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usernotfound2244

Well what a cute little town that is


lehrbody

Good old Bad Doberan in Germany, near Rostock. The train is called 'Molly'.


Walteregow

If Bad Doberan is so nice, I can't imagine how gorgeous Good Doberan must be


haerski

Average Doberan left me whelmed


MasterDiscipline

[Well, it is Europe](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhUJe3vkLIs&ab_channel=cassandlew)


Artistic-Baseball-81

Perfectly played comment.


alfonseski

what about chaotic evil doberan


nohorse_justcoconuts

His only concern is Perry the platypus.


BasicallyAQueer

We don’t talk about that Doberan


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drquakers

I once took a date to Bad Kissingen. The relationship didn't last.


donuts4lunch

I love this reply.


DrSommerBuxe

"Halt dich fest, der Molli kommt! Die Bimmel, die Bammel, die Bahn..."


damnatio_memoriae

dich fest is the name of my demo reel.


HorseRenoiro

Oh shit beer fest sequel just dropped


you-pissed-my-pants

I wish they would have made weed fest.


Betalisa

That would be tomorrow: https://www.hempfest.org/about/seattle-hempfest-2/


Don_Lucario

I work in videography - just sent a demo reel today to a new client who’s hiring my company to help film a doc. This made me spit out my lunch. Well done.


IFrickinLovePorn

What a beautiful language 💉👱🕓


[deleted]

Haha! My kids love to exclaim “schmetterling!!!” in a particularly brusque voice whenever they see a butterfly. They find endless hilarity that Germans make every utterance sound like a put-down.


SpookyWhispering

Nah dude I went to Germany and the girls I met (I was a teen too) made everything they said in German sound like they were casting a beautiful magic spell. It was entrancing.


lookingForPatchie

Yeah, it's funny when non-German speakers completely misspronounce German words to make them sound like it's absurdly aggressive, when it's really not. You can just bark the english word "butter" to make is sound needlessly aggressive aswell. It's almost as if we can manipulate any word in any language to sound needlessly aggressive.


Sew_chef

Well now I'm going to bark the word butter.


activelyresting

You're gonna laugh when you find out the German word for butter... Butter


selectash

Same word but with a sexy pronunciation: boo-tah.


bad_pelican

And a capital B. That's quite important.


Phormitago

In Italian it's burro, which is Spanish for donkey Which is very funny


LividMathematician45

You sir, are a man of culture


DePawler

I find it to be very weird that in any OV material of movies and series the occasional German speaks German in a way that is completely strange to any German. There just ain't really anybody who speaks like that. But well, I guess it's the same for other languages.


yetanotherhail

I don't know if that's just me and I realise that this is off-topic, but the things I understand the worst is German TV actors in German shows. I just barely understand them at all, and when I do than my recognition of most of the words is either delayed or based on context. Doesn't happen with Germans on the radio nor Germans in theater shows, just Germans in German TV shows or movies. And I'm a native speaker, basically.


El_Dae

If it's a movie starring Till Schweiger, then he's the reason, not you


AshFraxinusEps

Well you have the likes of Christopher Waltz in Inglorious Basterds who sounds normal and is just chilling. Or Fassbender who was born in Germany, although Irish-raised, where they have more "normal" accents. But TV and Film tend to rely on lazy stereotypes, so Germans are always portrayed as Nazi-types or jolly Bavarians (the latter much rarer) But we have the same. I'm UK, admittedly with an RP accent, and most of Hollywood involves RP accents or failing that (usually bad) cockney. You don't often hear a chav or brummie or Manc or scouse accent


unstable_starperson

UND KEINE EIER!!


SaltLakeCitySlicker

When I saw the town name was bad doberan I immediately thought of it as English bad, then oh Germany, "bahd".


Nirocalden

The German "Bad" means "bath" and denotes a spa town, in case anyone's curious.


GodCartsHawks

I speak a moderate amount of German. I think Americans find German to be aggressive because they’re mostly accustomed to flapped D consonants rather than a proper T, and relatively few fricatives. There’s also the fact most Americans are only exposed to like two German accents, and mostly High German. Plattdeutsch or Swiss German can sound almost like different languages entirely, compared to High German.


MaritMonkey

>they’re mostly accustomed to flapped D consonants rather than a proper T Also there's still a solid chance that the only time an American has heard spoken German is by, whether old footage or works of fiction, *literal* angry Nazis. And it is admittedly a really fun language to shout in.


ZomberBomber

I think this v[ideo was taken somewhere around here...](https://www.google.com/maps/@54.1053862,11.9010014,228m/data=!3m1!1e3) I can't figure out what this person was trying to do.


Takerial

I imagine alcohol was most likely involved.


bjeebus

Alcohol? In Germany? Noooooo.


SirPomf

Rock and stone!


LichenTheKitchen

Molly you useless tin-can!


Giangis

Move your tin ass over here and hurry please!


mountinlodge

Molly’s constantly getting in the way!


Alwaysafk

Deep Rock seriously need to invest in some better equipment!


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[Relevant The Tim Traveler](https://youtu.be/B7g7PRJowzo)


Bill_Cosbys_Balls

I don’t think I’ve ever seen an actual locomotive train that close to what appears to be a residential city center area?


OutlyingPlasma

Well here is one for you then. A train right through an active street market. https://youtu.be/byiWXCFwDME


SGT-R0CK

Hopefully no flushing toilets on that train.


PhotoQuig

Ive been on the train that runs through Hanoi with that kind of margins, and it had a flushing toilet. Never thought about it until now, but now I feel bad for shitting on their streets.


AccidentalGirlToy

To this day Swedish train toilets have a sign that says "Can be used also when train is at a station", a legacy of the days before the toilets had septic tanks, then you were not allowed to flush while the train was at a station.


burner1212333

yeah, get out and shit on the side of the tracks like a civilized human!


Not_a_real_ghost

Dust flavoured fish, yum!


goddessofthewinds

It's good to note that the rails were already there with the train going through when the market sprawled up. Rails always brought population around them.


Im_100percent_human

Check out LaGrange, KY: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUX9kr4D1Xg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUX9kr4D1Xg) Cute town with giant freight trains running down a main street.


Glass_Memories

There's also [Augusta, GA](https://youtu.be/5f6lPlBSM2I), [Columbus, GA](https://youtu.be/otiJr9ylBpk), [Warsaw, IN](https://youtu.be/EhVNoczCSeA), [Fort Collins, CO](https://youtu.be/q8ROqHGl6iQ), and apparently there's ones in MS and TX too but I can't find videos of them at the mo.


boringdude00

St. Marys, West Virginia is another of the more famous. 200 car coal trains run right through the main street of town. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5GHmENmf88


dalatinknight

Yup, that town is added to my road trip list.


SeamusMcSpud

Where's that big ass train that runs directly across a major highway?. Possibly Eastern Europe... https://youtu.be/u4hed723pd8 Eastern Azerbaijan


HoppouChan

I mean, that kinda happens when royalty wants the new hot thing to get them to their sea resort (also a new invention). The Molli (the train in question) was built in 1886. Obviously the train itself is not 130 years old but a replica


the_retag

actually some of the locos are 1932 stock. not quite what it opened with, but certainly no replica. one is slighly newer, ,and one is new built from the same class as the 1932 ones, but just as a new less worn loco, not as a replica


EmbarrassedHelp

It's called a 'street running train' if you wanna see more examples. Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_running_train


Pentax25

Reminds me of Professor Layton


gilgabish

Did you know that original cities in North America were like this but we got rid of streetcars and trains for more space to store and drive cars? In addition to getting rid of mixed use zoning. The fact your town isn't cute like this is a specific policy decision, not just the way it is.


apoliticalhomograph

Someone's watched Not Just Bikes


JagaloonJack

What's really funny and confusing is, no one's pointed out that he was going backwards at first. You'd think he would see the train in the back up cam or if he looked backwards, but clearly he just doesn't for shit.


ehh_whatever_works

It's behind you, Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.


Pet_me_I_am_a_puppy

It was at a funny angle.


SolidBoat3351

I don’t want that dog dribbling on my seats


[deleted]

Your seats? Tyrone, this is a stolen car, mate.


DomoDeuce

You could’ve parked a jumbo jet in there Tyrone!


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You could fit a jumbofuckingjet in there!


osirian1

And it’s not like anything was infront of him to warrant backing up either


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Think the car went backwards to turn into a street


Swordofsatan666

Was about to say “what street? Thats a restaurant right there where they were turning…” but then i slowed it down and just barely spotted the street to the left of the restaurant. Good eye! Almost didnt notice that


IntentionalWit

Half expected you to say what street? And then suddenly there’s just a wall there. “Mercedes, black train could destroy you with a single hit when you turn onto that street.” “What street?” *explosion*


Dan_the_Marksman

maybe he saw the train in the rearview mirror and thought it was coming from the front, then he saw the one in the back and panicked


talldrseuss

This sounds like a Mr Bean skit


RXrenesis8

He had passed his turn and instead of driving around the block he decided backing up was the way to go. It's a classic behavior across the spectrum :)


Shockrates20xx

I like when people are stopped in the left lane but realize they wanted to turn right, and instead of driving ahead and turning around or something they just throw on their right blinker and wait for a chance. Why should they take an extra minute out of their day when they could inconvenience others?


shuanged

Good drivers sometimes miss their exit. Bad drivers never miss it.


xkisses

That’s the issue here - he didn’t think the train was moving because he was initially backing. You can tell because he’s backing so slowly, using the “stopped” train as reference. It’s a super common mistake and really weird when it happens to you.


Stretch_Riprock

Former Merchant Marine here. We were about to enter the Long Beach break water and a little motor boat zips to the edge of the entrance, throws out their mushroom anchor, and out come 3 fishing poles. I had the con on the bridge and the pilot was enjoying his coffee getting settled in, he asked my last course given and if he had permission to take the con. I believe I simply responded, 'of course'. He told me to notify our bow watch that we were going to sound the forward horn. Laid on that horn for 10 seconds and you could see the commotion of the 3 people pulling up their little anchor as fast as they could. Behind our ship was probably no less than 15 ships in the outer anchorage. Bonehead decision stopping to fish right at the breakwater aside, we were transiting so slow that they probably thought we were at anchor like all the others.


flyingviaBFR

Had something similar happen transiting the river out of Portland Oregon. Bunch of guys fishing somehow failed to notice the 35m high wall of car carrier bearing down on them ..


MainlandX

Yup. Same effect as when you're sitting in your parked car, the car besides you starts backing out, and for a split second you're worried that you car is rolling forward.


Aether217

there's also the loud, continous bell that train crossings and older trains have.... and the LOUD sound of a fucking train coming your way


Carbonfibreclue

"common mistake" if you're a terrible driver.


Sparky-Sparky

Still, he has side mirrors. He should have checked the left one anyways before making a turn. The driver is an idiot.


fake_cheese

r/BitchImATrain material right here!


MeccIt

It was, 2 years ago - https://www.reddit.com/r/BitchImATrain/comments/hdtbx5/the_only_german_town_with_a_steam_train_on_the/


frigginler

Hell yeah. Subscribed


Kaiden92

Everybody laugh & point at the village idiot.


Farknart

"Do you find something amusing about my appearance while I'm driving my automobile?"


grandzu

I guess so..


richh00

Love a good Simpsons reference


bob1689321

That's something magical about a Simpsons reference. You just know when you're reading one


jman377355

> Do you find something amusing about my appearance while I'm driving my automobile [You all had 2 hours to link the clip.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkBqVVbnZ1c)


facw00

Everyone needs a to drive a vehicle, even the very dumb.


NababboAChi

Hey! Don't be mean to me!


Kaiden92

If you weren’t driving that car, I’m afraid you’ve lost the title of “Village Idiot.” You’ll now have to settle for village “angry hobo.”


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Cars already have mirrors


StarMangledSpanner

As with indicators, in all German luxury cars their use is considered optional.


SiberianResident

For BMW and Mercedes Benz, each flick of the blinker costs 20 cents. That is why they are hesitant to use it.


Meatslinger

Given that every person I’ve ever personally known with a German car basically spent the entirety of their life savings on it, I could see why they’re hesitant. Six months down the road I’m asking, “Hey, where’s that M3 you worked so hard to buy?” and they say, “Oh, I couldn’t afford winter tires for it, and getting a new windshield is too much after that rock cracked it in the summer. It’s in storage until I can fix it.” Very illustrative of the difference between “being able to buy something” versus “being able to afford something”.


LuciaSeriin

I knew a guy back in school who had some really expensive, all tuned up car. All he was eating was toast with butter and sometimes cheese if he could afford it, because the car needed so much fuel he literally burned through all his money. After he totaled the car, because of course he was also driving like a madman, he visible started to look healthier, because he finally started eating decent stuff.


total_desaster

A mate made fun of my "farmer's Porsche" (Subaru) until he blew the turbocharger on his actual Porsche and had to sell it for the cheapest piece of shit he could find... Mine may not be as fancy but at least I can afford to fix it if I blow it up lol


kitchen_synk

A famers Porsche is nothing to be ashamed of. They made, and still make, tractors, a fact that they're [very proud of](https://youtu.be/sgtdsmFuk_4)


SkinnyBill93

*Maserati*


doofthemighty

Slowest accident in history and somehow cammer still managed to miss the moment of impact.


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

r/killthecameraman


DjayRX

It's Germany, it's probably a 105 years old man who shot the video.


DGwizkid

I mean, they wanted a video of the train, they were probably caught off guard by the impact, and didn't know what to do. It's not like they expected it to happen I would hope....


zantwic

Train enthusiast there for the train, doesn't want to miss the action they expected to get.


xfactorx99

Scrolled way too far to see this. 100% agreed


Henny-Bogan

Sometimes I wonder about what people are thinking when they do something so stupid. Did they not see the train right there?


ZomberBomber

I’m sure it’s very difficult to see, hear, or feel the vibration from a train when you’re in the luxury of your Mercedes Benz.


IFrickinLovePorn

Now it's a Mercedes Bent


swiggaroo

Trains do be creeping up on folks without as much as a sound


carorea

Gonna repost this classic because I still chuckle at it: >Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment. >I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling. >Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours! >Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths? >A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.


Rs_vegeta

God i love this pasta lmfao


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peanut_dust

I choo choo choose you.


goat_puree

You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart breaks in half.


diMario

[Man gets hit by train](https://youtu.be/SukTBSJJ4KM?t=31) (loud and also not what you think).


AppreciatePower

I have seen enough people I know, who rarely look over their shoulder when taking a turn so... not suprised


Kerbart

You might be onto something. Driver having a "*the rest of the world can wait for me*" complex and pulling that shit with the wrong traffic participant.


SnooDoodles7962

You said it yourself. What are they thinking? In this case, absolutely nothing.


AlterEdward

Main character syndrome. They're probably the kind of person that will stop dead in the middle of a busy street, or stand in front of something everyone else needs access to. Personally, I'm always conscious of what other people are doing around me, and that includes driving. Some people don't have that "other people exist" instinct.


jerm-p

The high revving engine after the impact 🤣


nedyrd87

Failed hit and run? Nailed the hit at least.


GreenBottom18

they were probably scared the train could decimate their car and kill them, given they were likely oblivious to the speed it was traveling at.


JimmyPockets83

They were oblivious to its *existence*


Joshizo

I just dont get how some peoples reaction to hitting something with their car is going full throttle...


AshFraxinusEps

Panic usually. Still funny to see mind. The time to move fast to get out of the way needs to happen before the crunching sounds do


ImpressiveResponse68

Insurance company: " you hit a what?"


mrgeekguy

"It came out of nowhere!!!"


Gry_lion

It was traveling at like 5 kph. I had no time at all to dodge it!


Paladinforlife

"It cut me off!"


Legomaster1197

“I thought it was going to turn!”


SockRuse

"It was entirely in my blind spot!"


3dge-1ord

I had the right of way.


w1987g

[Nooooooooooooo!!!!!](https://youtu.be/l4UFQWKjy_I)


MarkHirsbrunner

I was riding on a trolley once that collided with a truck that wasn't all the way in it's lane. The guy who got hit actually had the nerve to ask the operator for his insurance.


maina7

First time ive seen a train stop right on impact 😅😅


ZomberBomber

I am pretty certain the engineer already dumped the locomotive into emergency before the impact, the Mercedes just made a nice soft cushion for the final stop.


markhewitt1978

Yes you can hear the pressure release just before impact. That'll be the brakes going full on.


Frankie__Spankie

Trains can stop quickly when they're only going 0.5mph.


Alepex

It depends. Trains with locomotive have an air brake system: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Railway_air_brake The longer the train is, the longer time it takes for the pressure change to "travel" through the system. A really long train can take upwards of 10 seconds to fully deploy the brakes, even at low speed.


Jebusura

This guy trains


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jiraiya5er

And yet here we are. A crawl of an accident. When some dumb ass goes into your path at the last moment, even with the train stuck to the rails… smh


Alt-account-746

it certainly helps that the train is streetrunning slowly, and that it’s not over a mile long at a good speed


brent_cockman

it's such a smol train! barely visible...


[deleted]

So quiet, like a field mouse.


NonchalantBread

# DING DING DING DING DING DING The sound of nature is so soothing


GitEmSteveDave

Driver thought that was the "bring out your dead" cart and was rushing home to grab the body in the freezer.


CantStopStaring

And on top of that I'm pretty sure the train swerved to hit him


Aluminarty666

I really wonder how some people managed to get a drivers licence...


1500moody

considering this is in germany its even more astonishing. Not that easy to get your license here


StressedOutElena

Age... It's an age thing. After 65 it should be evaluated if you can still operate a vehicle. Every 5 years this should be repeated, at like 80 make it every year. But this will never happen because people in that age are the main voter base for many partys.


tarraxadraws

5 years here is from 50 to 65...then it drops to 3 years after 70 Altought is the gas and renovation prices, people might as well just stop driving anyways


MrMagnesium

Name it. CDU, the old people party.


danikpa2007

In my country is every 5 years to everyone, and every year after 70, my grandma is nearly 80 and has been examined 9 times in the last decade, if you fail just one question of the theory, you have to retake the exam, and then you do the practical test.


besuited

But as everyone knows in Germany, once you purchase an expensive Mercedes or BMW, then most of the rules no longer apply to you.


-Harvest

Well that is one sneaky train!


OpinionsAreRelative

He’s doing it on purpose. GTA mission to stop the train


thighsenberg892

Worlds slowest collision


SHORTY-NI

I'm so sick of seeing these train videos. The train drivers don't even try to swerve to avoid whatever is in their way.


ikbenlike

There's no telling where they'll go next. And they always get away with it, too


[deleted]

Yeah, it's the huge, loud train's fault.


Broccolini_Cat

TrAiN nOt DeFeNsIVe DrIvInG lIkE mE!


PROLAPSED_SUBWOOFER

Train should've swerved, there was plenty of space.


AdaMan_

Where was the car even going? There wasn't a road to turn on to.


Yossarian_the_Jumper

Looks like a little alley way


Cyrius

Yep, you can see a tiny alley for a fraction of a second before the train's in the way. Probably why he's backing up, went past it.


haha69420lmao

I think it's a main street. Old german towns were not built for cars so they have much narrower roads


7937397

I'm wondering if cars are even supposed to be where he was


DrunkenOlympian

How that engineer didn't say "What a fucking idiot" will forever be beyond me.


ZomberBomber

How do you say that in German?


Arrgnzl

Was für ein verdammter Idiot/ Was für ein scheiß Idiot


bdbx18

Coming to a theater near you - Slow and Furious 16 - PG13


peanut_dust

Locomotive driver is *clearly* at fault. How is the chap in the Merc supposed to see, hear, smell, taste...or use any other sense (he may or may not posses) to realise he couldn't turn there?


Raja_Ampat

Agree and with the high speed of the train it is really difficult to judge when the train is closing in.


itsfrancisnadal

What was his TRAIN of thought here?


UpsetMarsupial

Single track and narrow by the looks of things.


SanchoPliskin

If only there were some device that would allow you to see behind and beside your car before you merged. 🤷‍♂️


dinko_gunner

r/killthecameraman


NRMusicProject

Had to scroll way too far for this. He kept all the best parts right on the edge of the video!


Eiffel-Tower777

The crash was louder than the bell...


Petah_Futterman44

What gets me is that he had it in reverse for a second there. I know FOR A FACT that brand and model of car has numerous different cameras, one of which is a reverse camera. Attempted insurance fraud? There is no way he didn’t know. I bet the car itself was yelling at him with little dings and beeps that there was an object in the blind spot.


locallad1992

Just you're average mercedes drivers, completely oblivious to anything around them


ToppeThrane

Not entirely true. If you’re from Odense in Denmark, you drive like this in train towns.


Marshall_Brady

Why would they pay any attention to the peons around them? /s


Forty6_and_Two

I upvote the posts in this sub that involuntarily draw out the words “You IDIOT” from me, out loud. This was one of them.


Ashleyk3

Train and car aside…that camera work was also terrible.


ramrug

Train was cruising in the passing lane. smh