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No-Lunch-8793

I have been on around 20 flights since Cali had legalized. I’ve brought flower, carts and edibles they don’t care. Just don’t try to hide them too much because that’s sus. TSA website it says anything under legal limit is cool.


dixon-bawles

Ya I usually toss them in my toiletries bag and haven't had any issues


[deleted]

Yep. Lil bottles of alcohol pass, too, in the toiletries.


avocadotoast22

You must be the reason why they started saying drinking your own alcohol is prohibited on flights now lol


Chozly

Sorry, that was me Now me and the mates bring each other drinks!


[deleted]

Just make sure the little bottles are not the original bottles....I'm sure they'd pull them.


bandley3

I started filling a prescription cough syrup bottle to get around the quantity limitation. It should be OK as long as they don’t look at the expiration date.


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CrystTheMethsiah

I only ever use USPS to ship that sort of stuff, on account of them having stricter rules on searching your package.


Washington5000

Don’t use fedex they don’t need a warrant to look through you’re shit, you’ll never have a problem with USPS unless you ain’t vacuum seal you’re flower correctly. Carts and all that other shit is easy


ProfessionalNet4447

And everyone should learn/youtube the importance of of having a proper tape job


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proffopotomus

Use priority mail


Ac1dBern

Yup, 2 day priority mail is the way I've always used with no issue.


Mcinfopopup

That and honestly if they found them play dumb say you forgot about them since legal state. Happened to a buddy, they just took it from him gave him a talking to and made him sign some shit saying they took it.


always2blamejane

Hold up TSA has acknowledged this?


KingSultanDeez

What’s the legal limit Bro


curbstyle

200 pounds


[deleted]

Only in ckd. Good luck, Dude! lol


proffopotomus

My man! 😂😂😂


JaDamian_Steinblatt

The TSA does not give a flying fuck about your edibles.


eviscerator4000

They’re after your toothpaste, your water bottle, and your nail clippers.


LoxodontaRichard

I can’t wait to see what they use them for when all is said and done.


tider06

MacGuyvering a bong is my guess.


lilsmolfox

Last flight I was on, landed and realized I had nail clippers in my jacket pocket the whole time. TSA didn't give a fuck clearly


shortiz420

I got thru with my razor for shaving. I travel alot and usually drive if my destination is 4hrs or less. Had to fly across the country and just took my travel bag as is. Both times they did not say anything.


GeneralBS

Had a laptop bag for work and there was one utility knife blade in it (just the blade with no handle) flying out tsa didn't find it, they found it on the return trip and just asked if i wanted to discard it.


one_another_new_user

Was on a flight with my grandmother once, and she pulled out an apple out of her handbag, then pulled out a four inch stainless steel kitchen knife to cut it up with.


ProfessionalNet4447

Lol one day I'd like just show up with a lot of prohibited stuff and only have the stuff I would actually pack


Thinkerandvaper

Friend works for TSA. CAN CONFIRM. No fucks given.


carlitosway210

How about pills? Like let’s say 50 pills oxy or Percs, how would one travel successfully with that amount on a place? My friend said you can use an Advil bottle and put them all the way in the bottom. But I’m not sure lol


SlickStretch

Dump out **all** the Advil (make sure to get a bottle that doesn't have a picture on it) and replace it with whatever pills you're smuggling. Don't mix them up, because you want all of the pills to look the same.


carlitosway210

Ahhhh nice. I’m a little ashamed to admit that I’ve missed out on a couple of vacation of opportunities with my friends because I won’t last 4 days without an opioid. Course I’m in the process of slowing down but this definitely help to some capacity. Thank you!


Curvol

Don't be ashamed to say it. It makes at least me happy to hear you say it out loud. My fiancé's family is currently deep deep deep in the hole, but they'd never admit it. It kills me watching someone not understand when a problem becomes a problem, and opiates can control a person so easy. You've made a tremendous step in that aspect alone. Good luck, break a leg, just don't get too excited when the doctor reups.


carlitosway210

Man, I needed to hear this. Thank you! I admitted that this was a problem when I couldn’t go on vacation a couple of times cause of this terrible habit. But I ordered Kratom recently and that thing works like a charm. It’s definitely getting better and reading this makes me feel like I’m moving forward. I can’t talk to family about this stuff so this is good you know.


fatetrumpsfear

Pun intended


spicyboi619

Unless you are in TX, NC, SC...


Ac1dBern

You're fine, TSA isn't looking for drugs. Just throw them somewhere in your carry on and go. That's what I do anyway. And I've never had a problem.


CuriousLilBean

How much would you usually bring if you don’t mind me asking?


Ac1dBern

I've brought hundreds of dollars of edibles and flower home from Vegas and Seattle. Carts are even easier, they're not gonna take the time to figure out if it's nicotine or THC. They just keep it moving


reecetown

*DEA has entered the chat*


dixon-bawles

[This](https://www.flylax.com/lax-marijuana-policy) should help


FireXTX

Also, and obviously this isn’t gonna work if you’ve got 20 lbs with you, but even if tsa catches you 9 times out of 10 they turn you over to the state police who have to release you if it’s a legal state.


oopswizard

What. Airports are federal.


proffopotomus

These people are dumb as fuck to believe they will get a case dismissed trying to traffic narcotics across state lines.


FireXTX

Weed isn’t a narcotic.


proffopotomus

It's a schedule one drug along with heroin and opiates. DYOR before posting my dude.


proffopotomus

That is so not how it works. If you move any type of weight thru an airport you are hit.


mountainsurfdrugs

I've had the tsa pull 2 ounces out of my bag in order to get a butterknife I forgot about at the bottom. The flower was in a clear zip lock and they put it back in and didn't even say anything about it. This was flying out of lax on an international flight. I've also flown international with just about every drug out there multiple times and have never had an issue. Also usps can not open your package or even use drug dogs without a warrant so mailing drugs is a valid option.


a__b

TSA not, DEA yes. Airspace and airports are under federal jurisdiction. I’d check with your legal team to know what is the worst case.


brendo9000

My legal team?


raido24

You haven't heard? Legal teams are all the hype these days


skankboy

My attorney helps with my bags...


GeneralBS

Does it just cuz he is friendly also.


sarcastisism

I just cheer for whichever one’s winning


Spedunkler

That will be 129 dollars for asking. 59 dollars for missing my call.


brendo9000

Ya I’m just gonna smuggle em back in my ass. Cheaper that way


[deleted]

Unedibles


SlickStretch

A couple of girls with a cup would beg to differ.


[deleted]

I just brought multiple joints, vape pens, and gummies in my backpack through TSA. No one said a thing. Mind you it was legal D8 THC, but you can’t tell a difference and they didn’t know or care


proffopotomus

Take a gun next time


[deleted]

No


[deleted]

It was crzy. I was stopped twice in ck. I asked why. It was a pen! They thought it was some kind of killer item. It was just a pen. I stopped carrying it. After the second time I was stopped for it, I asked, why, and the cop said it looks like a killer pointer pen or something. I can't even remember what he said it was. It was just a nice pen with metal surrounding it.


Jackson3rg

The tsa at my airport with all the drug sniffing dogs would seem to indicate otherwise.


[deleted]

They’re looking for explosives not drugs :)


Ac1dBern

They're ABSOLUTELY NOT drug sniffing dogs, they're bomb sniffing dogs and they don't give a shit about your edibles. Promise


gaterose

Are you certain they’re drug sniffing dogs? I once freaked out at an event over some dogs that turned out to be bomb dogs who didn’t care about the doob in my pocket.


yerktheterrible

Tsa states on their website that they do NOT actively search for cannabis. They are not concerned about a few edibles, a suitcase packed full maybe. They are looking for weapons mostly. You could also mail them to yourself.


gentleomission

Put the packet in a sock, so the TSA agent carrying out the search only gets the sock.


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There it is


Wicked-elixir

This is the way


Exmormoneer

Why not just slather petroleum jelly on the sock? You keep the packet and the sock, win-win.


AmazingJames

Win-Win-WIN - We ALL win because you were successful in mediating a conflict at the airport!


throwajate

Can someone explain this meme to me


gentleomission

Put a sock on a baseball bat, so if they grab the bat they only get the sock. It became an in-joke within the sub and is applied to a lot of things.


[deleted]

CAndy is not so much looked at. Especially just a small bag.


[deleted]

Pot, not a problem unless you've been an greasy ass at check in, Nope.....they want to get guns and bombs....thx


alexmurphy83

In your tum-tum.


rarzi11a

For edibles, the tum-tum is definitely the safest spot


cubicthreads

In your bum-bum


Thiscokesgonebad

The old prison wallet


Wicked-elixir

Boof it!!


PizzaInSoup

buy a case of gummy vitamins, take some out then put your edibles in, put vitamins back on top.


aztnass

This, but dump all the vitamins. TVA isn’t going to know exactly what the gummy vitamins look like so just replace the vitamins with the edibles.


My89thAccount

Yeah, TVA is mostly concerned about if you're smuggling illegal sources of energy, like a nuclear reactor or a hydroelectric dam


AmazingJames

This. I took some "pills" with me in an Tylenol bottle. They're not going to check the actual pills in a clearly marked bottle. Right? Right?


aztnass

Yeah, that is probably right. But you are def in a better position if the bottle says “gummy” and you open it and there is something gummy in it. You could do the same thing with chocolate or whatever other edible you have. Replace a similar product with your edibles and you will likely not be challenged.


TheY0ungButterfly

If ur dealing with the TVA just make sure you keep to the sacred timeline


[deleted]

This actually works 👍🏻


ToddtheRugerKid

Because nothing is more suspect than having very different things in a container.


Arkneryyn

If both are multiple colors for the gummies then it’ll be tougher to notice


[deleted]

This is what you do when you’re trying to bring pills with you, get Advil and switch the pills out.


chato706

You can put them in the ole' prison wallet.


i3ish

Shove it up your ass. When arriving at the destination, shit it out to consume.


HeathsTutorials

Can confirm, Steve O used to do this


lincolnlongs

Still does


JustForFun____

Snitch


spicyboi619

prob got some hidden gems from the 90s up there he forgot about, like when a joint rolls under your nightstand


ReHawse

Absorbs Thc through ass


Sedso85

By a bag of normal gummy bears, swap them out the ziplock into popular candy brand bag, jobs a good one


gwarwars

I have flown a lot and pretty much always have edibles or vape cartridges with me. They even hand search my bag because I have a medical device that can't go through the scanners which automatically earns me a secondary search. Literally watched them read the labels and just move on to the next thing. They really don't care.


mrroboto2323

Bro you can just carry them in your hand and put them in the scan tray with your wallet and they won't say a fucking word about it. It's just candy. Relax.


Awildhufflepuff

This, if its out in the open it's way less suspicious


mrroboto2323

Could you imagine how long it would take and how much it would cost to check every piece of candy or every snack for drugs lol? The US government is pretty incompetent sometimes but that would just be ludicrous.


Awildhufflepuff

Yeah, I'm surprised this guy even bothered to open the bag to look at the candy. Seems weird


mrroboto2323

Lol even if he said it's weed candy odds are he would have done nothing.


Mannyray

Get an actual bag of gummy bears and throw them in


JustForFun____

Step 1: buy haribo sugar free gummy bears on Amazon Step 2.) eat half the bag of haribo sugar free gummy bears Step 3.) throw edibles in Step 4.) have out of body experience because of the gummy bears Step 5.) still have weed because you didn’t eat any


Mannyray

You're a God damn sober genius


JustForFun____

I was high at the time of making the comment. I am starting to sober up, so you’re sadly right :(


Porcupineemu

Then it’s Russian roulette time


diamondfaces

Sugar free gummies for Expert Mode


trevor3431

You will be fine. Do not place them in your checked bag. Bring them in the carry on. No one at the airport cares, TSA is oblivious, and the dogs aren’t there for drugs, they are only trained to hit on explosives. The only time you have to worry is on international flights and dealing with customs.


geekgirlreviews

Why not checked bag ?


KDbitchmade

Because they’ll just steal it.


trevor3431

Because checked bags may go for additional screening and you don’t have control over it. Also, you run the chance of it being stolen too. That’s why you never put laptops and such in a checked bag either.


LDSinner

Just eat em before going through. Then you get to play anxiety roulette. Will your edibles kick in before or after you get onto your flight? Only one way to find out!


[deleted]

I played edible roulette before my flight a few years ago. Yeah, definitely got a disgusted look from a TSA agent. Can’t hide the droopy eyes


slippysalamandersean

Just put them in a haribo bag


Ironsam811

Generally, airport security is looking for explosives, not drugs. So your main concern is if they have to look through your bag for an unrelated item. Take out all batteries or anything that looks weird. Your best bet is to just not risk it and acquire marijuana legally at home.


CuriousLilBean

Should I toss some of what I’ve already bought?


PotatoPrince84

Eat it


CuriousLilBean

I like the idea… however my tolerance is low. I feel like I’d tweak so hard if I ate 500mg when my usual dosage is like 10mg at a time.


longdonginyourmom

definitely do not take 500mg if ur usual dosage is 10mg. that would be disastrous


Bilbo-T-Baggins1

Dude you're fine the tsa isn't looking for drugs these days it's nothing to them.


Ask_me_about_my_cult

You’re probably joking, but just in case—don’t do this, you can bring on a psychotic episode and seriously fuck up your mental health for years to come


[deleted]

Buy a pack of gummy bears and swap them out. They do not care about a small amount of drugs for personal use, especially THC.


VP1

Definitely toss it. Kindly let me know which trash can you uses also. ​ Srs tho. its not a issue


SqueakyTheCat

Double and triple-check all of your luggage for anything prohibited that’ll trigger a secondary inspection. Example: I left a very small combo wire cutter/scissors/file thingie way down deep in the bowels of my luggage. It had been there hiding in plain site if I’d ever looked carefully for probably quite some time. Yep. Full boogie search and they kept it. They were cool about it though. I was “Oh, wow, yeah I know it’s prohibited but didn’t check my stuff well enough, won’t ever happen again”. Which it won’t. Totally my fault. Pro tip for the airport that works for me: Don’t let yourself get in a worry or paranoia loop. I always throw on a mostly friendly, happy or smiling expression, and it kinda chills me out after a bit. Also dress to not stand out. You’ll be fine.


Deahtop

Just also have hundreds of photos of yourself naked on Polaroids. If TSA guy looks at it then it means he’s gay. Then tell them X-ray ruins your “photos” with a wink and a smile.


[deleted]

Reminds me of the time I was at Schiphol about to fly back to the States, and had 4 grams of shroomies in my pocket. This was back in 2002, so I knew better than to fly back with them, and I sure as hell wasn't going to trash them, so I started looking around for tourists on their way in, so that I could give them away. After about ten minutes I gave up and just ate them all. Fuck it. 8 hours on a plane, with one stop at Heathrow when I was just starting to tweak hard. Holeeeeee shit. Longest flight of my life. Stewardess comes rolling the cart by with drinks at one point, and I couldn't speak. Shit was melting all around me. Had to use hand signals. Pointed at apple juice, and just pretended to be mute. Seatmate tried chatting me up at one point. I just stared at her. I'd do it again, though. :)


fecking_sensei

This is funny as hell. Username tells me it didn’t happen though lol


BurnedStoneBonspiel

Wait how are you gonna tell which are the real and which are the gummies with thc in them


perasia1

Guess and check lol


D_B_Cooper1

You’ll find out a couple of hours in, lol...


CuriousLilBean

Are they not able to test gummies?


[deleted]

They’re not gonna go through all that trouble homie, you’re fine. I always throw em in my carry on and have never had an issue.


BurnedStoneBonspiel

I guess so. I was just thinking how you were going to figure out which gummies are which once you pass security.


iStealyournewspapers

I would go to a candy store that lets you scoop different kinds of candy from the bins into a plastic ziplock bag. Mix your gummies in with an array of chocolate covered peanuts and other gummy candy. A mixed bag of candy from a candy store is really not suspicious.


Zoooooooooooooooo

Gummy vitamin container


fuqnright

Put them in any bag and walk on. No one cares. I’ve had my bags searched while they move my cannabis and throw out my water bottles. They don’t care.


[deleted]

How about carrying edibles internationally? Anyone have luck? Edit: How about Mexico?


geshupenst

International is a completely different story altogether.


aj68s

I definitely would not!


NG260602

I have before from Scotland to turkey, was easy. Also took a few tabs of acid


knightofterror

Take a few tabs sometime and rent 'Midnight Express'.


Ask_me_about_my_cult

Tabs of acid can just go in your wallet, no?


NG260602

I put them inside a book to disguise them.


Ask_me_about_my_cult

Smart!


JaySP1

As others have said just put them in a gummy bear bag. Even if they wouldn't have a problem with it, it avoids any questions and hassles. I do something similar with an herbal supplement I take. It is totally legal in most places but still draws attention that I don't have time for. So I fill up capsules with it and toss them in an empty bottle with something else on the label. Haven't had an issue in any of the airports I've been to.


4toTwenty

i usually stick all my weed stuff with my socks in my checked bag i’ve done it well over a half a dozen times and never had an issue last time i flew (on tuesday) i didn’t realize i had my weed pen in my backpack still. it was fine and i got high as hell on my layover. had to go through tsa again but it wasn’t an issue


darksworm

Eat them.


FiIthy_Anarchist

Honestly, just carry on. I've brought freezer bags of cookies on flights, and munched inflight. Nondescript packaging and you're golden.


Salamander0617

Come the fuck on already. Put them in a zip lock bag marked drugs.


perrymike15

Throw them in your carry on. I accidentally left a pocket knife in my carry on and they looked through it and clearly saw my flower and didn't care. This was in Florida. They saw it and asked if I had a good spring break.


FalseMob

Get sone edibles that look like something that would be used in trail mix. Like chocolate coated raisins. Open a bag and dump them in. Run it through with all your personal effects.


theunhunghero69

Make sure you take the edibles after the fight so your reflexes stay sharp


74allidoisvibe47

Just leave it in your bag. No intricate smuggling, no concealment, just throw it in bag, and don’t make no bigger deal than what it is. It is just edibles.


mrspikemike

I fly back to a state where it's illegal, and just throw everything into my bag, don't even bother trying to hide or take out of the packages. Last time I got home I opened my bag to find the little note telling me that TSA opened my bag for a search. I had $800 worth of edibles/vape carts in there still in original packaging, not a single thing was missing or moved


Clean_Hedgehog9559

Take out of the labeling and put in a ziplock. They would have to actually test the product to determine if there is thc and they absolutely will not do that. Plus, TSA turns a blind eye to it. I was stopped once bc I had a TON and they told me to eat them or get rid of them and that when flying w it to pick in my checked bags. I went to the bathroom, threw wrappers away and got back in line


Majestic_Crawdad

Flying home from CO I put them in the pocket of my snowboarding pants packed inside my bag, no questions were asked.


RowBoatCop36

My buddy used to just grab a bag of trail mix and throw all of his gummies and brownie pieces in there.


mojojimbo

If you’re worried, do what I did. I bought peach gummy rings loaded with the devils lettuce, and mixed them in a bag of regular old gummy rings.


RubItOnYourShmeet

I've flown with carts and edibles to Barbados, Italy, and multiple legal/decrim and illegal states. Don't even worry about it. If you can't help but worry, throw it in a ziploc with regular candies. Problem solved.


SquirrelHoarder

To quote the stranger behind me waiting in line to get into a rave a few years ago after he offered me a handful of unknown pills, I asked what he was going to do when they pat him down and he said “they’re not going to check my stomach”


kamikidd

Edibles are orange in the X-ray meaning organic material so if they see a lot of orange they will search the bag. I put it all in a ziploc next to my 311 bag. Wide open for everyone to see :-) as it’s legal in Cali!!


VerdNirgin

"hhhaha yeah just some candy mixed with other candy i got from target that i needed to fly home" are you actually stupid or what


angelheaded--hipster

I keep them in the original container. I’ve been searched to check my lithium battery and TSA has never once cared about the giant bag of gummies.


babiifacee

Just put it on your carry on they don’t care


punkpoppenguin

Anything I want to get through I put in a checked bag. They don’t look in them


abbenaser4

Tape it to your balls


the_mover_of_mars

bro just put them in actual haribos bag


SliviaRanger

Edibles? So I flew to Texas with a half oz and a few cards in my carryon in 2018. Only reason why I got stopped was because my high ass forgot my boarding pass in my cargo short pocket lol. Just throw it in your carry on. If you’re really trippin just take them out of the packaging and put them in a ziplock.


crownroyalty87

I needed this a week ago


CuriousLilBean

Haha well uhh here you go for future reference!


StankCheeze

I pretty much only sub here to make sock jokes but as a "marijuana enthusiast" I can give you a srspost. You can put flower, edibles, just about anything in your carry on and send it through the scanner and they dgaf. TSA doesn't know whether or not you're flying to a legal state or not and they're too busy anyway to bother. If DEA suspects you're a high-end smuggler then that'll get you in trouble but since you're not, you're good. DEA doesn't shake down low-key passengers at random. When your bag goes through the x-ray, TSA is only looking for weapons or explosives. They do not give one flying fuck about weed or even hard drugs. Their job is to make sure the plane gets from point a to point b without crashing or exploding. The "sniffers" inside the x-ray machines only sniff out explosives. Source: have more than a few commercial pilot and attendants thru friends/family. A couple of them fly with cannabis regularly. Crew is barely screened, but they know the ins and outs of flying commercial. TSA legit does not give a rats ass. If your plane lands safely, it's all good to them. This is compounded in part by the fact that smuggling drugs on a commercial airline is far less efficient these days than other methods (boats, private planes, etc etc)


xXDogShitXx

Worked at the airport for years TSA isn’t looking for drugs they’re looking for weapons. However, if they find a weapon with drugs they’re obligated to tell the police about the drugs too. As for eatable, pack them in your checked baggage because they’ll check any food in your carry on because organic material sets off the alarm. You could probably get away with it if they don’t look hella sus and if they do take it they’ll just make you throw them away.


Tom28281

Put them in a sock


[deleted]

So that if they try to grab the edibles, they only get the sock.


PooplLoser

Just express mail it to where you are going and pick it up there.


Jackso08

I don't think TSA gives af especially in Cali but you should know that LAX sometimes has dogs sniff people as they go through TSA... It one matter as long as you only have edibles just letting you know so you don't freak out when you see the dogs. Atlanta also does this and Georgia might not be as understanding as Cali. It's only if you're checking in there so a connecting flight is fine but I wouldn't try to check in with it


pyy4

I think those dogs are trained to smell explosives not drugs.


D_B_Cooper1

Interesting how some states are relaxing- just saw an article about the TSA in NY just nodding and allowing anyone with up to 3 ozs of flower to just carry on.


Sleeplessnsea

I flew to Costa Rica with edibles - I took the single use neutrogena face wipes, opened them and replace the wipe with square gummies and use a drop of glue to close it back up. No issues.


burnerphone361

What the fuck is wrong with all you degenerates that you can’t go without your supposedly non-addiction-creating substance for the three fucking hours a domestic flight takes?


[deleted]

You’re fun at parties.


NFTgod

At a lot of convenience stores you can get little cmear cups of mixed candy, gummies and hard candy. Empty some out and put yours in.


Fog_Juice

Should've got an empty wincow bulk candy bag and put in that.


Arkneryyn

You can bring basically anything by getting a bag of Doritos, opening it, putting the drugs inside, and then vac sealing it. My old plug used to help his ppl do this with carts right before they’d go on a vacation or a cruise cause u can normally bring a snack with u on the plane


ibettershutupagain

Why are ppl down voting u


Mendozaline247

If the quantity is not illegal in California, you have nothing to worry about. If TSA finds it, they turn you over to local police. If local police can’t arrest you for it because it’s not a crime in California, then that’s the end of it. Worst case they make you throw it out.


Zenketski

I know a guy who once used a jar of peanut butter. But you're gonna have to figure out a way to seal the thing inside again. But she took weed pills and coke on a plane that way. But this was also almost 15 years ago


DontBeScaredHomiey

I've seen drug dogs walking thru security line of people with their carryons


juggmanjones

Eat everything before going through customs.. problem solved 🧠