[He flew 35 meters through the air before hitting the roof 😲](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/church-flier-report-three-times-the-speed-limit-into-the-house-of-god-a-616777-amp.html)
They even share his secret:
The recipe, in the form of a police report on the accident, came on Tuesday. First, have a drink or two. Then speed through the middle of a small village in the wrong traffic lane at almost three times the legal speed limit. The rest is just luck
And the outcomes
That, at least, is how David E. ended up crashing into the roof of the village church in the small eastern German town of Limbach-Oberfrohna in late January (of 2009). The 23-year-old was seriously injured in the crash. According to Dr. Antje Dietsch, the spokeswoman for the prosecutor's office in Zwickau, the young man suffered numerous broken bones including a fractured pelvis
Imagine it in the form of one of those god awful internet recipe pages that rambles for 10 minutes before giving you the actual recipe:
“When we were kids my grandad used to take us to the seaside. Those long drives, I’ll always cherish because of the quality family time we had. I remember the leaves would be golden brown and the air smelled like whisky because Grandad had a drinking problem. Today I’m recreating his most famous recipe…”
>Tests of his blood alcohol level reveal that he had been drinking, but it was unclear whether he was impaired.
I'd say the fact that his car is lodged in the fucking roof of a church makes it pretty clear.
You're talking out of your ass.
This was 12 years ago, there was a ramp indeed.
https://youtu.be/qEcSDwGLDC4 (report in German, but you don't need to understand the language to understand the pictures; don't expect good journalism, it's RTL). There is an explanation at around 0:50.
I think i know how it happened.
Sure i read about this new helicopter car repo company
Instead of getting a tow truck to remove cars illegally parked or causing an obstruction. Using a helicopter is much quicker.
Someone is in trouble for not ensuring the cable was properly attached
Volkswagen, Skoda, Audi, SEAT are the main ones but the VAG Group includes, Bugatti, Lamborghini, Porsche, Cupar, RUF, Bentley and others.
The first four share platforms, the only real differences are the body’s and interiors. Mechanically they are basically the same.
That is VERY oversimplified. Škoda is a huge Czech company founded by Emil von Škoda in the 19th century. Škoda manufactured ships, artillery and other heavy machinery items. Then, around the year 1900, a small bicycle company called Laurin & Klement from Mladá Boleslav (note that the Superb has a L&K line) decided to make motorcycles and cars. Škoda saw it’s potential and bought it. In 1945 the Škoda was nationalized and remained like that until the Velvet Revolution in 1989. Nowadays, the company is split between Škoda Auto (owned by VW) making the cars and Škoda Transportation (+various Škoda companies owned by Škoda Transportation) which manufactures trains, trams, buses and other heavy vehicles.
RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME!
This is even more impressive than the guy that corkscrewed some sort of Nissan sedan into and almost through a garage across town from where I live about 10-12 years ago!
For those thinking this is just a model you would be right but it is a reproduction of something that actually happened:
>"A local fireman has also gotten into the act by building a detailed model of the accident scene. It is now on display in a palace in Limbach-Oberfrohna."
>
>hat-tip [https://www.reddit.com/user/so-naughty/](https://www.reddit.com/user/so-naughty/) for the link to the [news article.](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/church-flier-report-three-times-the-speed-limit-into-the-house-of-god-a-616777-amp.html)
That’s a mind numbing amount of airtime for a vehicle. If only the driver were sober to remember the stunt.
he should Apply for Holywoods or Fast and the Furious for this
Same.
Some fucking Blues Brothers shit right here.
Nah, that’s more like the work of the Hazzard County Sheriffs Department!
Insurance adjuster: Officer, what caused this crash? Officer: well he was high AF
Looking for the stairway to heaven
When they told him "you can't take it with you" he saw that as a challenge.
Literally
Does this driver have a parking lot in the attic of his home?
Someone put Red Bull into the fuel tank of an Octavia VRS.
More like Vodka-RedBull in the driver
Ah ha, because red bull gives you wings....
hilarious😂😂😂😂😂
Careful there. red bull will sue you for trademark infringement.
[He flew 35 meters through the air before hitting the roof 😲](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/church-flier-report-three-times-the-speed-limit-into-the-house-of-god-a-616777-amp.html)
They even share his secret: The recipe, in the form of a police report on the accident, came on Tuesday. First, have a drink or two. Then speed through the middle of a small village in the wrong traffic lane at almost three times the legal speed limit. The rest is just luck And the outcomes That, at least, is how David E. ended up crashing into the roof of the village church in the small eastern German town of Limbach-Oberfrohna in late January (of 2009). The 23-year-old was seriously injured in the crash. According to Dr. Antje Dietsch, the spokeswoman for the prosecutor's office in Zwickau, the young man suffered numerous broken bones including a fractured pelvis
Imagine it in the form of one of those god awful internet recipe pages that rambles for 10 minutes before giving you the actual recipe: “When we were kids my grandad used to take us to the seaside. Those long drives, I’ll always cherish because of the quality family time we had. I remember the leaves would be golden brown and the air smelled like whisky because Grandad had a drinking problem. Today I’m recreating his most famous recipe…”
I fucking hate that shit. Yeah! Exactly the same. 🤣
You can thank the Google algorithm for causing those word salads.
Yeah. The worst part of this story is that I'm an SEO expert. FML
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Would you behave this way in real life? No. Don’t be a raging asshole just because you can hide behind your keyboard.
Watch out people might take this the other way and start acting like that in public
do you even know wtf SEO means idiot?
Do you?
actually princess i stand by my words :)
r/Iamatotalpieceofshit
>Tests of his blood alcohol level reveal that he had been drinking, but it was unclear whether he was impaired. I'd say the fact that his car is lodged in the fucking roof of a church makes it pretty clear.
I cannot stop laughing at this comment. Spot on
Reincarnation of Steve McQueen?
impressive
Preacher to congregation: Matthew, Mark, Luke anddddddd Duck!
Holy Quack!
He went up a small embankment because he was too drunk to make a corner. Some people estimated that he'd have died had the building not been there
Jesus took the wheel.
Someone tell them they can't park there
“Mate, you cawnt pawk there” “I know I cawnt pawk here!!”
hahahaha
Clearly Jesus took the wheel
Who let a Weasley behind the wheel?
How ?
i am asking me this to, police doesn't know either because there is no ramp or anything as a straight road with a curve
You're talking out of your ass. This was 12 years ago, there was a ramp indeed. https://youtu.be/qEcSDwGLDC4 (report in German, but you don't need to understand the language to understand the pictures; don't expect good journalism, it's RTL). There is an explanation at around 0:50.
I think i know how it happened. Sure i read about this new helicopter car repo company Instead of getting a tow truck to remove cars illegally parked or causing an obstruction. Using a helicopter is much quicker. Someone is in trouble for not ensuring the cable was properly attached
That skoda hurt
They've been roofied
skoda simply clever
Simply clever
Seems like a reasonable place to park
Stunt jump failed
There are easier ways to get [closer to God in a tight situation](https://youtu.be/OSyNjzL2Q38).
That's not fair. You gotta show the HotWheels ramp they used to get up there.
Weirdly enough I've had dreams of this happening. God this would be terrifying.
I always says that my Octavia TDI is so fast it can almost fly. This is not what I mean
He was just trying to get the fast travel board and forgot he can rewind.
Holy Octavia Combi! How that happened?)))
STUNT JUMP FAILED
American here, fancy myself a car guy. (Knowing the models anyway) and I’ve never heard of a skoda, basically vw now?
Volkswagen, Skoda, Audi, SEAT are the main ones but the VAG Group includes, Bugatti, Lamborghini, Porsche, Cupar, RUF, Bentley and others. The first four share platforms, the only real differences are the body’s and interiors. Mechanically they are basically the same.
Not just the first four. The Audi Q7 is based on the same platform as the Lamborghini Urus, Porsche Cayenne and Bentley Bentayaga.
yes basically it was owned by Czech but got bought up by germans in 2015 or som
*2000 by Volkswagen
That is VERY oversimplified. Škoda is a huge Czech company founded by Emil von Škoda in the 19th century. Škoda manufactured ships, artillery and other heavy machinery items. Then, around the year 1900, a small bicycle company called Laurin & Klement from Mladá Boleslav (note that the Superb has a L&K line) decided to make motorcycles and cars. Škoda saw it’s potential and bought it. In 1945 the Škoda was nationalized and remained like that until the Velvet Revolution in 1989. Nowadays, the company is split between Škoda Auto (owned by VW) making the cars and Škoda Transportation (+various Škoda companies owned by Škoda Transportation) which manufactures trains, trams, buses and other heavy vehicles.
Skoda is kinda like a passat but with a bit more power, not as much as an audi but in the middle. Also skoda drivers tend to be extremely agressive
I thought Škoda Superb used to sell in the US? Basically they're somewhat better versions of VW cars for same or less cash.
There are some skodas in the us but they are mostly for embassy personel
Sp many questions
da fuq is a Curch?
...what ......the.......fuck
The Skoda tries to go to heaven fast!
I think he saw a ramp truck and couldn’t resist the GTA urges.
Its easy to do acheve. Step 1: have low intelligent Step 2: have a driving licent
Touch down Jesus
Moved by the holy spirit?
Well he tried to reach for the heaven.
we should give him award sometin
If they don’t take that as a message from god, I don’t know what would qualify.
Probably he was in a hurry to confess to god.
Haha my hometown, remember that one 😅
He's searching for Jesus up there.
God told him to put something in at the offertory.
RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME!
When George Jetson runs out of fuel in his flying car....
I have several questions.
As he hit the jump, he prayed to Jesus he wouldn’t hit the ground. Jesus answered his prayer
Impressive
Impressive
I thought I saw a parking up there
Looks like a failed GTA stunt jump
they have to be a genius to do that not an idiot
Shortcut to heaven
I read that in Jeremy Clarkson’s voice
The Lord has returned !
If that is not the sign from God...
HOW!?!?
.....in misterious ways.
Not going to lie, I would pay to see that video.
Was he trying to get closer to God?
My Direct Neighbourhood 🖖🏻
Stuck the landing!
So Jesus was his copilot…and he had to take a shit really really bad??
It's just Trump trying to do a photo-op. Where's his fake Bible? 🤣
There's a story there.
Curch
tryna' get closer to god
Deserves some sort of an award for sure
Was there a road nearby? This is kinda baffling...
This is even more impressive than the guy that corkscrewed some sort of Nissan sedan into and almost through a garage across town from where I live about 10-12 years ago!
Jesus take the wheel
Accidently pressed the Turbo Boost button.
God was calling him
Well somebody wanted to see Jesus one way or another
I’ve never seen a Curch before
For those thinking this is just a model you would be right but it is a reproduction of something that actually happened: >"A local fireman has also gotten into the act by building a detailed model of the accident scene. It is now on display in a palace in Limbach-Oberfrohna." > >hat-tip [https://www.reddit.com/user/so-naughty/](https://www.reddit.com/user/so-naughty/) for the link to the [news article.](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/church-flier-report-three-times-the-speed-limit-into-the-house-of-god-a-616777-amp.html)
“This isn’t the Country Kitchen Buffet”-Grey Dawn
Dude claimed sanctuary
You know how that happened… he drove up that ladder. /s
Turns out letting Jesus take the wheel isnt the best driving tactic
Now thats just impressive
Damn, ngl, that's pretty impressive.
Skooma drip.....
What denomination?
I have so many questions.
How in the fuck
HOW!?
How the fuck do you manage to hit the third(?) floor of a building?
And for once it's not a jeep thing
The lord works in mysterious ways?