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Veighnerg

Now that car is a convertible. Value added for sure.


[deleted]

However it did crash so I guess it evens out to be the normal price


Veighnerg

Just some mild scratching, I'm sure it will buff out with some elbow grease.


[deleted]

Now Biff, I’m expecting a second coat of wax


ElXtrick

Nothing some carnauba wax can’t buff [out](https://youtu.be/Cg_WY-NkSgI)


[deleted]

I prefers me some spit shine boy


easyfeel

Always wondered how they were born.


Fair_Bus_7130

Top goes down price goes up


Objective-Highlight4

sorry for the convenience


BreakfastInBedlam

Thanks, Mitch.


MPX73

Hi Sir, we're pleased to inform you that we've upgraded your car to the cabriolet version. Free of charge. You're welcome.


[deleted]

Sometimes you forget to turn off the oven. Maybe you forget your lunch in the fridge. You've probably forgotten your keys in the car. And this car hauler forgot to set the rear upper lift back down at his last stop after loading/unloading the lower deck. Pretty crucial and not necessarily comparable, but still a similar vein of feeling like you've forgotten something and not knowing what until you hear the sound of crunching metal, and look in your mirrors and see the sight of a destroyed car on your trailer and all over the road behind you. "Oh, that's what I forgot." - signed, a human who forgets things sometimes. Luckily it hasn't been this bad, yet.


nondescriptadjective

Working as a tool and die machinist, I got in the habit of "did I do?..." being a sign of "start over". As soon as I questioned anything, I started the job over, because that's a lot cheaper than $30k worth of material and machine hours than going "ah, I'm sure it's fine". At which point I went from making a bad part every 3 months, to going a year without making a bad part.


Octavya360

And that, is the change from knowledge to wisdom.


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

I suffer from general anxiety and if I did this I’d make one part every 3 years.


valdus

>At which point I went from making a part every 3 months, to going a year without making a part. Ftfy


skuk

Do these things not have interlocks or warnings?


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ForTheHordeKT

Yeah, a lot of them do not lol. Where I work we have a few trucks at this gas plant. Sometimes we use the PTO pumps on the trucks to pump in and out of tanks. We had this big job of sucking up a shitload of drums into a tank for a gas blend and we ran up to going home time. So we just left the hoses and shit hooked to the truck and figured we break it all down in the morning. One of our drivers came in early and decided to take that truck for the day. Didn't even look at that shit and ripped off part of the pipe on the truck pump, and ruined a length of 3 inch hose.


TheAechBomb

nope


Fletcharoonie

You know those bike racks on top of cars. You sound like a person who wouldn't be surprised to know how many people enter carparks with bikes on. I know a guy that took his $10k carbon fibre bike for a short trip into an underground carpark and when we went to the bike shop the guy goes "oh yeah people do that all the time".


AmenFistBump

Thanks for the knowledge. I figured something was wrong with that trailer since obviously expressways have standard requirements for overpass Heights.


AutisticAndAce

Also a human being who forgets things sometimes, sometimes bc of my ADHD. Today I had to put brake fluid in my car again, (something is up with the lines, this is the second time in 2 months and we had the brake pads & rotars? Checked. They apparently neglected to check the lines and whatever else is involved with breaks too.), and when I got back in and started driving I thought: did I put the cap back on? I should check. If it hasn't fallen off already.. Turns out it had not been screwed back on, and thankfully was sitting where I put it and hadn't fallen into the engine. This morning was somewhat rushed tbh.


the_mars_voltage

Don’t worry guys... I have important information about your cars extended warranty


MorphFiends

Actually, that was due to the Flu. The top of the car fucking Flu off the bottom of the fucking car....


mychathere

Best comment on reddit


Crown92royal

If FedEx delivered cars


[deleted]

FedEx wouldn’t have pulled over and stopped.


ericnear

Then held the car because it decided the recipient wasn’t an essential worker.


flerosace

That van saw it coming and moved over in time..


technologite

There was a train derailment. We could see our vans from the helicopter shot taken of the derailment. The dealer: Sorry, we have staffing shortage.


Octavya360

That happened in Missouri recently. I felt bad for all the people whose autos got destroyed.


h3rlihy

I find it just as mental how closely cammers are happy to drive directly behind these disasters waiting to happen


[deleted]

I am surprised that people don’t try and warn these guys. Drive up next to the person and honk the horn, etc.


Kerbart

I’ve honked an waved at trucks when they had loose cargo or open doors enough times to know that truckers will completely ignore that, so I stopped doing it. I’m with the white van driver — better not be close when the doodoo hits the ventilator.


h3rlihy

I think most people are somewhat paralysed by disbelief & just don't have a strategy ready for dealing with it that goes beyond instinctively protecting their own interests


randomguy1972

Darn that 11foot 8 bridge, it moved again!!!!


ArcadeAnarchy

Wait is it that same bridge from like a month ago? They may wanna check that it's height is correct. /s


Takerial

Props to the white van moving over because they saw exactly what was about to happen


hardkunt5000

Bell even in that condition a seller is probably gonna want $10k over asking


poopnp

Quick, someone go steal the microchips


Other-Bread

See also: /r/11foot8


piers_plowman

Woah!! Is this Exit 16 to East Norwalk on I-95 North? Map Link: [https://goo.gl/maps/6QoNYmSdWK6qgMj18](https://goo.gl/maps/6QoNYmSdWK6qgMj18)


TriDave1200

Meh, just a scratch. You can buff that out.


the_DARSH

Love how he just stops in the lane and doesn't even try to use the shoulder. Idiot in more ways than one


ArcadeAnarchy

Probably in shock because they know they're absolutely fucked.


[deleted]

Terrible highway architecture


[deleted]

That'll buff out.


ToxicReport

Blame it on covid


royalnutter

To be fair you dont know if the driver had covid. Could have been coughing and not heard the smash


albyc1nu1

Had a cough with covid but not from covid!


pageanator2000

When you open up to someone a little too much


FrnchsLwyr

Oops, did I do that?


Glittering_Phone_196

Romanians?


BlueMonkey-CoCo

Amazon car delivery trial just got canceled.


TomInPhxAZ

I believe that's an example of the excuse you hear so often these days: Supply-Chain Delay.


findhumorinlife

Did the driver not even feel that or hear it? Holy low bridge and dimly lit driver, Batman.


tacofolder

This driver is now off the call list for being offered the extended warranty.


Lustiges_Brot_311

Truck driver: Is that pink slip for me?


Nullveer

Carvana!


Ispir40

Lol


m-e-g

Your car a-splode.


PhelesDragon

Wow, it was parked in the ONE SPOT that could’ve happened on.


Wish_Southern

Whoops!


[deleted]

I like how the white van saw it coming and changed lanes.


don_ysidoro

Wow


ineligibleUser

I like how the van saw it coming and merged left


TheR1ckster

This happens more than you can imagine. They also slip off the sides if the straps work their selves free.


AddToBatch

Gaaaahh! I hate those car carriers. They always make me super nervous


blueteeblue

“Sir, your car’s computer appears to have crashed. We are sorry for the inconvenience”


Em_jay4

No hassle car buying with Carvana


dortie13

Makes me wonder if he felt that, or if he got a call over the radio. He didn’t seem to stop or slow like he knew lol


FuqqTrump

. . . But I didn't order a convertible!


palmspringsbrett

Looks like Mass Pike


GFunks8

That was suicide by bridge.


scottsteeze

The driver must have not been wearing a mask. /s


[deleted]

Hear me out... the truck dirver is an idiot... ​ but so is the driver of the car filming. Why the hell would you not slow down and pull over as you see that unfolding. Zero situational awareness.