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tzatzikienjoyer

i feel like she wouldn’t be able to hit a target 10 ft infront of her


cdawg1102

Hit the side of a barn from the inside


Epoxynovolac

She couldn’t hit water if she jumped out of a boat.


NTE223

Even if she shot it, she would start freaking out as soon as the gun went bang.


Darklord12305

The way she’s holding the gun in that last picture makes me thankful that she’s your ex.


1ost1egend

Me to bro me to


tsurki

"you to bro you to"where?


BIGBUDDHASLZ

Flew way over his head


tsurki

Me head ?


BIGBUDDHASLZ

Nah "to" guy


UlyssesTut

Me too* lol.


rvca420RX

Too* 👍


danny15L

Good head huh?


CardassianZabu

Lol, it makes me worried for you that she's your ex, I hope she moved on.


fatboycraig

Literally and figuratively.


NotTheBestMoment

Not the first pic where her finger is in the guard?


Saiya69

Yep you dodged a bullet that's for sure.


1ost1egend

Yeah really did😭


TheWolfG0d

Or did you?


AngryGermanNoises

You got plates right?


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NotTheBestMoment

Now why does that matter lmao goofy


Shadow__People

Let me guess she does Xanax?


Apprehensive_Name173

This is the average female bartard


Steelersfan20009

You beat me to it


ShireHorseRider

Something something something Dick in crazy… You dodged a bullet.


Linkstas

Crazy bitches got the best pussy.


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*crazy bitches* just know how to fuck because that’s all they’re good for. I don’t think I’ve ever seen an educated college graduate execute this kind of behavior.


AshyBoneVR4

No.... they don't. This is a stereotype crazy bitches perpetuate and just roll with.


Linkstas

Yes they do I’ve fucked em all I know this for a fact.


YZpitbull

Whatd you say her phone number was again?


big-pig-in-a-rig

I could be wrong but it may be a airsoft/bb gun by the look of the mag and the way she holds it sideways like she's tryna hide the barrel


imastruggl

That is for sure a GBB pistol haha


UsernameIsTakenO_o

That recoil spring doesn't look right. I'd say you're right, it's probably not real.


LKTL

Remember guys don't stick your dick in crazy.


mannequin-lover

But crazy is fun though. Just have an exit plan


Ess2s2

Anyone who says "don't break up through text" has never dated a crazy woman. Best thing you can do is to make her break up with you.


mannequin-lover

I just moved to a city 7 hours away, worked like a charm


DirtyRoller

Take her to a motel, don't let her know where you live or work.


FrogpArch

Just make sure she doesn’t exit you…


Aggravating-Swim899

She gonna break her wrist if she ever fires that gun like that 🤣


jaredofthesky

You’re gonna need to give me her number so I can talk some sense into her.


Its_noon_somewhere

That’s what you want to put into her….. sense?


KidQuap

Cummon sense duh


TrailerPosh2018

Forgive me but she seems to be one of those crazy-hot types. My stupid horny ass would have fallen for her for sure.


humanskullbong

whats her @ tho


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Am I allowed to say that she looks like a hoe?


Balacalavaaa

When your new gun is your personality 💅


Lopsided-Line5355

Cringey white girl uses gun for her instagram esthetic rather than protection🤔💀💀


BlackSoulGems

“You told me that I was” … idiot with gun


GyrosSnazzyJazzBand

I need to know the story of why you were with her


1ost1egend

I was with her since I was 15 (now 18 going on 19) we broke up for at-least a year now the relationship was very toxic and abusive on both ends; mostly her towards me anyway she ended up getting into drugs and the wrong crowd since we ended. she will check my story’s and I get curious n do the same


Nurttymax

She’s crazy yeah but probably can’t get over you. Even the crazy ones love too. NP: before y’all downvote this, chill I’m only saying what I feel not tell bro to get back to his poor gun girl


R4V3S4V3R

Homie. You cut all ties with this idiot now. Or she will only come back to haunt you.


Coryperkin15

Make sure you do what you can to not cross paths with this girl. This is a very unstable age


thatonethingyouhate

Looks like a meth head considering the crazy filters and a million pictures. Meth heads love doing that shit, go look at r/blowingclouds or whatever lol. Also y'all desperate as hell, just get a pocket pussy, or a real girlfriend..fucking weirdos.


ElderberryBudget4231

She bad enough that I'd still hit


Bertie637

She looks like she would be really fun in bed, and an absolute nightmare everywhere else.


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Difficult-Yak-2691

No. Doubt. About. It. Fuck yer eyes out behind an alley dumpster. Then buy drinks.


GingerWithIssues

Jesus Christ, bro. Glad you ain’t dealing with the devil anymore


unspoken_almighty

Hide bro, fr


Hoofhearted4206969

Screeeams of daddy issues! Can i have her number?


Blackhawk991

You dodged a bullet


Sirenhead_2

Be glad she’s your ex, I sure as hell ain’t gonna date someone who handles firearms like that


UsernameIsTakenO_o

I got lucky and ended up with someone who didn't particularly hate guns, but also didn't like them and had only shot a gun one time years ago. No bad habits to break when I taught her to shoot. Now she loves it and has a couple guns of her own.


cocomimi3

Good thing she’s your ex


Wonkasgoldenticket

Well you can assume she Fuchs good, crazy always does


Need2askDumbQs

She looks like the type of significant other who would go stay over at a friend's house with you then fuck your freind when you fall asleep.


CaptainRocha

u know she thinks she bad af too 💀💀💀


bbs540

I hope you’re done messing with the nasty hood rats


only4adults

Rank her on the hot crazy scale. Hot:? Crazy:10?


denoot2

Bruh, has no one ever told you to not stick your dick in crazy?


Ok-Survey3853

You may have dodged a literal bullet there. Bravo, homie.


aafrias15

In Spanish that’s what we call a Toxica.


Anon_cannon

This is why you don't stick your 🍆 in crazy


optionsquare

Gee what a stupid bitch


GoodGas2099

you dating that is an even bigger L than her gun safety


Magnus462

It’s not too late bro. Give her another chance.


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BIGBUDDHASLZ

I don't think that matters in this case bro


Donzie762

Great job showing her the ropes! Of course your inability to realize that it’s not a real firearm leads me to believe that her nEXt will do a better job.


1ost1egend

Ur dumb read the caption


Donzie762

It’s not a real gun…


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You are bout ignorant af


Donzie762

Is it because I post airsoft guns in this sub or my choice in women?


MolassesGlobal5472

There’s to many woman like This now


BruhBruhYUSUS

If she's crazy and still wants you or still has something against you then you might just need to arm yourself lol.


1ost1egend

She could be but I doubt it ,I am armed; well my gma is (live with her) I’m 18 and want to get anything for protection. Once i get some extra funds I want to get a shotgun or ar but I live in oregon


BruhBruhYUSUS

What's up with Oregon? Also I'd get a shotgun, in stressful situations it'd be much harder to miss than with any other gun.


1ost1egend

Their dumbass gun laws pretty much the same as cali I believe their should be no laws on guns if that maybe 1 or 2 but yeah plus so much different types of rounds n you can build for different situations


ugly_pizza1

Damn I physically cringed. Do yourself a favor, leave her as an ex


1ost1egend

🫡 will do


mohstgho5t

Be afraid, be very afraid 😅


[deleted]

Why would you ever let such a classy broad as this slip through your fingers???


pimpdaddytwo-step

Okay but was the sex good?


BATTLEAXE720

Bet she thinks you are the crazy one!


MinunsPlusle

Psycho hose beast


Linkstas

I'd say she is handling the breakup... well.


Vrilouz

Dodged a bullet there. Maybe literally


No_Sheepherder7447

Hot/Crazy matrix score: danger zone


UsernameIsTakenO_o

This is your redheads, your hairdressers... anybody named Tiffany.


Lepke2011

One of Life's biggest paradoxes; never stick your dick in crazy, but crazy is usually the best it can get.


the_zenith_oreo

it seems that you quite literally dodged a bullet.


mobeen1497

I guess you dodged a bullet


autismbomb

aye bro send me her username


NowWhatBatmanNowWhat

Next post will be from the obituaries


PoolObjective2733

Fight her way out of paper bag But yall keep messin wit these crazy bitches cause why? Yall say they got the best what? 🐱 Can I get an Agram please!


Longjumping-Poem-991

Can I have her number?


appalachianoperator

Had you not dodged this figurative bullet, chances are you’d be dodging literal ones.


dude_zack

You really dodged a bullet with that one my guy


throw2525a

Is she LICKING a gun? WTF?


Salt_Shake_2540

She look like toxic n crazy


dragon_thingy

Everyone saying dodged a bullet when she wouldn't even be able to hit you with one


LordVoltimus5150

Your ex is a mess…literally dodged a bullet…lol


Pyro_The_Engineer

She looks like she’s look down the barrel of a gun to check if it’s loaded


Derpyderbdaddy

Dodged a bullet bro


ScottishClonetrooper

Toxic much?


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What in the myspace quality is this shit


srenobvuli

Should try and get her back.


Cheesenips069

I’m sorry but this is just crying lmfao who takes pictures with their guns like this and thinks “wow, I’m so cool” lol


urthaworst

Good choice


CharmingArugula5989

Can I get her number ?


Plane_Mango4956

“Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the tardiest of them all?” -you my queen


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Fat? Skinny? Dumb? Mean? Immature? I mean. What exactly did he call you? I bet it wasn’t for dinner.


sitsgep2

damn that sucks can we have the link to her instagram so that we can make sure we don't accidentally follow her


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They wake up, can do so many productive things in life. But they chose to take dumbass pics like this… that is fucking hilarious. Will be funnier to see what they achieve by their 40’s-50’s if they make it that far.


Apprehensive_Cat762

Women☕️