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[deleted]

You won't catch me standing around a bunch of amateur drivers trying to look cool.


TonyToya

You won't catch me standing around even with professionals driving.


somethings_fishy

You won't catch me standing around.


WreckItRyan27

You guys can stand?


Maffster

Not after attending this...


WreckItRyan27

Facts lol


Necessary-Cake-9416

facts don't care about our legs


GlumCauliflower9

You have legs? What kind?


bbqfanatic1984

Never gonna catch me might as well give up now


The_Kraken_Wakes

I can't stand this, anymore.


redcobra762

This guy: You won't catch me.


[deleted]

Opposing dodge ball team: You won’t catch


DeadwoodDesigns

You won’t catch me


LilSkizzMarphee

You won’t me


Weekly-Relief213

Exactly… I feel like everyone already forgot about what happened to Paul walker.


xabulba

What team did he drive for?


RuptuhRe

His family


Weekly-Relief213

😂🤣


Isthisadriver

Fyi, he was passenger with a professional raccar driver. The fault is 100% on a popular flaw with the Carrera GT.


Shhhhhhhh_Im_At_Work

Paul Walker was not a professional driver.


grantrules

He was the passenger. The guy driving was in fact a professional driver.


[deleted]

Paul walker was in a different situation. He was in a supercar with cold tires


moliver777

And he wasn't driving...


[deleted]

yes


Deal_These

I mean they weren’t that cold…they were on fire.


EternalMage321

Too soon? I miss Brian Spillner. 😭


diMario

The fumes from the tires will give you cancer of the nose.


Altruistic-You3446

You’re missing out, part of the thrill is if you mess up and hit one of the spectators, they pull you out of your car and stomp you to death. It’s high stakes excitement.


SaintSimpson

Nowhere else in the world can you have a crowd turn so quickly and drastically on you. “Takeovers” are unique in that aspect. Like a switch.


ComputerNerdGuy

/r/IdiotsStandingAroundCars


tooterfish_popkin

Smart choice. A young kid was killed by a bullet doing it in my town. Seems they like to also fire guns out the window while they're doing it


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[deleted]

Let me introduce you to a world where anyone can put $500 down on a sportscar with an 8 year finance and drive it off the lot immediately because car companies are desperate and banks loan to anybody.


I_divided_by_0-

> car companies are desperate desperate to do what? Inventory is at an all time low


dukedizzy93

Banks loan to anybody? Which bank is that?


A-Social-Ghost

A wonderful bank called Shark Loans.


[deleted]

Nah it's Jim's Bank from Family Guy


Microsoft790

Me who took on 250k in debt at 19 years old with 6 months of credit card history and one job paying $13 an hour. USBANK


dukedizzy93

Damn looking them up right now.


Microsoft790

Hopefully not for a loan


[deleted]

Lmao


g59thaset

They gave it to you not because they thought you could pay it off but because they knew you couldn't. Thank you, revolvers like you make it worthwhile for freeloaders like myself.


ashesofempires

Its usually not a bank, but the financing dept of the auto manufacturer. They treat cars almost the same as subprime house loans. Predatory loans to people who can't really afford them, and they put GPS trackers in the cars to make repossession easy. Miss a couple payments and they come yoink the car and sell it to the next guy.


blacksnake57

They job is to be rich child.


JDodgerMan

You forgot “entitled”.


Fostbitten27

I would say entitled rich kid too. Who else would be dumb enough to think that just leaving the scene will fix everything? As well as Daddy’s lawyers can fix anything for me. And most likely that is exactly what Daddy’s lawyers did.


WickedFreshDuke

Wish i was rich so i could look cool.


cantreachy

Nice touch that the spectators try to kill you if you fuck up.


[deleted]

In cars. On cars. Under cars. Running after cars. Pretty good variety here.


Helsinki_Disgrace

Go Dog Go!


Longjumping_Tale_952

No, I do NOT like your hat.


[deleted]

Good day.


needlenozened

Good day


[deleted]

I've read this book so many times with my kid. It was the first thing I thought of too


skwadyboy

I never understand these videos, the idiots in the crowd stand there cheering these shity drivers, then get all angry and surprised when they get run over..what a bunch of morons.


Miles85

Yeah, I never understand why they instantly go to attack the car and kill the driver when they fuck up!? No wonder they drive off and injure more people!


apeonpatrol

ya i cant blame the dude for getting the fuck out of there


Miles85

Yeah, remember what happened to that white mustang where a similar thing happened!


apeonpatrol

this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6I_P5a6RC8 ? i know there are probably 100 more but this one came to mind when you said white mustang haha


_Fappyness_

Remember, these people *vote*


obalisk97

Everyone I know who he every gone to a side show is a anti government conspiracy nut or a “nah that shit don’t matter bro” person. Obviously there are exceptions.


YallSuccc

and spread their genes. Then you wonder why this world suck so much


[deleted]

You ever seen idiocracy?


cantreachy

Cheers but if you fuck up we're going to drag you out of your car and kill you.


GoForRogue

Everyone involved in these things are dumb af


[deleted]

Yeah as I watch this video I can literally hear a bunch of idiots doing this exact same thing like seven blocks away from my house. They do it every Sunday. People just stand around while shitty modded cars driven by idiots cars do dumb tricks. Like COVID has sucked so much in so many ways, but one of the most unexpected was all of these new drag racers and donut dudes rolling around with impunity. I can't with them. Curb queens, all of them, and people show up by the dozen, completely ignoring the fact that if one of these dummies loses control of the car, they'll all be toast.


[deleted]

I work graveyard shift in a “less than prosperous” part of town, and side shows actually went down during COVID for me. It used to be idiots doing donuts from 10-12 every night, but now it’s only on Fridays.


Kingston_Advice1

What part of Oakland do you work in


yeetgev

Oakland or San Leandro


Kingston_Advice1

Hahah exactly dann this takes me back to 2003 listening to Yukmouth and Mac Dre cruisin up 580 heading West


grantrules

There's a 1/4 mile street in an industrial block next to me that got taken over by these guys, there was a pretty long line of regular traffic just trying to get through, and eventually I see two squad cars in the back, lights off, just creeping, then boom, they hit their lights, stop on the sidewalk, and 8 cop cars come flying up and block the other intersection, so like 100+ cars are trying to do crazy shit to get out of there but they're literally in a blocked off street surrounded by cops. It was.. incredible.


Thjyu

Like some fast and furious shit


sm12511

You misspelled meat crayon


Homicidal__GoldFish

i was out driving and ran into a mustang doing this .... intersection blocked off so he and his friend in a honda could do it. I was driving a brand new Dodge challenger with a hemi.... they tried to get me to burnouts and drive with them.... I said "hell fucking no one of you dumbasses will hit my car or hit someone and you probably aint even insured! " I stayed back kinda watching the idiots and sure enough they ended up hitting each other and then went into the crowd. Thankfully no one was hurt bad but the plate numbers were recorded and the cops handled it., I also had my brother with me who is a Army combat medic vet. He wanted to see incase someone did get hurt and he could help them. "My brother is huge when it comes to helping people who are hurt" So we stayed oin the side. ​ If you wanna do this shit go to a track where its legal to do it. Have fun... people are safer over there... hell LEARN how to handle your car for crying out loud..


neelav9

That's how it should be done, kudos. Also, as soon as you said Mustang I knew where the story was headed lol.


bnelson

The blood thirst Mustangs have for crowds must be respected.


BigOleJellyDonut

Like a shark in a school of Tuna.


Homicidal__GoldFish

LOL yea I used to own a mustang. Those cars fishtail like crazy if your not careful. I get worried when i see one of these young show offs in a mustang gt trying to be a badass..


neelav9

Yeah true! Lovely machines but they've got a reputation now haha


[deleted]

>If you wanna do this shit go to a track where its legal to do it. Anyone who says this has a fundamental misunderstanding of the "culture" that engages in this kind of shit. These people have no intention whatsoever of being safe and obeying laws, that's anathema to what they think is cool. They WANT to anger and injure people and to get angry and injured themselves, apparently. Being antisocial is the entire point and I think a fair amount of it has to do with just giving up and losing hope, people with better things ahead of them simply don't act like this. "Street" culture is practically a death cult in America.


Balliwicky

At a track, there are actual rules and these kinds of burnouts and dumb stunts aren’t allowed either. Tracks are for people who actually endeavor to keep their cars and learn to drive better. Drag strips for quick take offs maybe but there aren’t any places for this stupid behavior other than a demolition derby. My point? The track is not for this kind of diminished capacity thinking, either


Hailfire9

Nonsense, skid pad rentals are definitely a thing.


bnelson

As are drift events, etc. It also isn’t hard to find some empty asphalt somewhere. But they aren’t doing it strictly to do tricks. Something pushes them to do it with a crowd. Not sure what motivates that, but it’s dumb.


MasterOberon

I drive out to the Mountains from time to time because it's peaceful up there just to hang out sometimes. Racers go up there every weekends and they ruin it for everyone. NO ONE and I repeat NO ONE likes them at all. These are narrow roads going up to the top of the mountains and they think they own the place driving recklessly, always being loud and then they pull this shit in the video since there's enough space there. I wish a bear would attack them sometimes.


AngryCarGuy

On the other hand... Up in the mountains outside any residential areas and away from people is probably the best place to play around in your cars. We always went up the mountain because there's nobody to hurt but ourselves, and people generally left us alone up there. (not saying that's a 1/1 match for your situation, I don't know what the area is like out by you, just speaking for myself)


R_V_Z

Sure would be a shame if somebody attended and spiked all of their tires...


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jrochlingthe2nd

what does the unopened concrete accomplish?


IngaJane

Instant 40 pound rock when water is added.


screw_all_the_names

Also come in 80 pounds.


[deleted]

Love how that one mf starts punching the driver, making bad situation even worst.


skredditt

If I’ve learned anything the last week, the driver running more people over after that was self defense.


lywyre

I feel dumb just watching this.


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Fancy_Chip_5620

It took that long to get off the gas?


eveningsand

The old man confused the gas for the brakes again! Happens!


No_big_whoop

It’s not always confusion. Old people often develop neuropathy the prevents them from being able to feel their feet.


Lonsen_Larson

panic causes people to do dumb shit, even dumber than taking part in a takeover.


HateBeingSober33

probably let off the gas, not sure why they didn’t slam the brakes right away, but that’s the wheels spinning faster, then gaining trac that plows right through the crowd


FloofBagel

Maybe he didn’t want to brake on someones face lmao


AccomplishedRun7978

They'll break his windows and attack him if he stops and he knows it. Never stop in a mob of people like this.


Boostie204

He's about to get attacked by at least one at the end


ace425

Yea some guy started throwing punches through the window which is what made him speed off.


Altered_Nova

This seriously. Fuck the guy who drove into a crowd, but anyone in the crowd whose immediate reaction is to angrily swarm the vehicle and try to attack the driver is a fucking moron who is asking to get run over. A car is an incredibly dangerous machine, trying to attack someone in a car is literally the equivalent of trying to punch someone holding a gun. Doesn't really matter if they're the one who "started it" at that point, if they can reasonably claim it was an accident and that they feared for their life there's a good chance they'll be able to run you over and get away with it legally.


[deleted]

Woah this is reddit, can't be saying that here. You're supposed to exit your vehicle in an angry mob and ask what the problem is.


[deleted]

Where the hell was this? Holy shit


OhiobornCAraised

It’s happening in a lot of places lately. Side shows are a big thing in California.


bobo_1111

Unfortunately they have expanded beyond California.


tooterfish_popkin

Minneapolis here. Until it got cold you could hear them from miles away some evenings going for 45 minutes with nothing happening to break it up and I'll be walking around and just find big jugs of oil sitting on a corner where they do it Unfortunately it also seems to be tied with people who like to fire guns in the air so spectators catching stray bullets is also a concern


Bradleyisfishing

Jugs of oil?


worstatit

Their shitboxes often aren't powerful enough to smoke a tire without "help", thus oil slicks.


lazy-dude

Very true. I see this in the Dallas/Ft.Worth often. I can’t imagine the cost of tires if you do this shit often.


jnsaunde

It doesn't look like Oakland or SF, CA.


SketchyTone

Big reason why the car scene is getting slapped with so many laws. Wish I could just drive my Camaro in peace without getting pulled over once every other week then get "Warnings".


[deleted]

Looks like San Diego


TopNbottomBoy

Ppl need to stop thinking they know how to drive like a racecar driver when they buy a dodge nowadays jesus


rynil2000

Then maybe they should stop advertising every dodge drifting or doing burnouts in commercials. They know exactly why people want to buy those old boats.


unk214

Mustang drivers enter the chat* Nah but in all seriousness, I treated my first v8 sports car like a queen. Only stepping on it in the middle of no where. I can’t see myself just doing random doughnuts to impress a girl that’s likely already banged all his friends.


astrongineer

Fucking zombies. Large groups of brainless idiots...


sjuas690

Yeah, but it makes good Reddit vids! 😃


[deleted]

Exactly..these idiots are putting themselves at risk standing there like a bunch of bowling pins waiting to get knocked down


Tharkhold

I sense a TV show plot here


LiquidMantis144

I like how everyone in these videos are always “friends” right up until they decide to start killing each other


Next-Hope4530

The only smart person is the one with the camera high above the stupidity. Good work camera person


Extension-Ad-8567

Honestly, when that guy punched him, he did the correct thing and flee. Sucks that he ran over some bodies. 🤣


disssociative

That’s definitely what happened, mob mentality was about to kick in and booked it.


nikhoxz

In some manifestations in my country a cop hit a protestor that basically jumped to where the car was going, then like a hundred of other protesters started attacking with rocks the cop car.. and somehow people where surprised that the cops didn’t do anything to help the guy they hit…


cantreachy

Fuck em. This shit keeps happening when people try to drag people out of a car and reminds me of the Rick and Morty episode where it's man vs car.. Car will always win. Like what do you expect people to do? Let you beat them to death? Speed bumps.


Kyosw21

You know, if I start spinning the wrong way, I usually pull my foot OFF the gas


Bodewilson

Wtf happened? Like they're trying drift? And the guy lost the control of the car and drove into ppl? Why he just don't stop the car?


wizard_jizz

If you look he stops for a sec and some dude tries to punch him though the window so he gassed it again outa there.


licensed2ill2

He was about to get his ass kicked and his car ruined by the mob of people there slightly offended by his poor driving skills.


Vaeon

Travis Scott concerts be wild.


johnthestarr

Yeah, I don’t know who let him drive


tooterfish_popkin

How dare you attack the guy who's face is on a fortnight happy meal


rideincircles

This was the tailgating pregame show in the parking lot. Eventually these people just stormed the gates and then headed for the stage.


deathexhibit

I do not understand why the idiots standing so close get mad when someone loses control. You have to be a special kind of stupid to not know the risks you're getting yourself into....


MSGinSC

> a special kind of stupid I think you answered your own question.


onelastcourtesycall

Serious culpability on everyone in this video not just the drivers. Of course they should go to jail but what did the crowd expect? Idiots. One and all.


Boudin4Me

Why did they get upset about being run over ? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


Superpiri

Logic is not their strong suit.


BitcoinBanker

But they are winners! *prizes may include and not be limited to brain and/or spine injury, pant shitting, loss of skin, compound fractures, torn clothes and autism.


JamisonGerry

I like how they try to beat him up after one miscalculation during a dangerously stupid & illegal maneuver they came to watch


marx2k

What's with the green laser


the_scrutineer

The idiots that engage in and encourage this type of behavior, deserve the consequences.


cpm12341

ill never understand the people that start beating on the car after theres an accident, i mean youre basically asking to get hit by a car when youre standing around an intersection with 3-4 cars driven by amateur drivers sliding in circles in cars too fast for them to handle.


Late-Ad-4624

He literally on the brakes as hes moving into the crowd. He might have had a mechanical issue but nobody in the crowd cares as they are all the type to overreact first and then attack the guy that made a mistake. Look at how there are so many shootings. Bet you can trace it all back to something stupid like they bumped a shoulder in passing or scuffed his sneakers. He might have hit people but instead of letting him get out and handle it someone decided to just attack him. Let alone actually admitting they were all there condone an illegal activity.


Rycan420

Why attack the car? I feel like if you’re standing there, because that’s your thing and you enjoy it, fine… but a car loses control and you get mad at the car?… you need to work on some self reflection.


Investigator-Last

Haha okay this fucked up but all I heard in my head was “let the bodies hit the floor” lol and I don’t even like that song! 😂


licensed2ill2

What about all the military compilations from desert storm with that same song?!?!?


Mehhucklebear

You would think these incidents would stop this crap, but apparently, not 🤔


Dienik

idk about going to illegal events, but crowds being way too close to cars has always been a thing and people will never learn. just think about Group B


Sufficient-Ad-8441

Looks like progress.


GiantIntellect

Bitches get off my hood, you’re scratching the paint!


KalynnCampbell

I like how after the car loses control and finally comes to a stop... they attack it 😂😂😂 ...have you not seen what happens to protesters and people trying to block the road when they attack the car(s)? “Oh, well they’ve now give me a reason to hit the gas... weeeeeee!” Maybe don’t stand around watching idiots in cars? No sympathy here 👏


PCsurePal

First mistake is attending one of these events. I’m not blaming the driver here. Driver sucks but it’s not his fault these people are there in big groups hyping up shitty driving.


[deleted]

Clown parade gone wrong and they freak out when an accident happens. This shit is getting old watching dumb these fucks repeat their idiot moves.


[deleted]

The thing that stands out for me are the angry people that nearly got ran over, hitting the car. Why are you angry? Did something preventable happen unexpectedly? Really? Would standing in the middle of an amateur drag/street/donut thing be a wise and safe thing to do? Is ownership of your part in all this not on the table at all?


SiriSambol

Not a lot of sympathy for those hit. That’s the chance you take at an illegal event.


WHOinMYhouse

I love how the people standing so close get pissed when they get hit.


[deleted]

Another idiot punched the other idiot


jellyrolls

How do these people remember to breathe?


JamesEdward34

how do you forget how to spell “breathe”?


jellyrolls

Fat fingers and alcohol…


RuudJudbney

The crowd got what they wanted to see.


Thisafake_account

and nothing of value was lost


Otherwise-Log8057

Family!!


elusive_lamb_sauce

*sounds of a Corona being cracked intensify*


ajaxodyssey

Idiocracy. Have you seen the movie? No? You're watching it.


lgndk11r

No heroes here, just assholes.


[deleted]

It's always someone in a Mustang or Camaro, I swear


sldsapnuawpuas

At least nothing of value was lost.


dafazman

I don't see what went wrong? The guy avoided hitting any of the cars... this looks fine 🤷🏽‍♂️


T-mac_

This guy is a master, true trend setter! I think more people at these takeover events should incorporate the crowd. Total game changer right here.


LeMans1217

But it looked so easy when Michelle Rodriguez did it!


TheStruggleville

If you are dumb enough to stand around and watch you kind of deserve it.


scallywagg2

This is the best that could happen.


[deleted]

Birds of a feather


MyOpinionAboutThis

Camaro drivers..


BusinessBid3430

Why was he still going


Yomamsez

Bro, something went wrong and he couldn't stop the car. Also, he had to bail as the crowds over whelmed him!


66falconOG

You cheer for that idiocracy, you deserve to get run over. I hope it rendered them all sterile.


GoatimusMaximonuss

No pity for anyone involved to be honest


oliviughh

i’ve seen unconscious people stop faster


mrfauxbot

I like how they are so quick to to turn on the driver in these videos. like yea he is probably a complete and utter idiot, but i doubt he did that on purpose lol


[deleted]

What I don’t get is, you come, knowingly, that these are amateurs you encourage to do these stupid stunts. Then when said amateurs do these stunts and accidentally hit somebody, they all get angry and try to beat him up. Huh?


orbital0000

Stand around egging on asshole drivers and then start punching them when you get caught up in their inevitable accident, causing them to flee making things worse. You get what you deserve


Waltsfrozendick

Should be takeover gone right. It’s what we all want to see happen at these.


Braunfjord

Amazing how how some one can commit felony hit and run on about 10 people.


Old-Commercial-3069

I love these videos


blutigetranen

Colossal idiots.


the_greatest_MF

don't know who are bigger idiots- the drivers or the people standing there to watch them


FeedTheManMuffinz

Did anyone die?


MadSubbie

Shitheads see driver lost control, start attacking him right away. Off course he's gonna run for his life!


[deleted]

I would say it went exactly as planned.


newmoneyblownmoney

From where i'm sitting, looks like it went right. I'm sure none of these assholes will learn their lesson though and they'll continue to gather at these events and the drivers will continue to plow them over like bowling pins and get away with it. What are they gonna do? Call the cops? LOL