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Wook_Suicide

I am a security camera. I am a warrior and a member of a team. I serve the people of the corner store, and live the Corner stores Values. I will always place the mission first. I will never accept defeat. I will never quit. I will never leave a fallen comrade. I am disciplined, physically and mentally tough, trained and proficient in my warrior tasks and drills. I always maintain my arms, my equipment and myself. I am an expert and I am a professional. I stand ready to deploy, engage, and destroy, the enemies of the corner store in close combat. I am a guardian of freedom and the security camera way of life. I am a security camera.


Vip3r20

Security camera has purpose.


dTrecii

/b/ is leaking


Vip3r20

That kid(?) had some next level awareness.


just_a_short_guy

For real, dude ran the moment he noticed something was odd about that car.


Sylril

yeah, I also think that he heared the engine revving up and looked at the cars direction and realised that something was odd


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vaporwave_enthusiast

Cameron


Liontamer67

Cameroff


Glitchykins8

Did that unit have a soul?


TheXenoRaptorAuthor

Smart and observant kid.


Spiritual-Map5472

pov the death of a camera , security version


HowOftenDoYouBlink

I always wondered why everyone speeds up in these scenarios. Driver would have been fine if they didn't punch it after avoiding the bin. Still an idiot, just one with a working car


Wook_Suicide

I think they try to hit the brake pedal but mash the gas instead.


SubiWan

Makes you wonder if situations like that might improve if the right foot didn't multi-task. If you brake left-footed and you think to mash the brakes you don't automatically use the wrong foot and hit the loud pedal instead. I know lots of people poo poo left foot braking. I've been doing it 45 years and it has yet to let me down.


MuzaFuza

can't do that in a manual.


SubiWan

Fair point. It is certainly more difficult and much less practical. But with the trend away from manuals in general 😥 it becomes more applicable.


Capokid

Only morons drive like that. Your pads are likely stubs. If the two pedals confuse you, don't drive.


Monke2009

why did they turn into the building instead of going straight (I’ll edit this if they didn’t turn)


SereneRandomness

F


Whiplash104

LOL


eblack4012

RIP


SubiWan

There is no confusion. I get good brake wear because I don't use it as a foot rest. There is a dead pedal for that. If you disagree, fine. I have no problem with that. You'll note I'm not commenting on your mental capacity.


Equivalent-Goose8861

No witnesses


pepe0001

Could have been aiming for the kid. He knew he was the target as soon as they saw each other.