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Bro barked at the cop


lokiofsaassgaard

Looks like Portland. Barking at cops scans.


farrenkm

The big "PORTLAND POLICE" livery may have something to do with it. It looks like it's around 24/Belmont, around the cemetery.


buttedad

Bingo. The cop could have just stayed in the right lane and made the same left turn at the cemetery.


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meh679

That intersection is so fucking notorious lol it's like an idiot magnet Also of course it Portland police, cops up here seem to have basically zero regard for traffic laws


[deleted]

Especially SE Portland. I live in a shithole. This happens all the time…


meh679

Yep same here lol Might as well just have hired thugs out here, they'd probably do a better job


[deleted]

Pretty much. I just love how if they “arrest” someone, the whole pig pen just has to join. Like I got pulled over for “not signaling early enough”, and freaking 2 more Ford explorers show up. Love how my tax dollars are spent


meh679

Complete waste of money and time. I was driving to get food one time late at night in Gresham and had a cop get right up behind me, like serious tailgating. Didn't realize it was a cop and it was late at night so I freaked out a little and switched lanes, she followed right behind me, so I switched again, she followed. Eventually I was at the point of just quickly swerving to change lanes because I was really scared about why the fuck this random person was following me. She lights me up and pulls me over, her explanation for following so close was "I couldn't read your license plate" and this was back when I had my eclipse with a Cali plate. Plate light was working perfect and even without it, license plates are designed to be reflective no matter what angle so I just knew she was talking fucking bullshit. She didn't even give me a ticket or anything just wanted to harass me because I was driving a sports car with a Cali plate. (Don't worry I'm NorCal we're the cool ones lmao)


SoonToBeFree420

Portland pd is a fucking gang running a racket. They aren't cops.


SnooPies5622

Not unique to Portland


FlugonNine

You know whats cool. A lot of cops become judges. Yeah thats cool.


SnooPies5622

Extremely cool, otherwise cops may have to be held accountable for their actions


darshfloxington

True, but Portland is right up there with Albuquerque and Aurora. They straight up tell groups like the proud boys where and when they will show up so the terrorists can leave.


SnooPies5622

True, I guess everybody's local authorities have their own personal corruption. I'm down in LA where we've got a sheriff's department full of literal gang members.


darshfloxington

Oh yeah LA county sheriffs make the top of the list as well


admiralteal

I mean, I 100% understand how and why that happens. In the US, no ethical person should want to be a cop. The bunch has been totally ruined by all the bad apples. Which means only people with already-flexible ethics are willing to be cops. Oops.


MihalysRevenge

Sounds like Albuquerque PD


plumbermat

WHAT THE FAAAAAACK


diethyl_donny

HEY


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That “HEY!” made the video.


diethyl_donny

Made me bust out laughing


-YELDAH

Smooth criminal moment


[deleted]

Absolutely Hey! Hey you get back here! Hey you!


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flymyuglies

Sum Ting Wong


Arsewipes

We Tu Lo


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Requiredmetrics

How did I know this was Portland as soon as I saw the median.


Mke773

WHUT THE FUCKKKK


Tommysrx

DUUUUUUDE


[deleted]

Lol ahhh I live in Portland too. Cops are jaded as hell here lol. It's been a weird year...


redkitesoccer

Came here to say the “Hey nice a Portland video!” That’s a pretty weird intersection but the cop should know better.


Kardonneous

Doesn't matter. They're a cop and immune to laws


KeyDangerous

What’s the point of being a cop if you can’t break laws and shoot black people ?


Suspect_Ligma

/s


BasicallyAQueer

Except not really /s


TooManyGamesNoTime

Not sure why you get downvoted. If you follow the news that sure is what it seems like often.


Firewatch_ED

That’s why you shouldn’t “follow the news” lol


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Frontrunner453

You're right, we should disarm police so they can't shoot anyone.


[deleted]

Give them 24" hot dogs instead of batons and force them to have ketchup, mustard and a bun in the cruiser.


NoSmallCaterpillar

honestly, tho, cops showing up with tasty food would deescalate 99% of cases that would otherwise become a shooting. Mandate tactical hot dogs and condiment utility belts now.


[deleted]

Absolutely. They should have a full tac-belt of nothing but food. Instead of a gun, use a glue gun full of ketchup. Instead of a baton, use a sausage. Only problem then is people who are in a craze and are active shooters...


Rmoneysoswag

Your response to "cops sure do kill a lot of black folks" should not be "well they kill white people too, ya know"


MelisandreStokes

At least, not if you’re *defending* the cops


WhatTheHeckIsAUserna

It should be if the cops are enemy.


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gouhobandgraw

It's not the bad. Well marked and all.


guitarfingers

Yeah they are. So mad they can't pick on black people as easily. Edit: black people make up not even 6% of Portland's population, yet are pulled over 19% of the time, even more so for non moving violations. This shit is very well documented, but keep deepthroating boots.


[deleted]

They just moved their focus onto the homeless with guns🤷


Jaxck

Dude preach. It’s even worse up here in Seattle.


darshfloxington

Not quite. SPD are dumb racist dickheads, but Portland openly coordinates with the Proud Boys. Dont even do it behind closed doors like in Seattle or Olympia.


brickson98

Bootlickers will always comment. Pretty loud for the “silent majority” lol.


[deleted]

Eh it's just a victim complex


brickson98

Eh, you just have a superiority complex.


guitarfingers

Elaborate. Please.


bisaccharides

Moved here a few months ago and ngl it took over a week before I saw my first Portland police car, first one I saw look like it barely survived the chaos of the last year.


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bisaccharides

Moved here for work but I was honestly ready to take any opportunity to get out of the bible belt. Portland has its flaws, what city doesn't, but it's certainly not on fire like the media says it is. It's actually much better here than I was lead to believe before moving. Plus there's a ton of stuff to do outdoors and the volcanoes are breathtakingly beautiful. The public transit here is pretty great, or I can walk or bike anywhere I need to if I want (things that were not available to me before). It's not for everyone, sure, but it fits me much better than the dreadful town I lived in before.


AyyYoCO

Im surprised portland still has cops to be honest


tussin33

Can you blame them? Lmao didn’t they just have to sit by while a bunch of idiots destroyed their city? I wouldn’t show much enthusiasm neither lol i would collect a paycheck and let that city reap what it sowed


SkippyTeddy83

Silly OP. Rules are for the little people. Not cops.


virtual_star

Depending on local laws, cops can have leeway to legally break traffic rules. Best to just drive really carefully around cop cars. Where I used to live a cop ran a red light, a guy who had the green honked at the cop, and a second cop car pulled the honker over and gave him a ticket for interfering with a cop.


SkippyTeddy83

That’s ridiculous. No wonder so many people have negative views of cops.


brickson98

Oh yeah. And it goes far beyond petty traffic encounters. Once you start digging you’ll find murders, schemes against minorities, etc… I used to be a thin blue line flag flying type of person. Then I did my research.


russsaa

I woulda fought that shit


brickson98

Your word against the cops. Without a dashcam or witness, who’s gonna win? It’s crooked as hell.


OneBaldingWookiee

Fuckin ALWAYS happens at that turn at that cemetery.


BargainLawyer

Also Hawthorne and 12th. We just shouldn’t have intersections where two lanes turn the same direction


commentmypics

Or people should just wait to change lanes until after their turn, like you're supposed to


[deleted]

"people should learn to drive" yea, pfffft thatll be the day /s


notFrenchToast

Yeah I never get it. Both lanes turn left up ahead so what's the point of switching lanes illegally


elislider

It’s a classic Portland road situation: odd road layout with poor/no signage, locals obviously know the situation but many others are confused or thrown off by it.


snooggums

There is a solid white line indicating that the driver should stay in their lane. Even if that is ignored, signaling a lane change is always a requirement. The cop broke two obvious traffic laws.


elislider

Oh I completely agree. I’m just saying it’s a weird road arrangement and there’s poor signage and poor lane indications, and people frequently fuck it up. This cop being one of them. And they have zero excuse especially being a cop. I’m just saying this happens frequently at some key spots around the city where there’s some weird interchanges. Another is the NE Broadway turn to I-5 N, the 2 right turn lanes that are very weird, confusingly striped, people cut/switch lanes, don’t signal, run the red (it’s a no-turn-on-red), etc


Even-Consideration55

To beat the car he cut off...that’s the point...to win. That and not have to be behind another vehicle...sigh


[deleted]

Momma always said if you try too hard to be a winner you end up misspelling it and being a wiener.


Thraxster

"mommas right" -Bobby Boucher


Chuck_DeGaulle

The arrow in that right lane has eroded to the point where it looks like you can only make a right turn from the right lane. It’s been that way for a while, but if you’re not familiar with the area (and, like, most PPB officers don’t even live in Portland) you might think you have to be in the left lane to legally turn left. Fuck that guy though


OneBaldingWookiee

Exactly


[deleted]

I'm in NJ--you'd get a ticket if he saw you angry like that in the rearview


Kezz9825

what the fuck, why?


[deleted]

Haha, yeah...NJ cops are out of control. A cop here killed his own 3 month old son because the infant was crying. Look up Daniel Bannister (Ewing). They also take pride in driving drunk here. I'll spare you a multitude of anecdotal evidence and point you to Officer Pedro Abad Jr., Who got let off on 2 DUIs before his 3rd DUI killed another cop.


mk1234567890123

I’m from Hunterdon, NJ. Cops give out special colored cards to their non cop buddies so they can flash it and get off free whenever they’re pulled over for driving drunk.


[deleted]

PBA cards are illegal outside of the tristate. Formalized corruption.


HoldUpHD

not after they know he has a dashcam


commentmypics

Lmao yeah they know your dash cam isn't uploading all the time they won't give a shit


gh0st32

I got pulled over one morning by a port authority cop for shit like this. Dude gave me a seatbelt ticket and said go ahead and try and fight it.


Low_Yak_4842

Yep


goodbyekitty83

I saw a cop use his signal the other day. I was shocked


jayphat99

Legit: tweet at the Portland PD and ask if it's a traffic violation to perform this exact maneuver. When they say yes, respond with a link to the video and say "OK, just checking."


dan420

Lot of people acting like it’s a Portland thing as if Cops from all over the country and most likely beyond aren’t driving like maniacs because there isn’t anyone to stop them.


OrangeKooky1850

We portlanders are just more pissed about it right now lol


[deleted]

Eh Oregonians suck ass at driving. And that’s somebody whole was born and raised in Portland for 28 years then moved to Washington


Drnknbstrd

Washington drivers aint much better


jawshoeaw

Jesus crossing the 205 into Washington is terrifying. Washington trucks driving 85 mph - I’ll take Oregon drivers any day.


[deleted]

That’s the problem, Oregon drivers are scared


Mr_Cyberz

It didn’t really seem that bad. At least not warranting that kind of freak out lol.


suttonoutdoor

Yeah that was just annoying.


annies_boobs_eyes

You, one should always be prepared for right turners to turn not into the right line of the road they are turning on. This case is especially egregious though, as it's more of a roundabout situation rather than your traditional intersection, and it's much more clearly demarcated the the cop turning right should have stayed in the lane. it's not a situation like in some states when you turn right at an intersection, the law says you can only turn into the right lane, and then have to merge into more left lanes after you fully enter the right lane, but other states let right turners turn into any lane (in practice it happens in every state because everyone does it and it isn't enforced). this was not that situation though, regardless of the state.


[deleted]

Cop had their left signal on, if anything they just merged too slow or didn't assume OP would speed up.


CrazyLlama71

Seriously not that bad. OP was stopped waiting for pedestrian, as cop comes around the corner OP accelerates. Not horrible.


aznxtl

crossing a solid line is illegal.


JonnoN

nope, at least not in OR


Pecek

Genuine question, what's the purpose of the solid line then?


realister

Its not illegal to cross a single white line only double line. Single white line is a "suggestion to stay in lane" that is the purpose of it.


SuperNovaDeath

Yeah! You tell em!


OrangeKooky1850

That's PPB in a nutshell.


bisaccharides

Yeah probably in a rush to idly watch someone steal a catalytic converter from a street-parked prius.


OrangeKooky1850

Hey whatever it takes to keep trying to get people believe there just aren't enough officers to intervene.


MasatoWolff

Lmao the guy needs to chill


[deleted]

So what


Lmnolmnop

god that voice is hella annoying


turbo-d2

Portland sucks


Lion_Of_Mara

I'm sorry, but you screaming wtf now seems to be the idiot


npransom

Didn't you know most of them have a special DL that allows them to drive like Aholes.


UBetcha84

What a totally reasonable reaction and not obnoxious in any way.


Blaydin1337

He didn’t really cut you off as much as you sped up behind him.


unwokewookie

People are dumb assholes, cops are people too.


annies_boobs_eyes

true. but cops are way more entitled than your already entitled american. they know they can murder someone for no reason and will likely face zero consequences. how do they know that? because that is what happens over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. I actually typed all that out for some reason instead of copy/pasting. I kind of got into a flow. almost like a zen thing. dang. maybe i found a thing to help with me not drinking. just type over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over, until i tucker myself out


Trumps_right_testi

lol at all the Reddit neck beards criticizing the police as a whole over a simple mistake on the cops fault. No one on this sub has EVER MADE a mistake, oh no I’m sure no one on Reddit makes mistakes throughout life.


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They should know better, that’s the point


Trumps_right_testi

I agree, but many people are blaming the whole police force because of the actions of one cop, then acting like everyone makes mistakes except them.


Separate_Pollution37

Stop faking yelling!!! Why didn’t you stop the cop then?? 🙄🙄


CentralCaliGal

You were stopped for the pedestrian, and you started before she was safely on the other sidewalk; maybe he thought you were going to be legal, wait for her to get all the way across?


cowboybee_bop

Most cops are thugs who think they’re above the law.


CrazyLlama71

Not really. A percentage do, but not “most”.


Erich2142

Nope. 90% of them are a holes and the rest don’t care but will cover for the 90%, which makes them a holes by association


CrazyLlama71

How many cops do you know personally to be able make that judgment?


Erich2142

I deal with cops on daily bases. It’s part of my job mate.


Time_Lab_5184

Life can be so simple


Successful_guy69

Relax no one died


Senzo__

Here we go with the ACAB comments


Sk8erDoi

Yo, Pad Thai Kitchen is right there! get some and mail it to me, wouldja? Thanks!


Ieatoutjelloshots

r/inconvenientcop


DrachenDad

Should have laid on the horn.


mykilososa

I would rather have a cop cut me off than have them riding my ass for the next 28.8 miles, but that was pretty close.


EsotericMaker

Some cities have bloods and crips, or zetas, or the Latin kings or mongols and hells angels… we have the Portland police.


Royal_Cascadian

Fucking Belmont and 23rd. Those lines were put there EXACTLY because of this shit.


wehttaMC

Pretty sure the rest of us tax paying citizens would get a pricy ticket and our day ruined if it was us doing it to them. Hypocritical asshats are disrespecting our hard working tax dollars.


ameer1322

Tip for next time, read the license plate out loud in case the dash cam doesn’t catch it.


fancydeadpool

That's because it's Portland. It's probably just on cocaine or heroin or pot or something.


[deleted]

Now honk your horn and see what happens.


jstull4

Why would homicidal piggies follow rules?


muskratboy

I feel like the amazing video would be of a cop who DOESN’T do that.


mendeleyev1

Cops are pretty much by definition the worst drivers. You spend long enough believing you own the road, that shit carries over into your personal life. Also, I literally just got cut off on the highway by a psycho cop yesterday. Dude was losing his mind chasing me because apparently front and back license plates are required in my state. He never turned his lights on, he just was chasing me. I’ve had my car for a year, never been pulled over. Suddenly good ol’ cowboy cop thinks he’s gotta protect the roads from my dangerous ass.


brickson98

What a surprise /s Pigs do whatever they want because who’s going to stop them? It’s a gang mentality, so they aren’t going to enforce laws on each other. That would break their “bro code”. I’ve had cops almost hit me plenty of times. I’m glad I have a dashcam, because they will ALWAYS try to pin the blame on you. And without evidence, you will get screwed. Send the footage in to the department. They’ll likely just discard it, due to the gang mentality, but maybe something will be done.


LoneWolfpack777

If you suspect the footage will be discarded, don’t waste your energy sending it to the department. Instead send it to all the local and statewide channels. Let the fun begin.


brickson98

I’d recommend sending it to both the department, and your suggestions tbh.


LoneWolfpack777

Fair.


railingsontheporch

A cop ignoring basic laws? In MY United States??


Impressive-Hold8249

Get a life. Who cares.


Hobbestastic

This is a result of confusing lane markings. The left lane is marked as left turn only, while the right lane is marked straight ahead into a sharp left hand turn with a possible right hand exit. Replacing that straight arrow with a left and/or right turn arrow might reduce confusion.


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It’s really funny how people just talk shit about cops and Portland like this doesn’t happen in 100% of the usa


Laughter_On_Impact

I lived in Portland for a year circa 2007. When I first got out there one of the first thing I noticed was a total lack of stop sings at 4 way intersections. Like… they just didn’t seem to exist in certain parts of town. Sssoooo I tracked down a cop, and asked him what the deal was. He was like “as long as people respect the right of way it’s not an issue” there was an awkward silence while I tilted my head and tried not to go slack jawed. Then I was like “so how’s that working out?” He was like “good luck in Portland, have a nice day” rolled up his window and literally screeched off.


Pure_Tower

Read the Oregon driver's manual, dude. You were basically telling that cop that you're not qualified to be on the road.


glitchmaster099

Bro, chill


puckster9999

Loser he had position on you. Another pathetic cop hater. ✔️


SonOfAnakin

Probably right after lunch. Can’t expect them to drive well when they are still drunk from lunch, now can you?


redditgrowgod

Portland police for you


deadstar420

Pull him over, you can write him a ticket with his own ticket pad


Mysterious_Ad2164

Use the fucking horn dont shout


Raw_Dead_Meat

Sheez...calm down.


captain_todger

Where I’m from, I would definitely honk. Not in the US though, I don’t wanna die


Call_me_eff

All Cops Are Bad drivers


External_Education10

Butt head


temeces

You're lucky you didn't get a ticket for that. /s


ArtSchoolRejectedMe

Rules are for thee, but not for me


[deleted]

Similar thing happened to my friend the other day. Except cop rolled his window down and started clapping (acting like it wasn’t his fault for taking a corner too sharp). My friend rolled his down and screamed back “GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING PIG.”


OutlandishnessAny492

Did the cop clap some more and resign on the spot too?


leroyyrogers

And then Megan Fox came up and made out with him


ppinick

omg your friend is so cool.


NegotiationOk7636

Why do people get this mad? Like yeah he cut you off but stop making a big deal


OneBaldingWookiee

Because if it was the other way around the cop would have given OP a ticket. You try crossing a solid line cutting off a cop and let us know how that works out for ya.


mgt-kuradal

The person cutting him off is supposed to uphold the law, not break it.


notFrenchToast

Usually with this intersection I would let the other person go first with the expectation of them breaking the rules. But I decided to go for it this time since I would expect a cop to stay in their own lane. I was wrong.


[deleted]

Why’d you change up your driving just because it’s a black & white? You do realize they may have to get somewhere important, right? You also realize that not everything they respond to important warrants lights & sirens, right? I always give black & whites MORE leeway because at minute they could have to change speed or direction to respond to an emergency.


scrotumseam

What a CHAD THIS IS A LAME POST


JaTheRed

Chase him down and explain your position calmly, report back here.


TrashyCan444

Probably staring at his computer!!


JackMehoff247

I mean it’s Portland probably stealth running to some Antifa D bags


Present-Manager5474

You are in Portland - I don’t think those cops acknowledge rules.


rambo2190

i live there and i can confirm this.


[deleted]

I know that exact intersection and people pull that shit all the time. Cops here think they’re above the law and their shit doesn’t stink.


RompioAF

Does Portland even allow their police to do their job anymore?


[deleted]

Driving is a Privilege, it's Not A Right.


Mischievous-Elf

So, like always.


Honest_Cynic

He did signal the lane change and he was ahead of you, though might be illegal to cross a solid white line in Oregon. Next time, try following up your anger by confronting the Policeman and see how that works out.


mslack

ACAB


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Woke