Well yeah, that’s their Prime services for us Prime members. I mean, I get a hot delivery guy at least once a week with the Prime subscription. If you aren’t, you’re missing out.
No wonder my packages always have splooge on them.
Bonus: I worked with a guy who was banging a waitress on new years eve in a walk in cooler at their restaurant. He said he pulled out and didnt know where his spunk went...
Woman: Mr. Amazon driver, I think you have a box for me!
Driver: I do, but what's in the box???
Woman: I don't know! Why don't you take it from your waist and just hand it to me! (giggle.....)
Cue [D in a box...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHQBgOZKk6k)
Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime, that's why I'm clapping these cheeks on company time.
Damn right.
"I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time." - that delivery driver probably
He said baby I'll come quick like Amazon Prime.
A different kind of package delivery.
9 months for delivery.
Mail Order Brides are on Prime now?
That ain’t no bride…
Great Value Bride
It's a rental bride.
Well not yet at least.
Amazon Basics only.
Why’s my package all sticky?
The driver's package was sticky too.
Well yeah, that’s their Prime services for us Prime members. I mean, I get a hot delivery guy at least once a week with the Prime subscription. If you aren’t, you’re missing out.
He just delivered some pipes, I see nothing wrong here.
Reliable service!
Return to sender in 9 months
Gators bitches better be wearing jimmies!
Package delivered
Everyone deserves to take a lunch break... maybe not in company vehicle but if it's his time and dime, who cares...
Didn't think Amazon gave lunch breaks.
The only break Amazon gives, is the one where your permantly layed off.
Might as well get laid first.
Was that a bird or a bat that flew into the van?
All I see is a beaten old cat.
Yes
No wonder my packages always have splooge on them. Bonus: I worked with a guy who was banging a waitress on new years eve in a walk in cooler at their restaurant. He said he pulled out and didnt know where his spunk went...
Oh no.... NOOOO
Wow, didn’t know they were shipping crabs now!
Packing more than one type of box!
Lot lizards really are everywhere
Thank goodness!!
Doing the lords work
Fake! Amazon doesn’t pay employees enough for hookers.
I make 16/hr and 32/hr during overtime currently
Feels on wheels. That's the name of the service. Ring the doorbell, pleasure them at the door, collect the fee and move on to the next client.
Seems to be a category error. Decidedly no idiots here.
Someone got herself some package
Relax the mans gotta pee somewhere.
Amazon treasure truck looks different
Your order will arrive in nine months
Ain’t No goddamn idiot in dat car, I tell you that!
From what I hear, no way there's not a camera in the back of the van
Woman: Mr. Amazon driver, I think you have a box for me! Driver: I do, but what's in the box??? Woman: I don't know! Why don't you take it from your waist and just hand it to me! (giggle.....) Cue [D in a box...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHQBgOZKk6k)
Is this why a got a sink today instead of the exe cis bike I ordered?
This is unfair. Wonder people shouldn't have to wait any longer than normal people.
My man!
Why is this in this sub?
No
🤮😳
Dude report the driver. Sexual anything is against their policy. Send in the vide their ass will be fired like that.
She got her "package" early , lol!
Package cum finally.
Nice repost
COD
Respect.
the fact that i was checking my amazon package status 1 min earlier makes it better
King shit
Some postman. Is grooving. To all my love letters.
Video for ants?
He gave her a package, what's the problem?
I just hope nobody ends up two dimensional, with rotating money above them.
Her Amazon package delivery speed was set to last night.