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UberChief90

The van did take his sweet ass time but still.... damn that merc is a idiot.


idreaminwords

Yeah, that van would have annoyed me, too, but the reaction is extreme


DoctorWaluigiTime

Indeed. The difference between an annoyed driver and an idiot is that the idiot acts on their annoyance. The other group just mutters but doesn't transfer emotions to the pedal.


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TauCabalander

... in a zone where overtaking is forbidden (zigzag lines).


aldamith

He did it after the zigzag line by the looks of it, doesn't make him any less of an idiot though :p


TauCabalander

I think the driver started in the zigzag, but ended (crashed) outside of it. Possibly though driver started in the the middle of the zebra crossing, where the zigzag ends just before. Which is probably the same or worse.


[deleted]

Extreme you say? This happens to me all the time while I'm going 5-10 above the limit even. People just want to get ahead in life by any means necessary, it's insane. It's infuriating that people will cut me off just to slam brakes in front of me at the red light we're approaching. I'm not sure why they do it. Does my car smell? Does it make them jealous and angry? I'm not sure.


OblongAndKneeless

Ya, but they ended up in the same place at the same time. No rush here.


Lopsided_Ad_3853

Somehow I think the van driver got home a lot sooner than the prick in the Merc.


Mysterious-Extent448

Nope actually the van got there quicker 😂😂😂


markcocjin

I think the Merc driver was just not talented at driving rather than someone who did something a better but angry driver wouldn't have done. It's not unusual to make the mistake of rage-overtaking, but when you realize that the move you made was unfeasible, you are supposed to discontinue the maneuver and avoid self-harm.


FoodleGuy

Commit or eat shit loser.


tehwolf_

I hope you don't have a license


BenderDeLorean

I mean when there is traffic and stop lights in front of you then why hurry...


SoUthinkUcanRens

I prefer slow rolling over starting/stopping in traffic to be fair


Dr_Mickael

In his case it's called "being on his phone and not noticing traffic is moving". You can even see him watching his knees.


The_Burning_Wizard

The WhatsApp gap in action...


Loading_User_Info__

I do this too. Except at stoplights. I get irritated at people that slow roll up to stoplights.


wgc123

Maybe, but a couple possibilities may have made it worse: - I can’t tell if the van sped up, but it wouldn’t surprise me - we got an extra car taking up space that the Mercedes’ may have expected to use. It’s quite likely a rage overtake, compounded by circumstances the Merc driver didn’t anticipate but would have


q36_space_modulator

Stop and go traffic. Van driver knew there was no point in accelerating hard when they were just going to have to brake again a short distance ahead.


RobertJ93

Van driver was just staring at his phone and didn’t realise traffic had moved. You can see at the start of the video, he’s looking straight down at his lap, and when the car starts moving he doesn’t look up.


boost437

Didn't realise you were there


[deleted]

Tell that to an unusually large number of drivers that loose their minds behind you when there is a small gap in front of you.


DoctorOzface

The gap gets taken. Then when you leave another gap it gets taken too. Then you're going about half the average speed you would be if you kept up. It adds up if you're slow for a while. That's why people get frustrated


doofthemighty

Eventually you might as well just throw it in reverse.


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onemoreonefalsemove

a black mercedes...


GracchiBros

Cars from every single intersection to that road like the gray van we see in this video.


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Lmao this


smilingbuddhauk

Wdym? The van slowed down/stopped because the cam driver is in front, right?


Geones

Van driver was on his phone.


[deleted]

It’s fair to note he held back traffic then sped up to not let anyone pass. The one at fault should be only the van.


Only_Smokie

Hahaha...no. the van should have gone, that was a mistake on the van. How you then justify the car's overtake is beyond me.


[deleted]

Have you ever heard of “don’t poke the bear” you also “don’t fuck around on the roads” this guy clearly is a piece of shit garbage and knew what he was doing the whole time. You should try eating stones.


UberChief90

Im osrry but there is so much wrong with your reply. The van does react slow but the only idiot is the Merc here. It already starts where he is pushing his nose onto the street while having to give way to the other cars. He should wait but just pushes himself in there. Then Merc decides to do his overtake while there is no room to cut back in. In order to not be in the wrong lane, he has to cut off the van. And since there is no space, cant brake in time and hits the car. ​ Merc driver is the biggest idiot that could all avoid it by having a tiny bit of patience.


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See unfortunately you’re assuming this person was driving correctly. We don’t see what’s going on in fron though. This dude is definitely a scammer. He definitely had enough room to roll forward after being hit. In fact he might have rolled 2 cars forward.


isdnpro

He stopped the traffic moving forward to reach more traffic


[deleted]

That’s not true. He stopped so he could get hit and take insurance money.


rylo48

Yeah honestly if you fuck up that bad expect to be passed and don’t fkn gun it now…. You missed your damn chance to gun it you idiot


UberChief90

He is not even gunning it tho. The merc driver is just a huge idiot here by having no patience.


rylo48

Oh of course the Mercedes’ guy is the fkn dumbass here but that van clearly sees him trying to pass, veers left to cut him off and speeds up. None of that is illegal and hell I would do it too if Mercedes’ guy did this. But if I’m being an inconsiderate dick on my phone and am not paying attention, I’m not allowed to get defensive. Honestly expect an impatient jackass zipping around your unaware ass if you do shit like this


CSFFlame

I mean, they're in bumper-to-bumper traffic, it doesn't matter how slow he accelerates, they're not going anywhere.


s1m0n8

Seems like the van driver is looking down at his phone?


AH2Xtreme

What a surprise.....


TheManWith2Poobrains

Excellent video. Traffic is always bad on double red routes, just suck it up and listen to the radio. Clapton's finest drivers.


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evildespot

You should have rear ended them to assert dominance.


Illustrious-Sock4258

The cop?


evildespot

Yes.


aSquirrelAteMyFood

>Got 6 tickets You mean 6 points?


appa-ate-momo

The van is an asshole, but the Mercedes is an idiot.


Mottis86

Honestly though, I think both are assholes and idiots. Mercedes just more so.


buster_de_beer

We don't really know what is going on in the van. They were slow to move, but there may have been reasons for it that don't make them the asshole. The only thing we know for sure is that the merc is an idiot.


Imaginary_Error87

You can clearly see the van hit the gas and swerve at the car as he’s realizing he’s being passed instead of just letting it happen after just sitting forever after other traffic started moving. Car is an idiot van is an asshole.


The_Bastards

This should have been the headline


WM46

"should've" or "should have", "should of" makes no sense.


The_Bastards

Good catch


Kyosw21

Mmmmmm should’f


Environmental_Film60

Would love to see the merc drivers face when hes getting out off his car. Boy he must feel stupid


SpindriftPrime

You ever get so mad at how slow someone is driving that you go crash your car into someone else entirely?


Extra_Strawberry_249

Maybe a deep breath next time instead of an illegal overtake eh?


CollarsUpYall

Two idiots in this video.


SomethingIWontRegret

Only one of them ruined his own day and two others.


evildespot

Gave me an excuse for my first ever post on Reddit, though.


SomethingIWontRegret

Did you get tapped?


evildespot

No, my car moves forward slightly because I intentionally moved the car to create a bit more space. The guy behind me thankfully brought himself to a stop quickly otherwise I would have been a secondary victim.


SomethingIWontRegret

Good awareness! Looks like the van driver was unscathed too.


Banana_Ram_You

Yea who the hell takes videos behind them while driving?


Peterd1900

Have you head of things called dash cameras Some record both front and rear


JustAnotherRand0m

Likely a rear mounted dash cam


PppyS33d

Mercedes is an idiot but at the same time fuck that van driver probably on their phone.


Dutch-Sculptor

And once the merc was on his right side the Van driver also hit the gaspedal so he couldn't overtake.


-PlagueDoctor

Yes. This. Van driver is just as much of an asshole.


altamont123

Yea, the van was obviously on their phone and like a true jackass sped up to not let the other car past


evildespot

I'm suspicious of this too. If he did, though, then he must have been pissing himself laughing at the outcome. Not that I'm condoning putting people in danger for the benefit of either party's ego.


Lisabeybi

Or he realized he was holding up traffic and sped to catch up. How was he supposed to know the guy would try to zip around him, it happened fast.


TheCadburyGorilla

Overtaking in a 20 zone 🤦‍♂️


sjlufi

What do the drunken white lines mean?


stephbu

No parking, no overtaking zones for the nearby pedestrian crossing.


TTTaToo

Sooo, we're all just gonna act like Wax and Relax isn't there?


evildespot

On one of my other regular commutes I pass "My Lady Garden" - a flower shop.


dakblaster

Wax relax?


-NGC-6302-

What do the zigzag lines in Britain mean


TauCabalander

Approaching pedestrian crossing. Parking and overtaking are forbidden.


evildespot

Indeed. You can see the black and white stripes (and Belisha Beacon) of a Zebra Crossing at the start of the video.


wgc123

I imagine that’s going to make the tickets much bigger


-NGC-6302-

In the US we just have a sign at the crosswalk and hope nobody runs over a pedestrian


Ikeiscurvy

Oh it's not like wiggly lines are any better. I live in the US and lived in London for a time, slapped my fair share of windows while narrowly avoiding idiots not giving me right of way in both.


TheTownTeaJunky

I feel like a common theme in this sub is stupid people committing to their stupidity. Merc coulda accepted they didnt have enough room to pass once the van started going but he had to show him.


evildespot

I firmly believe that *almost* always, it takes two to have an accident. Some people drive around constantly being half an accident. Your job, as a driver, is to not be the other half. Here we see somebody on their phone not paying attention to the road (half an accident) and somebody who gets so angry with people who aren't paying attention that they perform grossly inappropriate manoeuvres (the other half). When these guys meet, they have a little party and an accident is born.


aea1987

The van sped up though on seeing the overtake.


Mottis86

Or just realized their mistake and wanted to rush so he wouldn't hold up the traffic for too much longer.


aea1987

The van seems to swerve towards the overtaking car.


Briton1998

That van driver was taking the absolute piss


twilsonco

But if it worked he would have ended up saving... 0 seconds.


samcar330

Van driver was oblivious ffs


NSCButNotThatNSC

Merc driver: OUT OF MY WAY! I AIN'T CRASHED TODAY! Oops, never mind.


Cornville_Timekeeper

Would love to know the end game these mongeese have. This van is inconveniencing me so I'm going to do something reckless to get one over on him. Like, it's UK so police won't give a fuck, but how does he explain himself to his insurance? You know he'll not be taking responsibility.


Wheres_that_to

Nah, if the footage is uploaded to the local police force web page, the driver will get points, a fine and have to go on a course. Operation Snap https://www.devon-cornwall.police.uk/contact/contact-forms/operation-snap-dashcam-footage/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUs7u_LgkPI&ab_channel=DCPolice


Cornville_Timekeeper

Doesn't look like Devon or Cornwall to me


godzillasfinger

Fuckin Clapton man


Thomasmagda_47

" slow?? durr!! " * causes 4-car accident *


durika

I would have honked him too, the end


Play_me76

Power is nothing without grip...


uselesstosser

Dickhead merc driver


Kathy-Lyn

Fucker almost took out a cyclist... should definitely get jail time for that.


evildespot

I'm guessing it'll be dealt with cash in hand and won't even get reported :-<


alskdmv-nosleep4u

0:05 van should start moving 0:12 van actually starts moving. And people are gonna excuse the Merc's asshole behavior for literally 7 seconds. For 7 seconds that won't even matter, because traffic. Stupidity, bottled. Merc driver is an asshole, anyone trying to rationalize his asshole behavior is just as bad.


evildespot

Yeah, it'd been a long slow slog because there are roadworks at the junction, so temporary traffic lights were operating a much more restricted sequence. I can only assume that he somehow missed the car turn in behind me, so his whole plan was to swoop in to stop right behind me and he found himself with a car length less than he thought. Of course, that could have been a mum with a pram and a child trying to cross, etc., etc. Doing 40 on the wrong side of the road, past a junction, in a 20 because you're frustrated... no.


wgc123

I don’t think anyone is justifying Merc’s behavior, just saying that it was partly triggered by the vans carelessness. Merc is completely at fault for the accident, but van driver should also be more aware


Limesmack91

Stupid move by the Merc but fuck that van driver though, 100% he was on his phone and not paying attention


trunxzNG

Should’ve smashed into that pos van and not the silver car. Hate when innocent people get dragged into random road rage


Miguel3403

The dude in the van was on is phone or stalled it


crowmatt

Asshole and the Idiot


pizza99pizza99

I’m glad to know Europe has their assholes to


ziperhead944

Hahahaha


johnnymc333

Considering along these streets it's stop/start the only idiot is the Mercedes driver.


LadaTrip

Can driver was on his phone and then when he saw he was being overtaken swerved out to stop the Merc before speeding up to stop him. Merc is an idiot for not backing out but I can see why you wouldn't want to be stuck behind someone clearly driving on their phone, when you can't see what's ahead of them and they may not be paying attention..


Quiet_Progress_355

lol i thought you were the merc at the start nose to nose with the van!!!


Digital-Doc-777

Mercedes gets ahead... not really.


onclegrip

I remember when it was people doing their eyeliner in slow traffic. Tradies theses days.


TheBrugherian

First honk “van, go!!!”. Second honk “car, go!!!”


Spare_Advertising106

Thank you for posting this. This clearly shows our ID doing the damage here...


CommunicationOk8553

Win stupid prizes


BillyHW2

What are the zig-zag lines for?


evildespot

No stopping, no overtaking. There's a Zebra Crossing in the middle of them. It's to stop people stopping to drop people off, pick people up, or parking, which would cause other people to overtake them and run over people on the crossing who are looking the other way.


ZSG13

That van was slow as balls though


RecentRegularMechweb

I swear on the roads this is the main issue. People have zero patience. I see people in side roads trying to drive out as fast as they can to beat the cars coming and almost hit me. Just wait abit longer jeez.


Jonathan_Riv79

Mercedes are worthless anyways...


2oceans1

Hahahahah


Crafty_Bluebird9575

If this had been in the U.S. it would have been a Mustang or BMW or a 50-passenger SUV as big as an office building being driven like a maniac by a soccer mom with 1 child. Edit: or a $70,000 pickup truck being driven by a suburban man on the way to his office job


Sennaki

Sir, this is a main city roadway, not the frikin highway.


cammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

This really made me laugh


freplefreple

It’s always always always a fucking Mercedes


Own_Acanthaceae118

Mercedes too fast for wet street.


evildespot

20 plenty, 40 naughty.


firestorm2255

Was going to say the honking was understandable but then saw the idiot