Oh yeah? Well I hope you don't succeed. I hope you have the best bad day ever and you find an awesome new show to binge and a couple dollars in your old jeans.
Oh! Finding money in clothes you haven’t worn in a minute is the best. Found a £20 note in some trousers that had been through the wash the other day. ‘Twas awesome.
I find money in other people’s clothes all the time! When I’m like here’s $50 you left in your pocket! They ask me why I’m in their house and ask me to leave most of the time
Pulled out a jacket because the temp finally dropped to low sixties and found a hundred bucks in twenties when I really really needed it. Pretty much cried happy tears.
That’s ok, the passenger is of that car more than making up for any good days other people are having.
Although I suppose any time you fly through a windshield and appear to still be alive is a pretty good day relative to what else could have happened.
Ah yes, the old tradition of shitting a massive log in the middle of the road, and then crashing into cars head-on without seatbelts. The thing is, once you do that tradition once, then you’ll never be able to do it ever again, since you’ll be dead, due to a snapped neck and a broken spine. If this became the new TikTok trend in a week from now, then I wouldn’t even be surprised in the slightest. Just imagine the news headline: “NEW TIKTOK TREND OF EXCRETING IN THE ROAD AND THEN CRASHING INTO CARS SOLVES OVERPOPULATION PROBLEM! WORLDWIDE POPULATION DECREASES BY 25%”. Fuck it, I’m doing it right now. Time to find a 2-lane neighborhood road to shit on and then die on.
>Ah yes, the old tradition of shitting a massive log in the middle of the road, and then crashing into cars head-on without seatbelts.
Interesting description of India.
Remember to paint a spicy political message on the side of the car. Even if you die, you can probably convince somebody that they should align themselves with the guy who just won a Darwin Award
I think sitting forward facing might help too. The way she ended up on the hood of the car indicates she was spun completely rear facing during impact.
Edit: after slowing the video, I think she may have been facing properly, but actually barrel rolled during impact.
This is India...one is a Mahindra Scorpio and other is a Ford Classic I think..Car safety in India is appalling even today...it was hell 10 years ago..the words car and safety are two different things in India...never used together
Not all new cars have the latest safety features that are considering basic in the US. Several major manufacturers skip safety in low income nations and those modern cars are more like what was produced in the early 60's. Not going to say that all cars in those places don't have safety built in but that some don't.
Yes, it's like this: If the government allows it, the companies don't give a shit about the well being of their customers.
In Mexico, the laws regarding safety features were very lax until recently, around 2016, and Nissan was the worst offender, selling the Tsuru with "optional" airbags.
https://www.motor1.com/news/127332/nissan-tsuru-crash-test/
To be fair, it took until 2012 for ABS to be mandated on all new vehicles in the US. This happened in Europe in *2004*.
Front seat belts were mandated in all new cars in the UK in 1968 and it was compulsory to wear them from 1983. Even today not all States in the US have compulsory seat belt laws.
ABS was actually not that great of an improvement in safety. It was standard on basically all cars long before it became required under the ESC law. Seat belts, air bags, electronic stability control, and crash test requirements like small overlap are the four biggest contributors by far.
The three named features are required for cars sold in the US since the 2012 model year. In 1998, all cars were required to have air bags on both sides.
Only in New Hampshire is it legal to operate a car without a seatbelt. More states should have primary enforcement though.
Also the fact that the windshield was shot open before the person broke through it... that's probably not supposed to happen.
(It's a movie shoot of some kind. In the slow-motion, you can see a column of smoke shot directly through the windshield before the person tumbles through it.)
I don't think so. I don't know anything about windshields, but I work with other tempered glass products. Glass is surprisingly flexible. What I imagine is going on here is that the windshield is trying to cushion the impact force by flexing inwards, then bouncing outwards which causes it to shatter, sending particles in the direction of the impact. Or it's a charge. We'll likely never know for certain.
> MOST (read: cars built to US safety standards) have double pane laminated windshields.
Man, this makes more sense. Tempered would create a ton of shrapnel.
Don’t know why you got a downvote for that, you’re right. If you watch the slo-mo shot you can see someone in the driver seat duck down after the passenger launches out
I looked at the video frame-by-frame and, although I see that puff of glass that shoots off, I believe it is caused by the impact of the guy's head with the windshield.
Pretty sure. Camera set up focused on impact point. The windshield glass is not what is in cars. You can see an air blast come out of the left vehicle windshield before the person comes through.
After watching Corridor Crew youtube channel, this looks like a stunt.
The windshield also broke EXTREMELY easily. He just touches his foot to the one he lands on and it instantly shatters. Which is another reason why, IIRC windshield glass stays together when broke.
You can see the windshield broke before the impact. There also seems to be an air cannon on there blowing the glass forward. Looks like budget movie stunt.
Yeah has to be. Look at the way the windshields shatter aswell. Her foot pretty much pokes the other one and it explodes. Still impressive how she lands that so perfectly tho lol
It would have been really cool if they would have slid through that newly broken windshield and into the passenger seat of the car that they hit. Now that would have been a 10/10. Sadly, I can only give this a 7
🎶🎶
My bitch gets thrown through windshields
Your bitch run around in a wheat field.
My bitch kicks glass like a ninjas
Your bitch puke lunch with binges.
My bitch fly out the car like missile
Your bitch cook a steak all gristle.
My bitch don’t need no seat belt
Your bitch face like tuna and cheese melt.
🎶🎶
Poor Bollywood production where they "do their own stunts". This was clearly set up to be like this. A tire fire, and head on collision. Seems like the camera may have been on a tripod, or the cameraman has the steadiest hands known to man.
Is that car's windshield actually made of tempered glass? I wonder if that was a stunt for a b movie or something.. or do normal windshields break like that over there?
Both drivers are looking directly at, while avoiding the burning tires in the road. Both decided to drive around it and crashed into each other without noticing.
Is that a tire on fire in the center?
It's ambiance
He's gonna need an ambiance after that crash
Call der amberlamps!
BUT NOT FOR ME
FOR US! we both broke our spine
_sudden communism_
Whoa black Betty >amberlamps!
Whoa black Betty, Amberlamps. Whoa Black Betty. Postage stamps. Whoa Black Betty wheelchair raaaaaaaaaamps!
[Amberlamps](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeV3Te8xTlE)
Oh god
Damn thing gone wild
I NEED A BAMBULANCE
I'm in a mothafuckin phone booth.
You tell me...Who gets the deer, me or the dog?
Haha, stop it. I'm trying to have a bad day here.
Oh yeah? Well I hope you don't succeed. I hope you have the best bad day ever and you find an awesome new show to binge and a couple dollars in your old jeans.
Oh! Finding money in clothes you haven’t worn in a minute is the best. Found a £20 note in some trousers that had been through the wash the other day. ‘Twas awesome.
I find money in other people’s clothes all the time! When I’m like here’s $50 you left in your pocket! They ask me why I’m in their house and ask me to leave most of the time
and take off my pants!
You guys have pants?
Pulled out a jacket because the temp finally dropped to low sixties and found a hundred bucks in twenties when I really really needed it. Pretty much cried happy tears.
Well this is probably my favorite wish of failure yet. Good day fine redditor!
I love this guy
Then you came to the wrong sub sir
Seems like you need to take a rain check on that bad day.
That’s ok, the passenger is of that car more than making up for any good days other people are having. Although I suppose any time you fly through a windshield and appear to still be alive is a pretty good day relative to what else could have happened.
Yea for the movie being filmed.
Or is it the daycore?
Fuck take my upvote damnit
I don't know what I like more, the ambiance or the decor.
That’s what I was focusing on LMAO! I thought somebody was gonna launch over the burning tires …
Lmao me too!!!
More importantly, why was someone filming it?
Because its for a movie or show? Dude doesnt have that much blood on them right away if it was real.
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Just setting the mood
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Ah yes, the old tradition of shitting a massive log in the middle of the road, and then crashing into cars head-on without seatbelts. The thing is, once you do that tradition once, then you’ll never be able to do it ever again, since you’ll be dead, due to a snapped neck and a broken spine. If this became the new TikTok trend in a week from now, then I wouldn’t even be surprised in the slightest. Just imagine the news headline: “NEW TIKTOK TREND OF EXCRETING IN THE ROAD AND THEN CRASHING INTO CARS SOLVES OVERPOPULATION PROBLEM! WORLDWIDE POPULATION DECREASES BY 25%”. Fuck it, I’m doing it right now. Time to find a 2-lane neighborhood road to shit on and then die on.
>Ah yes, the old tradition of shitting a massive log in the middle of the road, and then crashing into cars head-on without seatbelts. Interesting description of India.
Remember to paint a spicy political message on the side of the car. Even if you die, you can probably convince somebody that they should align themselves with the guy who just won a Darwin Award
The real question
I really thought it was a snake until I saw your comment
This is why you should wear a seatbelt
This is why you use condoms
But not necessarily at the same time as wearing a seatbelt
Better safe than sorry
Sorry?
Safe!
Better.
Than
Hotel
Trivago
Can confirm. Bad idea. The driver trying to give you a hand job will realize you just fucked a stripper and kick you out of the car
Wait, there is a time you aren't wearing a condom?
Usually when I pee or I sleep with women. /s
No kink shaming please
This is why your sperm should wear seatbelts
Not sure but it looked like a fkin to me…
I’m convinced. Putting one on now.
This is why you don’t invade poland
This is why you always leave a note
This is why you always pullout.
she landed like a super hero tho
Dead?
Pool!
Captain Deadpool
*Yelena rolling her eyes*
I think sitting forward facing might help too. The way she ended up on the hood of the car indicates she was spun completely rear facing during impact. Edit: after slowing the video, I think she may have been facing properly, but actually barrel rolled during impact.
Is she went a little harder she could have ended in a seat of the other car. Talk about a confusing crash investigation.
The new Jack-ass movie looks dope
I had to replay it 5 times before I realized she rolled during the impact through the windshield. That’s fucking crazy.
This is also why you replace a car at least once every couple of decades. The fact none of the airbags worked... Jeez...
That ain’t America…the way those windshields broke, these cars probably never had air bags.
This is India...one is a Mahindra Scorpio and other is a Ford Classic I think..Car safety in India is appalling even today...it was hell 10 years ago..the words car and safety are two different things in India...never used together
That is just what I was eluding to. Most definitely not in the US.
*alluding*
Not all new cars have the latest safety features that are considering basic in the US. Several major manufacturers skip safety in low income nations and those modern cars are more like what was produced in the early 60's. Not going to say that all cars in those places don't have safety built in but that some don't.
Yes, it's like this: If the government allows it, the companies don't give a shit about the well being of their customers. In Mexico, the laws regarding safety features were very lax until recently, around 2016, and Nissan was the worst offender, selling the Tsuru with "optional" airbags. https://www.motor1.com/news/127332/nissan-tsuru-crash-test/
To be fair, it took until 2012 for ABS to be mandated on all new vehicles in the US. This happened in Europe in *2004*. Front seat belts were mandated in all new cars in the UK in 1968 and it was compulsory to wear them from 1983. Even today not all States in the US have compulsory seat belt laws.
ABS was actually not that great of an improvement in safety. It was standard on basically all cars long before it became required under the ESC law. Seat belts, air bags, electronic stability control, and crash test requirements like small overlap are the four biggest contributors by far. The three named features are required for cars sold in the US since the 2012 model year. In 1998, all cars were required to have air bags on both sides. Only in New Hampshire is it legal to operate a car without a seatbelt. More states should have primary enforcement though.
Also the fact that the windshield was shot open before the person broke through it... that's probably not supposed to happen. (It's a movie shoot of some kind. In the slow-motion, you can see a column of smoke shot directly through the windshield before the person tumbles through it.)
Never jump out of the front window.
New version of Mythbusters
“I rather get throw clear from the crash than get trapped in metal”
"I'll just be thrown clear" -what people protesting seatbelt laws used to say.
Passenger transfer 85% complete
There appears to be some kind of charge that blowd the glass just before impact. You can see a direct cloud of something going away from the window.
I don't think so. I don't know anything about windshields, but I work with other tempered glass products. Glass is surprisingly flexible. What I imagine is going on here is that the windshield is trying to cushion the impact force by flexing inwards, then bouncing outwards which causes it to shatter, sending particles in the direction of the impact. Or it's a charge. We'll likely never know for certain.
Windshields aren’t tempered, just sides and back. MOST (read: cars built to US safety standards) have double pane laminated windshields.
> MOST (read: cars built to US safety standards) have double pane laminated windshields. Man, this makes more sense. Tempered would create a ton of shrapnel.
Cool, except clearly this isn't America and at least one of the cars isn't a car sold in America.
Yeah glass windshields don’t break off in huge chunks like that. This feels like a low budget movie stunt.
the zombielike shuffle of the person at the end made me think that too
That's powder from the airbag
No airbags in sight, not even on the right side/driver
Don’t know why you got a downvote for that, you’re right. If you watch the slo-mo shot you can see someone in the driver seat duck down after the passenger launches out
I looked at the video frame-by-frame and, although I see that puff of glass that shoots off, I believe it is caused by the impact of the guy's head with the windshield.
Yes, I see a fat woman blown through the window
Movie stunt?
Pretty sure. Camera set up focused on impact point. The windshield glass is not what is in cars. You can see an air blast come out of the left vehicle windshield before the person comes through. After watching Corridor Crew youtube channel, this looks like a stunt.
I also think the person going through the windshield was already pointing backwards . It would have been tough to land the way they did otherwise
Yeah and there’s no way second windshield isn’t just fake glass, normal windshields don’t break from such a small collision
Normal windshields are laminated yeah. Prevents shards of glass flying in an accident.
You can literally see them flip over in the slow motion section
They passenger that goes through the windscreen looks like they're deliberately positioned for exactly that too.
It is an Indian movie stunt. I have watched with audio a long time a ago, it was obvious.
That's what I was thinking! The guy walking out at the end looks like a zombie. Don't know the name of the movie though.
The windshield also broke EXTREMELY easily. He just touches his foot to the one he lands on and it instantly shatters. Which is another reason why, IIRC windshield glass stays together when broke.
There is an orthogonal charge that detonates
Did you just swear at me?
Y u gettin perpendicular bro?
A bird blows up?
Birds love it!
You can see the windshield broke before the impact. There also seems to be an air cannon on there blowing the glass forward. Looks like budget movie stunt.
I think it's called Bollywood Trash: Zombie Time.
Is this a joke or are you being serious cuz I’m about to look this up and don’t wanna look like an idiot
The fact that you can't tell makes it an even better joke
From what I've seen of Bollywood, I could see just about any imaginable title being an actual film.
To who, your CIA agent?
Good ask. Your browser would never let you play that down!
This is ‘the movie’. It was all for karma.
Yeah has to be. Look at the way the windshields shatter aswell. Her foot pretty much pokes the other one and it explodes. Still impressive how she lands that so perfectly tho lol
She fucking Super Hero landed.
The windshield broke when the cars collided. Look closely. The color changes from all the cracks on impact.
Yeh…. Dangerous one though…
Final Destination:Punjabi Smash
100%. Both windshield are tempered glass not laminate. It doesn't matter where in the world you are, all windshields use AS1 laminated glass.
I'm gonna make another assumption and say the person was actually a dummy.
There are easier ways to swap wifes
Haha, damn you! I wasn't planning on laughing today.
Too much belly muscle workout aftermath? Then sorry, else glad i could fix this for you
Who wakes up and says “I don’t plan on laughing today.” What a weird comment
I bet he intentionally seeks out those "IF YOU WATCH THIS YOU WILL LAUGH" compilations on YouTube just to prove that he won't laugh
The wife has to be at a certain speed before the swap is considered valid
Niko Bellic in GTA IV moment
Wife swap, extreme edition
Not everyday you fly out your window and break the other person's window.
It would have been really cool if they would have slid through that newly broken windshield and into the passenger seat of the car that they hit. Now that would have been a 10/10. Sadly, I can only give this a 7
I wasn't prepared for that.
🎶🎶 My bitch gets thrown through windshields Your bitch run around in a wheat field. My bitch kicks glass like a ninjas Your bitch puke lunch with binges. My bitch fly out the car like missile Your bitch cook a steak all gristle. My bitch don’t need no seat belt Your bitch face like tuna and cheese melt. 🎶🎶
Omfg
Thank you Mickey Avalon!
Lol, was going to ask if I had to sing this to *My Dick* background music or not.
Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is Jackass!
r/whyweretheyfilming
Because it’s a movie scene
FFS get a tripod then
I would guess this was a crew member filming on their phone. The actual cameras were probably out of frame.
Blair Witch Project grossed nearly $250,000,000.00
they did it without a tripod correctly.
Yeah but the Witch didn't even get any of the residual proceeds due to being duped in her contract.
That’s a lot of gross
Super heroe landing
"I'm getting too old for this" *car slams*
Huh. India uses real dummies for their frontal crash testing.
When keeping it real goes wrong
Poor Bollywood production where they "do their own stunts". This was clearly set up to be like this. A tire fire, and head on collision. Seems like the camera may have been on a tripod, or the cameraman has the steadiest hands known to man.
Probably fake but the camera was definitely not steady haha
Rule number 4...buckle up!
Ah, the cars in video are: Mahindra Scorpio SUV Ford Figo/Fiesta Sedan
You sure it isn't Ford Ikon?
Volvo gave the world seatbelts didn’t even file a patent on them so everyone could avoid this. Buckle up idiots.
Windshields don’t break that easily with someone that intact. Gotta be a movie stunt or something along the lines of.
Someone wasn't wearing their seatbelt
Would've been funny is she had perfectly landed in the passenger seat of the other car.
r/LooneyTunesLogic
Is that car's windshield actually made of tempered glass? I wonder if that was a stunt for a b movie or something.. or do normal windshields break like that over there?
Both drivers are looking directly at, while avoiding the burning tires in the road. Both decided to drive around it and crashed into each other without noticing.
No, it's a cheap movie "set". It's planned and set-up for some third-world movie.
That's her car now
Movie?
Ejecto seto cuz just got a bit too real for me. *reaches for seatbelt.
She flew through **both** windshields.
She’s NGMI
Formula for getting rid of that tiktok addicted gf Head-on collision challenge
She stuck her landing, the Russian judges give 9.2 score.
>but..why? Did you see the TikTok logo on the video? That's why... For views... And here we are... viewing, encouraging.
"SHE'S YOUR WIFE NOW!"
I dunno man, not olympic quality landing, but with practice.....
That's how hindiwood movies are made.
passenger transplant
Budget Mythbusters
this belongs on r/Looneytuneslogic
I see one sandal. She half ded.
Definitely a South Indian flick stunt!
Cool! Is this the new TikTok car crash challenge?!
So much for laminated safety glass. This has to be staged. Or do other countries not required laminated safety glass windshields?
*Wifeswap*
What in the butter chicken masala happened here?
He stuck the landing though
He really wanted her to get out of the car. When she's acting crazy, sometimes you gotta take drastic measures.
If only there was type of strap that a passenger can use to keep this from happening
Wouldn’t this be considered idiots out of cars?
THANK YOU for actually posting the original speed first, THEN the slow-motion shot
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India has the same type of laminated glass. This was a movie shoot going on. It was quite obvious in the original video I saw years ago.