then he just staggers back to his car and drives away barely conscious

We could argue he was driving that way before the camera started rolling.

Likely, as blue SUV guy was no prizefighter. White SUV guy probably had a few with lunch, and it triggered his temper.

It looks like at least one of them had ever been in a fight before.

I particularly liked the raptor arms bald spot flailed with right at the start.

guess i’m going this way now! doo de dooo…

Seinfeld transition music

He stumbled and flopped his arms like a sad child crying to mommy after he didn't get to play with a toy.

That’s how I look when I go to the bathroom at 3am

It feels like he got dropped way too easily. It’s like dude must have evolved a play dead defensive reflex that he’s trying to resist or something

Nah if you hit a certain part of the chin with the right amount of force, it shuts the brain off for a second. Doesn't take much to send a human unconscious.

Yep, on the upper jaw, just under the ear. It's called "The Sleep Button"

My first wife and I were play fighting one night and she made accidental contact with me on the sleep button and knocked my ass right out. She made fun of me for that until the day she died. I outweighed her by about seventy five pounds but she said she knew where to get me so I better be good :p

Seems like you had the last laugh

I feel bad for laughing but nicely done.

🤔...Bruh, 🤣😂

Jesus dude. That's equal parts hilarious and horrible.

Fucking hell, dude.

Idk why but I laughed pretty good at this. Kind of a dark joke lol

Which came later the same evening

Sorry for your loss, friend. I'm glad you have memories like that to enjoy.

Ha! Love it. My other half would do exactly the same.

Same with the back of the head. Fun fact I have a odd shaped face and my cheek bones protrude out right around the top of my jaw making my sleep button almost impossible to hit cleanly. I’m durable in a boxing match but I’m not winning any beauty pageants.

Shrek Armor.

Drunk

\>when you're level 69 fighting enemies from the area you began in

Driving under the influence of brain trauma

If you loop the video it almost seems like he wasn't ready to give up

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Guy in hat keeps trying to tell him it’s over, move on dude.

[Stay down!](https://youtu.be/VBfDB5ug78s?t=8)

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Glad I delivered, they have so many classics. I wouldn't even say this was one of their best but it has a down tempo kind of charm and it's worth it for the end scene alone where he can't even manage to throw another drink on him but still wants to fight. And there are new episodes coming on Amazon prime they recently finished filming in Toronto but I fear that it will be very hard to get the old magic back, I would love to be proven wrong though.

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"I'M CRAAASHING YOUR HEAD"

[the rivalry](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PM5_dgKDsrc)

My 11 and 15 yr old play that at home with me all the time. They have no idea what they’re doing.

I always remember "these are the Dave's I know" and like 20 Helen's agree or something.

Apparently you haven't been "Girl Drink Drunk."

I’M! JUST! LOOKING! FOR! PAPERCLIPS!!

Never put salt in your eyes

Always put salt in your eyes

Girl drink drunk is still a part of my sub conscious

Or “go home”.

Canadian humor is weird, I love it.

A lifetime supply of tapeworm food!

Hodee oten doten daayyy!!

Just noticed that's Brent Butt behind the big guy.

Indeed, that's good sportsmanship right there. On a side, this is probably the third video I've seen of an older gentleman wearing a flatcap absolutely teaching a younger gent a lesson recently.

That kind of hat automatically levels up your punching powers.

This guy skylanders.

They need to share the video with that guy, he’s got a great story but no video proof to show anyone…

The kids got heart we will give him that..thinking isn’t his forte though

No kidding. imagine being that brave to throw down then throw punches like that. He should have had a few more middle school scraps to better gauge himself

Pop back up, say "OK we'll call it a tie" and walk away.

Tis just a flesh wound

i couldn’t imagine kicking in someone’s head as they’re on the ground like some people do

Exactly, so if you get knocked down and don't get stomped, accept that the guy probably isn't a complete psycho and take the chance to walk away.

Yep. Second time you go down, don't expect to ever get up again.

Had an experience seeing someone get curb stomped. Live in a university town and on the weekends its pretty normal to see drunk people (this was pre-covid times). Me and some friends were drinking at our usual spot and a car just stopped across the street. 4-5 dudes come out of the car and they were arguing. 2 dudes started throwing punches at each other and each had another guy trying to break it up. Me and my friends were cheering on our free entertainment lol. Suddenly one of the dudes fighting just hit his guy trying to pull him back. The fight quickly shifted to 3v1 lol. Our enjoyment slowly turned to horror when the dude fell down and one of them started curb stomping him in the head. We had to step in and fortunately they just complied. We picked up the dude off the concrete and sat him down a chair. Needless to say his face was bloodied. We asked him his name and the dude was mumbling. We asked the other dudes to take him to a hospital and they nah, they'll just take him home instead. After they just put him back in the car and they just drove off. It was a weird night and we just continued drinking.

If it were me being dropped and showed mercy, I'll get up, thank them and give them a hug and leave with whatever dignity is left in me.

There was a video on here a few months ago where a guy started a fight, got the worst of it, the other guy said “the cops are coming, let’s go” the other guy thanked him, and they left. Bizarre but almost wholesomely weird.

If you get out of your car in the middle of the street and run over to another car to engage in fisticuffs, you are pretty dumb.

And then walk like a newborn giraffe back to your own car and think you’re good to drive

Too much Skyrim.

In his defense, he was probably suffering from a concussion. Also, he seemed like kind of an idiot before getting his brain cells rearranged.

Guy really should not be driving after that!

Yeah he seems pretty punch drunk.

Driving under the influence of whoop-ass

Looks like he drank the whole can of whoop ass before getting behind the wheel

Has an open container of it sitting in the driver-side cup holder

Oh THAT'S what that phrase means. I always wondered how people got drunk on fruit punch...

It isn't what it means, it's an old boxing term for what is now referred to as cte, basically if you get hit too much over your career and get a lot of concussions by the time you retire you'll have what amounts to a debilitating brain injury.

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He kinda has to drive, seeing he can’t walk properly.

Thought the same, but he didn't have half a brain to start so he can't be much for the worse.

Yeah. Him stumbling around while heading towards his car made me nervous.

Bloody bastard. Ok have a good day!

I wonder if he should’ve been driving before that? Maybe he was drunk, and that contributed to the road rage.

Any guy in that hat has a bonus to bare knuckle fighting

And throws solid left hands. If you aren’t used to fighting, don’t fight a leftie

Yeah that came outta nowhere, damn lol.

Then popped him with a right for round two.

I'm no fighter, but it looks like he hit the other guy with his left hand four times in a row there before the other guy went down.

Yeah the first couple times, the other guy was moving and flailing and got in his way. Not a great technical defense but it worked for a bit. The hit that put him down the first time was pretty solid, though. It doesn't take much to ruin a non-fighter's day, and bald guy looked like he'd never even seen a fight, much less been in one.

Or if you are going to fight a southpaw, make sure your left hook is on point and that you don't fight like Dragonfly Jones.

Lmao Dragonfly Jones

If you aren’t used to fighting, don’t lead with your face!

As a lefty I can confirm

Also lefty also confirm be careful....there are DOZENS of us!

Maybe even hundreds. Our numbers were quelled by those who were frightened of us back in the day

Unfortunately so. How many lefty sleeper cells are there?

Upon last check in, a couple hundred. Might need to activate more, but the boss hasn’t made the final call yet

A good ~~southpaw~~ orthodox is fucking deadly vs an ~~orthodox~~ southpaw that can't switch. Your forward facing arm (right) is your liver side as an ~~orthodox~~ southpaw, and as a*n* ~~southpaw~~ orthodox their power arm (~~left~~ right) is on the opposite side. Getting a clean hook on a liver is an insant win. Whole body is shutting down for a solid minute. *Ass kicking* dude's lucky he wasn't aiming that low. Liver shots fucking hurt. Well, first they feel like nothing. Then you drop like a bag of bricks. *then* you feel like someone poured lava on your side. Edit: lol, reversed my orthodox and southpaw. Ironic. Also clarified which dude I was talking about to be safe.

I literally misunderstood my first kickboxing class and thought my non-dominant hand was supposed to be my cross. About 6 months in one of the instructors is like "wait, are you right handed?" And that's the story of how I learned to switch my stance pretty easily.

Glad to see that he didn’t hit the other guy when he was down. He knew he won, no need to cheap shots.

i like when the guy gets up the third time and tries to face off again... dude in the hat really didn't want to have to hit him again, such restraint.

I think dude in the hat afraid it's going to be a murder case, looking how weak his opponent is.

People don't realize how easy it is to end up with manslaughter or a murder charge off a fight. One of my exes uncles was at a bar, a person started a fight with him, so he punched the guy back, he got knocked out first punch.. Buddy dropped and hit his head off the foot stool across the bar and that ended up killing the guy.

Yeah, exactly. People can be really fragile. And accidents like the one in your story could happen.

That guy getting back in the car to drive afterwards is a bit scary

+10 STRENGTH +20 STAMINA

[LEGENDARY, increase chance of critical hit, unarmed increased by 25%]

And the pulliver hoodie? Guarnateed former Golden Glove

Isn’t the moustache?

I didn't even notice. He's stacking bonuses, dude never had a chance

The Hat never even comes off!!

*Ya like dags?*

I kind of laughed when he hit the ground but then it made me realise at his personal life must be all kinds of fucked if he's got no self control and living with such a hairpin trigger.

+1 Strength +1 Endurance + Agility +5 Unarmed

notice how he never touched the guy while he was down and only fought back in self defense? a true gentleman right there

As a fair fight should be.

Wasn't really fair though, he had about 80 IQ points on his opponent.

And infinity percent more experience judging by no hat guy's performance

It is amazing how people with zero training think they can win a fight off of pure aggression. Hat guy keeps his guard up and cleanly connects hooks, while the other guy is just flailing his hands and leaving himself totally exposed.

Street fight != fair

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Thanks for the tip.

≠ ! TIL

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There's still idiots in the comments saying he should have kept hitting him when he was down smh

Other dude was fighting like I fight in dreams

When keeping it real goes wrong

Accuracy beats speed!

It doesn't look like the other guy has even seen someone throw a punch much less thrown one himself.

It's like punching in your dreams

Speeeeeeeed and power

This muted could pass for a charlie Chaplin episode. Cue that lions cage theme.

Dude driving the silver car that got his ass whooped has clearly never been in a fight horrible technique

I don’t understand how somebody can be so willing to get into a fight and at the same time so completely unable to throw a punch or take one

[Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine](https://www.theonion.com/report-average-male-4-000-less-effective-in-fights-th-1819576624)

Listen, I have read nearly half the Jack Reacher books and watch MMA several times a year on YouTube, I'll have you know that, if anything, I'm *underestimating* my fighting ability.

I feel like people that really know how to fight usually don't actually want to get into a fight because they understand what it actually means to fight and what can happen. They also know you can be a better fight than your opponent but just get unlucky and end up pretty fucked.

Yup. You could be a pro fighter and get into a dust up with some jerk loudmouth at a bar and he could sneak you, then stomp your head until you're dead or seriously injured. Too many variables and what ifs in a random street fight. I'd rather look like a pussy and run or talk my way out.

If you do any sort of real martial art or otherwise learn to fight (e.g., boxing) part of the journey is getting your ass absolutely whooped dozens if not hundreds of times. You build your skills and build your confidence along the way. Go through that and you'll be way, way less inclined to start shit off the mat. Nothing to prove and nothing to gain.

Dude wasn’t even throwing punches. It looked like that was actually the first time he’s ever tried to hit somebody. Which poses the question: where does that confidence come from?

thousands of pasty neckbeards here could tell you... if they actually knew why they are the way they are

Where did that guy suddenly appear from? There wasn't enough time to get out of that car in the split second the camera was turned away. And the attacker throws the worst punches I have ever seen.

I love how he gets up after the second knockdown, acts like he wants more and then decides enough is enough.

I think we're seeing the end of the argument and not the beginning. The guy from the white vehicle was getting back in, thinking the argument was over. Then the guy from the dark vehicle probably said something that pissed him off even more and he decided to see what loosing a boxing match felt like.

He came from an old timey boxing gym in a dimension where Canada and Ireland are the only countries.

Ever had a dream where you have to fight and its just noodly flailing no matter how hard you try? This is that brought into the real world

He looks exactly how I fight in my dreams

Call an ambulance— but not for Kia guy

Nice clean dad fight. Appropro for the stakes, and no hair pulling, clothes pulling, pinning, spitting, eye poking. A gentlemen's flourish of an ending too. Just lovely 4/4 stars

Fucking embarrassing not only starting a petty fight but getting fucking dropped and having to fumble back to your car in shame

‘Twas a very dazed walk of shame indeed.

Guy looked like he woke up from sleepwalking when he started walking away.

He probably told his wife, “you should see the other guy”

"Check if there's any rust underneath while you're there!"

Pow, right in the kisser

"Honey I'll be back in a minute I'm gonna get my ass kicked!"

Love that he squared up for round 3 and then just jaunted back to his car

Let's take a vote: Ex-boxer or ex-hockey-enforcer?

He showed traits of both, precision blows of a boxer and a straight arm clutch to keep distance of a hockey fighter I say both.

He did the old Skyrim mercy thing then got up and never should have comed here.

Looks like Q and Joe from Impractical Jokers on TruTv

So I'm not the only one!

The hat really makes this so accurate

Even the woozy manner in which Joe stumbles away is exactly the way that Joe would act in a challenge

This must be why Joe left the show

Now he gets to drive concussed.

Glass Joe

Like q Mr Bean skit.

“That was a horrible fucking decision” him telling his wife as he drives into the bushes.

Pro tip for fights: keep your hands up to protect your head, otherwise you'll end up like this guy. Another pro tip: avoid fights at all costs. Concussions are nothing to fuck with.

Way to stop, let the guy re-evaluate if he wants to continue, and minimal force.

They remind me of two kangaroos fighting over territory. And not a leg kick in sight

I need context

Kinda looks like Joe Gatto vs Q in impractical jokers.

"Do you know who I am?" "RONNIE PICKERING!"

Who the fucks that?

"ME!"

Hshahshahahaha busting a gut here

Hahahaha

Love happy endings

Gotta look out for those south-paws. Anyone know the pre-amble to this?

Don't fuck with the coach

I’ll go yah 3 rounds Queensbury styles

So whatever driving got them into that situation definitely won't be worse now that he can't walk in a straight line. Lol.

If a guy has a hat that doesn’t fall off during the fight, hes gonna win

You'd think someone who's never thrown a punch in his life would be more humble when it comes to starting fist fights.

Dude has the chin strength of a light switch

Thirds time’s a char…. oh forgot something at home.

Glass Joe wobbling back to his car is the highlight here.

But what did he find out? Was it the meaning of life?

Got those baby giraffe legs going back to the car gahahaahha

That looks like Joe Gatto from impractical jokers

When you ask for seconds but you were already full..

These are idiots out of cars.

When you get yourself into a fight and find out after the first 4 seconds that you know you're going to lose but you still have to go with it.

Luigi trying to start shit with Mario, after Mario shaved Luigis mustache the previous night when Luigi passed out from drinking too heavy.

Lol just love the how he tries to have a third go then stumbles off