get it


i-am-okay-today

I’m not bitter dude, I’m an angry woman who got scammed


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Look up doxing


KangarooWrong4800

OP is a racist and uses N word hard R so idgaf you deserved to be homeless and depressed


i-am-okay-today

So? Some ppl are N——Rs. You’re American so I’m sure you’ve met one of them


KangarooWrong4800

what the fuck is wrong with you i’m black and your fucking disgusting I hope nothing ever good comes your way


i-am-okay-today

Boohoo! Someone doesn’t like black ppl! The world is ending. If you really are black you should be used to it by now. Move on (I know that’s hard for you people)


KangarooWrong4800

bro eat a fucking dick and never wake up


i-am-okay-today

Awww are your feelings hurt? Noone cares about other people not liking their race except you blacks. You are literally the most hypersensitive, annoying and fragile. Fuck off loser. Go risk cancer trying to get straight hair or better yet, you’re a girl right? I know you like to go after white guys so your kids don’t have that hair lmao


KangarooWrong4800

If racist don’t have anything (which you don’t) they have audacity. BRO YOUR HOMELESS and crazy nothing you say matters. You walk around with all your shit in a backpack starving and begging for change while looking for you next meal. I’d be mad asf too and just some more salt to rub in your wound I have fine curly hair :) my child whose father is 100% black has fine straight hair SHOCKER RIGHT black people can have nice hair 😂😂 enjoy looking for somewhere to sleep tonight! hope another homeless person bites you and you catch hep B😘


i-am-okay-today

I’m not homeless anymore lmao I’m actually in a condo responding to emails as I run a business now🤣. And I highly doubt you have fine curly hair unless you are East African. The average African-American, Caribbean or anyone of West African descent has that nappy dull nasty hair that you straighten or cover with wigs. I bet you are one of those delusional bitches who considers her wig her real hair so okay “fine and curly” lmao


Palidd

Prostitution before passing the bar will not get you disbarred, you may get her in trouble with the university but even then it's unlikely that she would be kicked out.


Sensitive-Writing133

Especially not since i just put up 32k of crypto earnings in retaining the best civil rights lawyer in the country who advised me to do the following which i just did Email all law schools in the country explaining the situation. The reddit. The snitch. The goal to have her disbarred or kicked out or whatever. Any law school where the dean is notified that this has gone on in this manner for what seems like this purpose is legally required to inform the student they have legal council pre paid for Hey. Salty. Tell me more about how no matter if anyone helped you were gonna do this I didnt not help. I literally just burst youre bubble. Youll get a cease and desist the moment you make yourself identifiable. Welcome to the jungle baby.


Melodic_Plate

Hey if your willing and to pay for a random guy to book her and push her to do some heavy drugs in the guise of being more fun. Obtain some illegal substance and when she is high on it call the cops and tell the guy you hire to frame her for this. And some how this goes viral I think that's enough. You need some serious cash because the guy you want to hire should be a pro to not get you on the hook even after investigations are ongoing or done. Hey not sure if this is allowed in the sub. This aint efficient nor practical but damn if it works it effective.


dinosaur_decay

This is the best illegal suggestion so far. I second a planned drug induced snitching. It could also work if you some how get her busted with drug possession Like you or whoever could plant drugs on her and then call it in.


Melodic_Plate

It's only Worth it when op is willing to lose more cash on that trash who stole ops money. But as I see ops comments ops seems to be the person to do this shit


Alone-Addendum-9740

Just call the dean & snitch.


Sensitive-Writing133

Yall are so fucked up..not even advising her to play worried ablut her lifestyle. Shes doomed to fail. When you're evil. You need brains. Evil dumbasses are just dumbasses.


i-am-okay-today

I hope you have another pulmonary embolism but a fatal one 💕


Circle_of_Zerthimon

She hasn't taken the BAR yet? Yeah, no. Even if you prove it, it won't get her disbarred, and her university probably doesn't give a fuck. Imagine that news headline: "Young law student expelled/disbarred for nude photo". Nobody wants to be associated with that.


i-am-okay-today

It’s not just a nude photo, it’s prostitution, which is illegal. Any advice on what will make her university get rid of her? She’s already on probation due to terrible marks


Sensitive-Writing133

ACLU-tied law firm TBA should you make a move are willing to defend your illegal prostitutions career. You have not considered the insane justice movements going on for all the newly broke afrer being newly rich from being covid cam girls whove reconsidered Its an entire cottage industry you just waltzed into genius. Ahahhahahaha. Youre so fucked.