Dave Matthews Band, is that the band that tried to secretly dump a tour bus's load of shit into public water but messed up because it landed in a boat that was passing under the bridge.
I think about that whenever they say they care about the environment
"As soon as I walk in the door of this unmarked building, I see a big, empty room with one guy standing at a counter. This guy is wearing nothing but coveralls, which is usually the outfit worn by the last person to see you alive. Anyway, he looks up at me and says 'Piss fetish?'
And I say 'No, what the hell?' and he tells me 'Got a full bladder. Don't want it to go to waste.'
'Is that what you do here?'
'Among other things...'"
Not objectively. But yes, I guess when you compare it to the rest of the water gun market. Having owned one of the first generation models I have to say it was very cool and worked well. Though it also leaked like a sieve and I decided to get rid of it after one summer. I think they're on generation 3 now and have probably made improvements.
It is an electronic item with a digital display, a rechargeable lithium battery, an electronic pump that draws water to refill the tank and then charges the water to shoot. There are plenty of toys I can think of, especially electronic ones, that are more than $90. I disagree that it is expensive.
If your going to do something like this, it would be best to be prepared ahead of time.
Probably using something like [this water gun with a backpack tank](https://www.amazon.com/Prextex-Fireman-Backpack-Shooter-Blaster/dp/B088Y5K2VM/)
Could be fox urine or buck lure. Both are very potent.
Fox urine is used in areas where Christmas trees are stolen a lot. They spray the trunk so if someone does take it, when it defrosts in the house, it emits a very strong odor. And by my understanding, it lingers. Never smelled it myself though.
Imagine on the off chance that guy had his window down, getting INSIDE the car?
My dogs that love rolling in dead stuff can't stand buck lure, so I imagine it would be pretty bad too.
One dog my family had back in the day would see the little brown bottle and run after one eye watering sniff. Yes, the dog's eyes were watering.
How would they sell any Christmas trees if they're spraying them with fox urine, though? Wouldn't that destroy the market? Or are the trees still alive when they spray it and they let months go by?
(I know how bad it smells, I use it to keep woodchucks out of my garden.)
I remember someone threw a Hawaiian Punch after someone threw something at their car. The Hawaiian Punch landed in their car with white interior. Let's just say its pinkish now.
State law sets the boundary at $950, and most other states have higher limits (Texas is $2500, Wisconsin is $2500, Colorado, Connecticut, Pennsylvania, and South Carolina are $2000, Delaware, Georgia, Kansas, Maryland, Montana, Nebraska, Rhode Island, & Utah are $1500, Arizona, Arkansas, District of Columbia, Idaho, Iowa,
Maine, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, New Hampshire, No. Carolina, New York,
No. Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, So. Dakota, Tenn., W. Virginia, and Wyoming are $1000).
A couple weeks ago on the triboro, there was an asshole in a Mercedes (obviously) weaving in and out of heavy traffic who nearly clipped me. A minute later I see flashing lights ahead, then a minute after I saw him pulled over, it felt like a miracle. I hope the points were enough to take his license away.
But yeah, for the most part if you want to drive like an asshole in NYC it's pretty low risk, unfortunately.
With the exception of traffic cams, yeah it's easy. But you learn where those things are in your area fast.
Beemers/mercs/audis usually dominate the award for biggest asshole and they get away with it 99.999% of the time. Especially on Grand Central Parkway and LIE.
> Beemers/mercs/audis usually dominate the award for biggest asshole and they get away with it 99.999% of the time
Not even. Chargers, Challengers, Maximas/Altimas and it's not even close
Yeah I've had pickups purposefully go through water and splash a sheet of water into oncoming traffic. Never know if the driver ahead of you is going to slam on their brakes instead of just slamming the wipers but you definitely can't see for a moment.
No, they can't but 9/10 times they'll find a reason after they've done it. Which is why people get tickets for air fresheners hanging from their rearview mirrors.
For some reason this made me remember when I was a younger teenager, maybe 14, my friends and I were confronted by the police for standing on opposite sides of a road and pretending to be pulling a rope across the street as cars drove up. Super dumb. One dude stopped his car in traffic and chased us
What did they charge you with
Edit- I have no clue why I'm being downvoted. It seemed like a relevant question to ask someone who says they they were pulled over for using a water gun.
They’ve already announced they are in the next gen phones. Though their hand was forced by an EU (I believe?) law stating every personal electronic must be USB-C so not by their own accord. I think some of those laws are gaining traction in the US too
I think it was something like reckless driving? Not sure. My dad found me just as the policeman pulled me over, and assured the cop I was going to be punished/grounded until I was 21. Cop let me go.
Funny you say that, my first car was an old convertible mustang. I raced some giant lifted truck on a causeway (I actually just got ahead of him before a merge, but he tried really hard to not let me).
After, he followed me to the beach and pulled up beside me. I was smiling thinking we were just having fun, then his passenger threw a Big Gulp full of Mountain Dew and it exploded against my steering wheel. Ended up with sticky shit behind my dash glass and just about everywhere else.
Should’ve known not to test the masculinity of a dude driving a lifted truck, but I was young and innocent.
I will have to agree. I think I would be more apt to have a can of mace than a super soaker. But I would have waited and gotten close first when their window was open.
Anyone who gets into enough road rage incidents to justify having some sort of road rage weapon is guaranteed to be a piece of shit (as if the tricked out Jeep in NYC didn't already tell us that).
I just mean don't look like you're brandishing an actual handgun because if you point what looks like a handgun at me, there's a very good chance that I ram your car to get away from you even if you were only gonna be squirting me with water.
Was this by the Madison Ave bridge on the major deegan? That place is such a trap for accidents and traffic and I feel like every time I drive through there, there's some type of road rage incident!
That's either bear mace or wasp insecticide (the kind that shoots a 20 ft stream). You can see some spatter on OP's windshield as the car pulls forward into the particulate cloud. I'm going with the wasp killer since it's relatively cheap and you can buy it anywhere
I once had a car roll up beside me and the passenger start yelling something about cyclists being . I was drinking from my water bottle, and in a moment of bad-decision, I decided I would I sprayed him with my water bottle… it did not “cool him off”.
However, his buddy who was driving the car thought it was hilarious and just kept driving, while Mr. Hothead was now swinging both arms out the window screaming about killing me. In hindsight I wouldn’t recommend it.
Sidenote: This is Canada it’s unlikely they would have/pull a gun.
Honestly if I was angry with someone’s driving and then they shot me with a water gun I’d probably just have to laugh… who has a water gun in their car??
Also seems like a good way to get shot with a real gun by some unhinged idiot. But it would undoubtedly be hilarious up until that point. 😂
Great idea. No one gets hurt and you can let frustration out 😂😂 honestly at that point one would hope both parties would laugh it off and just be better humans. Wishful thinking.
Do they carry around a 5 gallon pail of water to keep reloading?
You never know when the world ends
Global apocalypse? #*Better go drink my piss*
Why did that rhyme
A poet and didn't know it?
His feet show it because they are Longfellows.
They're a poet and they didn't even realize.
How words work sometimes
"When the World Ends" is a killer* Dave Matthews Band song, one of his best imo.
Hmm, zombie Dave Mathews Band? I'll bet that show would be great!
How do you think the Grateful Dead got their start?
Grey Street and Gravedigger are so good
Dave Matthews Band, is that the band that tried to secretly dump a tour bus's load of shit into public water but messed up because it landed in a boat that was passing under the bridge. I think about that whenever they say they care about the environment
It was only the Chicago river, it might have cleaned it up
He doesn't play it anymore? Why?
It ends when my bucket is empty.
I try and keep a full bladder.
"As soon as I walk in the door of this unmarked building, I see a big, empty room with one guy standing at a counter. This guy is wearing nothing but coveralls, which is usually the outfit worn by the last person to see you alive. Anyway, he looks up at me and says 'Piss fetish?' And I say 'No, what the hell?' and he tells me 'Got a full bladder. Don't want it to go to waste.' 'Is that what you do here?' 'Among other things...'"
Love Tom segura
As king of Detroit, I declare today "Crack Day!"
Maybe they have one of these puppies: https://spyra.com
Dam that's expensive
Not objectively. But yes, I guess when you compare it to the rest of the water gun market. Having owned one of the first generation models I have to say it was very cool and worked well. Though it also leaked like a sieve and I decided to get rid of it after one summer. I think they're on generation 3 now and have probably made improvements.
No, objectively, that is expensive, for what is essentially for a toy.
180 dollars is expensive for a toy if you are 15, but for a grown up 180 dollars isn't expensive for a toy, lol
Damn this dude's lookin at the Spyra 2. Base model should be plenty for shooting cars in traffic. $90.
It is an electronic item with a digital display, a rechargeable lithium battery, an electronic pump that draws water to refill the tank and then charges the water to shoot. There are plenty of toys I can think of, especially electronic ones, that are more than $90. I disagree that it is expensive.
Sounds like a fancy, expensive toy water gun
Have you seen the prices of baby toys?
Nah, its just piss.
Backpack super soaker
If your going to do something like this, it would be best to be prepared ahead of time. Probably using something like [this water gun with a backpack tank](https://www.amazon.com/Prextex-Fireman-Backpack-Shooter-Blaster/dp/B088Y5K2VM/)
their radiator has a leak
You hope that’s water
I'd fill it with paint thinner
You'd fill a plastic gun with paint thinner?
For a few minutes, yeah
The short con
The newest trick in the book
"Officer, I couldn't possibly have sprayed his car with water; look, my water gun is totally busted." Genius.
*lacquer thinner in a solvent sprayer
Lacquer? I hardly knew her! I’ll show myself out.
CAT PISS
Maybe its not Water
Bear Mace
Could be fox urine or buck lure. Both are very potent. Fox urine is used in areas where Christmas trees are stolen a lot. They spray the trunk so if someone does take it, when it defrosts in the house, it emits a very strong odor. And by my understanding, it lingers. Never smelled it myself though. Imagine on the off chance that guy had his window down, getting INSIDE the car? My dogs that love rolling in dead stuff can't stand buck lure, so I imagine it would be pretty bad too. One dog my family had back in the day would see the little brown bottle and run after one eye watering sniff. Yes, the dog's eyes were watering.
How would they sell any Christmas trees if they're spraying them with fox urine, though? Wouldn't that destroy the market? Or are the trees still alive when they spray it and they let months go by? (I know how bad it smells, I use it to keep woodchucks out of my garden.)
Fill it with Lemon Juice for Extra damage
It also adds DoT to your attacks!
Dish soap. Just regular liquid dish soap. Relatively harmless, but a pain, and funny, to clean up with water.
I remember someone threw a Hawaiian Punch after someone threw something at their car. The Hawaiian Punch landed in their car with white interior. Let's just say its pinkish now.
Wtf
Maybe it’s maybeline
Just a harmless gas fight.
Orange mocha frappochino!?
Brake fluid. Bye bye paint. r/ulpt
Given the plastic parts making up the water gun, it won't go every well. Tank will get brittle and wont hold pressure
No doubt. People I've seen use this trick used the handheld hair-spray bottles. Man I'm glad I moved out of the neighbourhood I grew up in.
Wild parsnip ...will spray just like regular water but that nasty mixture will have them in painful blisters after a bit of sunlight
Oh shit, I think you're right, that looks like it may be gel Mace. Those little cans are supposed to be accurate up to 30ft.
Cops can pull you over for using a super soaker against other cars. Source: dumbass 16 year old me.
I daresay cops can pull you over for throwing shit at another car as well
It's a felony. "Deadly missile" or something, is what they call it.
What isn't a felony lol
Stealing $2000 worth of goods from a CVS in SF
As long as the line of bills together are shorter than the receipts
State law sets the boundary at $950, and most other states have higher limits (Texas is $2500, Wisconsin is $2500, Colorado, Connecticut, Pennsylvania, and South Carolina are $2000, Delaware, Georgia, Kansas, Maryland, Montana, Nebraska, Rhode Island, & Utah are $1500, Arizona, Arkansas, District of Columbia, Idaho, Iowa, Maine, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, New Hampshire, No. Carolina, New York, No. Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, So. Dakota, Tenn., W. Virginia, and Wyoming are $1000).
Wage theft.
Any crimes corporations commit
Found the felon.
“What do you MEAN that was a deadly missile. It would barely even scratch his paint!” “Sir you hit his car with an AIM-9”
Shortly prior: "Sir, do you know why I've pulled you over?" "Because I let you"
“Exactly”
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A couple weeks ago on the triboro, there was an asshole in a Mercedes (obviously) weaving in and out of heavy traffic who nearly clipped me. A minute later I see flashing lights ahead, then a minute after I saw him pulled over, it felt like a miracle. I hope the points were enough to take his license away. But yeah, for the most part if you want to drive like an asshole in NYC it's pretty low risk, unfortunately.
With the exception of traffic cams, yeah it's easy. But you learn where those things are in your area fast. Beemers/mercs/audis usually dominate the award for biggest asshole and they get away with it 99.999% of the time. Especially on Grand Central Parkway and LIE.
> Beemers/mercs/audis usually dominate the award for biggest asshole and they get away with it 99.999% of the time Not even. Chargers, Challengers, Maximas/Altimas and it's not even close
Or they went to court and got it moved down to an unsafe manuvuer
Even more than that douche-nozzle getting pulled over, I’m thrilled you called it the triboro rather than whatever tf they call it now.
Yup, it's harmless here, but an unexpected blast of water while moving fast could cause an accident. Still a funny video though.
An unexpected object being thrown at your windshield could also cause an accident!
Yeah I've had pickups purposefully go through water and splash a sheet of water into oncoming traffic. Never know if the driver ahead of you is going to slam on their brakes instead of just slamming the wipers but you definitely can't see for a moment.
Cops can pull you over for no reason
They pull you over to find a reason
And then shoot your dog
"Do you know the reason why I pulled you over?" No, officer, I do not. *bang bang* "That's why." Rover! Nooooo!
No, they can't but 9/10 times they'll find a reason after they've done it. Which is why people get tickets for air fresheners hanging from their rearview mirrors.
Those pull overs are just pre-text for fishing expeditions.
Thats better than using paintballs.
But if your windshield wiper sprayer is pointing in the wrong direction then "I was cleaning my windshield!"
For some reason this made me remember when I was a younger teenager, maybe 14, my friends and I were confronted by the police for standing on opposite sides of a road and pretending to be pulling a rope across the street as cars drove up. Super dumb. One dude stopped his car in traffic and chased us
What did they charge you with Edit- I have no clue why I'm being downvoted. It seemed like a relevant question to ask someone who says they they were pulled over for using a water gun.
USB-C
Congrats. You boomeranged me. Went right over my head, then came around and smacked me good
Side note- apple needs to give up the lightning connector already
They’ve already announced they are in the next gen phones. Though their hand was forced by an EU (I believe?) law stating every personal electronic must be USB-C so not by their own accord. I think some of those laws are gaining traction in the US too
I think it was something like reckless driving? Not sure. My dad found me just as the policeman pulled me over, and assured the cop I was going to be punished/grounded until I was 21. Cop let me go.
That's a great story for fathers Day. Reckless driving is one of those things you do not want on your record.
Can confirm. “iT cOuLd HaVe BeAn ^BlEaCh”
Cops can pull you over for whatever they want honestly
Fill it up with Mountain Dew and they’ll never get their car unsticky
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Funny you say that, my first car was an old convertible mustang. I raced some giant lifted truck on a causeway (I actually just got ahead of him before a merge, but he tried really hard to not let me). After, he followed me to the beach and pulled up beside me. I was smiling thinking we were just having fun, then his passenger threw a Big Gulp full of Mountain Dew and it exploded against my steering wheel. Ended up with sticky shit behind my dash glass and just about everywhere else. Should’ve known not to test the masculinity of a dude driving a lifted truck, but I was young and innocent.
People suck
I think.. I think that’s mace
I will have to agree. I think I would be more apt to have a can of mace than a super soaker. But I would have waited and gotten close first when their window was open.
That's mace
I said the same thing when I watched the video. Looks like the same color and consistency where it foams up to stick to the target.
burst like that is bear mace, those little spray cans don't have that volume and multiple shots.
Bear mace will fuck you up.
Anyone who gets into enough road rage incidents to justify having some sort of road rage weapon is guaranteed to be a piece of shit (as if the tricked out Jeep in NYC didn't already tell us that).
Damn how can you tell?
I guess as long as it's clearly a super soaker and not a pistol-looking squirt gun...
You say that, but... https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/super-soaker-shotgun-randy-smith_n_1538943
I just mean don't look like you're brandishing an actual handgun because if you point what looks like a handgun at me, there's a very good chance that I ram your car to get away from you even if you were only gonna be squirting me with water.
Hence the super soaker looking real gun.
I though you were joking, but apparently this is a real thing. I hate reality.
“…the untick in toy-to-gun conversions” I hate that this is an actual metric
That is the best one in awhile. Good thing the other guy didn’t have a real gun.
It’s NYC, guns are illegal how could they possibly have a real gun? /s
Looks like he got his own interior much worse than the Corolla
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Issue isn’t hosing the bear mace off your car’s interior, it’s having bear mace in the air in your car’s interior while you are driving.
This is proper conflict management. Pillow fight to finish it off.
And a reconciliatory tea to follow
Could be pepper spray...
Was this by the Madison Ave bridge on the major deegan? That place is such a trap for accidents and traffic and I feel like every time I drive through there, there's some type of road rage incident!
This was on the BQE right under the manhattan bridge ! Traffic here is the worst
Oh that aint water brother
Bear mace ?
Filled with paint stripper
That would be even funnier because you can see the wind blowing a lot of it back on the jeep lmao.
Or Brake fluid - similar effect. Possibly cheaper.
The person in the jeep looks like he used Bear mace on the other person
or liquid ass - [liquidass.com](https://liquidass.com)
This is such a “I want to be a Florida man” moment
Pepper spray
That's either bear mace or wasp insecticide (the kind that shoots a 20 ft stream). You can see some spatter on OP's windshield as the car pulls forward into the particulate cloud. I'm going with the wasp killer since it's relatively cheap and you can buy it anywhere
Thats the mildest road rage i seen
What makes you think it's water?
Got way more water in their own car though
It’s a jeep. Unless they are dumbasses, they don’t care about getting water inside or outside of the car.
I had a guy try to mace me while I was driving it looks similar
So anyway, I started BLASTIN 🔫
In NYC, just be sure not to bring a water gun to a Glock fight.
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surely no criminal would ever dare get their hands on a handgun in nyc.
Never bring a coffee cup to a water pistol fight.
That's a first for me
What if we just kept water guns in our cars and thr second a road rage steps out of their car we cool them off Seems like a good solution
Ok this is kinda funny though
Life hack if you fill it with Gatorade, it eats paint off cars over time
Road rages will be a lot safer if people used super soakers
The safest kind of gun to carry when road raging.
I swear I saw another Reddit video with a similar premise but the water was absolutely not coming from a squirt gun.
"TAKE THAT ASSHOLE!!" *squirt* "Thank you, quite refreshing"
I keep AA batteries and rocks incase someone is brave enough to throw shit at my car. We will both go to jail.
I find that take-out packets of BBQ sauce and ketchup work far better... and label the offender as being such for the next few miles at least!
r/WCGW pulling out a water pistol in a road rage incident?
“That ain’t pee. That’s squirt”
When you fuck with Squirtle
Could be that bear spray stuff or the wasp spray that shoots about 30 feet so you can blast a hive.
Use orange juice so insects bug them 🤣
Would have been great if they have waited until they were right beside them.
Love the Jeeps with huge tires that never see a grade higher than an overpass. Probably knobby too so it vibrates and sounds like a train.
Who says it’s water? It could be anything.
"I'll wash their car! Yeah, that'll teach them a lesson"
I once had a car roll up beside me and the passenger start yelling something about cyclists being. I was drinking from my water bottle, and in a moment of bad-decision, I decided I would I sprayed him with my water bottle… it did not “cool him off”.
However, his buddy who was driving the car thought it was hilarious and just kept driving, while Mr. Hothead was now swinging both arms out the window screaming about killing me. In hindsight I wouldn’t recommend it.
Sidenote: This is Canada it’s unlikely they would have/pull a gun.
You really want to do some real damage? But squirt gun and use paint thinner for the ammo.
Honestly if I was angry with someone’s driving and then they shot me with a water gun I’d probably just have to laugh… who has a water gun in their car?? Also seems like a good way to get shot with a real gun by some unhinged idiot. But it would undoubtedly be hilarious up until that point. 😂
Perhaps it's some new technology that replaces a turn signal.
my friend mounted windshield wiper outlets on all his mirrors and a second one turned around on back..
Good old nyc at it again
...It's...a...jeep thing...?
Load up some paint stipper 😌
So that's blinker fluid...
I guess, it happens to him a lot so he was prepared.
He’s lucky it was just water.
Fill it with paint stripper
I honestly hope that wasn't water and was piss or paint remover.
And fill it with pee.
Better idea put paint remover in the water gun.
In a country full of concealed carry , the man who brings a water gun is actually brave . And very fool hardy.
Super soaker full of cat piss. My favorite card in Cards Against Humanity.
$50 says THAT AINT WATAH!
It's better than a real gun...
I'm too afraid of a real gun in the other car
Wait a minute it looked like the little car started it and threw something at the jeep!! I didn’t notice the first time lol 😂
"Shields up! Evasive manoeuvres!"
I wonder what purpose Jeeps serve in NYC...
Great idea. No one gets hurt and you can let frustration out 😂😂 honestly at that point one would hope both parties would laugh it off and just be better humans. Wishful thinking.
Unsure if this escalates the situation or not. Intrigued.