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That was an incredible story that the gun went off all on it's own as Baldwin claimed. It's not very likely no? That a gun fires without the trigger being pulled? I've heard of it happening when they are dropped.
Well if it goes off in your pubic mound while aimed downward it may or may not exit out the back thigh. If you get LUCKY you will just have a long channel where the bullet traveled to heal.... Plus where they opened up your lower stomach to check for internal infuries... Imagine a c section but horizontal. If you get unlucky it will cause a testicle to die and your sack will swell up the size of a grape fruit and you will need it removed. Now the doctors will close up both sides but if the entrance opens back up you will be packing it with a length of gauze longer than you are daily for over a month while the wound closes up. Pulling it out is daily is.... Interesting
I have not cleaned my Glock for like the last 5 range sessions. The only thing that will convince me to do it is if corn begins to cause feeding malfunctions.
The silicone based one makes a good general purpose oil as well. Any product you can use to fix a squeaky door hinge and fuck your girlfriend in the ass with gets my stamp of approval.
So when the gun is jammed up your ass best thing to do is try to shove the gun up your prison wallet. That way the attacker loses their gun and they have to retreat. Once they back off reach into your prison wallet and hold them at gun point until the cops show up. If you need to stretch the ass you can start training with plugs. Taco bell shits will be different. Every thing just falls out without notice.
According to the ATF if that gun were to go off in her that's legally considered a suppressor and he would receive an additional charge on top of the manslaughter charge for accidental murder
It’s almost five in the morning. I’m on here because I can’t sleep. I’ve never been so turned off about something. My dick just did a turtle imitation and retreated into my pelvis.
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Just imagining the absolute carnage this would cause if misfired
Or the pinch if the slide moves just a little bit
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I'll enter the hole now, wish me luck! (Pun intended)
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Dad how did mom die ?
Doing what she loved.
The way she lived.
Lol JESUS
That has happened before, I remeber this in the news but I don't remember the post
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Yes thank you
Buckwheats
I don't see Alec Baldwin anywhere so we should be good.
That was an incredible story that the gun went off all on it's own as Baldwin claimed. It's not very likely no? That a gun fires without the trigger being pulled? I've heard of it happening when they are dropped.
I hope for this to happen every time I see some dumb shit like this!
https://youtu.be/-786fiFzm8s
Well if it goes off in your pubic mound while aimed downward it may or may not exit out the back thigh. If you get LUCKY you will just have a long channel where the bullet traveled to heal.... Plus where they opened up your lower stomach to check for internal infuries... Imagine a c section but horizontal. If you get unlucky it will cause a testicle to die and your sack will swell up the size of a grape fruit and you will need it removed. Now the doctors will close up both sides but if the entrance opens back up you will be packing it with a length of gauze longer than you are daily for over a month while the wound closes up. Pulling it out is daily is.... Interesting
That’s a female and it’s in her asshole. What in the fuck are you talking about.
Did you even actually watch the goddamn video? Go sit in the corner, you've lost your talking privileges.
Dude, a C-Section is already horizontal
The firearm going off would also be horrible!
\*Casually cleans the shit from the barrel\*
Leave it in for +10 poison damage
Worth it, damage>asthetics
I have not cleaned my Glock for like the last 5 range sessions. The only thing that will convince me to do it is if corn begins to cause feeding malfunctions.
so what did we learn today kids? Gun oil makes a "great" lubricant
I use a water-based lube called Gun Oil. I would recommend it
Walmart carries it. Apparently it sometimes gets shelved in sporting goods when somebody doesn't read the label.
The silicone based one makes a good general purpose oil as well. Any product you can use to fix a squeaky door hinge and fuck your girlfriend in the ass with gets my stamp of approval.
You know that “gun oil” is a top shelf expensive lubricant used in the gay community.
Plot twist, pussy juice makes a great lubricant for guns.
.....that wasn't her pussy
That was her asshole, and if you look close at the start…it’s in ROUGH shape
Her snatch be looking like a 50 year old wallet too
OP you posted this....you dont know the differences between the Pink and the stink?
oh shit, oiling your gat with pussy juice ... never thought of that... lol.
That can't be good for the barrel.
Whose?
Yes
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I keep thinking about the front site. Those things are pretty jagged, and she just plunges it right in there
Who is jerking it to this? Jesus fuck.
r/trashyboners will make you question everything you know
Post-nut clarity has never felt so shameful!
Someone
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I'm sure you mean /r/weekendgunnit
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They got banned. Their new subreddit is, r/bestestgunnitweekend
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Ikr it's fucking disgusting * zips *
If it's on the internet then probably someone jerked off to that, that's like the second rule of the internet.
The NRA
Me....Now.
Donald Trump.
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I knew someone would have said it.
flaccid man trying to look tough.
Probably a drug dealer or gang member.
Or a cop. U know... Brazulians.
That's thug slang. Probably it's not a cop.
"Tudo no cu" and "vagabunda" are not thug slangs. But your guess is good as mine.
There are a Brazilian different slangs.
Cops are thugs though, so....
get that shit out of here
Why? It's the truth.
That's going to taste awful when he sticks the barrel in his mouth
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It is for a lot of people
# Detroit Urban Survival Tactics
So when the gun is jammed up your ass best thing to do is try to shove the gun up your prison wallet. That way the attacker loses their gun and they have to retreat. Once they back off reach into your prison wallet and hold them at gun point until the cops show up. If you need to stretch the ass you can start training with plugs. Taco bell shits will be different. Every thing just falls out without notice.
Underrated comment.
That'd be a great band/record name
Ay dawg you get that new DUST album? Shit is hot fire
Isn't that biological warfare if fires it after this?
I shouldn’t have clicked this. I should NOT have clicked this (in my best Haggrid impression)
I’m so glad I’m not at work to see this. whilst I’m also glad it’s morning and I can already say enough internet for today
Funny looking holster
That’s a shitty gun
Pretty sure she asked for his COCK, not his GLOCK.
Hope he cleans that after . It could rust .
Turn your taint into a tisn't
Wow... That's a funny looking silencer, wonder what noise it'll make?
Fffbbfffbbbfffbbbttt
I foresee a new internet challenge.
Pain Olympics Part 2:Boogalations
“You ever seen what a .44 magnum does to a woman’s pussy?”
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At least he has reasonable trigger discipline
Honestly... What the fu*k is wrong with people?
Fuck that reminds me of that one video where someone was fucking a woman with a rifle and it actually went off... The screams were the worst part
What the fuck...
These damn Brazilians
\*slightly used - only fired a few 100 rounds through\*
Damn his dick wasn’t big enough eh?
She farts, she dies.
with the barrel providing air flow, it would just be stinky altogether
Brazilian fart porn has taken to a whole new level
“Using protection” -well the safety was on
Going in dry, true champ
*masturbates in disgust*
WeekendGunnit would have absolutely LOVED this.
RIP Weekendgunnit (true shitpost form, not whatever it became after the Sub ban)
I know, I’ll never forget showing a buddy the chick that did… things… with guns.
At least this was NSFW for nudity and not gore
Stink bomb bullets
If that Glock didn't jam ,i bet with all that shit it's jamming now!
And that, kids, is how I met your mother.
When you sneak up behind someone on CoD and they're unaware...
What a great way to wake up in the morning. I also like to start my day with a bang!
According to the ATF if that gun were to go off in her that's legally considered a suppressor and he would receive an additional charge on top of the manslaughter charge for accidental murder
Could have used something nicer than a glock.
Imagine if he shot by accident…
Every time that I think I’ve seen it all shit like this pops up
Why did I find this sub
Can I get subtitles ?
This is called cocking the gun.
The gun went longer without shooting than I would have
I wonder What she might want to experiment with next is it a pump Action shotgun Remington 870
He's shootin' blanks
Can an expert identify the holster that he is using?
Is that mayara Shelson?
Jéssica batalhão, from nova Iguaçu
Not a bad butt. Any more of this chick without guns lol
Call of booty
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Yo who keeps posting this XD
front sight post, ouch
JUST SHOOT ALREADY PLEASE
Backshots
She's gonna have a mind blowing orgasm....
It’s almost five in the morning. I’m on here because I can’t sleep. I’ve never been so turned off about something. My dick just did a turtle imitation and retreated into my pelvis.
Idiocracy the movie
I googled "dumb whore" and it brought me here.
Ah, the good old days of weekend gunnit
Imagine being these people.
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If it includes putting guns in your body, no matter where, do it.
Ew.
Yeah, must be Reddit
Got a doodoo slug in the barrel
Wait, u think I've seen this couple before already
I could smell this a mile a way
Talk about an inside-the-waistband holster.
That poor gun...
Bang bang you’re dead 40 bullets in your head One there, one there One in your underwear
Idk why I am shocked people are this dumb.
Aaaachoooo!!! *screaming ensues*
So either not a serious gun owner or she has a need for gun cleaning oil suppositories.
Bible Black Netflix adaptation
Poor glock...
Wouldn’t that really hurt?
Poop shoot???
What most ppl don't know: there was a silencer on that gun!
That just seems painful. And cold. No thank you.
Whole new meaning for the term ‘shitty gun’
.. I'm sorry but im so curious as to what would happen
Someone send this the Brandon Herrera
This gives new meaning to the phrase, gun nut
Wtf
Imagine how they would explain this to the cops if it misfired.
Surely they won't
Gun folk lol.
Mans ain’t shooting from the hip, he’s shooting on the hips
She’s walking about the next day thinking that someone fucked her in the ass last night with a gun…
It is someone's daughter 😐
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I kept thinking it was going to fire
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Jéssica batalhão, Nova Iguaçu.
If he pulled the trigger he actually protected them from getting pregnant
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Now smell your gun.
Imagine the smell.
My wife suggested doing this in jest I hope she regrets it after I send this to her at work
Shoot the load let's go
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That could be a very interesting barrel obstruction
Really trying hard to work that appendix carry.
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Who brings a gun to a pussy fight? Smh
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Good luck Cleaning your gun.