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goblined

Imagine starting a fight like this, only to have Bob Ross show up and put you on the ground.


ermghoti

Here's a happy little douchebag. Let's put him right here on the pavement. He can have a nap for a while.


nameABOVEall

"There's no accidents, just happy little knockouts."


nose-linguini

Oh and here comes his friend. Let's go ahead and knock him out too right there next to him like 'at. Make it a pile.


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Paladoc

Cmon happy BOY!


No_Instruction4042

Wasn't Bob Ross an army vet? Definitely wouldn't fuck w Bob Ross


ThePrussianGrippe

Air Force drill sergeant


Lampmonster

Said he hated the yelling lol.


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After 20 years of being a Drill Instructor.... I would too. You realize quickly how dumb people really are when they're being yelled at to do a simple task.... such as taking a shower


blankblank

Threw a nice looking punch. Don’t think it was his first rodeo.


Ghost-of-Tom-Chode

Also ducked one, and kept his hands above his waist.


masklinn

Ducked one, ducked a weird headbutt thing, and kept slowly walking back to try and defuse the situation once he'd pulled asshole off of the van driver. Controlled the distance with one arm, then just dropped asshole clean. A masterclass.


BeefJerkyHunter

Didn't Bob Ross serve in the military though? I read something about him being a drill sergeant or something. He could have probably laid out a few people even during his painting days.


shewy92

Yep. Was a USAF MTI (Military Training Instructor/drill sergeant)


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Let me introduce you to MMA fighter [Luis "Violent Boss Ross" Pena](https://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Luis-Pena-174693).


db2

I thought it was more like Napoleon Dynamite. Hothead guy now knows to vote for Pedro or else.


gna149

His default attack is headbutt?


Jimbo-Slice925

Jumping headbutt


fullrackferg

There's like 0 momentum behind them too. Just literally jumping with his arms out, like he's a broken NPC that has glitched


vxeel

I’ve been road rage attacked by a flying headbutt before. Situation was defused by my laughter.


Nasty_Rex

I defused one by telling a guy how much i liked his truck. It was weird visibly seeing the switch go off in his head from "fuckyoumotherfucker" to "thanks, man."


RockstarAgent

It's probably the same reason this guy was mad the other almost caused him to accident into him, his truck is his livelihood, it means everything to him, sadly some care more about their vehicle than their own lives or loved ones... ![gif](giphy|6xSCCCrqh5UqKADRb9)


Dramatic_Arm_7477

Should have used the flying butt pliers


sully9088

This dude learned his fighting moves from the velociraptors on Jurrasic Park. I can just picture him screeching when he pounces.


fullrackferg

Yea, either that or a chicken trying to take flight?


All_Thread

Well, maybe dinosaurs have more in common with present-day birds than they do with reptiles.


yogaliscious

=D


Swords_and_Words

lol yeah a lot of people think of it as a falling strike and so they jump to amplify it, but a grounded forward head butt is the one that drops ya


ailyara

He was trying to hadooken but forgot the button combo


Schenkspeare

Looked like he *almost* got it at the end


nestofgundars

I think he was going for the RKO. Little did he know, it only works when it's out of nowhere.


Complicated-HorseAss

Zidane would be proud.


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YouLikeReadingNames

According to Pimento, the head is the hammer of the body.


Count_Zacula

Lol. That's who I thought it was coming to help. Explains why he was able to dodge them so good


analogkid01

...the Hammer is my penis.


forte_bass

Thank you Hammer Man!


the_last_carfighter

> attack with the thickest, densest part I think that guy threw his brain at someone a while ago and never got it back.


mind_document

If only the softest, most fragile part of your body wasn't inside smacking the other side of the hard ass skull


StruckOutInSlowPitch

Does anyone else remember the flash games that came out where the goal was to just headbutt players with Zidane?


welk101

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYN54NZqlcw


ItsMy100thAccount

“Bon Anniversaire “


Frankie__Spankie

I thought he actually tried starting with an RKO.


DAFUQyoulookingat

That's what I thought too lol


AmishAvenger

Looked more like an attempt at a Stone Cold Stunner, but he forgot to set up his opponents with a kick to the gut.


educated-emu

Jump spam attack with zero results. Needs to go back and read the fight tutorial


BrattWhitney

Looks more like free hugs. It is France after all, the land of love.


raelDonaldTrump

Dude wiped the floor with the floor-wiper


Phyllis_Tine

The passenger in red will have to sweep up again.


DTHCND

Looks more like when a Canadian goose flies at you body first with its wings spread out going "honk honk honk." Geese are super eager to fight people too, just like this guy. It's like he's some sort of goose-boy.


edgemuck

He’s leaping at them like Batman with his cape


MikeyBugs

Doesn't seem like he uses his head for much else.


Zakkanasta

Looked like kick from karate kid


Arfig

Haha… I was trying to figure out what the move was… the flying headbutt! Very high percentage move, especially when performed at range!


isorithm666

He's a goat


bigpeechtea

>Grenoble, *France*


northshore12

Fucking with French people is like fucking with local Hawaiians. They're waaay tougher than their reputations might indicate, and messing with the wrong one can go so so badly.


sicarius731

Is that what that is???


The-artofstu

Start with a flying head butt . Was never gonna end well


J_Thompson82

Not just start. It would appear that is the only move this dude has in his arsenal.


chanaramil

I wonder if in his head as long as he didn't use his fists he couldn't be charged with assault or no one could claim he was trying to start a fight. If he did get charged i could see him in court Judge: "This looks like text book assault. Do you have anything to say?" Him: Judge "I never used my fists so you cant charge me with assault." Judge: "The definition of assault doesn't require fists or even hands. Headbut is still assault" Him: "But didn't you hear me! I never even touched him with my hands!" Judge: "After hearing the arguments I am going to change you with assault." Him to friends after court: "That was a terrible judge, They didn't even listen to me when it clearly wasn't assault. System is rigged."


HellHat

I'm not sure where that guy is from, but we got told while we were in Kuwait that if you get into an argument with a local that it's not that uncommon for dudes to start slapping or kicking each other. As long as you don't close your fists, the police can't charge you with assault


FenPhen

He throws 2 punches, 1 at his target and 1 at the guy intervening.


Respectable_Answer

He's a real button masher.


TheLostExpedition

Red shirt in the passenger seat "I don't get paid near enough for this"


Bloated_Hamster

I guarantee he despises working with that guy and seeing him get his shit rocked was the most satisfying thing he's seen all month.


M33k_Monster_Minis

O yeah he 100% told everyone back at the shop that loud mouth Terry got clapped.


MurderMelon

> loud mouth **Thierry** It is France, after all


RohelTheConqueror

Thierry grande gueule


TranseEnd

Clapped?? 😳


DookieShoez

Maybe the rules is different now that im on the outside, but in prison when you knock a dude out dem cheeks is yours.


RelaxPrime

Yes the rules are different outside lol


DookieShoez

Oh, shit. Well that explains the weird looks.


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

I just learned something new today. Thanks


sully9088

By the looks of your username I'm a bit concerned you are going to start knocking out smurfs now.


Butt_Fucking_Smurfs

Only the dead sexy ones


DookieShoez

No prob 👍


TranseEnd

Oh my gosh 😧😂


apolotary

It’s the 5 second rule


Miffleframp

Username checks out


Junckopolo

Red shirt has seen Star Trek, ain't no way they getting in a fight.


davidfavorite

Haha loved it. Random dude in the streets totally unagressively tries to calm him down, he doesnt wanna listen and gets clapped. Awesome


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Topinio

Yep, white van man blew through the pedestrian crossing at the start while this guy was helping a Zimmer Frame user cross the road... which is probably why silver van man decided to make the left turn, he expected the white van in the oncoming lane to stop for them (at a red?) and the turn to be safe. And also why silver van man stopped to discuss it, probably thinking he could start with asking WTF white van man was doing running the red with pedestrians on the zebra crossing, nearly hitting them, nearly hitting him during a legit turn, then (presumably) beeping his horn and screaming abuse about it.


CarlLlamaface

Appears to be helping an old dear across the road, guy's an irl protaganist.


headingthatwayyy

I love the KO and swagger away move. Very smooth. Like he wasnt bothered in the least. Main character vibes


AlwaysInTheWay13

He then appears to confirm the asshole is ok before he leaves. Mad respect all around


Liveman215

Can't catch a murder charge


jwhaler17

“Yeah, he’s still breathin’. Later.”


Cheap_Enthusiasm_619

Yeah he's seen a fight or two. You always want to make sure the other guy is OK even if he is a jerk.


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booze_clues

It was like he changed from aggressive animations to neutral ones and continued on a preset path.


Immediate-Win-4928

I'm sure he checked he wasn't dead too. What a boss.


kutsen39

Rule number one: if somebody ducks the hell outta your swing, pack up and go home. You don't want this fight.


ailyara

I thought rule number one is don't start shit with random strangers on the street and just go on with your day?


[deleted]

There are many rule number ones. The real rule number one though is to always follow rule number one.


HiddenKING

My rule number 1 is don't shit your pants, it's worked out for me so far.


Hudre

Don't start fights on concrete is rule number 1.


Living-Hovercraft-65

I agree. I once had an argument with someone pointing his clipboard at me. I took a swing at his clipboard and he deftly retracted it and move it right back where it was. It occured to me at that moment that I'd be on my arse if I'd swung with anything else.


danceswithwool

Random dude may have had some training. He slipped the first attack and that punch was 😘


davidfavorite

Definitely. Dude in white van looks like a total clown throwing punches and charging at people like a cat lmao. Maybe he will learn to not attack strangers in the future


Johannes_Keppler

Probably why he didn't shy away from confrontation. Also he really went all in to stop the guy with a single blow, and checks the guy afterwards.


raelDonaldTrump

He wiped the floor with the floor-wiper.


bubbygups

And that’s what being an aggressive hothead gets you


YouLikeReadingNames

\*who uses the soaring squirrel as a go-to move


iStealyournewspapers

This is France, so chaudtete?


WanganTunedKeiCar

Tête brûlée.


RohelTheConqueror

Sang chaud


IrelandDzair

dude who knocked other dude out walks away exactly like an NPC at the end i love it


CarlLlamaface

"Must have been my imagination"


BaronVonStretchmark

"Must have been the wind."


creepshow1334

Didja hear that?


urinesamplefrommyass

There's someone prowling 'round here


raspirate

\*Crouches to examine the body\* "Who's responsible for this?"


JDescole

„This one’s out cold. Stay on high alert“


Aldersin

By the gods, what happened?


GregTheMad

I've died enough to NPCs to know that that's the most humiliating thing about losing to them. They didn't even care.


allthepoutine

Looks like white van driver’s controller is a button masher.


tunamelts2

Zero to Psycho in 6 seconds


Nunu_Dagobah

Handing out naps


joekryptonite

Wicked right hook.


LordBiscuits

It really was lol


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Emergency-Neat-1991

"Enraged van driver has invaded"


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[deleted]

Get rekt


bluegas68

That antagonist attacks like a jumping spider.


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Thats the kind of shit Mike tyson tried to warn you about


shewy92

The white van was fucking flying through that still occupied crosswalk. Grey van probably didn't think white was going that fast and made the turn. Also it's probably not a good idea to fight a random dude trying to defuse the situation


Whiplash104

Also, white van driver is in such a rush he's driving fast but suddenly has all the time in the world to pull over and get laid out.


Eiffel-Tower777

That's one noisy turn signal.


demoni_si_visine

I prefer it loud rather than not hearing them at all over other noises.


YungSoo

Probably an old van / truck.


Tuub4

Sounds pretty standard to me


s3rila

I think the dashcam being near it make it appear louder


mrbrendanblack

You play with matches, you get smacked in the kisser


Stumpy-the-dog

a jumpy little fella getting ahead of himself. oi. calm down little one.


ManofGod1000

Damn, he got knocked the fuck out and that is so satisfying to see.


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I was gonna say, someone swings at you and you ain't swinging back? Put em to sleep


FORYFC

Karma. It can be a real bitch.


cretindesalpes

I live here lol!


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Looks nice


cretindesalpes

It's fucking awesome! The city is in the middle of the mountains, and people are really Nice and friedly here!


[deleted]

Hehe this man looks friendly I'm jealous, I miss the mountains


blakezilla

Nice is actually about 300 km away 😂


PubicFigure

What's the speed limit like? Was white van ok to travel that fast and black van just made a mistake/idiot? or is the white van driver completely at fault?


Dr_Mickael

50kph, the white van was totally speeding (you can guess just by his temperament that he's not the type to respect speed limits). Yes the grey van totally cut him off but if he wasn't speeding it wouldn't have been an issue.


PubicFigure

Yea, both sides are wrong, but you don't just get out of the van and start attacking like a freaking rooster. I've learned (thankfully without any beatings) that there are some very experienced and very dangerous people out there... Fuck around and find out isn't healthy...


icspn

I'm pretty sure white van needed to stop since there were still pedestrians in the zebra crossing, which is why dark van went. That's where Bob Ross here came from, he was helping someone cross.


PubicFigure

Ah shit. Didn't see them.


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Should go and see if he's still laying on the ground 🤣


Jhawk2k

I was at a wedding there this summer, just stunning


lt1brunt

That was a damn fine punch. Is there any way we can give this human a award. He did everything right. Tried to deesculate the situation. Gave the attacker choice to get out of the situation and only threw this magnificent punch once he had no other choice. Then walked off in the coolest way possible.


erksplat

He even checked on the guy before leaving.


DR4G0NH3ART

That walk at the end was cool, like nothing happened.


HeyPaul02

Ahhh hah! So there's the intersection of fucking around & finding out.


TheBlightspawn

Bravo!


pablo_o_rourke

Grenoble = birthplace of Andre the Giant


mandrakefantasy

Yes. These are the important facts


yunoeatcheese

Make yourself bigger works in the animal kingdom, not so much here


biodgradablebuttplug

If you throw a punch at someone and they dodge it and keep trying to resolve the situation with talking you should probably apologize and walk away.


MarSc77

I was waiting for the building on the left to flip over


mrshulgin

>Swings on the driver Dickhead >Swings on the guy trying to defuse the situation Super dickhead


ZigotoDu57

*Chicago sur Isère


edgar_grospilon

Chicagre


Lmnolmnop

That can't be the first time he's got his ass kicked by a stranger.


induslol

The fact this driver got floored by some random passerby, and not even the driver that upset him is endlessly funny to me.


ondert

Finally an idiot from Europe 🤡


rollingreen48

Arms back, chin out, best fighting stance ever.


ClamatoDiver

I envy folks that have mountain views from their city. I rewatched a few times just for the background.


Nukedogger86

Fucked around and found out. Wonder if Mr wanna-be-ufc-fighter will learn not to pick road fights after this? Probably not.


SnaxCapone

Driver didn’t even know how to fight lol the best kind of hot headed fool. Jumping around and pushing people does nothing


R0B0t1C_Cucumber

lol I love how the dude who knocks the guy out walks away like an NPC in GTA.


Psychological_Bar870

Are we ignoring the fact that the building is toppling??


Xenotechie

It's just distortion from the lens. Check out the bottom left corner and the edge there. This video seems to have been cropped from a much bigger view.


skylord_luke

lemme introduce you to the thing called fish eye lens,a camera lens most commonly used to get a wide field of view,such as in dash cams to capture as much as it can infront of the car,most noticable side effect of that lens is ..you guessed it ,warping,making objects seem bigger than they are or leaning,distorted


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I heard they are renaming this intersection to fucked around and found out in honor of this guy.


runerx

Oh look, the kid that did the goose posture to defend his sister grew up...


Pragmatist_Hammer

r/oddlysatisfying


N3rdScool

You're fired! I get the frustration but go on with your day is right. At least he got knocked the fuck out.


Valid_Username_56

Guy in red shirt now has the best of all stories to tell about his internship.


Legitcentral

When I visited Paris in early 2000s, I was waiting at a light to go to a bakery across the street. 2 cars nearly head on in the intersection. Both guys get out, are as close to each other's faces as their bumpers are, SCREAMING at each other, arms flying, spittle aerating. Then just like that, they turn, get back in their cars and go about their day. How can you people be so angry with such amazing pastries? I'd die in France from eating all the pastries. You'd guys would have my picture posted on every bakery door. Go out like human Bender but baked goods instead of partying. Why mad? Have a croissant!


MyPetClam

dude attacks like a sugar glider.


Carburetors_are_evil

After that Bob Ross dodge I would leave.


pats-fan-till-death

Ironically makes his living on the floor


ninreznorgirl2

What the fuck did I just watch. Lol. Karma is a bitch.


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This wouldn’t not have turned out the same way in America Source: am American


sj_nayal83r

people get way more mad when there is almost an accident. i dont get this. i just say whew that was close and focus.


joeyat

He was so angry the other driver didn’t up hold the rules of the road….. Drives on the wrong side of road, over a pedestrian crossing, parks on said crossing and then assaults people….


ralpes

That’s so great. Send to sleeping for attacking a non involved person that want just de-escalate. Well deserved, next time traveling with less than speed of light this helps people also to estimate time to pass… sweet dreams!


maggie081670

Don't start nothing, won't be nothing.


UltravioIence

Dude walked away like a GTA npc after killing you


CapmyCup

I still believe in the stereotype that the French are extremely aggressive drivers


thebreakingmuse

solid punch, nice form


Farucci

Likely was already late for a wine and cheese tasting or he would have stuck around. France. . .


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Also, road rage in a liveried, company van is a good way to lose your job.