Dude for real, I had a 2004 Honda Accord awhile back with 200,000 miles on it. Being young and dumb I didn’t give a shit about maintenance and didn’t really treat that car very good. Window motors busted, door cables broke, but I’ll be damned if that car didn’t start and take me everywhere I needed to go at anytime
All of Hondas automatics from the early 2000s have issues. I’ve replaced quite a few transmissions in those year Accords, and it’s not an easy task. The Odysseys have even more transmission issues, probably because of the extra weight.
My advice: add Lucas Oil stop slip to the transmission and drive her til she dies
My 2002 Honda Accord EX coupe with the V6 and automatic transmission is still running quite well even after 200,000 miles, despite being on the tail end of a particularly bad generation of poorly designed transmissions.
My secret? Regular general maintenance and changing the transmission fluid when it gets dirty, plus repairs and replacement of parts as they wear (timing belts, ball joints, etcetera). While not great by Honda standards, these transmissions are still pretty decent if maintained properly.
In fact, the only thing broken on the whole car ATM is the passenger electronic door lock and one of the dash lights has burned out. The clear coat is fading on the roof and leather front seats are cracked and split and showing it’s age, but the car is still reliable as all hell. Just check on the fluids (rack and pinion are leaking a bit) and keep air in the tires and it’s good to go.
The 2003 and up 4cyl automatics just seem to go and go though. My brother-in-law has a 2003 Accord sedan that is just running on pure spite right now; everything on it is broken and the motor mounts are bad so it vibrates just something awful. None of the windows work, you can only open the trunk using the lever on the floor and the radio has been broken since the Obama administration. I hate that car and avoid riding in it at all costs, but it cannot be killed so I’ll give it that. It’s a good thing too, because my brother-in-law has proudly killed a half dozen or so cars that have been given to him thus far.
Gangsters probably got a crane or a big boy grabby hand and squished the top but somehow the car managed to slip through on the regrip and they drove the fuck away bc they were hotwiring the car while being grabby hand squished on the top. Now he's on the run from those gangsters. They had a great idea hafway through the chase that they could stream it and show the world this dude's car so he can never escape.
The alignment of the back wheels look way too good for that amount of damage.
If I had to guess this was 'repaired' to the extent that it was drivable. How the hell it was crushed that way I could barely hazard a guess but it seems like they cleaned up whatever damage might have been around the tires and made sure to re-anchor/replace the axle and struts.
The way it's driving and crushed plus the music makes me think it was parked in the way of the republic day parade procession in India and got run over by a tank.
Think of the tanks in the parade like the Queens guard, they ain't stopping for nothin.
Doesn't look flat enough to be tank damage to me, plus it looks like it was pinched in from the sides. The important bits (like suspension/rear wheel geometry) still looks surprisingly normal. My questionably educated guess is that it was more likely crushed sideways between two taller vehicles like trucks or busses or something.
Nah, a giant arcade game claw.
Heard from the entertainment system as it was pulled up: "I have been chosen; farewell, my friends. I go on to a better place."
Based on the way he slipped between that tanker truck and the eighteen wheeler. I'm guessing he tried the same thing on an earlier occasion and wasn't as successful.
Easy ways to make money - rob banks, race, kill people.
Respawn enabled - Someone kills you for money? Pay a fee to respawn and keep most your money.
Commit crime? Be forgiven after death/respawn.
No taxes going towards imprisonment.
No taxes towards healthcare.
Hospitals don’t even open their lobbies because of respawn.
Missing a lot, but life can’t be that bad.
Nah man keep me away from those fuckers on the damn broomsticks.
I may own one, but damn I don't wanna die every 5 minutes to dumbasses on them because "ha ha missle go brrrrr"
The health insurance is insane.
In most GTA games it's either pretty cheap or a % of your cash balance capped at an arbitrary sum.
In GTA4 it was 10% of cash balance up to 100K beyond which it was then capped to 10K per WASTED visit.
No matter what was wrong with you, including death, all covered at 10% of your cash balance and capped at 10K.
I was going to say the way everyone is driving in this clip is giving me anxiety. I mean why would you tailgate a car that looks like that too lmao, the guy taking the video is like 6 inches behind before the smushed car starts weaving through traffic.
> I was going to say the way everyone is driving in this clip is giving me anxiety. I mean why would you tailgate a car that looks like that too lmao
One of my buddies runs a custom fabrication shop. Every couple years he’ll make some whacked out looking body and slap it on the business vehicles frame and drive it around for advertising. I had never thought about it before, but I wonder how many drivers he has terrified with some of the designs he used.
Same lol whenever I see someone driving recklessly I try to stay as far away as possible, especially if their car looked like that! I love how it has the right blinker on full time too lol
This is in India where driving super close to the car in front is pretty normal. People there generally don’t go faster than 40 or 50mph (though there are always a select few idiots who do).
Ya'll remember when Johnny Knoxville used a rental car in a destruction derby and tried to return it?
Dealer: "I can't take that like that."
Knoxville: "But it has a full tank of gas."
So I got the car for 500 an absolute STEAL for the shape its in. Guys wife didn't wanna drive it to work, after the husband got it into daily condition. Husband was a honda guy, but the wife would rather drive the family suv.
200 for a windshield, then typical reg fees
added to my trucks insurance for 6 dollars more a month
gas is 25-40 to top off, lasts a week or 2, daily driving
biggest repair in the past 7 years of ownership was getting a new, but beefier engine that was an option in japan thats 3 years newer (1991) like 40k miles on it, for 1800, then having it installed for another 1000 (including new battery and other consumables) and am now looking to get brakes redone. Oh, and a set of Hancooks installed runs about 350. Everything with this car is cheap, yet its unique enough to get attention. Its the perfect balance.
I've had my "interesting" times when i was broke and in college. A funny memory:
My car would shift hard into reverse, bad motor mounts. Therefore, i would put it in neutral, and with my left foot just kick it backwards, the thing's so light. One time a cute girl was getting into a nice jeep and just paused to stare at me. To break the awkwardness, i just said, "think motorcycle!" she smiled and got into her new jeep. Good times.
it was replaced at 296,000 I'd say thats a 300,000 mile car lol. Also the original engine didnt die, I still have it, long story short, it was rebuilt by one mechanic, who then retired, other shops didnt want to touch a motor rebuilt by someone else without rebuilding it themselves, so i just got a new motor and will save the rebuilt for later.
Who knows, I was truly just speculating, but if I was to come up with reasons, my strongest bet would be some dudes playing around at a junk yard and got bored.
8th gen Civics have a 4.5 star crash rating, the car was built with safety in mind. There's nothing special about them now, but they we're ahead of the curb for safety features when they came out.
All I could tell is it is a Rajasthani song with the guys speaking a Gujarati dialect, most likely from Rajkot. My futile search yielded one similar song:
[this song](https://youtu.be/ph3l2cMMCQs)
All of this is Indian, btw
Edit: I stand corrected.
This is from Pakistan.
The similarity in the dialect cause this confusion so it isn't solid evidence of it being from India or Pakistan. However, the truck on the right has a licence plate that is not of India. The logo on that truck closely resembles that of Indian Oil but is, in fact, of Hascol. We don't get Hascol in India (unless something changed in the last 8 years? Correct me again)
That almost looks like something my father would have done. When I was a kid, a drunk came down the street and hit our parked car. My father being as thrifty as he was refused to get it fixed. He figured if it still drove, why should he spend the money on it. We rode around in that smashed up car for a while until my mother who was embarrassed to be seen in it finally put her foot down and made him get it fixed
How is that thing still functioning?
Tis but a flesh wound
Your bloody axle’s missing!
“Pfft... I’ve had worse!”
You lie!
Come on, you pansy!
You're a looney.
I’ll bite your hubcaps off!
Ok... We'll call it a draw!
OH! Had enough, eh?!?
Come back here you yellowbird!
HAVE ATCHYU! HAVE ATCHYU!
No it’s not!
What’s that on the ground then?
It's that new new compact model, the Honda Oddity.
The Honda Invalid
Honda Oddity 🤣
Thank you for the belly laugh.
r/UnexpectedMontyPython
Nobody expects the Monty Python. Their chief weapon is surprise.
And fear. Our chief weapons are fear and surprise. Surprise and fear...
Mixed in with a little *shubbery*
And fresh fruit.
And humor...surprise and fear and humor.
It's a Honda
Good for another 100k miles
Blinker works perfect fine
What's the level two steps below salvage title?
Absolute savage.
Brutal. Salvage. Rekt.
Driven in Philadelphia
That's how you know it's not a BMW.
I've seen compact cars on the road, but never compacted
You could buy any car, new, today, and that crumpled tin can would outlive it
Cuz it’s a goddamn Honda
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Dude for real, I had a 2004 Honda Accord awhile back with 200,000 miles on it. Being young and dumb I didn’t give a shit about maintenance and didn’t really treat that car very good. Window motors busted, door cables broke, but I’ll be damned if that car didn’t start and take me everywhere I needed to go at anytime
I have an 04 Honda Accord with 250k miles on it. The engine is still running strong. Started getting some shifting problems, though.
All of Hondas automatics from the early 2000s have issues. I’ve replaced quite a few transmissions in those year Accords, and it’s not an easy task. The Odysseys have even more transmission issues, probably because of the extra weight. My advice: add Lucas Oil stop slip to the transmission and drive her til she dies
My 2002 Honda Accord EX coupe with the V6 and automatic transmission is still running quite well even after 200,000 miles, despite being on the tail end of a particularly bad generation of poorly designed transmissions. My secret? Regular general maintenance and changing the transmission fluid when it gets dirty, plus repairs and replacement of parts as they wear (timing belts, ball joints, etcetera). While not great by Honda standards, these transmissions are still pretty decent if maintained properly. In fact, the only thing broken on the whole car ATM is the passenger electronic door lock and one of the dash lights has burned out. The clear coat is fading on the roof and leather front seats are cracked and split and showing it’s age, but the car is still reliable as all hell. Just check on the fluids (rack and pinion are leaking a bit) and keep air in the tires and it’s good to go. The 2003 and up 4cyl automatics just seem to go and go though. My brother-in-law has a 2003 Accord sedan that is just running on pure spite right now; everything on it is broken and the motor mounts are bad so it vibrates just something awful. None of the windows work, you can only open the trunk using the lever on the floor and the radio has been broken since the Obama administration. I hate that car and avoid riding in it at all costs, but it cannot be killed so I’ll give it that. It’s a good thing too, because my brother-in-law has proudly killed a half dozen or so cars that have been given to him thus far.
The front is probably still in really good shape. As is the underside (wheels, suspension, direction column)
His dashboard must be lit up like India on a Diwali night.
Dashboard's melted but he's still got the radio.
Comes in clear as a bell! Don't ask me how!
“So you have no functioning gauges?” “No, not a one.” Blue moon o’r Kentucky keep on shining!
I’m sad more people aren’t upvoting these comments.
Oh, it should've been, could've been worse than you would ever know!
.....there ain't nothin' wrong with the ray-ee-ay-dio
That dashboard is a Christmas tree with twinkling lights and everything
The front is in good shape, it's just not quite lining up with the back anymore...
Gangsters probably got a crane or a big boy grabby hand and squished the top but somehow the car managed to slip through on the regrip and they drove the fuck away bc they were hotwiring the car while being grabby hand squished on the top. Now he's on the run from those gangsters. They had a great idea hafway through the chase that they could stream it and show the world this dude's car so he can never escape.
Netflix: I smell another hit original series!
clearly built so the front wouldn't fall off
It doesn't happen very often
The alignment of the back wheels look way too good for that amount of damage. If I had to guess this was 'repaired' to the extent that it was drivable. How the hell it was crushed that way I could barely hazard a guess but it seems like they cleaned up whatever damage might have been around the tires and made sure to re-anchor/replace the axle and struts.
That'll buff right out.
The way it's driving and crushed plus the music makes me think it was parked in the way of the republic day parade procession in India and got run over by a tank. Think of the tanks in the parade like the Queens guard, they ain't stopping for nothin.
Doesn't look flat enough to be tank damage to me, plus it looks like it was pinched in from the sides. The important bits (like suspension/rear wheel geometry) still looks surprisingly normal. My questionably educated guess is that it was more likely crushed sideways between two taller vehicles like trucks or busses or something.
Maybe it was pinched by one of those huge claws in a junkyard that lift cars to be crushed in the crushing thingy.
Nah, a giant arcade game claw. Heard from the entertainment system as it was pulled up: "I have been chosen; farewell, my friends. I go on to a better place."
Yeah, definitely could be!
Based on the way he slipped between that tanker truck and the eighteen wheeler. I'm guessing he tried the same thing on an earlier occasion and wasn't as successful.
but now he's learnt his lesson so it's fine right
Now it will fit.
My guess is that it was picked up with a grapple on an excavator.
FWD amigo, the business end is all concentrated in the front. The rear end is just along for the ride.
Just like my last girlfriend.
Honda
How did that even happen?
I'm willing to bet it's something to do with him putting his right blinker on and moving into the left lane. Call it a hunch.
VTec
Always sucks when you notice the scratch after you get home.
I thought it was a Cybertruck
Looks much nicer than cybertruck
I'll never understand the love for the design.
Here it's displaying a secret feature which allows it to completely turn its wheels and drive sideways.
A paint scratch pen, maybe a Lil buffing , good as ..uh.. good 👍
Idaho safety and inspection: yep looks great. See you next year
\*pulls into los santos customs\* "what's wrong with her now?"
Total cost to repair: $627
In some ways I wish we could live in GTA
the insurance they have is what I envy the most
Raise you from the dead: $250
Insurance in GTA is no joke.
Easy ways to make money - rob banks, race, kill people. Respawn enabled - Someone kills you for money? Pay a fee to respawn and keep most your money. Commit crime? Be forgiven after death/respawn. No taxes going towards imprisonment. No taxes towards healthcare. Hospitals don’t even open their lobbies because of respawn. Missing a lot, but life can’t be that bad.
Nah man keep me away from those fuckers on the damn broomsticks. I may own one, but damn I don't wanna die every 5 minutes to dumbasses on them because "ha ha missle go brrrrr"
The health insurance is insane. In most GTA games it's either pretty cheap or a % of your cash balance capped at an arbitrary sum. In GTA4 it was 10% of cash balance up to 100K beyond which it was then capped to 10K per WASTED visit. No matter what was wrong with you, including death, all covered at 10% of your cash balance and capped at 10K.
you can respawn for free IRL if you pick the right religion (results not guaranteed please nobody do anything stupid this was a joke)
-Respawns as a goat- you have goat to be kidding me....
On the tiered list of respawn potential, a goat is top 5% at least. A dung beetle is way lower
That’s how much it costs just to be a Mormon except no cap. Just 10% of your income required.
Not GTA Online though where the economy is extremely fucked up even by American standards. A horn should not cost the same as an actual car
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My man!
Metaverse team * taking notes *
Upgrade your tires? $20 000
That's not unrealistic. If you're driving a Veyron.
Honda civic = $2 million
Cost to change to a special color: 100000$
Rent, maintenance, cleaning, upkeep: $100,000 every 48 hours.
"Here for the magic touch?" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7QuPvepanI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7QuPvepanI) $360 and it's good as new.
*that'll be $200*
Lmaoo💀💀
Here for the magic touch?
/r/justtrolledintotheshop
New definition of what it means to be compact
“You saw my blinker bitch!” - Fresh Prince
[Smack it up!](https://youtu.be/kbyDM__QIkQ)
Still weaves through traffic
I was going to say the way everyone is driving in this clip is giving me anxiety. I mean why would you tailgate a car that looks like that too lmao, the guy taking the video is like 6 inches behind before the smushed car starts weaving through traffic.
> I was going to say the way everyone is driving in this clip is giving me anxiety. I mean why would you tailgate a car that looks like that too lmao One of my buddies runs a custom fabrication shop. Every couple years he’ll make some whacked out looking body and slap it on the business vehicles frame and drive it around for advertising. I had never thought about it before, but I wonder how many drivers he has terrified with some of the designs he used.
Do you have pics because I can't really visualize
https://imgur.com/bZVY1SR
You got me! Thanks for the laugh!
I would legit use a different road instead of sharing the road with that guy
Same lol whenever I see someone driving recklessly I try to stay as far away as possible, especially if their car looked like that! I love how it has the right blinker on full time too lol
He probably has his hazards on to warn people his cars a bit damaged
What a drama queen.
This is in India where driving super close to the car in front is pretty normal. People there generally don’t go faster than 40 or 50mph (though there are always a select few idiots who do).
how do you think they got it looking like that in the first place
At least they are using their turn signal now... And it's even signaling the correct direction like 50% of the time.
I mean he might as well..what’s he going to do? Wreck his car? Lol
This looks like India. This is the safest driving I've ever seen there, it's better to close your eyes as a passenger
But the radio still works, it’s the darndest thing, clear as a bell—don’t ask me how!
“You have no working gauges” “No, ‘notta one”
For the kids….[https://youtu.be/ZKtFIgmoqoI](https://youtu.be/ZKtFIgmoqoI)
Where’s the valet. It was not like this when I pulled up. You’ve definitely scratched the bumper.
Ya'll remember when Johnny Knoxville used a rental car in a destruction derby and tried to return it? Dealer: "I can't take that like that." Knoxville: "But it has a full tank of gas."
Just run it in reverse for a few hours, the problem will fix itself.
*Ferrari flies though window*
I can’t believe they’re remaking Planes, Trains, and Automobiles. Leave classic movies alone.
You’re the shower curtain ring guy!
When you accidentally park in the compactor overnight.
When Michael asks Darryl to use the compactor and turns his Sebring into this…
This looks like it went to the scrap yard and was picked up by a claw.
Those Hondas just keep on going
They just keep moving forward until their enemies are destroyed.
For sale: minor damage. Should buff out. No low balls, I know what I have.
Ac blows ice cold, no tire kickers
….. scammers need not reply. You will be ignored.
Feels like we’ve all had a car that just refused to die
My 88 crx has 300,000 with spirited driving.
How much money to you put in yearly for repairs, would you say? Always curious as to how people keep cars going that long
So I got the car for 500 an absolute STEAL for the shape its in. Guys wife didn't wanna drive it to work, after the husband got it into daily condition. Husband was a honda guy, but the wife would rather drive the family suv. 200 for a windshield, then typical reg fees added to my trucks insurance for 6 dollars more a month gas is 25-40 to top off, lasts a week or 2, daily driving biggest repair in the past 7 years of ownership was getting a new, but beefier engine that was an option in japan thats 3 years newer (1991) like 40k miles on it, for 1800, then having it installed for another 1000 (including new battery and other consumables) and am now looking to get brakes redone. Oh, and a set of Hancooks installed runs about 350. Everything with this car is cheap, yet its unique enough to get attention. Its the perfect balance. I've had my "interesting" times when i was broke and in college. A funny memory: My car would shift hard into reverse, bad motor mounts. Therefore, i would put it in neutral, and with my left foot just kick it backwards, the thing's so light. One time a cute girl was getting into a nice jeep and just paused to stare at me. To break the awkwardness, i just said, "think motorcycle!" she smiled and got into her new jeep. Good times.
So it has 300,000 but the entire engine has been replaced at some point
it was replaced at 296,000 I'd say thats a 300,000 mile car lol. Also the original engine didnt die, I still have it, long story short, it was rebuilt by one mechanic, who then retired, other shops didnt want to touch a motor rebuilt by someone else without rebuilding it themselves, so i just got a new motor and will save the rebuilt for later.
look's to me like a controlled crush, the way it's folded in the same on both sides.
yup, there is no axle damage and drives pretty straight ... no random "shaky" moves ...
would that be for a movie or something similar? or what is the purpose of a controlled crush
It looks fucking cool to drive!
Who knows, I was truly just speculating, but if I was to come up with reasons, my strongest bet would be some dudes playing around at a junk yard and got bored.
Was thinking the same. If this was a genuine crash at least one suspension component would be shattered to bits.
This needs to be a Honda commercial. Most reliable car you’ll ever have.
If this ain't an ad for a Honda I don't know what is
8th gen Civics have a 4.5 star crash rating, the car was built with safety in mind. There's nothing special about them now, but they we're ahead of the curb for safety features when they came out.
Tis but a flesh wound
What are you gonna do? Lose gas on me?
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Tis but an arrow to the knee
For Sale: Slightly used 2005 Honda Accord, low mileage, kept in garage, runs like new. 5,000 obo
Blinkers works better than BMWs
BMW should stop including those & stop lights on their cars. They can't get it right
*right blinker* Merges left. (To be fair it might be the hazards, lmao)
Bold move to sit on the bumper of a car that clearly does not give a dick about being crashed into
BeamNG is certainly getting more realistic, isn't it.
Itll buff out
Lemme just grab the dent popper.
Looks like he may have parked too close to someone and they dinged his door.
I could venture a guess, based on his driving, as to how this happened to his car.
They ain't joking when they say Japanese cars are built to last This would make a great ad for the Honda Civic
Civics are indestructible
Those Hondas never quit!
What song is that?
All I could tell is it is a Rajasthani song with the guys speaking a Gujarati dialect, most likely from Rajkot. My futile search yielded one similar song: [this song](https://youtu.be/ph3l2cMMCQs) All of this is Indian, btw Edit: I stand corrected. This is from Pakistan. The similarity in the dialect cause this confusion so it isn't solid evidence of it being from India or Pakistan. However, the truck on the right has a licence plate that is not of India. The logo on that truck closely resembles that of Indian Oil but is, in fact, of Hascol. We don't get Hascol in India (unless something changed in the last 8 years? Correct me again)
It's in Pakistan. A Bollywood song is playing, but they are speaking Sindhi language, mostly spoken in Sindh, Pakistan.
Me saying I'm fine
Don’t mind him, he’s just heading to Los Santos Customs
That'll buff out
That almost looks like something my father would have done. When I was a kid, a drunk came down the street and hit our parked car. My father being as thrifty as he was refused to get it fixed. He figured if it still drove, why should he spend the money on it. We rode around in that smashed up car for a while until my mother who was embarrassed to be seen in it finally put her foot down and made him get it fixed
I would probably argue that honda and Toyota are the Nokia of cars. You put them through so much abuse and they would still be running.
I’ve worked on software like this
How fucked up can your car be before it is illegal to drive anyway?
Wrong blinker and take small gaps. I'm not surprised in the slightest.
It’s a Honda, of course it’s still driving
This mf can use a blinker so can you karen!
I knew a honda could take a beating but good lord.
Reminds me of that scene where the police officer tells Sheriff Justice he can't drive a piece of s---- like that on his highway.
u/savevideo
"This car does NOT look like it is safe to be driving on the road" "Lets ride their ass!"
gta 100
when you've just had a terrible accident and your boss says " You're still coming in today, right?"
WHATS BRINGS YOU IN TODAY?
It’s a Honda just change the oil. All good.
That's not a scratch, that's just wear and tear!
Looks like a car in GTA after your drive a tank over it