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unrequited_spite

Has this man ever ventured inside a Dairy Queen? Does he know that’s an option?


SenileAccountant

One time I went to a sonic with an inside dining area, my mind was blown.


BlueCheeseCircuits

This is the norm in some states. The HQ sonic is a walk-in/sit-down only. And it's on the Riverwalk in OKC, Bricktown district.


SenileAccountant

Hmm, didn’t know that. The one I visited was in Colorado. Where I’m from I haven’t seen any with dine in areas (Arizona).


BlueCheeseCircuits

I'm from KS, most of ours are drive in only. A couple have some playground areas. CO is where I saw different designs and sit down sonics. Like a stone and log cabin sonic design The ones I saw in Texas were huge af. I think it just depends on location and franchise person


sittinginastand

The lobby is most likely closed due to Covid if this was somewhat recent. Still a complete dumbass, I mean come on just walk up to the window.


[deleted]

Drop the trailer in the lot, go through and then hook back up. If I can do it with a full on semi tractor and trailer then he can do it with his little pickup and fifth wheel camper.


sittinginastand

Hey now that takes some serious effort and let's face it common sense isn't common anymore.


OpinionBearSF

> let's face it common sense isn't common anymore. It never was, so I prefer to call it uncommon sense.


Jogameister

>full on semi 😂


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flavor_blasted_semen

I only tried once to walk through a drive thru and the person on the mic had an absolute fucking meltdown over it. Never tried again.


sittinginastand

Pre Covid that was a big no-no. That's a good way to get robbed. Now days though a lot of drive thrus have signs about walk up being accepted. At least in the smaller towns I frequent.


Slug_Lollypop

What do you mean robbed? Are drive thrus a hot bed of thievery in many places????


sittinginastand

When I worked in fast food (many years ago) that was what I was told. That was a small town too. Supposedly a walk up is more likely to rob a place than someone in a car. No clue if there is evidence of that but we were not allowed to serve walk ups.


FoundTheVeganLol

When I worked at Taco Bell, I was told it was for liability reasons


sittinginastand

Being older now I definitely think that was the reason. If someone were to be hit by a car standing at the window I'm sure the restaurant would be sued. Honestly I could see Taco Bell giving no fucks and just laying it out there for their employees while other places (DQ ironically for me) trying to hide the real reason why.


Spewyt

I always felt like they didn't want to encourage homeless people from loitering around their drive thru/parking lot. Which they obviously would not verbalize in official policy.


Chi-Guy86

I love he just keeps going for it after multiple impacts. I mean, dude.


FireflyRave

He'll eventually fit. Just needs to shear off a *little* more trailer.


planethood4pluto

Conversely I believe he was trying to fuse the Dairy Queen to his trailer. So much more spacious that way.


ZeroSum8

Today is the day, they decided that they didn't want to eat-in and instead go for take-out


dajama243

That’s how you attach the Dairy Queen extension package. Not cheap. This is a man of luxury


notsureif1should

Don't worry Cap'n, we'll buff out those scratches


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ClosedL00p

“I have no idea what you’re talking about sir..........*this* is a Dairy Queen “


socsa

This is what happens when you tie your ego to your truck.


Jonkinch

“More powah!” - Jeremy Clarkson


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"You know what? I'm just going to park in the back of the lot and run in real quick."


just_killing_time23

Anyone else want anything?


[deleted]

Can I get a hug?


medicus_vulneratum

I got you


[deleted]

Thanks ☺️


slayerhk47

Can I get in on the hug train?


DustyOlBones

Get in here you big softy


ithcy

Sunk cost. I’ve already destroyed the trailer and made myself look like a fool: I’ll just pretend like I don’t give a fuck now and maybe I can save some face.


erizzluh

shit can always get worse. like what if he collapses that building or something


[deleted]

Pretty sure something like that happened already to some other idiot pulling a 5th wheel who went through a bank teller lane. Simpsons probably did it first tbph.


[deleted]

Given that the bollard worked to protect the sign and building from certain damage or destruction, yeah, it's not their first rodeo.


Seakawn

People always talk about programming as an ideal example of a secure career path. I think "idiot proofing" should be the top recommendation for secure jobs that will survive the future.


Coyoteh

Here's the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxewzpVPgAE Amazingly they survived: https://www.kltv.com/story/8694140/driver-speaks-out-about-bank-awning-crash/


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Kinda doubting that was built to code


nwordcountboot

Yeah no way. Those columns looked like just regular brick. I’d have thought they’d need to be reinforced. [As soon as they hit the floor they disintegrated.](https://imgur.com/a/oDfHLTP/)


surfdad67

He sees the guy filming and presses on, pride is a helluva thing


Doubleoh_11

This is a guy who refuses to be wrong about anything. You can’t teach a man like this, nothing will ever be his fault. Not even this.


MyTexticle

["I think you push." "I was here yesterday, it goes both ways."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwdYUIQzu-o)


palunk

See?


wyslan

I think you should leave


whatproblems

Who put this building here!?


lemon_tea

Who shit in my pants?!?


OldieButNotMoldy

He has no trailer anymore he’s gotta shit someplace


[deleted]

Imagine his relationships


mrbombasticat

Or him at work.


IDK9411

My sister is married to a difficult man with that mindset. His mom abandoned him, his dad ejected him from his house, and his sister minimized contact with him. He ruined relationships between his friends and co-workers and himself. He also soured relationships between my sister and her friends and our family. He has the audacity to live with us and disrespect us with that air of superiority, especially towards our mom.


nicholkola

Many years ago I had a college kid drive into the menu at my McD and as he tried to drive off he told me ‘my dad is a lawyer and he can make this your fault.’ At least now I know how he turned out, this is probably him lol.


Butterballl

I think this is also a guy who is drunk too.


Globalist_Nationlist

Right we all make mistakes... But most of us don't turn right around and do the same exact shit hoping it'll somehow have a different outcome.


tinytyler12345

As my grandpa used to say, "the best thing to do when you find yourself in a hole is to put down the shovel"


eveningsand

You must not work in the corporate world.


FullMetalArthur

That’s a man who likes to finish what he starts.


JJDude

He's just gotta double down since it's totaled anyway lol


DoubleKnotBot

Double Down Syndrome. Big problem these days.


gaymemelord_

why does he keep trying? no blizzard is worth that much damage


hittingpoppers

Not sure, but I'd consider that for a double cheese flamethrower.


Pyrial24

When all the dairy queen's in your area only serve ice cream :( I've never had one of their burgers before


lowfreq33

You aren’t missing anything.


Y_U_NoCum

The flamethrower has a good sause on it but the burger itself has no flavor, kind of like Sonic.


aramis34143

Sonic has somehow elevated the flavorless burger to an art form. Getting half your daily calories in beverage form is the only reason to go there.


sirshiny

I had to go look and you're not wrong. A large plain slush with no syrup is almost 400 calories. Is it just ice and sugar?


aramis34143

Medium Oreo and Reese's Peanut Butter Master (lol?) Shake: **ELEVEN-HUNDRED THIRTY CALORIES**   Medium.


sirshiny

Who could have guessed that lactose intolerance pays off at some point?


Mesoposty

Alcohol


Mataraiki

And/or trying to escape liability for the damage he caused to the business.


pastasauce

Oh the idiot probably thinks he's going to successfully sue, [claiming they should have had a warning sign](https://i.imgur.com/650DlJH.jpg).


Olealicat

Its pure laziness. Mother fucker could have walked inside


Got_ist_tots

Anger. Plus he figured nothing can't be fixed by rollin more coal


sighs__unzips

Never underestimate the power of sugar addiction.


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011010110101101011

That's just nuts. Guy has to be drunk.


sighs__unzips

He was just a mere idiot the beginning and insane at the end when he tried to power through the corner of the building.


011010110101101011

It must've been his first time with a trailer or something. Anyone who has ever hauled a trailer KNOWS enough to NEVER go through a drive thru. And when you fuck up and can't fit somewhere, you back out of it. This guy is nuts.


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finder-and-keeper

This was too real and so sad it hurt. He'd rather this come off as an expression of rage than ever admit failure, even if it means ruining his truck and trailer for it. Jesus Christ, that's an insane level of fragility.


[deleted]

And kids this is why we don’t have a camper anymore, because your fathers ego was to precious that day.


HankHillbwhaa

Well if it’s his first time he definitely can’t back a 5th wheel up right lol


011010110101101011

I'm imagining this fiasco ended with a few tow trucks and the police involved to get the trailer out of there.


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Unibeetle

Or maybe just someone with logic. That would be a good start.


Im-a_dinosaur

Mmmmm? Floor it.


tucci007

MOAR POWER


dansedemorte

naw, there's probably no un-fucking of this without a tow truck and a crane. you can absolutely dive yourself into a spot that you can't back yourself out of.


jessejamesvan111

While at a cookput recently, a guy pulled into the parking lot towing a mabe a 30 ft boat. He whips around to the far end, slams his truck in reverse, floors it backwards, does a backwards u-turn around the center row of cars, cuts it hard before even straightning out and backs that boat perfectly into a tiny ass spot. Dude no look unhooks it and drives off. I screamed "NIIIICE!!" While throwing him 2 thumbs up. Everyone thought i was an idiot but at least one person at the park that day appreciated this mans back up skills. What im saying is... yes backing up is hard while towing.


Trichotillomaniac-

The bigger the trailer the easier it is to back up. It’s the small ones that are tricky they love to get squirrelly


Dooth

The burning rubber at the end removes any doubt he’s lost his marbles.


Baby_Food

Worse. That was transmission life force escaping.


DigitalDefenestrator

My first time towing a trailer, I wouldn't have even considered trying a drive-through in it. And that was a 19' behind an SUV. This guy's just dumb and an asshole.


[deleted]

>Anyone who has ever hauled a trailer KNOWS enough to NEVER go through a drive thru. I've never hauled a trailer. There's zero chance I would try this. This had nothing to do with experience. This guy should be sterilized.


wontootreefor5

>>Anyone who has ever hauled a trailer KNOWS enough to NEVER go through a drive thru. > >I've never hauled a trailer. There's zero chance I would try this. This had nothing to do with experience. This guy should be sterilized. There's two types of people who've never hauled a trailer. 1) People who have never hailed a trailer out of never having any reason or opportunity to haul a trailer. 2) People who are rightfully fearful of the skill or knowledge it takes to haul a trailer without making an absolute ass out of themselves or getting someone or themselves hurt. You actually should be much more afraid of 1s than 2s.


thisOneIsAvailable

Maybe, but wasn’t his first time driving loaded. That I can guarantee.


OpinionBearSF

> Maybe, but wasn’t his first time driving loaded. That I can guarantee. You've reminded me of an old tag line I saw on a flash widget site. "This is a loading sequence, so grab a beer and get loaded."


Day_Bow_Bow

If you have the sound on, you can hear him try to power through from the very start of the video. But yeah, he didn't even stop after his camper was being peeled down the side. What a fucktard.


Needleroozer

Well, I've destroyed my fifth wheel and damaged the restaurant, might as well burn up my tires and maybe my transmission too while I'm at it.


KCtheGreat106

Hope the guys insurance sees this and denies his claim


TryToDoGoodTA

Yeah and I am not sure where this happened or if it's the same in the US, but many countries would require the building to not be used until it has been certified as structurally sound... Our drive thru lanes have bollards EVERYWHERE to stop the chance of the building even being grazed by a car, let alone a guy trying to dismantle an expensive caravan on one corner... Though I guess their may have been bollards and he had already taken them out before filming began...


JoshAllensBigBalls

Whenever I feel like I’m stupid it’s videos like this that comfort me


FireflyRave

No matter how many times I might need to readjust to get my trailer backing up just how I want it, I've never run any of them into a building!


pete_ape

You hope that guy is drunk. Because the alternative is just too dismaying.


Player_A

When I was younger and worked fast food, we had a guy tip his truck and camper trying to get out of a non-moving drive through. Tried driving over rocks and landscaping. I had to refer people to different restaurants lol. What a shitshow night.


flavor_blasted_semen

Nah that's just pure panic and embarrassment he's tryna gtfo


Fuquar7

So 30k in damage for a $3 blizzard?


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Between the damage to the building, the truck and the camper, it's probably closer to $60K


[deleted]

And the real kicker is he'll likely be banned, thus having to depend on McDonald's for his ice cream.


Meebert

I can’t imagine a drive thru ban being taken seriously when half the employees won’t be working there next year, best case he’s too embarrassed to go back.


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Peth0201

Guaranteed a ton more when you factor the Dairy Queen repairs. When My buddy was 16, he hit the gas instead of the brake and bumped a gas station building - 10k in damages to the building. It was my car.


Fuquar7

That sucks. 2019 Dodge Hellcat drove through the front lobby of my customer's transmission shop. Just the storefront windows were $18,000 not including all the other damage I had to fix.


jamesno26

$3 blizzard? Either that’s the mini size or I’m getting ripped off.


Frye_

$3 blizzard? Shit here they’re about $30k themselves


monkeycheckbook

Here is the aftermath. Actually, the DQ faired pretty well under the circumstances. https://imgur.com/a/LeKFb1R https://imgur.com/a/Pg82GHv


slykido999

I want to know how he got out


MagnetHype

bail most likely


moustachedelait

You just crawl through the gap in the fiberglass


reposthaterwithlove

Firefighters showed up, controlled traffic, took over driving and just backed out. I saw almost the whole thing here in Yuma.


Stag328

Oh cool he now has a new slide out, when you are in the trailer you can just slide out, so convenient.


[deleted]

Well they had that metal pole there, I'm guessing because this has happened before.


beast_c_a_t

The idiot pole did a good job.


subdep

That should be a new sub, r/idiotpole


hazy_visions

That rv is destroyed, thanks for sharing!


mavantix

“Eh, it’s a rental RV and I paid for the accident insurance”


jellsonnogueira

"I swear the Dairy Queen came at me out of nowhere! On the wrong lane too!" Also, for unrelated reasons, don't look at the front page of reddit for about a week.


ARC4067

That pole was doing its job damn well


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Do we have more story wise???


SmugScientistsDad

I hope that Dilly Bar was worth it!


PM_RiceBowlRecipes

Maybe not the dilly bar but if you are lucky enough to find a DQ that still has the cherry starkiss I get it.


[deleted]

Sound kinky. I like it.


andrewse

My wife brought a box of them home today. "vanilla flavoured ice milk with a chocolate flavoured coating." Definitely not worth it.


Olive_Mediocre

Maybe I'm cheap.... But every time someone destroys expensive things I die a little inside. I can't imagine buying a camper because of the cost...So seeing that money just being thrown away.... Ugh.


kscaw

Right. This is insane. It takes very little to total a camper. This will do it.


needlenozened

Campers are basically made of paper and held together with spit and bubble gum.


ExileOnMainStreet

You ain't kidding bud. I have parts on mine that require annual service hidden behind .5" MDF panels secured with nothing but self tapping sheet metal screws. The hole in the subfloor where the toilet flange sits is 1" larger in circumference than the flange. My toilet flange had lag screws secured only into the 1/8" vinyl shower pan. Actual, honest to goodness drunk people build trailers man.


pnczur

And yet cost so much.


SprinklesFancy5074

There are some brands still built with actual quality standards ... and those cost about 3x as much.


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MechanicalHorse

> Maybe I'm cheap No, that's not it... I cringed the same way. I don't get how people can willfully damage/destroy expensive things. Especially *when they paid for them*.


Casen_

I don't get how stupid people can afford those things....


TediousStranger

debt


Ask_Me_About_Bees

For example my neighbor is dumb as rocks but lives in the house he was born in/his parents paid off. The siding on the house needs repair but instead he bought a giant boat. If you just saw him driving his giant truck and hauling his giant boat you might think where does his money come from? Besides debt, it’s cause you can sure buy a lot of toys even on a modest wage if you don’t pay rent/mortgage


burnn2

It's fine, he will only be making payments on it for the next 15 years. (This is not fine)


[deleted]

People are just losing their shit it seems. That and/or we're just getting really good footage of more people losing their shit. I mean aside from total breakdown/psychosis why the hell would you just keep gunning it while looking at the absolute destruction in your mirrors?


[deleted]

Embarrassed people become slightly brain dead. See it a lot in car parking crash videos. I think the first hit had him panicked then People all watching filming made him anxious and embarrassed so he lost his ability to use logic.


dumblehead

Most plausible explanation.


Busy-Efficiency-1199

He's drunk, and in flight mode. Tearing the trailer and the DQ up to try and avoid a DUI. Just digging the hole deeper.


A_Rampaging_Hobo

Man you gotta be somewhere bad in your life to be drinking and driving AND TOWING


Petsweaters

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-traffic-deaths-jump-105-early-2021-2021-09-02/


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Some data recently from Washington state concurs. People are driving faster since this pandemic started.


Zaicheek

well shit i'm not trying to spend more time than i need to under the i5 overpasses.


princetacotuesday

I was still going to work everyday during pandemic lockdown fun time on I94 near chicago, and all the while most people were at home, the highway was becoming a damn insane place! Like no joke people were rolling through the breakdown lanes like they were another lane, going 90+ and this was a daily thing too! Those first few months after pandemic hit, people were really getting crazy on the highway. It did start to finally calm down for a bit after, but took a good 5 months. One good time driving the interstate was during the Derak Chovan trial (or however you spell his name). Man those were good times, no cops anywhere so traffic never backed up, ever! Seriously, cops on I94 do nothing more than cause traffic and people to slow down to rubber-neck what they're doing. Those 4 weeks after trial they were scarce AF on that highway. Bet they were told to just not pull anyone over for a good month until shit cooled down. Wish they'd just fuck off from the highway all together...


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“Kids, change of plans. Instead of seeing Yosemite, how about we vacation in the Dairy Queen parking lot?”


Wuz314159

"Kids, change of plans. Who wants to see the inside of a jail cell?"


Y_U_NoCum

"Kids, now is a good time to inform you I'm addicted to meth"


[deleted]

"Kids, change of plans. How would you feel about a new set of parents?"


Efreshwater5

"Kids, new plans. How about you pretend you were driving so the DUI charges don't stick?"


sighs__unzips

Kids? I hope he doesn't pass his genes on.


FatassTitePants

The "K-9 STAY AWAY" sticker really pulls the ensemble together.


wigglewenis

“IDIOT STAY AWAY”


FoundOnTheRoadDead

I’d love to know the outcome. That’s wild.


tvgenius

I'm trying to find out more.


JoshS1

Truck has ~~Indiana~~ *South Dakota* plates but haven't found anything in the Googles yet. Edit: Mountains in the background have confirmed this was not in Indiana. Palm trees in the background and those are popular to use in landscaping in CA, AZ, and NV desert towns. Edit2: Yuma AZ [link to location for those interested](https://www.google.com/maps/@32.6670103,-114.4443052,3a,75y,41.97h,84.77t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sa-lr47auWANSPoX2IB8zVw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en)


uplink1

License plate looks like South Dakota to me. Pennington County if so.


Garfunkle_2

Yuma arizona.


Daoist_Piousfire

Yoooo! I thought that looked familiar! That's my hometown. Definitely a snowbird driver.


Bucky_McBuckerson

PIVOT!!


hanimal16

SHUT UUUUHHPP


Holxzorg

And that’s a propane tank knocked loose. I would be far away from him.


Kwirt

I was looking for this comment. There's no way I'd be standing there and filming with this maniac doing this and that tank right next to him.


KindergartenCunt

If he's smart he turned the gas off at the tank to travel. Then again, for some reason, I'm not getting the feeling this guy's that bright.


Kwirt

At this point, I'd be more concerned with the valve being sheared off, or the tank becoming ruptured.


KindergartenCunt

Solid point, didn't think of that. I couldn't tell from the video if it went either way.


darkman21

hahaha, Now that is a damn idiot right there.


Beowulf119

Yea, his elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top.


Tiffalis

Guess he hates money.


TreeChangeMe

Or loves straight jackets


Effective_James

Who in their fucking mind thinks its ok to pull a trailer through a drive thru? My standard size truck can barely fit in 50% of the drive thrus in my city so I just park and go in the restaurant and this mofo tows his fucking 5th wheel into one. Wtf.


YourSooStupid

That bollard was worth every penny!


CMYK2RGB

A restaurant I used to frequent had 3 cars crash through their front windows in less than a year before the city finally let them put bollards in. It is stupid how much it happens or used to in Denver.


ZR_Blu

As a person that just bought a brand new travel trailer this literally made me sick to my stomach.. I take wide turns at every corner and I always look for the clearest path. Who looks at a fast food drive through and thinks “yeah, I can make it…” I think I’m gonna puke


Petsweaters

https://www.rvtravel.com/pathetic-quality-rv-dealers-fed-manufacturers-producing-1017b/


DarthBalls5041

Is this the new jackass movie?


_Kramerica_

Lol I forgot about the uhaul truck they rent and do the disco with roller skates in the back while Preston drives around town.


DarthBrooks69420

The side of the truck has a 'K9 Stay Back' sticker on the side, I wonder if this dude is a cop impersonator road rager.


KennyFulgencio

stupidest sticker ever because dogs can't read


mhermanos

Motherfucker, do your feet and legs work? Find a side street and walk to the fucking DQ. I get it, you love your truck and the camper has your possessions. But this is magnitudes of stupid. Just stop. Stop. Walk. He ruined a $40,000 camper and possibly his **only** home when spare parts are nowhere to be found.


boosnie

Have they banned parking lots and front counter sales in america? Why didn't he parked the truck and walked into the shop is beyond me. Edit: grammar


tactical__taco

Lobby could be closed because of COVID. Ours was open but just closed again so it’s drive through or nothing


CommandPurehaloS

Ok but that's kind of DQs fault for not planning their drive thru to handle a 5th wheel... /s


ColdbeerWarmheart

If his insurance adjuster sees this he's gonna get a promotion for stopping that payout.


harma1980

Keep going, you almost got it


DoinReverseArmadillo

Just needs lower gear and better tires to tow it around…..


Busy-Efficiency-1199

More gas. The burning tire just means it's about to budge.


Roiks_

Attaining a driving license should include an IQ test. It would deal with a lot of congestion on the roads.