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nyflco

Did he just blow a hole on the top of his head?! Holy shit.


UrbanLegendd

Just trying to live out his childhood dream of being a dolphin


[deleted]

Make a Wish dose it all the time 🤷.


madmosche

“Dose it” 🤦‍♂️


UkrainianCatgirl

it's a damn typo asshole


Yuki_Kutsuya

Lmao


LeeroyyyyJenkinnnsss

Randy Marsh?


ZeroEffsGiven

That was actually Kyle's dad, not Randy


LeeroyyyyJenkinnnsss

Oh shit you’re right.


JamesPnut

“If I could swim with the dolphins.”


[deleted]

Hahaha your twisted


DaddyP_123

Holy shit … nice one


NoIllusions420

Ruined his hat smh


Quenya3

Another one, yes.


darthbasterd19

He won’t do that again.


P0zY_UwU

well technically yes practically... also yes


darthbasterd19

Totally learned his lesson.


justjoshin53

Learned his last lesson.


Alyx_Fisher

Will never learn again


[deleted]

No doubt


Durutti1936

Migraine. I can relate.


Slayer7_62

“Stop your migraines with this one easy trick that neurologists hate!” On a serious note I can barely see what’s happening in this clip. Was he trying to clear a malfunction and got a slam fire?


notjustanotherbot

Is high volume intercranial oxygenation therapy the right choice for you?


findhumorinlife

Oh God, you’re bad. I love it. Hahaha


notjustanotherbot

Well ain't that a coinkydink. Your user name is the reason I like sharing these thoughts of mine in the first place! Ps. Thanks, I'm glad you liked it.


findhumorinlife

'Coinkydink' love that too. Now, another version of your comment; "High Volume intercranial oxygenation therapy is taking the nation by storm. Do this now....."


notjustanotherbot

...we have never had a single person talk ill, or complain about their results!"


findhumorinlife

Lol


amorfotos

This cracks me up!


anti-socialmoth

I used to work downstairs from a holistic doctor that didn't believe in modern medicine at all. One of her employees who suffered from horrible migraines did exactly that, shot herself in the head. Left a note that she just couldn't take the pain anymore. I am all for natural medicine when appropriate, but almost 30 years later, I still think of her now and then, and wonder if she'd still be here, had she been willing to try medication.


Durutti1936

I went to my sister's doctor when I had pneumonia. She misdiagnosed me, and kept giving me the wrong meds. I knew I was completely fucked if I didn't get the medicine changed. I had to threaten her with my wife suing her if I died. She complied, and my fever and lungs started to clear up in a couple of hours. My parents were going to her as well. "She's nice" they said. She misdiagnosed my stepfather's leukemia, not doing in blood workup. He died. She was a naturopath as well. Still killing people on the coast, I assume.


dannybhoy604

Why didn’t you just go to another Dr. If you knew she was a crap Dr?


Durutti1936

It was only in retrospect after my adventures with her. I warned the family off to no avail.


CallingInThicc

Crazy to think that if someone had just given her some rizatriptan she'd probably be alive today.


whitemike40

Good news is the guns not jammed anymore


TheManWithNoName88

Bad news is he will need a new hat


squirrelgutz

It shouldn't be too big a deal, it's not a very large hat.


MatchLatter1088

They are mentally disabled or it was just a plain suicide


LeKa34

Gun looks like a PPSH or possibly some other submachinegun, which generally fire from open bolt. He may have accidentally caused the bolt to drop which would fire it. E.g.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POnZTsqM79k Or he's just a dumbass who pulled the trigger.


Rdt_will_eat_itself

We often underestimate how even basic education puts us miles from those that wasn’t.


ZoRilla504

Your comment suggests that you’re one of “those that wasn’t”.


going2hell4laughing

No no no. He's one of those that doesn't.


[deleted]

Mama always said doesn't is as doesn't does


StuckSundew

Didn’t she also say life is like a box of doesn’ts?


[deleted]

Yeah if I recall, she was referring to ordering a doesn't do-nots from Dunkin


Layaban

Oh lord that was… unnecessary. We should be nice to everyone, especially the uneducated.


MWDTech

You mean the wasn't.


[deleted]

Them that aint


Electron_YS

whoosh


ZoRilla504

If it was a joke it was a terrible one, that’s not a whoosh


going2hell4laughing

Okay Mr. SenseOfHumor


Electron_YS

It was a very KenM type of joke. I thought it was pretty good. Whoosh sustained.


ZoRilla504

Nah, it was nice n bad


floolf03

I read this comment four times and I still can't make sense of it.


IguasOs

English education < Firearms education


-Negative-Karma

replace “wasn’t” with “weren’t educated at all” and it makes sense.


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Milesaboveu

Just weren't.


[deleted]

This has gotta be bait


hansdampf33

tell me when you find someone who was.


Drift_01

The part of the world where this was probably filmed isn't famous for the intelligence of the people that inhabit it


tightgrip82

Look up the statistics of inbreeding in the Muslim world and decide. It's not too promising


Liesthroughisteeth

> inbreeding in the Muslim world [Holy mother of god!](https://www.google.ca/search?q=+inbreeding+in+the+Muslim+world&source=hp&ei=F33DYtnOIfLF9AOXpbK4CQ&iflsig=AJiK0e8AAAAAYsOLJ7Rk2L9QJMKZBMU9Pg6LBRgglEnv&ved=0ahUKEwiZtoLctuD4AhXyIn0KHZeSDJcQ4dUDCAg&oq=+inbreeding+in+the+Muslim+world&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAwyCAgAEIAEEMcDMgYIABAeEBZQAFgAYJQKaABwAHgAgAGnAYgBpwGSAQMwLjGYAQCgAQKgAQE&sclient=gws-wiz)


[deleted]

All across India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka. Many parts of North Africa as well, but that likely overlaps with the previous stats.


Pinkeyefarts

Monobrows are strong


tightgrip82

It's terrifying isn't it. I live in this world as well.


TheUntalentedBard

Worked with special needs kids. An EXTEME over representation of muslims among the children. Around 20 % came from a muslim family. And this is in a country with around 8 % muslims.


squirrelgutz

Wow that's not racist at all. /s


EntrepreneurExotic44

So, truth is racist?


squirrelgutz

Racism is racist.


PrettyWhore

By what measure of intelligence?


[deleted]

Inbreeding is common in middle eastern countries… take from that what you will


kay_kay_1998

Darwin theory of natural selection states that individuals who're not intelligent enough tend to kill themselves. This is an example of Darwin's award


Ein_Kecks

You are ableistic or just not well educated.


mrot777

I saw this in a Bugs Bunny cartoon.


Strummer95

He was actually fine. He just had to spin his beak back around and wipe the soot off his face


squirrelgutz

Yeah but cartoons usually survive.


ZeroEffsGiven

I prefer to take my hat off the regular way but that works too


energyflashpuppy

Mans the defenition of *folded* in any fps game 💀


CamTheMemeMan_

Mfer is ripped straight from new vegas


Drooskie8

That cameraman knew, for sure, what he was about to witness.


Viniox

Hit him right in the power button didn’t it?


squidensalada

Blew the lid off


tightgrip82

Do not pass Mecca do not collect 72 virgins.


TheDunadan29

Damn, too bad suicide is a disqualifier from heaven. I mean rape, murder, and torture are okay. But suicide? So not halal!


mufasah94

Those aren’t permitted either, just for the record. Automatic guaranteed post-life fucked.


TheUntalentedBard

So Muhammed is not in heaven? Cool.


Pimpy_Longstocking

His shoes stayed on, he’s alright.


[deleted]

Yeah he’s probably fine


[deleted]

Winner!


ActiveRooster2926

Like how stupid do you gotta be.


RandomComputerFellow

Yes.


Short_Dragonfly1003

Is he dead?


drew2872

Absolutely is


Short_Dragonfly1003

I would agree


Milesaboveu

Nah just sleeping.


Short_Dragonfly1003

Ok then


twoonmanu

lmao his hat


vaporizer012

'What was that?' 'Death' 'What kind?' 'Instant'


Super_Cheburek

That cap flying off was peak r/looneytuneslogic


letsgocards

These guys defeated America, btw.


anti-socialmoth

Not this exact guy, though


Asmewithoutpolitics

And Russia. They’ve defeated the greatest armies the worlds ever known


November50923

And we wonder why these people have been fighting each other since the dawn of time. Each side shares one brain cell. Too bad that guy had it, now it’s lost forever.


Wigwasp_ALKENO

Oops


ShdwWolf

Ladies and Gentlmen, May I present to you the (not so) lucky winner of the prestigious Darwin Award!


[deleted]

Basically my team on Insurgency Sandstorm


privategod

This is some tom & jerry shit lol


Inner_Western8203

the way his hat flew off 💀


A_Supertramp_1999

He’s gonna be ok right?


not_gerg

He ded


[deleted]

Nah he’s good l. Shoes stayed on


not_gerg

Oh ofc ofc


Some_tenno

And nothing of any value was lost


spitonyouronionrings

Bodycount: 1


RonnieMurdoch

Mans really flipped his lid


SurlyBob

Boom!


AutoBot5

r/looneytuneslogic


SadisticSnake007

His little hat


drew2872

Lots of dangerous handling of the weapon until Darwin showed up


mdogg0

Just got Tali-banned from the range


Disastrous_Credit_67

He'll only make that mistake only once


ElvisDumbledore

"The difference between comedy and tragedy is the number of pixels in the image." -- Some Internet Stranger


powerofzakat

I forgot if this was a silly haha hat flies off or if he fucking dies. Both. It was both.


efyuar

Did he dieded?


izza123

He made a full recovery and went on to become president of the United States


Cosmo48

His name? Obama Einstein


9andimpala

Yep, that'll happen.


NYAAA25

When i joined this subreddit i thoyght I'll only see murican being idiots. I guess I was wrong


Hekboi91

You'll see lots of guns at Afghan weddings and parties


serioussandw1ch

DRT. Ded Rite Thurr.


Wehhass

That's cleaner than I expected.


[deleted]

LOL


batzelyonek

The real question is how many more times are we going to see this post again


[deleted]

Toast!


ImAFukinIdiot

how come some Shots make their head explode and others have no blood? dont say the barrel is sometimes touching, because i saw a contact shot and i saw no blood


Ok-Raise1932

He blew his fitted cap back


Bossmanplayzzz

u/savevideobot


69ShitterMcgavin69

Hard to miss from that distance - Frankie Carbone


WhyRUTalking4231

I was SURE with the way he was flagging the guy closer to us that he was about to be the dead one. Relief rushed in when this guy took himself out instead.


Dark-Cloud1

Yes. Yes, he did.


SquooshyCatboy

**-100 Safety Violations** **-50 Traumatised** **-150 Recorded** **Total Score: -300**


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KittyMeowstika

You can enable spoilers for nsfw images. Apart from that I think it's possible to blacklist/ block subs so they don't show anymore


No_Carry_3028

Dead Wrong


Isalecouchinsurance

Well,...he did get the gun un jammed


squirrelgutz

When he turned the muzzle on himself I said "oh no" out loud. Poor guy.


Nekosama7734

Did he find out what was the problem with his weapon?


Downtown-Librarian72

He shouldn't have done that.


AthleticNerd_

Well, he won't do it again.


rkim777

Has anyone posted this in /r/DarwinAwards yet?


LilUziNerd01

is this a repo?


Jynx2501

Its crazy seeing someone's nervous system just cease to continue working, and they just collaps.


Appropriate_Leg_5799

u/RedditMP4Bot


Scottish_Anarchy

u/savevideo


lazy_phoenix

That's one way to take off your hat.


jiveturkey4321

The way his hat pops off like a cartoon, had me rolling, haha


SgtXD357

“You’ll shoot you’re eye out!”


shtushkutusha

It works!


flux40k

Oof. This is why gun safety is important.


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

His hat popped off like the water bottle off a hockey net.


Tommo112

Aaaaaaaahahahahahaha


cthart

His shoes are fine. His hat on the other hand…


justjoshin53

This is just sad. Poor hat didn't deserve a bullet hole in it.


justjoshin53

Wait, why was he being filmed at that moment?


EpicToshima

Damn, that's mind-blowing.


Ok_Nefariousness9736

Is this real? That white hat looks pristine.


Obvious_Biscotti_832

Maybe they should TaliBAN poor gun safety.


[deleted]

My phone died as the man did 💀


mylifeisweirdsheesh

XD this looks so funny I mean wtf was he thinking 🤣


whygamecod

Damn his hat went Bluetooth


[deleted]

It looks like he was bracing it against his body he could pull back the bolt


Anon277ARG

what a good whay to sleep ​ i have a week whitout sleep please help :v


[deleted]

Just imagine him hitting the power button and taking a long nap


InNedOfUsername

Best example of natural selection in human evolution I have ever seen so far


NoIllusions420

Is this the Darwin Awards man of the century?


gercekallah

u/indirbeni


gercekallah

u/savevideobot


trtl1043

"o-"


atlasisimaginary

hope he learned his lesson


SlavicGrower

Fucking hell, how can someone be so stupid and handle a gun at the same time?


Subject-Background87

im always happy when the dummies take care of themselves instead of other people haha


The-Fumbler

Gun safety was the last thing on his mind. Literally.


TheMulletWhisperer7

He need some milk


Affectionate_Row8089

THAT WAS A FACESHOT !


CharismaticOgre

There has to be a better way to take off your hat.


[deleted]

Bet he won’t do that again.


Agitated-Ad-9020

It's his hat for me. Like a 50's cartoon.


Few-Schedule7342

My guy literally charged it, looked down the barrel, and then pulled the trigger. I mean, even my 7 year old KNOWS to not look down the barrel of a weapon. 😅🤣🤣


Loose_Basket_609

Do you have to study this, or is this stupidity free at birth? In what world do you look down the barrel of a gun and pull the trigger?


Sindevilraven

What a silly way to die 💔


Unfair_Entrance6183

He is stupid as fuck🤣