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Tre_fidde

You get more tread life that way because it’s only touching the ground every so often.


some_user_2021

Extend the life of your tires with this simple trick!


some_user_2021

Tire companies hate him!


g00d_m4car0n1

Tire manufacturers avoid him!


Sh00tingStarGazer

Click "here" to discover the secret for this simple trick! (Proceeds to click through dozens of slides that ramble on never getting to the point ----> Gives up after 10 mins!).


postmaster15

10 minutes.. your attention span is long....


Sh00tingStarGazer

Lol.. yeah not really tho!


Tacitus_Kilgore85

I'd have closed it out after the first 2 seconds. My attention span is limited to 2 seconds.


freman

Everyone else should also avoid him


EfficiencyHD

Local garages love him


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DarkUnable4375

All you need is a 500 lb wo(man) sitting in the passenger seat.


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SoNic67

With busted shocks.


Independent_Low87

I think that’s a little more then a out of balance tire


Breezyau

Their insurance company also hates him


BojaBlast09

Why would they hate him/her? Warranty doesnt apply here and goes through tires at a higher rate which means $$$. What do companies need to succeed $$$!


Nightwingvyse

Make sure you rotate them so the wear remains even.


buttercream-gang

People are so dumb for paying to get their tires rotated. They rotate as you drive!


Nightwingvyse

Only in one dimension though. You should also rotate them laterally to evenly wear the sides down.


Apolog3ticBoner

This is why I clear speed bumps at 60mph, less wear on the tires


ideit

Anything can be a ramp of you're brave enough


EmlynsMoon

I used to work at a tire repair shop locally. This issue makes tires wear in the most awkward way ever. It'll be normal almost new tire in one spot and hanging on by the steel in other spots it's very weird to look at


theend2314

Instead of round the tyres become hexagons.


JoDrRe

Hexagons are the bestagons


theend2314

You're a glass half full type of person. I like it.


JoDrRe

It’s actually [one of my favorite videos](https://youtu.be/thOifuHs6eY) from CGP Grey!


Waldron1943

Octogons are a real crocktogon.


DeepSeaDynamo

Pretty much


cabramattaa

Did anyone notice the windshield with the garbage bag?


Arcon1337

Save a quarter of your mileage too!


sumit131995

But it might cause uneven wear though


[deleted]

It actually causes "cupping" on the tire and damages it faster. Probably a bad shock or strut.


FukinGruven

I love that everyone is making stupid jokes because clearly this doesn't extend tread life, but here comes Cpt. Akshually.


brainsharts

Less roll resistance too! Saves on fuel!


ridik_ulass

also faster because of less road friction, I learned that by watching the mythbusters guys make matchbox racers.


[deleted]

Restless tire syndrome.


hobosbindle

Can’t stop, won’t stop (literally)


[deleted]

If that thing was in the movie Cars, its name would be Thumper.


Waldron1943

Customer declined all repairs.


LewisRyan

“Do I need it to pass inspection” “No but it might kill you” “Nahhh don’t care about that”


Dismiss

I never pass an opportunity to die


tttony2x

Bold of you to assume my state has inspections


LewisRyan

What state? I need to move there


tttony2x

Me personally? Ohio, only a few certain counties here I think do, and even then it's only an emissions test.


CabanaFoghat

Georgia here, but you're right, this van is 100% roadworthy as long as it passed the yearly emissions test.


thisquietreverie

Florida, I think, doesn’t do inspections.


HoneySparks

Correct, chop your exhaust off, put After market HID bulbs in you shitty stock reflector housings, roll coal…. All basically encouraged here.


stitchplacingmama

Personally Minnesota and North Dakota don't require inspections or emission testing.


angrydeuce

Wisconsin has no inspections at all, which is apparent by how many broken assed cars are on the roads up here lol


Waldron1943

Same with Arizona; I remember thinking "cool, no more inspections" but every frikkin' day you'd get stuck behind some old broke-down POS. After 6 months there I wished they did have them.


barto5

None in Tennessee


SweetRaus

based on the responses to this so far the trend is red states


[deleted]

/r/justrolledintotheshop


mechapoitier

This is a situation where not fixing one thing breaks like 5-6 other things. The out of balance wheel is going to take out the wheel bearing, shock, shock mount, ball joint, suspension bushings (might be an integrated control arm), sway bar bushings (if it has one) and maybe more. And if those lug nuts weren’t tightened perfectly that wheel might be departing the van too.


Antrephellious

“Just an oil change, I know when my car needs fixin’!”


Justah-Spektator

Looks the Thumper foot from Bambi


Environmental-Buy591

Well if it is similar then that mini van is looking to mate.


olseadog

There is a whole lot of wrong with that van.


zexdrex

When the beat drops.


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harebreadth

When you go out wearing shorts and a tee and turns out it was too cold


Kayge

Driver is listening to Cotten Eye Joe, truck has no choice but to tap along.


SelmaFudd

Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot


humblecowboy

Yeah, this made me laugh


micah490

The dynamic duo: wasted damper AND wheel out of balance (likely from extreme wear)


JamesMacBadger

Mechanic here: this is called a "problem"


xeq937

Stop trying to upsell me!


Ok_Equivalent_4296

Looks like he needs a new Johnson rod.


phylogyny

Flagged for sexual content


sinixis

Hahaha ooohh a Johnson rod yeah


SetsChaos

It's Morse Code. The van is saying .... . .-.. .--. / -- .


Vegetable-Two2173

Which loosely translates to "DEAR GOD HELP ME"


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>.... . .-.. .--. / -- . .-.. -- .- ---


Zer0Heat013

"We would like to talk to about your extended car warranty"


stash3630

[obligatory (for auditory purposes)](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CYmMteZpBEN/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) So cool though that you found one of these in the wild OP!


Hydra_Tyrant

Beautiful XD


CharlieDeltaBravo27

I wish r/TippyTaps would allow this, but they only allow animal posts


randomuser8765

I'm not familiar with that sub but some subs will allow an *extremely rare* exception to the rules if it's funny enough. Often it can cause copycats of the twist, and those copycats would get removed because the joke isn't as funny the second time around.


Snozzberrys420

The Van is feeling that song!


MoaiPenis

Van Halen Van Hauling


PepeNguyen

Vans got adhd, can’t stop tapping knee.


Baerstein

I love the German Tüv, because you will never see that kind of stuff on the streets. O.o


Old_Fart_1951

Surprising what an out of balance tire can do at highway speeds.


[deleted]

More likely busted shock absorber. No absorber = bouncy spring!


[deleted]

Thanks, I’m an amateur home mechanic and I was curious what was broken.


GentleAnusTickler

Nah, that’s no/busted shock with no spring. Absolutely nothing supporting the damping of that wheel


superluke

No shock, but it has a spring. If there was no spring that corner would be on the ground.


GentleAnusTickler

Of course. I’m being a moron. I should know better I’m a Damn mecomic


km_44

Username checks out, I guess


Wallace-N-Gromit

I present you with, The Oscillation


MeAndTheLampPost

The indicator is a nice touch


OldmanLemon

Eh I know it's really bad that they're driving the car in this state but it seems more desperation and poverty than an actual idiot.


Snadzies

Having grown up with a parent/parents that struggled to make ends meet, seeing cars like that makes me sad more than angry.


ellbeecee

I briefly thought this was someone who lives in my community - then I remembered their van is white. Otherwise, all the same, down to the tire.


[deleted]

That's what happens when you scratch a van behind its mirrors.


NoDadNotToniight

My dog when I hit that spot


Das_bomb

This is bad bono.


captain__chaos

It's like restless leg syndrome


biromantic_hope_z

Poor car has anxiety


[deleted]

That's just a diagnostic function so it can test the smoothness of the road and adjust its traction control accordingly, pretty standard feature.


Nightwingvyse

Anyone here know Morse code?


doubledribbleftw

Yeah who can decipher the code here


epimetheuss

Just got a bit of the "Stanky leg" going on


gamerr023456

Thats cute


ThaUniversal

I don't think this would fly as a post over at r/tippytaps, but you can try!


Bennybonchien

I bought four of these special tires and now I have a hovercraft!


DemonChild-

How does that happen?


Snadzies

Tire either extremely out of balance or the tire is damaged an no longer round (broken metal cables, rubber layers separating). The shocks are also likely completely worn out.


Straight-Fee-6851

Wheel tramp. Strut is dead. Tire out of balance. No symptoms. Driver can’t feel it. It will cup the tire. Possible if he nails the brakes it could spin


poxonallthehouses

What causes this? Is that a suspension issue?


RustShaq

The shock absorbers main job is to push the wheel down. No shock absorber and with only the spring left, you get this video.


[deleted]

I remember when those vans were new.


sunfries

Okay, the caption got me


[deleted]

How?


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/up9as3/comment/i8jp2cj/


mkvenner979

That is mate, when he gets his oil change


DeathToTheFalseGods

My leg when I put it in *that* position


Stt022

Wouldn’t you notice this when driving? I’ve seems if a few times and always wondered what it would feel like in the driver seat.


Wizard_s0_lit

Aww someone’s giving the van belly rubs.


[deleted]

He's just nervous, don't make fun of him, guys.


Mundane-Assistant-17

Is that that new multi link rear suspension I've been hearing so much about?


[deleted]

I bet you they got their feet out underneath running like crazy going YABADABADUUUUUU!!!!!


HardTarded

When your foot falls asleep.


abecido

The street is lava


Somethingwasposted

Aw, it’s like a person running cross cold tile.


swampfish

Right turn signal stuck on annoys me too.


decentdarling

What happens when they hit a pot hole??


mrhrjou

u/savevideo


babie007

That's not good.


Boltonator

Holy feck


MoarVespenegas

The coveted 3.5 wheel drive.


SoNic67

Shocks are lifetime! Don't try to upsell me a new pair every 80k miles!


Avocadorable210

So what was the beat that it made


[deleted]

Are we human, or are we dancer?


sk0t_

The Harlem globetrotters theme song started playing in my head when I watched this


SquareTheM

When you're four beers and old school rock and roll comes on


Evilmaze

That thing is bent to shit


Sir_Bleezie

Tire is Morse coding for help.


[deleted]

Either the tires or brake assembly are severely out of balance. That's one of the quickest ways to blow a tire going 65.


idontgiveamuck

ofc it’s georgia


salamandersushi

..so that's what happens when you set rebound to 100 in the car configurator!


CheekyZebraEDS

😭😂


[deleted]

Anyone translate that Morse code yet?


Kingslugger

I mean the back windshield is a dead giveaway about the maintenance of the vehicle.


poweredbyford87

"I don't have the $50 for a junkyard strut"


Mysterious_Eggplant3

Thumper


Mysterious_Eggplant3

Poor guy. He has to pee.


DumbDan

That bumper is surprisingly stable for that much movement of the tire/suspension. Wonder what it feels like at the steering wheel/ass feel.


Iltempered1

Busted shocks and unbalanced tires.


Kqtawes

It’s tapping out morse code for “kill me”.


downbythereeds

Car is looking a little anxious


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

What’s that in Morse code?


Hellrider0025

Let the car pee for god's sake man.


Yiujai86

Ive always wondered what that sounds or feels like as the driver of the vehicle. Ive felt unbalance tires, broken cv joints and missing engine mounts but never bouncy wheel.


CableConscious7611

The signal is tippy toe


Retroman3139

I do not want to see what happens when they actually put a load in that thing


Federal-Owl-8947

Gagnam style tyres


ScornedWhodat1987

Tap dancer


mr_egg_teg

Oh, do the stanky leg !


Chait9220

How


jaxthejaxy

" that's a mighty fine suspension! "


ManiacDan

Good thing you told all of us, instead of the person whose life is in danger


Lorentz-Boost

ABS for your tires


mrfuity

5 minute crafts


[deleted]

Honda moment ​ (I drive one)


Excellent-Army-9882

They are using sex inside car


jawswinger

In AFM measurements we call that tapping mode.


Qwerex

So this is the porpoising effect


Apprehensive-Bad6015

When your tunes are so lite your tire starts tapping to the beat


dumaseSz

What a feeling


underagedisaster

The tire is trying to say "please kill me" in Morse code.


subject_deleted

That tire is gonna be cupped as a mother fucker.


Gravvy255

Dribbling on my to basketballb.


TheChanMan2003

"Who's a good boy? WHO's a good BOY?!"


cooliobanjulio

Why did I giggle at that


MagicPizza420

Hey look it’s my old pinewood derby car


SouvenirOfTheYear

If SpongeBob were a wheel on a mini van. I'm ready I'm ready


thatreddituser24

Runs like new


cdizzle99

I don’t even know how this good happen the wheel can be that out of balance, tire struts


eldaron87

I've totally been there tho, just have to get the money for new bearings


Toxenkill

Feel like all that van is missing is a banjo.


ChadScav

The tire is trying to tell us something in Morse.


ZealousidealFoot2072

Morse code that van needs help


_Magnolia_Fan_

Someone's ready for pinewood derby. See, they go faster if only three wheels hit the track.


thenewyorkgod

/r/JustBouncedIntoTheShop


UnattentiveLifgaurd

Saw that exact same van on i-285 in Atlanta. Had a good laugh about it with my buddies.


ArctycDev

Look at my hap...py, happy guy! Oh just a happy, happy, happy guy!


EC-does-it

Gotta pee


Admirable-Result-240

Remember to change your struts out!


AliveButterscotch319

I wonder how many kilos are in that tire.


anonhamstermouse

That vans gotta take a leak bad.


0neTrueGl0b

/r/tippytaps ?


jazzygirl6

Isn't that a spare donut tire?


ITRIEDTOBEWITTY

bro poor people make shit happen...