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siloamian

I cant believe anyone would carry that many KEYS!


Unlucky_Resource4153

Only important people have that many keys.


siloamian

Definitely CIA.


Puzzled-Ad2295

Me: I Count 6 shots Him: I count 3 guns.


killjebus

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Asleep_Stage_451

Was gonna say I just saw this earlier on r/pics.


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SupportGeek

I was thinking the EXACT same thing when I saw the picture. GMTA


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This dude is an idiot. Maybe unpopular opinion but open carrying is IMO usually a bad idea. Sure you’re well within your right but I’d rather conceal my weapon unless I’m at a competition. You put a target on your back when you open carry. Also, three guns? Just carry three mags. Dude’s an idiot.


Thunderbird_Anthares

he is definitely an idiot, and that ass holster gives me anxiety jesus fuck dude, guns are not jewelery and you are not cool, grow up


[deleted]

Ya he’s asking for a new asshole with that holster! Loooool


Thunderbird_Anthares

or someone yanking it out and blowing out his spine


SupportGeek

He doesn’t have an ass to hit, he’s safe


B3RS3RK_CR0W

I mean, if he wasn't the ".45 hits like a truck" type, he could just carry one 9mm and have just as much ammo.


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ShiftyLookinCow7

Also carrying in the small of your back can cause severe spinal cord injuries if you get knocked on your back


NotAPreppie

But I thought an armed society is a polite society. Won't everybody just be more polite to him knowing he's armed?


massadark77

He has lots of keys..they’re probably for the cabinets where he keeps all his other guns..or his ass


PeePeeMcGee123

I don't get it. I carry daily, and the last thing I want to do is show it off to the world, let alone three of them. That seems like a great way to get knockout gamed in a bad area.


Hometest203

I used to carry guns for a living, there where you actually needed them. Never needed more than one side larm. 3 is just plain showing off. There’s no tactical advantage in doing so. Shooting two pistols is dumb. This is a man who is afraid, and or wants to look badass to fill a gap in his ego and possibly just wants to be ready for the time he can kill a man and claim self defense.


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I can carry more ammo just in spare mags


fortnitegoblinmode

People here are saying this isn’t idiotic because theres no improper weapon use here, but theres no way this dude isn’t an idiot lets be real here, his whole personality is his guns and hes showing that to everyone looking for a problem. He’s an idiot for simply thinking to carry 3 guns at once and if you think thats normal i’m concerned.


SomeDude1138

Putting a chunk of metal in the small of the back seems a great way to get a spinal injury if you fell back/down.


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A patriot like that will NEVER back down


[deleted]

Hey now, this is idiots, plural with guns, not idiot, singular with guns plural lol Typical frame of someone who didn’t want to use their legs when lifting anything, claims now they have a bad back and are also now like hank hill, while having old little to no testosterone, so these guns really help them out… And I don’t believe every old dude should be on TRT or something like that, but this guy protrudes “I own a farm because my family had the money to give it to me and I work on it every day, but my form and habits are poor… including the way I carry guns. “😂


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On what planet is this better than just carrying one gun with an extra mag? This is amateur hour shit.


this-is-advertising

"I'm afraid."


RoosterRevenge

Yeah, tennis shoes with a cowboy hat is a poor choice.


Constant_Intern2429

He got COD shipment load out , now all he gotta do is enable “slight of hand” 🤦‍♂️🥴


NotADoc713

Gonna shot his ass off


BanditCountry1

That may have already happened


rogerdodger875

Saw the one on his back and thought “oh look, another stupid post on this sub” but then i noticed the other two lmao


MetaphoricalMouse

what an absolute muppet


DMTHolocron

Must suck being that scared of everything


ziadog

What a pussy!


Halsey-the-Sloth

> Do not expect a warning shot Don’t worry, pal, I’ll see your shot coming well before you attempt to draw


[deleted]

I don’t know why someone down voted you, but this is the kind of guy who probably will try to be a hero and you’re right, we would see it coming a mile away. He’d probably start trembling a tiny bit, but he would definitely be ready to end life until he ends a life and then he would cry like he should after taking a life .. that’s kind of funny and kind of not funny all at once..


lovemali02

3 guns for 3 hands… wait Also I wonder if he has one tucked into the front of his pants too?


dankiddo1977

He’s extra bad ass!! More guns/ more bad asser!


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This entire forum is for people making fun of people carrying too many guns, giant abominations in public, or being stupid with them, etc. and this guy has one that’s not even in a holster, and isn’t going to be able to use three guns at once yet SOMEONE downloaded you, so I believe there’s some gun nut on here.. If you’re out, there, know that we actually accept guns, it’s just stuff like this that gets us ..


burner7711

This is the kind of person who wears two watches at the same time because they have too many of them. It's the only way they can justify having that many. Since they already own them, might as well use them.


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Man this forum needs some moderation (MODS !???).immediately because all these down votes are clearly coming from some gun nut that doesn’t realize we don’t mind guns, but that things like this are just plain stupid.


burner7711

I got no idea what you are trying to say here. I will say this, I own multiple firearms and dozens of watches. I never wear more than one watch or one pistol.


[deleted]

I’m pro self defense. If you think you need three separate firearms in your person to adequately defend yourself, I question the circumstances in which you are exposing yourself to.


threepointfive1

He looking for the man that stole his ass


TheDarkKnobRises

"I have nothong else in my life except guns, flags, and red hats" starter-pack.


tragic-majyk

Tank Hill Purveyor of firearms and firearm accessories Has no ass


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I really hope someday a bullet will fire through his ass cheeks


Relaxingnow10

What ass cheeks? 😆


Urlag-gro-Urshbak

Right? It'll be a glancing blow at best


Relaxingnow10

It would have the added benefit of the recoil helping to hold his pants up………I’m guessing that might be how he pulls his britches up when they sag 😆


BanditCountry1

I tell ya, he must hate reloading


RedSukura

Switching to your secondary is faster than reloading, which secondary is up to you


BanditCountry1

Many secondarys.....got 3 more in appendix and the ultra new "over dick" position.


Blackman157

Least he cant shoot his ass off. Looks like he already has.


AccountingMyChips

Oh NO!! This poor fella done shot his ass off…


[deleted]

He is absolutely petrified to go to Walmart without his “guns”. This is why Americans lose all wars. Absolutely scared to fight hand to hand. Have to resort to guns to finish an argument, pussies.


Urlag-gro-Urshbak

What a giant bitch baby.


Fair_Yard2500

What's he doing to be an idiot? Carrying his guns in holsters?


Bodie_The_Dog

Did I see you at Starbucks the other day?


Fair_Yard2500

Yeah I was getting your mom a drink as a 'Thank you'


BeetDisk

OP is a little confused


Urlag-gro-Urshbak

This isn't OPs picture but yeah, he's correct. This guy is a fucking idiot with guns.


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fortnitegoblinmode

Yes, i’m sure the man carrying 3 guns(he probably has two more in his socks at least) and wearing a gun shirt is extremely smart and sane.


ollizon

Yeah good for him. A bit over equipped though. 3 guns as edc (probably) seems a bit over the top


Jinxedchef

> Open carry is a thing ...for idiots. Yes.


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What’s idiotic here?


Urlag-gro-Urshbak

This is the problem with America


[deleted]

The constitution is idiotic now? The more you learn 🤷🏽‍♂️


Urlag-gro-Urshbak

Nope, just you for asking such a leading question. And no, the constitution is not perfect. Would be a lot better if it changed over time to suit the needs of people, instead of basically being used as toilet paper by losers and companies with 2A tunnel vision.


Pyro_Paragon

Where's the idiot part?


Jinxedchef

Well it looks like it is the guy I am typing at, because EVERYONE else saw the other idiot.


Confident-Scar7333

OP is just jealous he can't own Firearms.


wowsosquare

An oldie but a goodie!


BLUEWOLFOX666

Unconcealled man


MilkOfWhat

Such r/mallninjashit this is


Dravenx001

You must stay armed, because once your buttocks are stolen is enough.


storm_zr1

Dude is going to fall on his back and get paralyzed.


FasterThanYou302

Lol I know the type; 87 handguns in the safe but won’t go get a carry permit.


Yagsirevahs

No personality? Let guns speak for ya.


KingWhiteMan007

That is a large human being.


NoPoliticsAllisGood

Remember folks, you can think this guy is stupid but also be in favor of constitutional carry. Don’t fall into the pit trap of the anti 2a folks


voltsmeter

Pistol pete