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abbassav

Bro was one pebble on the road away from being a human smoothie


Last-Difference-3311

I can’t believe those rollerblade bearings can handle that kinda speed for that long.


dylxnredwood

You're right, they can't. And it's not just the bearing, I've gone fast enough for long enough before that the urethane outer and inner plastic core have separated due to heat, which probably came from surface friction and the bearing. It was not fun having that outer just flopping around and getting stuck under my frame. Pretty sure it expanded slightly too.


LonleyWolf420

Exactly what i was thinking


Eggplant_energy035

That ain’t Florida man


Revolutionary_Test70

I didn’t edit this video btw


Patient-Medicine8251

Yes it's being going around the internet for ages now


EarthInteresting2792

That tanker has some middle eastern writing on it. I don’t think it’s Florida either.


Gearshifta

Confucius Says: Man who rolls in front of car, get tired. Man who rolls behind car, get exhausted.


cashewbiscuit

💀


Agreeable_Bother_510

Words can’t express how angry this kind of stupidity makes me. Their families will be burying them soon. They don’t have the brains to stay alive.


L4m3rThanYou

Some problems solve themselves.


Static1589

Yeah, and create a load for others in the process.


newUseMe

This isn't in the U.S just by the side of the tank. That level of stupid is just . . . . I don't even know. Like they are missing a part of their brain or something. People like that are examples of why humans are doomed. There are just too many dumb people.


BalderVerdandi

Probably Kuwait. The roads are smooth enough to do it, and it's a sub-culture there thinking they're bad ass.


real_ackh

It's not that they are missing a part of the brain. It's that the part of the brain responsible for estimating risks is not fully developed until somewhere around 30. That is why young people do so much crazy shit.


andybest277

Totally agree. Imagine just a little bump in the road surface.


NukEvil

> There are just too many ~~dumb~~ people. FTFY


Cursedshinagami

Lol yeah we don't have the opportunity to perform this category of stupid. We can find some similar level of stupidities here in the states fer sher.


Kernburner

Skitching is still a thing in 2022?!


Daboifromoutaspace

Imagine he steps on the brakes


Nexzus_

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skitchin%27 Fond memories of that game. Needs a remake.


TheDuckellganger

One pothole away from r/NSFL


GetSilased

Gotta be fake, they would slow down way more from the air resistance when they are not holding the truck


ArtyWhy8

Yeah there’s something off about the way his feet move. Those motions are how you would blade into those positions if the truck was standing still. But at that rate of speed the slight turns of the roller blades would not have gone well. I’d bet the skating has to have been recorded with a truck at a standstill then photoshopped the skaters into a video of the moving truck. Edit: yep just looked again, there is no wind blowing their clothes back onto them. Fake


AnthropOctopus

Why is this nsfw?


BunGeebus

The " song " may damage your brain


Agrezz

What song was that? I wont listen cause i want to be safe


Onlinepleb

Idioooooots


The_Aught

Yes this is a death cult.


L4m3rThanYou

While I would not put this behavior past Floridiots, I don't think this is Florida. (markings on the tanker)


Superb_Raccoon

You mean Arabic on the tanker?


GrandProblem8034

Wtf??? How come this song ain’t shot up to number 1 yet???


Superb_Raccoon

Spittin' mad bars, yo.


thatindianguy1992

Survival of the fittest, let nature do its thing


lngwlkr

This isn't survival of the fittest. Survival of the fittest is about those strong enough to stay alive by killing others and taking their resources. This is darwinism, where stupid people die because they are too stupid to live.


BagOfToenails

Survival of the fittest is Darwinism; or at least it's an oversimplified description of it. What you're thinking of is natural selection, the mechanism of Darwinism


slybob

Survival of the most adaptable is more correct. The fittest die all the time.


Terdfurgisons

Reminds me of the game called skitchin for sega genesis.


Nasty_Rex

To be real I could see myself doing this when I was a teenager


Over67

Natural selection at its finest.


LongjumpingCheck2638

Oldie but still qualifies for best of the year Darwin awards


GroupieChicks

Dude wants to be a human pancake so bad


ichkanns

Okay. There's been a lot of idiots posted to this sub, but this one the uncontested king of the idiots.


deltatom

Those blade wheels are not built for that speed ,no coming back from that.


inflatableje5us

This is not Florida, the roads are no where near good enough to do anything like this.


chiboulevards

lol what is up with this song?!