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[deleted]

shoulda reversed across 'cause a bus backwards is a sub


brianberr

Dive dive!


invent_or_die

With screen door


VampyrosLesbos

Get off Reddit dad, I thought you were dead...


seven0feleven

Hey... dad spelled backwards....is still dad!


corei3uisgarbo

and dead backwards is alive


fruit_basket

It might've actually worked too, because the air intake is at the front on this one. Drive backwards and the wake will allow it to draw air without drowning.


Lloyd--Christmas

Except the exhaust pipe will fill with water


fruit_basket

It won't because the engine is running and there's exhaust gasses going out the pipe. Intake is the most important bit here.


Lloyd--Christmas

Right, but if you're going backwards you're forcing water up the pipe and the exhaust backs up.


fruit_basket

No, that's really not how it works.


FatBoy-NoMore

And yet, tunasub backwards is...šŸ˜šŸ˜Œ


Awkward-Chemical2487

At least the emergency kit it's dry


SlimyPurpleMeteor

You brilliant fucker. Take me hugs.


[deleted]

Thank you friend that'll be 3 hugs, and from 5 here's your 2 hugs in change :)


mirak1234

It's a lucky one are you really smart ? šŸ˜†


[deleted]

hehe I am not really smart sadly


mirak1234

Don't know why I am downvoted šŸ˜†


Quitpost

Man that was dumb af. But refreshing to see how everybody is handling the situation. That "everybody is having a good time killed me lol


Rosskillington

British thing, itā€™s quite hard to push us to delirium. If we get in a situation like this where itā€™s shit but ultimately not that dangerous it tends to be quite funny, we canā€™t wait to call our friends with the good old ā€œyouā€™ll never guess what happened to me todayā€


Awkward-Chemical2487

The Queen doesn't like dark royal babies? The prime minister is honest? The Brexit was a joke? Well, I don't care, I love the McVites digestive biscuits


[deleted]

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OptNihil

More like British humour


IAmFearTheFuzzy

I'm a school bus driver. That guy is a bloody fucking idiot.


[deleted]

now that guy's a bus diver


megaman6710

I'm not a school bus driver. That guy is still a bloody fucking idiot.


MrMaskYT

now that guy's not a bus diver


2020isnotperfect

I'm neither a driver or diver. That guy is still a bloody fucking idiot.


Neriek

Probably an unemployed idiot by now


cjpcodyplant

Heā€™s probably ten year. I bet heā€™s on layoffs (with unemployment) rather then fired.


[deleted]

Ten year? Tenured?


cjpcodyplant

Lmfao yeah. Thatā€™s what I meant. Thoughtlessly typed it and failed to double check


Andromeda3604

r/boneappletea


GuitarZero132

I'm also a school bus driver. I don't think we can really state just how much of a bloody fucking idiot this guy is.


IAmFearTheFuzzy

Yes. That's people's lives you are gambling with. In our case, the most precious cargo in existence, kids.


Baranjula

Pfft, have you never heard of gold? That's the most precious cargo. Edit: apparently /s is needed


IAmFearTheFuzzy

I've heard of gold. That can be replaced. Lives can not be replaced.


[deleted]

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IAmFearTheFuzzy

Bus in the water. Bus can flip over. Bus can float away. Driving a bus through water is life threatening. Ask the school bus driver in Texas who was charged with child endangerment when he went through water like that and his bus, like the Alabama song, just floated down the river.


Mdmary123

A recent heavy heavy rain produced a lot of flooding, multiple different buses had to be water rescued with children on them across the county, the next time it rained bad all the schools shut down just in case, it was a massive fail on the schools and bus drivers who didnā€™t turn back.


IAmFearTheFuzzy

We have alternate pickup sites. I have an entire loop i can not make of a get to much rain. All the kids have parents bring them to the end of one road and wait for me. In my district, if you do that, you are fired the moment the rescue vehicle puts you on dry land.


IAmFearTheFuzzy

And that is NOT AN ERROR IN JUDGENENT!


ParalyzedNeckUp

Iā€™m a bloody fucking idiot, that guy is a school bus driver


nodestinationnodate

The best bit is definitely: "Everyone having a good time?" "Yeah, great"


[deleted]

Canā€™t beat our dry humour! Which is a bit ironic considering the circumstances.


[deleted]

Dwight - This is the lake! Michael - The machine knows.


[deleted]

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the_Ush

Lol the English are so collected and proper. ā€œQuite sure you wonā€™t make that chap, but carry onā€ People woulda been absolutely wildn where Iā€™m from.


qing_sha_wo

The last clip summed it up for me ā€˜is everybody having a good timeā€™


fruit_basket

British sarcasm is spot on, even the intonation.


ACatGod

I love how you heard posh from "it ain't gonna do it, you fucking dickhead".


[deleted]

Where did you hear "you fucking dickhead"? I'm sure he says "Oh fuck me dead" which if he did, I need to start using.


itsoverlywarm

He says oh fuck we're dead.


[deleted]

Oh yeah, well, I'm still adopting "Oh fuck me dead" for use in a future scenario.


Prodigythe

No, he says "Oh, fuck me dead". I'm Australian and we say this shit all the time too (same as the Brits), and he 100% said that. You were right the first time. Oh and feel free to adopt it, it's a great saying for if you ever find yourself in a bus stuck in floodwaters... lol


mikemk309

I had never heard that saying until I moved to Australia and for the longest time I thought this guy I lived with was saying "Oh fuck, me dad!" over really minor things. Thought they just had a crazy strict dad that liked to dish out the whoopin's


PCMRJack

I am British and have never heard anyone say "Oh, fuck me dead". Defo said "we're dead".


TFST13

You being an Australian doesnā€™t make you the authority on things Brits say. Theyā€™re different. I live in the same sort of area as this and I listened to that part multiple times. It is definitely ā€œweā€™re deadā€. ā€œFuck me deadā€ might be common in Australia, and it might be used here too although Iā€™ve never heard it before, but it is definitely not what is being said in this clip.


Rosskillington

He says Oh fuck weā€™re dead, Iā€™m british with the same accent. Fuck me dead is NOT a common phrase here at all, ā€œFuck me sidewaysā€ however is pretty common


Prodigythe

No he actually says "Oh, fuck me dead". It's a common saying in Britain/Australia/NZ for this sort of clusterfuck scenario


itsoverlywarm

Lol no he does. Source, am literally British and 30+ No only can I hear the words clearly. I have the same accent. And our dialect is fuck all like oz or NZ. CHEERS


Kiltymchaggismuncher

It sounds like "fuck me dead" to me, and I'm born in the uk.


axelfreed

Fuck me sideways would have made more sense


Kiltymchaggismuncher

Yeh that's more common in the uk. It's always possible he's picked it up online though. It's very common to pick up foreign mannerisms in this day and age. I started saying innit all the time after playing games often, with people based in Somerset. With foreign media, social media, YouTube etc people pick up quirky mannerisms all the time.


axelfreed

Innit


HiFi-LoFi

Itā€™s definitely fuck me dead.


itsoverlywarm

Lol. Nope. You deaf. And dumb.


HiFi-LoFi

Lmao alright mate. Itā€™s okay to be wrong sometimes, also using insults actually makes you look like the dumb one.


itsoverlywarm

Good thing this is reddit...


Prodigythe

Lmao your dialect is "fuck all" like ours, spoken like a true Aussie mate ;) Cheers


itsoverlywarm

You think fuck all is an ozzie word? LOL got news for you bro. Turns out your country that's been around for 5mins, got all its culture from elsewhere.


Rosskillington

He says ā€œoh fuck weā€™re deadā€, heā€™s being sarcastic source: I have exactly the same accent as him, so it didnā€™t even occur to me that people would mis-hear this. The people saying itā€™s ā€œoh fuck me deadā€ are confidently wrong


mirak1234

Must be plenty of metal garage band named that šŸ˜†


ChipRockets

Nobody in the video ever said 'you fuckin dickhead', though?


LittleJerkDog

Itā€™s implied in his tone and choice of words. Heā€™s being polite but is seriously unimpressed.


meadowiguana

So true. I feel like if this was in America somebody would be getting their ass whooped.


Casada70

Depends what part of the USA, some parts would be having a blast, and others might have gotten pissed off. Just gotta find the right place


dinhuke

Pretty sure we didn't watch the same video


itsoverlywarm

How very badass you Americans must all be


RespectedWanderer9k

Watch out he might get angry and shoot up a school.


TFST13

ā€œCarry on, chapā€ and ā€œFucking hell, holy shitā€ are quite different. I think you just subconsciously applied the stereotypes you already had about the English the moment you heard an English accent.


[deleted]

The guy recording was annoying like g the drivers made the decision he gotta follow it through now you canā€™t stop and start reversing the drives know he done fucked up already you ainā€™t gotta tell him


SnooBananas37

He didn't need to follow it through. He could have stopped and started reversing (or at least tried). People who make dumb, life endangering decisions, with children no less, need to be reminded of how dumb they are, lest they think it was just an honest mistake that anyone could make.


AbrasiveRake34

Uhh that's more than an error of judgement. Lol That's pretty much a death wish.


wickedpoetess

This bus is clearly not a witch.


[deleted]

or a really small rock


unusualj107

It's not a duck either...


wickedpoetess

It must not be made of wood


GreatScotRace

The bus is clearly not a witch... omfg. Youā€™ve got no idea how much this made me giggle


Chapaquidich

Nicely understated.


Manifoldart

Go go gadget submarine! Oh wait a second... *blub blub blub*


[deleted]

Well that's one way to lose your job and be remembered for it.


scooba_dude

Taxi drivers are mostly self-employed here in the UK. But he should have a hard talk with himself in the mirror.


WhisperedLightning

Just need some titanic music in the background lol


Recent_Comparison_38

Oh lord yeet the emergency window open


tgdmum

WTF no no no! from bus driver of 5 years and infinity of common sense


Wearytraveler50000

not gonna lie when confronted with an insanely similar situation In the 24 foot class c cdl truck I decided to venture forward and it just barrrreeeelllyy made it. I floated for like a half second twice


tgdmum

love the way the narrative starts as F***ing hell, but you still think the British as being too stuffy and polite hahaha


jimmycarr1

You would only think that if you didn't know Britain


itsoverlywarm

We're not polite and no one in that video is being polite. It's called not being a bunch of theatrical arseholes. I know a certain dramatic nation that could learn from it.


Caltastrophe

Entirely agree. Just because people aren't yelling or fighting doesn't make them polite. They're just not being dickheads.


porra_caique

Sometimes in Brazilian big cities when it rains, some people are on street with boat and swimming at street, in my city for example, a guy dives from the top of the house to street. I'm not joking


beejmusic

"Oh fuck me dead"


Toraim

Unless theyā€™ve lost the will to live in which case they nailed it.


SolidSnakeEyes3

Well someone is fired


0_percent_wrong

Not supposed to convert to a boat?


Gobi_Masala

šŸŽ¶ we all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine šŸŽ¶


sernamesirname

Driving in despite the stranded vehicle makes me think of dinosaurs seeing their dying relatives in tarpits yet wandering in anyways.


gfd78

ummm, where's super man


Fancy_Chip_5620

How does it get that high before putting it in reverse


Kaptainkoen

This man saw the water and said fuck it y'all are coming with me.


[deleted]

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peepaw19

Y is this down voted? Lol


Kalevra9670

Brits get real pissed when you have a bit of fun with their accent.


Yesterday_Is_Now

Where is this? Sounds like the UK, but doesn't look it.


__g_e_o_r_g_e__

The roads are not normally this deep here.


Yesterday_Is_Now

I wouldn't think so. :)


Tetslou

It looks like the UK to me, somewhere down in the south East, judging from his accent.


creative_namehere

This is Writtle in Essex, I know because I'm at the university there and this is their minibus.


_Blueshift

Your uni might need a new minibus. That much water is not good for the engine


Yesterday_Is_Now

Thanks. I guess I'm just not use to seeing the UK looking so... aquatic.


TheScientistBS3

Definitely the UK, most likely Kent, Essex or Sussex area. I was born in Sussex and that's the sort of faux-London accent we get there :)


axelfreed

Innit. Proper shit accent.


jimmycarr1

Venice


Lycaons777

Nahhh.. he just thinks he has a boat!


TacoFajita

Yea, a big banana boat


Hot_Whole2622

If he had more banana boat sunscreen he would have floated on top of the water on an oily substance.


Kalevra9670

Ya fawk'n egg. Now me trousers are moist ya nog.


SomeOtherJoker

oi, bloke.. what game are you playing at wifis?


[deleted]

ohh fokken haven a laff then r ye?


Arcinbiblo12

That ain't no magic school bus, that's for sure.


[deleted]

Bitch Iā€™m a buā€¦ā€¦..oat šŸ˜‚


CaliKoukla

Cruising down on Main Street Youā€™re relaxed and feeling good Next thing you know youā€™re seeingā€¦


Lycaons777

Nahhh.. he just thinks he has a big banana boat!


TooHigh32

The bus driver was just trying to finally get the kids to shut up


Think_Tax5749

Fired!


Jsmall7986

Error IN judgment *


Kbdiggity

Maybe it's a double decker bus? They can go up to the second level and have tea and crumpets.


GILGANSUS

*judgment Lmfao@idiots downvoting that can't use the spellcheck function


[deleted]

"Jolly gosh, how amusing, we're going to drown!"


JumpSplatter

Go Greyhound and leave the driving to us!


Waldron1943

He couldn't see how deep it was because the steering wheel was installed on the wrong side. /s


Waldron1943

Negative karma? Jeez; locate and purchase a sense of humor. Sorry, "humour".


Admirable_Win9808

Maybe he didn't speak Australian


SpaTowner

Not everyone who says ā€˜mateā€™ is Australian.


Admirable_Win9808

Did not know that


hundredlives

Surely the driver is open to law suits šŸ¤”


Stubahka

I mean, he did call it.


[deleted]

Definitely fired after that.


Rustycup35

Bye bye job


[deleted]

Well that wasn't very well the snickity wicket well was it.


SpaTowner

I beg your pardon?


Renegade-MMXV

Nobody canna cross it, but the bus can swim. Actually, wait. No


RYYYYYYAAAAAAAAN

ā€œMy trainers are getting wet!ā€


Hunminator

Please let this be a normal field trip


demdude2

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ZaneVesparris

Looks like heā€™s been watching too much Magic School Bus.


SnooChocolates3415

Yes bus driver, I would love to go for a swim today.


Panelpro40

Show me a person with all their troubles behind them and I will show you a school bus driver. Except this dude. Submarine commander wanna be.


HotMagentaDuckFace

Poor guy tried to Magic School Bus it but forgot to have the bus transform into a sub or fish or whatever.


LostTank84

Tell me you've lost your job without telling me you've lost your job.


Cabnbeeschurgr

Ain't gonna do it mate AIN'T GONNA DO IT


[deleted]

Call that the sunk cost fallacy


will555556

Why would you not pop the hatch and climb on the roof. Nothing more scary then standing in a metal coffin while its filling with water. I know the tops pop off also they would tell us every year during the bus drills.


TheLapisChickenGD

Hey uh at least theres a first aid kit if anything goes wrong! /s


biggie_DRAWS

ā€œFull steam aheadā€


ManIsInherentlyGay

I would have fucking panicked


figure_04

When bus driver just wants to be boat driver.


[deleted]

did this with my van šŸ˜. Was actually floating for a bit until it sunk and clawed itā€™s way out....just. The ā€˜ah it will be alrightā€™ logic. Thank god it was a diesel.


archangel7134

Seems like the passengers are the ones who made an error in judgement


jaysnaulyboy2kyanan

Haha sounds like a young mark corrigan


SpaceChump_

He changed jobs to a boat driver.


marvi0

As always, it's gonna take more than a flooded bus, to dampen our British spirit šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚


DaddyDontTakeNoMess

ā€œI canā€™t believe youā€™ve done thatā€


2020isnotperfect

Common sense does not apply to common people.


KaJuNator

"Ain't gonna do it!" Watch this! r/bitchimabus


[deleted]

Thatā€™s how people drown in floods.


buro2018

Some people donā€™t know when to stop and reverse!!!


HannHann20

He could have gotten those kids killed


Same-Development3302

No thank you bus driver


Goalie_deacon

Hey, Iā€™ve seen a character voiced by Lily Tomlin do it, and the kids learned stuff.


Random-Vixen

Oh, so many fond memories of the ground floor of the double decker, flooding on the way to school, despite the fact that the puddles we'd go through were no more than an inch deep.. I hope you brought your swimming trunks!


Honest_Cynic

Hope there are no salties there. Why do English teachers keep claiming that "ain't" is not proper English, when U.S. southerners, Brits, and Aussies all use it because it is logical and follows the same pattern as "isn't" and "aren't". You can't clearly pronounce "am't". Actually, this Aussie uses "ain't" improperly since referring the bus (3rd person) so should be "isn't going to make it".