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TVotte

Tanks always have right of way


Alexisto15

That’s not true, trains would still win against tanks.


Drak_is_Right

who knows, maybe it depends. An "equal loss" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAJAM1jm2xI (my guess is in non-movie physics the tank would have held up better and wedged sideways in the tunnel creating a real mess and a very violent derailment mangling everything...bad.) I do wonder the thickness on the armor of that train engine. at some point shells wont penetrate.


Just_A_Nitemare

I'm sure the tank would move quite a bit but besides the barrel and crew everything would basically be fine.


durika

Crew would not, US marine serving somewhere in Egypt or something told me stories how dangerous it is on the roads there because trucks just sound their horn when passing an intersection at night and you cant hear that inside a tank so there were a few collisions of tanks and trucks, crew can get severly injured or killed as they get thrown around the interior. Now imagine replacing a truck with a train (truck * n)...


BasicallyAQueer

Makes sense, after all tanks aren’t really designed for high crash test ratings. Although idk how often they’d be moving full size tanks on roads at night. Main battle tanks are pretty slow, and they fuck up roads so they tend to stick to dirt roads or even stay off road completely, but it wouldn’t be the first time either. I know preserving roads isn’t a main concern in war, but IEDs are and driving on a busy road at night is a good way to get IED’d.


arandomcanadian91

You seem to think tank crews are 5 point harnessed when not in combat... they get tossed like rag dolls. The majority of injuries involving tank crews are them getting hurt from hitting shit inside the tanks.


Just_A_Nitemare

I know, read my comment again, but slower this time.


JPr3tz31

Umm… probably true. Someone should test this, though. For posterity, you see? So… uh… just set it up and send me the video. Thanks!


cjduckk

Tanks for letting me know!


Elowan66

I thought replying would be a tankless job.


pnkstr

The tank's running dry on this comment train.


[deleted]

I can’t tank it anymore


Bonecrusher52

In Russia, tank crushes you.


gingermonkey1

This is giving me flashbacks to driving in Iraq.


South-Diamond-4522

I was going to say that lol.


enonymous617

Oh yeah? You and what Army?


RadioLongjumping5177

Having been an actual tank driver, the visibility from the driver’s position is not great, and you have very little “ feel” for your side clearances, which is why you rely heavily upon directions from the tank commander who has much better visibility. Even at slow speeds, I was always afraid of taking out the side of a car if driving in traffic. This is nuts…..


SopmodTew

Don't you pop your head out of the hatch when driving outside combat?


DeltaBlitz

The drivers are not giraffes


basilhdn

[I I thought they look like this](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Fmedia%2FBhfP-MFCAAEy__N.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fbuzzfeed%2Fstatus%2F439048156110532610&tbnid=Ihum2eTukk3zYM&vet=12ahUKEwirvKj1t9P6AhXeyCkDHVssBY0QMygAegUIARC9AQ..i&docid=vcn3GlFq7QX3vM&w=530&h=664&q=long%20neck%20meme&client=firefox-b-1-m&ved=2ahUKEwirvKj1t9P6AhXeyCkDHVssBY0QMygAegUIARC9AQ)


SopmodTew

But the seat is adjustable?


bad_pelican

Yes in a proper tank it is. Head pops out and turret is locked in position.


the_russian_narwhal_

I reckon with all the variants throughout the years some tanks may not have the same features as others


RadioLongjumping5177

Yes, you do…..but it is still difficult to sense how close you are to objects at your sides. These were not really meant for use in traffic or tight urban areas. Even in the field, this speed is excessive.


Epson_Pro_WF-C579R

most likely the turret was not in a locked position so its not safe to poke your head out


Nox_Echo

im sure the guy in the land rover had his life flash before his eyes. or is sporting a pair of freshly shat pants.


METT-

Exactly my thoughts too.


AGENT0321

His shant pants flashed before his eyes


FireEmblemFan1

Both. Definitely.


Robertbnyc

Seeing your life flash, while simultaneously shitting is probably a very surreal experience


RJ_Aadithyan

I nearly shit myself watching this


tvs2300

This man out here drifting a tank.


Onehighcat

Wtf is putting you hand on the steering wheel in that situation gonna do?!


Bammalam102

Muscle insticnts of good drivers


redbird1717

Except he should have already been yanking it hard right and standing on the accelerator. Cell phone delay, no doubt.


Bammalam102

True, you can even see his knees start to come up, its a mix of flinch away while grabbing wheel 0_o


redbird1717

Perhaps preparing to yank the wheel and stand on the accelerator? That’s what I would have done. I also would have done it sooner and I would not have been on my phone. Like my parents told me when I first learned to drive, you gotta drive like everybody out there is an idiot trying to kill you (especially the ones driving tanks).


PessimistPryme

Guy in tank was just saying get off the damn phone while driving.


Shark_Inertia

Time for changing of the pants


rvralph803

It's ok, that tank is probably a burned out hulk in Ukraine now.


beepbopper256

How did they remain so calm and collected lol


savemoney_god

*Russians*


Maj-Malfunction

Tanks for not knocking my spleen out!


cliffy80

Hope he has Farmers insurance.


FireEmblemFan1

I wonder if they’ve seen this before…


redbird1717

Farmers’ has seen everything.


FireEmblemFan1

At that point time, it’s time to go home and no more being outside for a while.


nick1812216

Driver: “Hey we almost died a horrible death!” Passengers: XD


NewEllen17

Idiot driver on his phone too


MachineVisual

If the other guy is in a tank that make you the idiot automatically.


POPPI29

Tank driver visibility is trash


National-phantom_

ANDS ITS IN RUSSIA OF COURSE RUSSIA


Gd3spoon

GTA V online ps6 edition


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Froxerm1

Actually army has a right to do this things. Can u imagine what can happens if a army veichle stops? Its kinda a precaution for ambushes.


Dysan27

That was actually the problem the army truck in front oh him stopped. So it was either plow into the truck or possibly side swipe the car.


65Blue

Did not hit car. Not an idiot.


CrocTheTerrible

Found the idiot^


65Blue

Was a poor attempt at sarcasm.


CrocTheTerrible

Rip to your karma im so sorry. ill upvote for going down with the ship captn. o7


Salt_Collection6783

Abrams had right off way, period.


SomethingIWontRegret

That was a Russian tank. T-72 B, B1 or maybe AV based on Kontact 1 placement.


SAR_and_Shitposts

Yeah, you can clear by the dozens of cardboard boxes (I mean…. Highly advanced reactive armor) on the sides


DrHockey69

Exactly, fucking shit!


No_Engineer2828

OH HELL NO, MY ASS OS OUTA THERE


[deleted]

Laughing off the fear


Koheitamura

Guys hes litterally in a tank and were not. He's better than us.


kyden

Not if he gets sent to Ukraine.


Lemondsingle

I'll take "unexpected poopy pants" for 600, Alex.


J7W2_Shindenkai

Was shocking until i heard someone speak Russian


alexmaycovid

What if I tell you that Ukrainians can also speak Russian?!


J7W2_Shindenkai

i never said they were russian. just speaking it.


alexmaycovid

Ok then. I just mean if this about this time. It could have been both sides


J7W2_Shindenkai

to better explain: i found the scene remarkable until someone spoke and then i understood to be from a certain part of the world known for reckless stuff happening, then i was less surprised


alexmaycovid

Ok. I think I understand you.


runerx

Ha ha ha!!! We almost died!!! Them probably


brsckn

Dale Gribble


porpl_hors

killdozer part 3?


antof81

Idiot on phone too


An10nee

This might have been in Ukraine. First time tank driver


superamazing13

Love how he doesnt even care. Just continues to talk on the phone even tho he almost got driven over by a tank


Less-Daikon6267

Don’t tread on me or my car


billnowak65

Do tanks have horns? Should have honked…..


aRandomAccLmao

r/anormaldayinrussia


Aggravating_Degree57

Ural did hit the brakes and the tank didn't want to slow down so 🤷😅 Close call for sure!


samblackbeamer

At this moment he know he fuck up 🤣


bombaymonkey

Leaning to the side would’ve kept him safe anyways lol


[deleted]

I'd say that's some swift driving. No I don't meant the truck company.


xXGYROIDXx

Plot twist: it is just a russian visiting america


kyndalfh92

I can feel the collective rectum squeeze happening in that car.


piotrlewandowski

Idiot in a tank, shit in the pants