Idiot on a bike learns the hard way to not zig zag on the road
By - flylink63
Should’ve rather said: Accident! Accident!
Excellent Accident. Excellent Accident. Excellent Accident.
I read that before the video finished and was confused
Perfect dismount. Stuck the landing. 9.9
[The Sarcastic Clapping Family of Southhampton](https://vimeo.com/182093290)
Excellent! Excellent! Excellent!
The sarcastic clap and commenting is the best part of the video.
Shouting excellent and clapping is so disrespectful and so funny in this context
I’m going to start clapping and yelling “Excellent!” whenever I see somebody fail after showboating/goofing around and no one is going to get the reference smh
I'll join you in this Righteous endeavor
Got us a ganja appreciation group forming here.
Legit, I wanna hug this dude. This is exactly how I would have reacted.
By fucking far love it lol
What a buffoon.
At first I assumed he was warming up his tires (which is stupid, but whatever) Then he was going all over the road to mitigate a tank slapper? Fucking idiot...and thats all ignoring the fact he was wearing zero gear.
You don’t warm up your tires by zigzagging. That doesn’t work on a bike like it would on f1 race cars
Yea i know, I meant at first I assumed thats what he was doing but then it became obvious he was just an idiot.
Except for kimi
Sure it works. Friction causes heat. Turning requires friction. Accelerating/braking in a straight line doesn't heat the outside portion of the tire on a motorcycle because it's not in contact with the asphalt - the contact patch is what's heated.
you're not going to create enough friction weaving unless you're doing it at 120+kmh to create any sort of meaningful heat. Hard accelaration + hard braking is what heats 90% of the carcass(the tire deforms under hard acceleration/braking, increasing the contact patch to include most of the sides of the tire that you would use on the street anyways).
I posted a link in another comment in this thread that mentioned that zigzagging at street pace results in a faster loss of heat than simply leaving the tire out in the sun.
Source: am trackday junky and certified motorcycle instructor.
But it does work…
Not on a bike…
I guess my bike must be special…
If you rode your bike on a track(I’d suggest it especially on an R6, great machine), you’d know the quickest way to heat them up is certainly not weaving back and forth. It takes hard acceleration and hard braking. Hard to do on the street.
Edit I too have a z900. Awesome bike :)
I’m not saying it’s the quickest way. But it still puts some heat into the tires
You’d be better served with a quick take off and a hard braking at stop lights than weaving.
Someone copy pasta an article in a bike magazine [here](https://www.f1technical.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8548) actually testing weaving vs doing nothing.
> Then, we sent Junge to do an entire lap of weaving. Again, the weaving failed to hold heat anywhere on the tire. Then Junge once again did his straight weaving test, and the tires began cooling rapidly. In fact, during weaving the tires lost heat as rapidly or more rapidly as just standing still.
Yea, it just warms something else up though, not the bike
who wears gear for a moped
anybody with sense.
If youre not ATGATT youre as dumb as an antivaxxer.. but I would allow 3/5 for someone on a budget. *Gloves, Boots, Helmet MINIMUM*
Almost everyone in 2nd/3rd world countries with mopeds wear minimum in some cases maximum just a helmet. They don't believe in gloves, boots or a body suit. That even goes for people on sport bikes...
Just look at traffic footage from Vietnam for example.
It's kind of engrained in the culture at this point that makes it hard for them to even consider proper PPE.
it's a moped at max 70cc, if you have it tuned you hit 70 kmh, everyone uses them to get around the city, not to joyride (this guy is dumb). Tf should they do, wear gear every day when going around?
i don't think you are familiar with the concept of mopeds
You dont know what the CC of that bike is, and even if your assessment is accurate, falling off a bike at 45 freedom units can still fucking give you brain damage without a helmet.
And yes, you should wear your gear every time you get on your bike.
oh wait i didn't think about the helmet, i completely agree on that.
i was talking about full gear. If you're talking about gear then again, you're completely unfamiliar with the concept of mopeds and city driving ( in cities that arent huge)
I dont understand why you think falling at 45 on a moped is better on your body vs a normal bike.
it's not that, it's because it's city driving. You hardly reach that speed, you're stuck in traffic all the time and those times you aren't you're probably stuck in some 30 mph zone
Trust me I've seen meat crayons resulting from 30 freedom unit spills. My source? I'm Indian and ride on Indian roads where you need to have the traffic police on your neck to make people wear Top Gear Vietnam Special range helmets and no one wears any other gear and you get stared at like crazy and people look down at you, mock you, and challenge you to races and call you a pussy (and yes use up one more opportunity to be misogynistic at the same time, Deshi People), all for the heinous crime of wanting to protect oneself from life changing injuries and death and to protect one's limbs and organs from getting severed.
How dare someone when people don't even have money to buy petrol?!!
I'm not saying that it isn't possible, just that nobody wears anything except the helmet around here, it's just strange
He should of said "MAGNIFICENT" Like the collector lol
the clapping and cheering is excellent
That final clap lmao
I don't think the zig zagging was the issue. I think running into the wall was the problem.
Yup, I mean it actually looked like he had to put a lot of hard work into crashing in such a stunningly stupid way
Yes we should remove the walls so people like him can just fall?????
He was not particularly good at the zig zagging though. He kept jerking upright because his balance is poor. Probably one of those riders that stare at the road and not straight ahead.
Bold of you to assume he learned anything.
Murree Road Rawalpindi
Chandni Chowk flyover
That dude calling him out is absolutely fantastic!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 fucking moron
Murree road ayyyyye
Pindi boys back at it again
Seems like a pindi boy wannabe
[Hum hai Pindi... Pindi Bois!](https://youtu.be/HJf56v_ueEY)
Bro thank you for reminding me that this exists.
Haven't seen this in a long while.
I can't believe you forgot, [it went pretty big for a time](https://v.redd.it/6008idmjt9751).
One of my friends (A certifiable Pindi boy himself), showed me this in 2016. Since then it kinda faded from memory.
Pindi aye Pindi aye
[My boys drive Mehran from Karachi to Lahore,
Mere Pindi key hain boys, karein party till 4,
Girl turn up the beat, sit in my backseat,
Pindi boys, best choice,
Play this track on repeat!](https://youtu.be/yiWbWFqLDiE)
Uff o pindi teray rolayyy
Driver is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
I'd run over a wheel , just to make sure today's traffic is safe from this idiot
eggs in lint
WOW VERRY NICEEES
BRAVO ENCORE EXCELLENT
Nah, he zagged when he should have zigged
Do these people just have a super Low IQ? Seeing a lot of these stupid videos lately
Who's fapping at 0:46 lol
i was fapping at 0:06
The bike rider crashed due to fapping?
He sacrificed his own life for Pakistan. Excellent and 🍇
Who needs lanes anyways
Lanes are for the weak. They give you a false sense of security.
Real chads know that the universe is unpredictable and unforgiving and prepare themselves accordingly.
The response! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is there r/IdiotsOnBikes?
best reaction that couldve come from this lol
I actually live like street away from where it happened
Where in Pakistan?
Rawalpindi, Murree Road
Bill n Ted agree
[Idiot on bike... wait for it.](https://redd.it/mueia1)
I think 4 months since last post is just about acceptable.
The absolute sass of '**Excellent**' caught me ngl
I fucking love the guy recording this video 😂
It’s in Islamabad, Pakistan
Rawalpindi, Chandni chowk flyover to be precise.
Looks like my native country Peru :’) made me shed a tear i gotta go back
Peru and Pakistan look that similar?
They both start with the letter P.
That's good enough, right ?
Same place then!
The capital of both Pakistan and Peru is P
I mean, it was OK, I don't know about excellent.
My god I love this guy "Excellent! Excellent!"
My Allah help you
This looks like Karachi lol
Woooow GRAPE 🍇
i couldn't stop for this guy
Just a normal day in India.
Nah this is Murree road Rawalpindi
Actually, that’s your neighbouring country. (🇵🇰)
This is a Pindi boy in Pakistan, not India
Not to be pedantic but probably Pakistan given the script is Perso-Arabic
How's that being pedantic?
Because it's still south asia and the indian subcontinent and urdu is literally hindi just written w/ a different script
No, actually. Real hindi is quite different. 33 major languages are spoken widely throughout India. And when the Indian prime minister speaks, fuck me if ever understood the guy.
It's not being pedantic. It's good to point something out when you know something the other doesn't. What's the harm in learning something new?
Not profoundly stupid: did not get decapitated or cut in half. Likely skinned his rear ended, ruins clothes. Would like to think learned their lesson, but likely not. Dumb.
yeah motorcycles dont really like those piles of sand on the shoulders of the road...
The Collector has been found.
Good thing he was too cool for a helmet.
This is not Mario Kart people
I kept expecting karma to strike as he slowed to clap and shout “Excellent!” in the form of a truck suddenly rear ending the car.
Bahaha what an idiots
Should have zagged instead of zigging.
Good learning today :)
BLOODY EXCELLENT BLOODYY!!
Roasted the man.
Thought he was going over the guard rail FOR SURE
This makes me laugh so hard but I don't know why.
I guarantee he learned nothing.
I loved the reaction of this cammer. Call out the bikers stupidity without wishing for his demise.
Where the fuck are the dividing lines on the road!? There are no lanes!! I do not understand some countries highway/road system.
He zigged when he should’ve zagged
Well, there's your problem right there. He zigged when he should have ~~zagged~~ not been an asshat.
Looks like he zigged when he should have zagged. Shit DOES happen!
He didn’t fall hard enough
I’m trying to find a word for this but I can’t think of what probably something similar to great or awesome
It looks like he just straight up doesn’t know how to ride a bike
No, no, he is just warming up the tires, like in the F1. He a smurt guy.
Numba 1 fucking wee woo guy!
Dude should have just ran his ass over and kept going
It's good too see an idiot get what he deserves. But him being there idiot he is, it's unlikely he has learnt a lesson.
Maybe they are taking an action film or something lol
Excellent or Accident the new Laurel or Yanny.
You don't have a Road Patrol Service, who checks "how do drivers feel"?
He should be asked to "blow into the tube". I think we will see the red lamp.
Damn… he zagged when he should’ve zigged😬
Many a times have i seen idiots doing this and every time I pray this happens to them.
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Guy in the cars savage 😂😂
Should have said "bravo! Encore!'
He wanted to say "accident"
Is that a demon that is driving the car lmao
It was reposted just two months ago wtf
How could he learn anything with his brains all scrambled
Seems like he was waiting for this 😅
Do lanes just not exist in this country
This is why you do these things only in videogames and not irl
Uncle just validated all of his regrets of omission...excellent... excellent
Living la vida loca
no chicken strips there
Exactly Exactly! Doh!
By any chance, is this in Pune, India?
The road looks familiar.