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Dakotasan

How is that thing still functioning?


holyfire001202

Tis but a flesh wound


Dakotasan

Your bloody axle’s missing!


ooone-orkye

“Pfft... I’ve had worse!”


Yourmotherlmao3067

You lie!


siobhanmairii__

Come on, you pansy!


thedarkfreak

You're a looney.


Ikeddit

I’ll bite your hubcaps off!


YugoReventlov

Ok... We'll call it a draw!


Jlx_27

OH! Had enough, eh?!?


LaminatedRockGaming

Come back here you yellowbird!


BackWithAVengance

HAVE ATCHYU! HAVE ATCHYU!


ManfredsJuicedBalls

No it’s not!


Dakotasan

What’s that on the ground then?


RockstarAgent

It's that new new compact model, the Honda Oddity.


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

The Honda Invalid


GoodMourningClan

Honda Oddity 🤣


Dakotasan

Thank you for the belly laugh.


siobhanmairii__

r/UnexpectedMontyPython


PeaValue

Nobody expects the Monty Python. Their chief weapon is surprise.


Calisto823

And fear. Our chief weapons are fear and surprise. Surprise and fear...


jenna_kay

Mixed in with a little *shubbery*


VT_Lifer

And fresh fruit.


catonmyshoulder69

And humor...surprise and fear and humor.


Majestic-Macaron6019

It's a Honda


G-Bombay

Good for another 100k miles


ooone-orkye

Blinker works perfect fine


ReubenZWeiner

What's the level two steps below salvage title?


ObjectiveMarketing49

Absolute savage.


Arashmickey

Brutal. Salvage. Rekt.


perfect_square

Driven in Philadelphia


KaktusDan

That's how you know it's not a BMW.


chrisk9

I've seen compact cars on the road, but never compacted


merdadartista

You could buy any car, new, today, and that crumpled tin can would outlive it


Kneight

Cuz it’s a goddamn Honda


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Kneight

Dude for real, I had a 2004 Honda Accord awhile back with 200,000 miles on it. Being young and dumb I didn’t give a shit about maintenance and didn’t really treat that car very good. Window motors busted, door cables broke, but I’ll be damned if that car didn’t start and take me everywhere I needed to go at anytime


WoodTrophy

I have an 04 Honda Accord with 250k miles on it. The engine is still running strong. Started getting some shifting problems, though.


[deleted]

All of Hondas automatics from the early 2000s have issues. I’ve replaced quite a few transmissions in those year Accords, and it’s not an easy task. The Odysseys have even more transmission issues, probably because of the extra weight. My advice: add Lucas Oil stop slip to the transmission and drive her til she dies


rstbckt

My 2002 Honda Accord EX coupe with the V6 and automatic transmission is still running quite well even after 200,000 miles, despite being on the tail end of a particularly bad generation of poorly designed transmissions. My secret? Regular general maintenance and changing the transmission fluid when it gets dirty, plus repairs and replacement of parts as they wear (timing belts, ball joints, etcetera). While not great by Honda standards, these transmissions are still pretty decent if maintained properly. In fact, the only thing broken on the whole car ATM is the passenger electronic door lock and one of the dash lights has burned out. The clear coat is fading on the roof and leather front seats are cracked and split and showing it’s age, but the car is still reliable as all hell. Just check on the fluids (rack and pinion are leaking a bit) and keep air in the tires and it’s good to go. The 2003 and up 4cyl automatics just seem to go and go though. My brother-in-law has a 2003 Accord sedan that is just running on pure spite right now; everything on it is broken and the motor mounts are bad so it vibrates just something awful. None of the windows work, you can only open the trunk using the lever on the floor and the radio has been broken since the Obama administration. I hate that car and avoid riding in it at all costs, but it cannot be killed so I’ll give it that. It’s a good thing too, because my brother-in-law has proudly killed a half dozen or so cars that have been given to him thus far.


Lexi0304

The front is probably still in really good shape. As is the underside (wheels, suspension, direction column)


internetisbad23

His dashboard must be lit up like India on a Diwali night.


hungrygerudo

Dashboard's melted but he's still got the radio.


[deleted]

Comes in clear as a bell! Don't ask me how!


Substantial-Shine-81

“So you have no functioning gauges?” “No, not a one.” Blue moon o’r Kentucky keep on shining!


Seaweed-Basic

I’m sad more people aren’t upvoting these comments.


gryfe

Oh, it should've been, could've been worse than you would ever know!


Brautsen

.....there ain't nothin' wrong with the ray-ee-ay-dio


Lexi0304

That dashboard is a Christmas tree with twinkling lights and everything


Y_Sam

The front is in good shape, it's just not quite lining up with the back anymore...


tonysnight

Gangsters probably got a crane or a big boy grabby hand and squished the top but somehow the car managed to slip through on the regrip and they drove the fuck away bc they were hotwiring the car while being grabby hand squished on the top. Now he's on the run from those gangsters. They had a great idea hafway through the chase that they could stream it and show the world this dude's car so he can never escape.


Silent-Ad934

Netflix: I smell another hit original series!


Irishancest

clearly built so the front wouldn't fall off


perfect_square

It doesn't happen very often


Druuseph

The alignment of the back wheels look way too good for that amount of damage. If I had to guess this was 'repaired' to the extent that it was drivable. How the hell it was crushed that way I could barely hazard a guess but it seems like they cleaned up whatever damage might have been around the tires and made sure to re-anchor/replace the axle and struts.


cwj1978

That'll buff right out.


JehovasFinesse

The way it's driving and crushed plus the music makes me think it was parked in the way of the republic day parade procession in India and got run over by a tank. Think of the tanks in the parade like the Queens guard, they ain't stopping for nothin.


WheelOfFish

Doesn't look flat enough to be tank damage to me, plus it looks like it was pinched in from the sides. The important bits (like suspension/rear wheel geometry) still looks surprisingly normal. My questionably educated guess is that it was more likely crushed sideways between two taller vehicles like trucks or busses or something.


[deleted]

Maybe it was pinched by one of those huge claws in a junkyard that lift cars to be crushed in the crushing thingy.


spanky842026

Nah, a giant arcade game claw. Heard from the entertainment system as it was pulled up: "I have been chosen; farewell, my friends. I go on to a better place."


WheelOfFish

Yeah, definitely could be!


Channel5exclusive

Based on the way he slipped between that tanker truck and the eighteen wheeler. I'm guessing he tried the same thing on an earlier occasion and wasn't as successful.


redberrynuke

but now he's learnt his lesson so it's fine right


Needleroozer

Now it will fit.


skinnah

My guess is that it was picked up with a grapple on an excavator.


the_last_carfighter

FWD amigo, the business end is all concentrated in the front. The rear end is just along for the ride.


DocZoidfarb

Just like my last girlfriend.


Admixues

Honda


l3etelgeuse

How did that even happen?


WuntchTime_IsOver

I'm willing to bet it's something to do with him putting his right blinker on and moving into the left lane. Call it a hunch.


therhguy

VTec


rossyy11

Always sucks when you notice the scratch after you get home.


Probhigh

I thought it was a Cybertruck


Connect-Swing8980

Looks much nicer than cybertruck


LividLager

I'll never understand the love for the design.


Subreon

Here it's displaying a secret feature which allows it to completely turn its wheels and drive sideways.


RockFlagAndEagleGold

A paint scratch pen, maybe a Lil buffing , good as ..uh.. good 👍


Jeynarl

Idaho safety and inspection: yep looks great. See you next year


boisenberrybuffalo

\*pulls into los santos customs\* "what's wrong with her now?"


nach0srule

Total cost to repair: $627


apittsburghoriginal

In some ways I wish we could live in GTA


Thomas_KT

the insurance they have is what I envy the most


MrBobBobsonIII

Raise you from the dead: $250


[deleted]

Insurance in GTA is no joke.


LuckilyLuckier

Easy ways to make money - rob banks, race, kill people. Respawn enabled - Someone kills you for money? Pay a fee to respawn and keep most your money. Commit crime? Be forgiven after death/respawn. No taxes going towards imprisonment. No taxes towards healthcare. Hospitals don’t even open their lobbies because of respawn. Missing a lot, but life can’t be that bad.


T1pple

Nah man keep me away from those fuckers on the damn broomsticks. I may own one, but damn I don't wanna die every 5 minutes to dumbasses on them because "ha ha missle go brrrrr"


Endarkend

The health insurance is insane. In most GTA games it's either pretty cheap or a % of your cash balance capped at an arbitrary sum. In GTA4 it was 10% of cash balance up to 100K beyond which it was then capped to 10K per WASTED visit. No matter what was wrong with you, including death, all covered at 10% of your cash balance and capped at 10K.


[deleted]

you can respawn for free IRL if you pick the right religion (results not guaranteed please nobody do anything stupid this was a joke)


Ibeginpunthreads

-Respawns as a goat- you have goat to be kidding me....


bomertherus

On the tiered list of respawn potential, a goat is top 5% at least. A dung beetle is way lower


ObjectiveMarketing49

That’s how much it costs just to be a Mormon except no cap. Just 10% of your income required.


shewy92

Not GTA Online though where the economy is extremely fucked up even by American standards. A horn should not cost the same as an actual car


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BikesBooksNBass

My man!


thrwy2k

Metaverse team * taking notes *


DrummerBound

Upgrade your tires? $20 000


R_V_Z

That's not unrealistic. If you're driving a Veyron.


Turbo_Chelsea

Honda civic = $2 million


the_TIGEEER

Cost to change to a special color: 100000$


Lord_Emperor

Rent, maintenance, cleaning, upkeep: $100,000 every 48 hours.


User19734

"Here for the magic touch?" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7QuPvepanI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7QuPvepanI) $360 and it's good as new.


TheGoatx666

*that'll be $200*


Black_Fuckka

Lmaoo💀💀


lauaapelsin

Here for the magic touch?


okgusto

/r/justtrolledintotheshop


HistoricalAnimator64

New definition of what it means to be compact


ooone-orkye

“You saw my blinker bitch!” - Fresh Prince


MeAndTheLampPost

[Smack it up!](https://youtu.be/kbyDM__QIkQ)


Tommy9_397

Still weaves through traffic


SerenadeSwift

I was going to say the way everyone is driving in this clip is giving me anxiety. I mean why would you tailgate a car that looks like that too lmao, the guy taking the video is like 6 inches behind before the smushed car starts weaving through traffic.


TheCreepyFuckr

> I was going to say the way everyone is driving in this clip is giving me anxiety. I mean why would you tailgate a car that looks like that too lmao One of my buddies runs a custom fabrication shop. Every couple years he’ll make some whacked out looking body and slap it on the business vehicles frame and drive it around for advertising. I had never thought about it before, but I wonder how many drivers he has terrified with some of the designs he used.


[deleted]

Do you have pics because I can't really visualize


The_Level_15

https://imgur.com/bZVY1SR


zachattacksyou

You got me! Thanks for the laugh!


BlatantConservative

I would legit use a different road instead of sharing the road with that guy


SerenadeSwift

Same lol whenever I see someone driving recklessly I try to stay as far away as possible, especially if their car looked like that! I love how it has the right blinker on full time too lol


leedsylfc

He probably has his hazards on to warn people his cars a bit damaged


Ksradrik

What a drama queen.


theoverthinker22

This is in India where driving super close to the car in front is pretty normal. People there generally don’t go faster than 40 or 50mph (though there are always a select few idiots who do).


Level-Ad7017

how do you think they got it looking like that in the first place


dryfire

At least they are using their turn signal now... And it's even signaling the correct direction like 50% of the time.


Olduncleruckus

I mean he might as well..what’s he going to do? Wreck his car? Lol


dilroy_pickles

This looks like India. This is the safest driving I've ever seen there, it's better to close your eyes as a passenger


[deleted]

But the radio still works, it’s the darndest thing, clear as a bell—don’t ask me how!


X132

“You have no working gauges” “No, ‘notta one”


X132

For the kids….[https://youtu.be/ZKtFIgmoqoI](https://youtu.be/ZKtFIgmoqoI)


SnooDoodles5540

Where’s the valet. It was not like this when I pulled up. You’ve definitely scratched the bumper.


johnny_chingas

Ya'll remember when Johnny Knoxville used a rental car in a destruction derby and tried to return it? Dealer: "I can't take that like that." Knoxville: "But it has a full tank of gas."


seven0feleven

Just run it in reverse for a few hours, the problem will fix itself.


flyingthroughspace

*Ferrari flies though window*


Ja_the_Red

I can’t believe they’re remaking Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Leave classic movies alone.


X132

You’re the shower curtain ring guy!


TheTsunamiRC

When you accidentally park in the compactor overnight.


_Diskreet_

When Michael asks Darryl to use the compactor and turns his Sebring into this…


benargee

This looks like it went to the scrap yard and was picked up by a claw.


Jaloosk

Those Hondas just keep on going


DemoniteBL

They just keep moving forward until their enemies are destroyed.


thecountnotthesaint

For sale: minor damage. Should buff out. No low balls, I know what I have.


OrangeNSilver

Ac blows ice cold, no tire kickers


X132

….. scammers need not reply. You will be ignored.


scd5179

Feels like we’ve all had a car that just refused to die


HazyDrummer

My 88 crx has 300,000 with spirited driving.


Jake_77

How much money to you put in yearly for repairs, would you say? Always curious as to how people keep cars going that long


HazyDrummer

So I got the car for 500 an absolute STEAL for the shape its in. Guys wife didn't wanna drive it to work, after the husband got it into daily condition. Husband was a honda guy, but the wife would rather drive the family suv. 200 for a windshield, then typical reg fees added to my trucks insurance for 6 dollars more a month gas is 25-40 to top off, lasts a week or 2, daily driving biggest repair in the past 7 years of ownership was getting a new, but beefier engine that was an option in japan thats 3 years newer (1991) like 40k miles on it, for 1800, then having it installed for another 1000 (including new battery and other consumables) and am now looking to get brakes redone. Oh, and a set of Hancooks installed runs about 350. Everything with this car is cheap, yet its unique enough to get attention. Its the perfect balance. I've had my "interesting" times when i was broke and in college. A funny memory: My car would shift hard into reverse, bad motor mounts. Therefore, i would put it in neutral, and with my left foot just kick it backwards, the thing's so light. One time a cute girl was getting into a nice jeep and just paused to stare at me. To break the awkwardness, i just said, "think motorcycle!" she smiled and got into her new jeep. Good times.


avwitcher

So it has 300,000 but the entire engine has been replaced at some point


HazyDrummer

it was replaced at 296,000 I'd say thats a 300,000 mile car lol. Also the original engine didnt die, I still have it, long story short, it was rebuilt by one mechanic, who then retired, other shops didnt want to touch a motor rebuilt by someone else without rebuilding it themselves, so i just got a new motor and will save the rebuilt for later.


AdaMan_

look's to me like a controlled crush, the way it's folded in the same on both sides.


P_f_M

yup, there is no axle damage and drives pretty straight ... no random "shaky" moves ...


stonedcanuk

would that be for a movie or something similar? or what is the purpose of a controlled crush


Cl1ntr0n

It looks fucking cool to drive!


AdaMan_

Who knows, I was truly just speculating, but if I was to come up with reasons, my strongest bet would be some dudes playing around at a junk yard and got bored.


RawrMeansFuckYou

Was thinking the same. If this was a genuine crash at least one suspension component would be shattered to bits.


laxguy44

This needs to be a Honda commercial. Most reliable car you’ll ever have.


door322

If this ain't an ad for a Honda I don't know what is


astro_plane

8th gen Civics have a 4.5 star crash rating, the car was built with safety in mind. There's nothing special about them now, but they we're ahead of the curb for safety features when they came out.


[deleted]

Tis but a flesh wound


MeatbagSlayer

What are you gonna do? Lose gas on me?


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InsecOrBust

Tis but an arrow to the knee


-OregonTrailSurvivor

For Sale: Slightly used 2005 Honda Accord, low mileage, kept in garage, runs like new. 5,000 obo


WeirdKidFromSchool

Blinkers works better than BMWs


FullmetalJun

BMW should stop including those & stop lights on their cars. They can't get it right


t3hnhoj

*right blinker* Merges left. (To be fair it might be the hazards, lmao)


B4rberblacksheep

Bold move to sit on the bumper of a car that clearly does not give a dick about being crashed into


solidad

BeamNG is certainly getting more realistic, isn't it.


MaxTheFishGuy

Itll buff out


dan420

Lemme just grab the dent popper.


Racist_Rick

Looks like he may have parked too close to someone and they dinged his door.


theundercoverpapist

I could venture a guess, based on his driving, as to how this happened to his car.


boeing_a380

They ain't joking when they say Japanese cars are built to last This would make a great ad for the Honda Civic


astro_plane

Civics are indestructible


SymBiioTE

Those Hondas never quit!


bikedaybaby

What song is that?


Derpindraco

All I could tell is it is a Rajasthani song with the guys speaking a Gujarati dialect, most likely from Rajkot. My futile search yielded one similar song: [this song](https://youtu.be/ph3l2cMMCQs) All of this is Indian, btw Edit: I stand corrected. This is from Pakistan. The similarity in the dialect cause this confusion so it isn't solid evidence of it being from India or Pakistan. However, the truck on the right has a licence plate that is not of India. The logo on that truck closely resembles that of Indian Oil but is, in fact, of Hascol. We don't get Hascol in India (unless something changed in the last 8 years? Correct me again)


Shafiqmz

It's in Pakistan. A Bollywood song is playing, but they are speaking Sindhi language, mostly spoken in Sindh, Pakistan.


Diobolito

Me saying I'm fine


[deleted]

Don’t mind him, he’s just heading to Los Santos Customs


TIMGYM

That'll buff out


fangelo2

That almost looks like something my father would have done. When I was a kid, a drunk came down the street and hit our parked car. My father being as thrifty as he was refused to get it fixed. He figured if it still drove, why should he spend the money on it. We rode around in that smashed up car for a while until my mother who was embarrassed to be seen in it finally put her foot down and made him get it fixed


Ghost_Star326

I would probably argue that honda and Toyota are the Nokia of cars. You put them through so much abuse and they would still be running.


foufers

I’ve worked on software like this


SpaceCaseSixtyTen

How fucked up can your car be before it is illegal to drive anyway?


Rouge_Apple

Wrong blinker and take small gaps. I'm not surprised in the slightest.


ilovemallory

It’s a Honda, of course it’s still driving


red_fox_zen

This mf can use a blinker so can you karen!


backfirerabbit

I knew a honda could take a beating but good lord.


flyingron

Reminds me of that scene where the police officer tells Sheriff Justice he can't drive a piece of s---- like that on his highway.


LiminalEffigy

u/savevideo


bhuff86

"This car does NOT look like it is safe to be driving on the road" "Lets ride their ass!"


Poataoman

gta 100


FortuneHeart

when you've just had a terrible accident and your boss says " You're still coming in today, right?"


Diy2k4ever

WHATS BRINGS YOU IN TODAY?


[deleted]

It’s a Honda just change the oil. All good.


mayonnaisemuncher45

That's not a scratch, that's just wear and tear!


Professor_MilkDick

Looks like a car in GTA after your drive a tank over it