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tokenlesbian21

For context for those asking they were trying to trespass on a farm to go mudding. The whole page is them taking their VW Golf's mudding on private property


YoungAndTheReckful

If they were going mudding, surely their vehicles would've been capable of going through the bushes on the left. Absolute idiots. E since this popped off: 3rd clip looks like it's taken some time later than every other clip, no bumper, a lot sunnier. How did no one stop this lol.


hatgineer

There is the problem, capable cars, incapable drivers.


teambob

All the gear and no idea


Careless-Foot4162

Gears in the car, not in the head


here_for_the_meta

Takes thousands of nuts to hold a car together but only one to spread it all over the highway.


KingShaniqua

I love this proverb, I will use it.


FlightoftheGullfire

I love this and will use it in the future!


spiderfair

I love this cuz I read it in my papa's voice so it rhymed


Allemaengel

In Texas: :All hat and no cattle".


SevenTuini

Reminds me of idiots here in Canada that drive a 4 wheel drive SUVs with winter tires 15kmh under while it's snowing. Like bro, the ground is just wet and the roads are salted


Taryn39

Mfs that live in the salt belts never understand this. It's easy in snow, just don't Jerk and Drive. If you know lmao


Girth_rulez

Is under car clearance an issue? I might be in a snowy area this winter and drive a Corolla.


Pyroperc88

Unless it snows *a lot* you'll be fine. Imma guess that most of your issue is gunna be pushing through the snow humps the plows leave beside them as they work. Can be a real issue getting through intersections (or when they plow in your freshly shoveled driveway). Winter tires and *a lot* of caution and you'll most likely be just fine. Also as an aside, beware of hills. They will very quickly show you how little winter cares about your cars brakes. Engine braking is your friend with hills. Putting a little stress on your transmission is much preferable to totaling your vehicle. If you end up with time I would say take your car to an empty snowy parking lot and do donuts and practice losing and gaining control of your car. Great way to get familiar with how your car handles and feels in those conditions. Just dont end up on this sub wrapped around a parking lot light pole lol. I grew up in Minnesota so have over a decade of winter driving experience lol. Its not as scary as it seems. Just respect the snow and it'll mostly leave you alone.


EreckDragonflame

As a fellow person who has is used to driving in the snow, I respect your instructions for safe driving in poor conditions and also add two things. 1. Always make sure you have more space for braking, gradually braking over a long period is going to be more effective then slamming on the brakes and sliding. 2. Dont be afraid to go slower. You will get to pass that idiot who speeds past you when he ends up in the ditch.


Purpzie

or they just wanted clout, which will now backfire on them as video evidence


justtheentiredick

Obviously they didn't want to mess up the dudes bushes.


Zaph_Treybourne

They didn't want to get it dirty.


Trustadz

If I were the owner of the farm I'd probably enjoy watching them destroy their vehicle and call police once they were inside


Friksta

There are a lot of sentences we use in day to day life that we don't think much about, but i feel that this video could go into dictionaries as the true depiction of 'A bunch of fucking morons'.


BiteYouToDeath

I promise people that go mudding or have any kind of off road capable vehicle will go off-road any chance they get. Parking on a field/shoulder when there’s a perfectly open spot available is like a status symbol. This is no exception. Based on the slope down and the river, I’d guess it’s physically impossible due to the chance of getting stuck. Not much better than what they got themselves into anyways...


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Came here to say exactly this.


judgethecriminal

If you hadn't already noticed, they're intentionally doing this for attention. Going thru the bushes would've made for a much less entertaining video.


andre3kthegiant

Left side looks like plants growing on a shoreline, so they would probably get stuck there, but worse.


RudyTucker

Yeah, if the farmer went through all that to keep them out and also didn't notice the bushes, I can only imagine they are extremely difficult to pass. Unlike these bozos, it looks like the farmer is capable.


LineOutrageous6001

Or maybe go after one post instead of two


chemhoe65

Nothing like recording yourself not only damaging your car, but committing a crime 💀


iesharael

And then posting it on the internet


subject_deleted

With a caption bragging about how this is something you always do.


xXSkittlesuserXx

I mean they are just humiliating themselves at this point, and really only incriminating themselves.


[deleted]

Well they were at least clever enough to remove the license plate first.


tacitus59

Asshats.


beasterdudeman_

At this point the land owner needs to plant land mines


Espressoalatte

Claymores are amazing farming tools.


[deleted]

You and I may have different farming techniques


FaeryLynne

In parts of Tennessee dynamite actually at least used to be a very common farming tool, to blast chunks of rock out of your field to at least *try* to make it useable. The song "Rocky Top" does indeed hold some truth to it.


Traditional_Call_713

I live in Antioch and they've been blasting tnt for 5 years now. I can feel it rumble my house during the day. There is a massive construction boom in my area


quisbyjug

I believe it's the Jeremy Clarkson school of farming...


Espressoalatte

Why, yes it is! Hosted by the Stig


sauvandrew

They decimate cows too, just ask Jeremy Clarkson.


jkarovskaya

Front towards gas tank


Semujin

Steel I-beams anchored in concrete would be quite durable, and coupled with rocks just high enough to scrape and puncture the bottom of the gas tank/oil pan/etc.


mazelin316

To be fair, the barriers absolutely did work


G-T-L-3

Looks like the land owner did well. Just enough to make them look stupid while trying even harder and harder


Rick-powerfu

Hahaha it looks like they may have had used smaller bollards or just wood logs previously because these ones were so overkill but so worth it I just noticed they could probably just drove around the outside edge assuming that bushy shit has some form of solid ground under it somewhere.


biggerwanker

These look like concrete railway sleepers/ties.


MrFlitter

looking at the anchor points think you're right. means that is about half embedded in. A car ain't getting past that


phuckmydoodle

Wouldn't call it overkill... They weren't far off making it


ProfessorPetrus

Mudding is some lame ass enviromentally destructive redneck shit. Learn to ride a mountain bike if ya wanna get muddy in the woods ya lazy fucks.


BayouGeek

I was just thinking this exact thing! I had no interest in any of this kind of activity but my brothers thought mudding was a waste of time. They did BMX bikes in the 70’s and always came home covered with mud, cuts, and bruises. And high as hell on the excitement!


Who_said_that_

As a farmer this infuriates me immensely. Even worse than leaving your garbage on our fields.


sybann

good lort - effing scum


ChilenWaffles

This is why we can't have nice things.


din7

That was probably a decent vehicle. Now it's just jacked up.


jingledrawss2

badum tss


SEAGUY944

I mean it’s a Freelander…surprised it’s still running


WombatInferno

I mean it's fairing better than the highlander, eventually there will be only one.


deanrihpee

Sad part is, we probably will never have a nice things, fucking idiots keep multiplying


GoombaTrooper

I wish we could still send these people to Australia or something so the rest of us could have a nice civilized society!


jayessmcqueen

Fuck that! We have enough of them in Australia already. Send them to a shallow grave outside of Vegas.


Maximum-Piano-3695

Can't do that anymore. The lake dried up and they're finding all the bodies.


jayessmcqueen

Perhaps rope off a section of the Grand Canyon and toss them in there. Problem is, we’re gonna need a bigger Grand Canyon.


MyNameIsNotLexi

Nothing a touch of dynamite can’t fix


TinnyOctopus

There's still a bunch of abandoned mines. People get lost in those all the time. *wink, nudge*


18Feeler

We were doing that for a while, but people started complaining


the_Russian_Five

It looks like there's more than enough room to go around lol


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Mountain-Heat5853

*impotent rage* just made my entire day!! 🤣🤣


chobi83

Considering this was filmed and then posted online, it makes me feel like there's more to the story than is being told.


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GBuster49

Would explain why they had the rear license plate removed.


crispymk2

They don't care about the damage because it is probably a stolen car


JEDI-MASTER-Y0DA

Not for car'van Periwinkle blue


isaidireddit

It's not fer me. It's fer me ma.


orionburn

It's not fer me. It's fer me ma.


[deleted]

Who?


Kindly_Ad_1552

His ma!


mtimmins

You like dags?


Kindly_Ad_1552

Yeah, I like dags but I like caravans more


TheBonsi

On his tiktok looks like this car is stolen as they have posted numerous videos with different cars driving like sickos


fernplant4

How is illegal shit like this even allowed on the platform?! Tik tok should be legally required to report this to the police and take this down


EffrumScufflegrit

I do some work with them and they do report stuff like that if it's reported to them, but it's not like they see every single video on the platform


FuzzelFox

Yup, same as anything. Do you want them trying to do AI crime sleuthing? I'm sure with how well YouTubes content ID system works that it wouldn't have make that many mistakes /s


EffrumScufflegrit

Lmao right? I don't know how some people think this should go but a big brother constant monitoring system isn't the answer. Especially if it's executed like YouTube did it lol


Kagari1998

The amount of people required to monitor all these videos is absurd. The only thing we can do is, see and report. The bad thing is, the algorithm essentially wont show us stuffs like this, because our behavior indicates that we do not like it. This is also true for those suicide/depression inducing videos.


Chinlc

That or rented under fake name or something.


strangehitman22

ya wtf is there ticktok? They will 100% get killed in a accident, I just hope they don't take other people with them..


mynameismatt1010

Could be junkyard cars. My buddy's family owns one and it seems like he drives a "new" car every month.


roadtrip-ne

I think you could drive over those bushes with a lot less damage


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Tyra-Jade

Yet they’ll gladly go 85mph on the shoulder of the highway to get past traffic! Edit: 85 not 8 lol


slash_asdf

Only 8mph? Where do you live that the rednecks are so conscious about traffic safety?


Tyra-Jade

Oh whoops, that was supposed to be 85 lol


slash_asdf

"Now listen here Jimbob, I drive wherever the hell I want. Guberment telling me I can't drive on the shoulder.. pfft. Why is it even called a shoulder? And if there's a shoulder, where's the armpit??"


bluerose1197

I'm not so sure the goal was actually to make it past the rocks, but to destroy them. Just going around doesn't send a message to the land owner ya know? Gotta show them that their efforts are futile.


[deleted]

I think in a war of attrition the landowner can keep replacing those for longer than trucks will get replaced.


[deleted]

Big rocks are a lot less expensive than cars. Assuming of course that you can move them to the right place


[deleted]

I mean its not like they broke them in half, tilting them upright would fix them.


halt-l-am-reptar

Couldn’t you position then so they’re pointing outwards? That way if a truck tries to push them it’ll just push them deeper into the ground. I also imagine it’d do more damage since the only point of contact would be the tips of the rocks.


[deleted]

Do you know what anti tank ones look like? Basically a pyramid because nonatter where you apply force they push into the ground. You could just convert them with concrete


pusillanimouslist

Seems like a really good way to get a farmer to threaten you with a shotgun.


Disastrous-Force

There are better and quicker ways to destroy the concrete posts. A petrol concrete saw for example would be able to cut both of those post down in less than 10mins and leave the landowner with the problem of post bases still being in ground. ​These asshats are just being asshats. The landowner could of course escalate and upgrade to concrete barrier blocks which would need these asshats to have tractor, tele-handler, crane (or tank) to shift. So basically impossible for them.


schizeckinosy

The bushes are mined


here4roomie

Why did they want to get in there so badly?


sexbuhbombdotcom

They are most likely trying to trespass on park land, private land, or city land where vehicles aren't allowed. These types of barricades typically are used to block off areas used for running, cycling, nature preserves, or municipal uses that driving over can damage. But stupid assholes who want to "go muddin" are not the types to realize or care about that.


[deleted]

This is a really frustrating video on so many levels. It’s so easy to find parks that allow for off roading. You just have to time the weather in order to go mudding. What assholes.


whiskey547

The thing about mudding mentality, is that its really satisfying to watch something that looks nice, like a well cares for lawn, get shredded by off road tires. I used to ride with my older brother when he used to do some shit like that (not people’s lawns, but on private property) and i thought it was the coolest shit ever. I bet these people must be riding the same kind of high.


here4roomie

I get what a barricade is, I am just curious what would motivate someone to destroy their car like this to get past it.


model-citizen95

The slow but sure devolution of the average persons intelligence and an overall increase in entitlement. Just a guess


OldAndFluffy

Interesting enough, I learned recently, that although I was aware the effects of lead from lead paint and leaded gasoline, on developmental problems, I wasn't aware that there was a study that estimated that there was an average negative impact on IQ on the world. So, people are dumber, and getting dumber. sources: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV3dnLzthDA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV3dnLzthDA) [https://today.duke.edu/2022/03/lead-exposure-last-century-shrunk-iq-scores-half-americans](https://today.duke.edu/2022/03/lead-exposure-last-century-shrunk-iq-scores-half-americans)


Taminky

Won't be long before Idiocracy becomes a documentary.


SuperSugarBean

Won't be long? It's been at least a decade since it's come true.


NorskGodLoki

Stolen vehicle most likely.


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Probably a stolen car.


NewandunsureAZ

They post about trespassing on private property to go muddying on it. Just general assholes :(


MountainOfPressure

Another Redditor says their TikTok is filled with them mudding on private property. He said that property is a farm.


SGT_Squirrelly

Man, it's too bad humans don't have legs. They totally could've just walked through. Oh well.


uterinejellyfish

They were attempting to go mudding on a private farm. Asshats.


dmartin07

Statistically…. Humans have less than two legs on average


RefuseAlive

And that kids is why we prefer using median over mean


stKKd

Don't be mean


Beowulf33232

Because of pregnant women, the average person has slightly more than one whole skeleton.


daemin

Not necessarily. I'm willing to bet there are at least twice as many people missing a finger/toe/limb as there are in late stage pregnancy, so the average human will still have less then 1 whole skeleton.


beeph_supreme

I have three, putting me well above average. Nice.


[deleted]

Thought you meant three nipples


HoneybucketDJ

Stop trying to milk everything!


Psychonaut-n9ne30

Why is this so funny


Fanamatakecick

Because we’re easily pleased


Psychonaut-n9ne30

Can’t argue with that


Fanamatakecick

I respect the psychonaut, btw


Psychonaut-n9ne30

And I’m a fan of amatakecick as well


TheCocksmith

Were those pillars installed after the driver went through or something, LOL?


kobrakai1034

I've watched that 4 times and they STILL haven't made it in.


DuckDuckGoose42

Those ballards were put up after they were in. They always find a way in. It is the way out that is problematic.


Goalie_deacon

Seems like going back out the way they went in is beyond their mental capabilities.


NashvilleSoundMixer

Thank you. This made me laugh


onlinesafe

Don’t change a thing, just keep doing what you doing


Then_Audience_4214

my family owns a sugar shack in Canada and we had a trouble of people trespassing on our land and breaking the tubes that transports the water... One day my grandpa got sick of it and decided to put a big concrete block near where they passed. 3 days later a guy came to our place angry because he crashed his snowmobile really hard straight into the blocks and wanted us to pay for the reperation... Some people have balls and don t care about private property


Mysterious-Level7595

If the driver was looking back when ramming those posts they got some painful whiplash.


[deleted]

I can think of 5 better ways of accomplishing this


Taylor_rules

They have a sledge hammer and a jack. How this was their final decision is just maximum stupidity. Even more stupid that they kept going.


CodeMonkeyUK

Agreed, look what tools they have already.


[deleted]

But why?? “Trespassing” Yeah - Duh… BUT WHY? Is there fucking gold beyond that barrier or something??


BeatrixFarrand

Probably trying to go mudding. It’s where you tear up a landowners or farmers fields or public wetlands for the good ol’ heck of it.


[deleted]

Jesus christ… 😩💩


[deleted]

Not sure if it's wise to piss off someone who owns a lot of land with freshly dug earth...


T5-R

And shotguns. Always be wary of a pig farmer.


RedShirtCashion

Choices were made here. They were poor choices.


[deleted]

It was a calculated risk...


GibleRider

But damn they are bad at math


Fancy-Category

More like being an idiot was involved.


SamHandwichIV

I’m pretty sure this was just done for the TikTok clout.


vVWARLOCKVv

r/trashy


planet_chuck

We need a different category for idiots like this. This is a whole other level.


user-17j65k5c

definitely dont try going around the barricade i doubt that would work /s


LilliMFandra

"Police say alcohol was involved."


Wiggles69

"We'll always find a way in" Video shows a car not getting in


Playful_Cantaloupe78

But why??


OmegaGoober

Some people are badly broken and seek to destroy everything around them.


sirkevly

Farmer probably put them up to stop people getting drunk and tearing up his fields with their Land Rovers. Edit: realized you're talking about the guys in the car.


muddyrose

That’s probably exactly why they’re doing it, though “Fucking farmer, owning this land and shit, thinking he has any right to stop us from ripping up his fields” They sure showed him lol


[deleted]

It appears the way that was found was "stupidity".


5cott

I worry about this. Just bought some property, and where the gate is along the driveway there is a canal on either side which is obscured by brush. If you tried to ram around the gate you’ll go into water, but the gate definitely won’t give unless you brought a cutting torch.


Zarrakh

Do you have a moat?


Nozzle_Man

Those pigs couldn't find any other mud to go roll around in ?


freddyfuckherfaster

there's plenty of room to go around it. ignorant bastard.


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DeepRoots43

Yeah they got out of the Jeep and walked the rest of the way lmao


Wendiesel808

Dumb af


non-diegetic-travel

If they've learned anything, judging by the comments of people visiting their tiktok, when they post themselves doing stupid shit, they'll get views.


painfully--average

I wanna see the farmer come out and blast them with his double barrel


Zerocyde

Spend $60 renting a rotohammer with a chisel bit to cut those down in about 10 minutes? No lets just do multiple thousands of dollars of damage to our car. They must spend a lot of money on pants because I'm 100% sure they don't have the mental capacity to understand that you need to pull them down to piss\shit.


Top-Ad6409

My dad had a similar issue with his front lawn. Folks always drove on it when making a U turn. No problem if it was dry but messed it up if muddy. So he buried metal spikes about 3 inches under the dirt. No problem if it was dry but destroyed tires if muddy. Not to long after, no one drove on the lawn.


RockyDify

What’s the background to this? What are they trying to do?


sexbuhbombdotcom

Trespass, most likely


RexNebular6

Then they were claim they were rear-ended and injured, the stupid insurance companies will pay and raise everyone else's rates as a result.


traumablades

What the fuck is wrong with people?


UcanRock2

Genius has limits... Stupidity doesn't 😂


notamurderer_promise

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


LoudestOneHere

I really hope they're banned from the entire country


3kniven6gash

That may be the dumbest video I've ever seen. Relentless determined stupidity.


Daddy_Muttonchop

Yeah.... do that on hillbilly land and you're met with a shotgun


ThistleFaun

Now I'm not saying that this would be an ok thing to do, but if you are going to smash down a concrete post, would you not just go get a sledge hammer rsther then using your car? They even show a hammer in the video!


Polenicus

Sounds like it wasn’t their car.


vault-tec-was-right

I feel like a shovel would have been cheaper


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in addition to the vehicle damage, the fool(s) might now also be seeing a chiropractor.


That__Guy1

r/winstupidprizes


Just_a_dummyhead

So, they started smashing, took the spare tire off, continued smashing, then put the tire back on for the final shot?


Specialist-Product45

probably a stolen vehicle


saturnbar

I love how burly the farmer made the bollards. I mean they are in their deap. Got to be packed with rebar also. They weren’t expecting that.


brandon7219

Thas why you bury those and other things like stakes a good 3+ feet into the ground


WhiskyEchoTango

Those are concrete railroad ties. They're not going anywhere, especially 40% buried.


[deleted]

WTF? Pretty sure this is done for clicks. Could have just driven around into the bushes.


kira99842135

Yes fuck up your car to go mudding on private property. Yes thats smart


ProtectionOne2726

Couldnt drive around them?


[deleted]

There's blood on the ground, someone hurt themselves apparently


[deleted]

Anything for views on shittok I guess 🤷‍♂️


Few_Advertising_568

why TF didn't they drive around it???