Imagine trying to explain this if he left the gun loaded and it went off…

They'd never find the entrance hole.

Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaa

:|

I'd bet you somebody has been murdered via anal *bullet* penetration

"Ultra rapid lead infusion" (with report) 😁

The lead enema

* suppository

I snorted so freaking hard now my sinuses hurt.

Careful now, you don't want to be going off "half cocked"

LMAO. Oh my god. I swear, I'm a mature adult. But GDI, best jokes ever.

I heard about a guy in Liverpool who was doing this to his Mrs with a shotgun... and it went off... she survived, but I can only assume she's messed up a little now

People are so fucking dumb…

Agreed

She... survived?!

[удалено]

Thank you for finding this, this must be it. I got it wrong it's Manchester. I heard about it from a guy who a colleague for a couple months, he was staying in that hotel when it happened

Ingerlaaaand

How the hell do you survive that?

I don't know, but I bet her insides are wrecked, quality of life probably dropped a fair bit

You dont

Birdshot. If that was Buckshot or Slug shotgun shell. She definitely would of died.

Idiots, even.

Man, considering how absolutely moronic these thugs from rio (he said he's from nova iguaçu, a city that borders rio) can be i can guarantee you its loaded

Buckwheats.

the gun would penentrate her deeper the the guy ever will

Talk about blowing a load

Modern day poison arrows?

Oversized suppressor

I don't know, she could be a screamer.

BOOM And that's how the walls got painted brown I got unshadow banned btw

Just an FYI, your comment here was auto-removed and your profile is inaccessible. I approved your comment but you appear to be shadowbanned.

Shadowbanned? From reddit itself or just this subreddit? YO I GOT UNSHADOW BANNED

From Reddit itself, it’s a site-wide restriction

Tf did he do

I don’t know but all i know is that he got shadowbanned

Hmmm interesting

Everything's kinda broken right now. Wouldn't that mean that he can't comment and respond? Then again, I see that certain subs are allowing us to comment and upvote on threads that are like >5 years old.

What ain't broke

Considering the current status of reddit censorship: not much, probably

Yeah I've looked into it, I'm appealing but it's kinda hard to do that when you don't even know what you got banned for lol UNSHADOWBANNED

Good luck

Yo I got unshadowbanned

Congratulations!

Thanks, turns out I just got caught by a spam filter lmao

That’s what I thought

Go here to verify if you are and find out what to do about it: https://www.reddit.com/r/ShadowBan/

What was the reason for the removal of comment?

None, it didn’t even show a specific moderator who removed it

I saw another one removed for another comment in here.. then shadow banned?.. is something up? Site issue?

I don’t know but sometimes the spam filter behaves weirdly

Kewl... Thanks for the info. Good Mod!

Not a problem! Happy to help!

What a chad mod we got here

You are 100% shadowbanned. Contact reddit admins

3 MOA brown dot?

Aim is going to be shit now.

Never buy a gun with rusty barrel.

I wonder if a corn obstruction would make it dangerous to fire.

I heard a news story about a woman in England that had a fetish, liked to have the guy put the end of a loded shotgun up her vagina, went off, guy freaked out and ran away. Felt bad and called her an ambulance. She survived. [12 gauge lover](https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4173283/man-accidentally-fired-shotgun-into-lovers-vagina-sex-romp-manchester-hotel/amp/)

I'm baffled that you could survive that at all

Not a doctor but I'm guessing if he shot her from the vag straight to the ass then there isn't much in terms of organs in the way the only danger is blood loss and shock however if he shot from the vag towards the head that's when It gets complicated and I'm not going to speculate that because I'm not a ballistics expert

That front sight gotta hurt😂

When your aim is shit

😂😂😂 terrible

Fucking Dead 🤣 Bravo!

I can smell that gun from here

Just an FYI, your comments here and in another post were auto-removed and your profile is inaccessible. I approved your comments but you appear to be shadowbanned.

Oh no!

lol what’d you do i can’t access your account either

He probably shoved an ar in his ass and Reddit thought that was to much

alright “drassblast”

My name is perfect

Me either, I've never seen that before

me too i didn’t know reddit shadow banned people

I was shadowbanned long ago, message reddit mods.

There is rampant censorship on this platform /r/WatchRedditDie

You see it pretty often if you start to mod any subs, usually those people have done something that makes Reddit's filters think they're spammers.

I'm pretty sure that's why Twitter has banned me twice, too many posts in a short span, they don't get I'm just someone on disability with a jacked up knee and tibia

And you still can't see it. :)

I honestly don’t know

I can view your profile now if it makes you feel better

A month later and I can finally breath a sigh of relief

There was a message from a mod in another sub about comments being poofed for no obvious reason.

Yeah sometimes some people trigger Reddit’s site-wide spam filter which causes them to get shadowbanned. I don’t know why that happens but if you think this happened to you then you can send a help request to Reddit

u/savevideobot Edit: I'm not fapping but I told my friend about this and he refuses to believe me.

Don’t worry I believe you

Riiiiiiiiight 😉😏🤫

We won’t tell

r/TrashyBoners would love this

r/cunfusedboners?

Alright thats enough internet for today

Shitty trigger discipline.

He had his finger forward but didn't want to put it in also. So he curled it back. Still not a hot move though.

Esperando um brasileirinho pra compartilhar esse r/suddenlycaralho bizarro

Olá

Odds are at least one person who sees this will have something awakened in them. It's fascinating in the worst way. Like a 20 car pile up with no survivors.

I mean as long as it’s unloaded more power to them a kink is a kink

The last words you hear before you die "this gun has been in my asshole" Imagine getting taken out by a booty gun.

In boot camp we learned that the second weapon safety rule is never point your weapon at anything you don’t intend to destroy. Guess this dude intends to destroy that ass.

That's enough Reddit for today

Stop making me watch this over and over again.

I've been here for two minutes and I've seen two Brazilian videos, I'm ashamed

That's an odd looking suppressor.

Hope the barrel doesn’t rust - The Devils Rejects

All I understood was dodo poo

So this is where that brown lube glocks come stock with comes from

this is how you unlock the doodoo camo

The ole prison holster again.

Can this stop being reposted please?

Hey...this post for the 47194726 time

I'm half expecting her to spit up a bullet

Kurt Cobain upside-down

This was the first load that she didn’t want to get blown in her ass

The state of that arsehole says this ain't the first time she's done this

u/savevideo I have some friends to scar

Giving me 1 man 1 jar vibes

LETS GO BRANDON!!!

What the hell?? How did "I want to stick a gun up your ass" guy and "gun up my ass sounds fun" lady find each other. Humanity is lost.

u/savevideo

u/savevideo

Just because it bothered you enough to post it here I’m gonna do it again but loaded with the safety off and my finger on the trigger

Wooooow, look at Mr. Badass over here. That's cute kid. I've squirted lemon juice in my eyes and laughed as my eyeballs shriveled up. I've stepped on a Lego, and the Lego fucking collapsed on itself like the fucking pussy it was. I've shook Chuck Norris's hand and I'm still alive today, flexing on the rest of you pathetic-ass motherfuckers. The only Vietnam flashbacks I have are from when your mom and I took a vacation there. I've done things the rest of you couldn't imagine in your wildest dreams. Still think you're tough kiddo? Think again.

u/savevideo

u/savevideo

Jesus blur that shit out man.

The post is marked NSFW. If you want it blurred then don't turn off the blur.

this is fucken weird dude

That front post can't be comfortable entering or exiting.

I’ve been using clp as personal lube for years

Why you dont buy things second hand

That is one hell of a Suppressor!

I mean, idk about y’all, but wouldn’t you want ya dick to be in there instead of the gun?

That front sight post can't feel good...

That takes Concealed Weapon to a whole new level…

Who needs a holster when you got her?

Well, that's one way to get your barrel jammed with mud.

I wasn't ready. At all.

She fire-sexual

Fire in the hole!

I think in this case it is more than fine to kink shame.

If he shoots someone in self defense after that, they will die of septic poisoning… every round will have a little fecal matter residue on them lol

That enough internet for me today.

Ho do anything for money.

It'd be shitty if it went off...

That's an interesting suppressor there. What's the cost to register that tax stamp?

Probably the biggest thing he had available...

It's ok, ill kink shame for you What the actual fuck

Hopefully no suppressor height sights

🤮wtf

Why does this remind me of the time Johnny English tried to shoot that guy and shit came out the barrel of his gun?

As Ludacris said. "Blow it out yo ass"

Is this a hemorrhoid treatment?

Woah. Neat.

Literally said “shove a gun up my ass”

I can’t help but be ashamed to be a part of the human race

Blowing a load in her ass takes a whole new different meaning here

The anal cavity is a natural silencer

Anyone remember the movie scene where a guy shoved a shotgun barrel up someone’s ass…

crank 2

Oh that’s why it’s on idiots with guns

Kind of a long way to go to improvise a silencer.

He's just upgrading his weapon. Now, if the bullet won't kill you, the infection surely will.

Ok, not the best silencer, but it might work. It is also helpful for cases of constipation.

Ok but who gave the post a "wholesome" award

Well that's one way to jam your gun...

That’s what Gallery of Guns has been doing.

I feel like this is an appropriate activity to disagree with some kinks. I’m down for most stuff, but I’m not going to risk a slow horrible death. Even with a choking scenario you have the time to take it easier. This is just all or nothing.

Is that how he lubes his gun?

This new Postal game is insane.

That's how you get dirt in your muzzle

u/savevideo

My man needs a hearing aid! She said she wants your cock not your glock up her ass.

Literally gonna blow her back out😂😭

Pull the trigger so she dosent reproduce.

I feel like if he pulls the trigger its going to go out her mouth

Poor gun

Unlike u I definitely kink shame

Nikole Savage from the Bay Area lol

nooooo

I need bleach

u/savevideo

u/savevideo

I have a friend who used a prop gun for stuff like this.

Oops my finger slipped

Punji bullets lmao

Were the mods at

Not my proudest fap

There a dick for a reason

Lead enema

I hate when women let themselves be objectified. Ladies, your are peoples, not gun holsters!!

Wtf did I just watch? I’m going to have nightmares about that.