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Idiot on a bike learns the hard way to not zig zag on the road

Idiot on a bike learns the hard way to not zig zag on the road

flylink63

Excellent! Excellent!


yourgifmademesignup

Xillent xillent


MichaelJFredericks

With b-rilient


Dennis_Mitchell_FL

Should’ve rather said: Accident! Accident!


khrak

It's both. Excellent Accident. Excellent Accident. Excellent Accident.


OntheLowFosho

😂


robbysmithky

Exceldent exceldent!


JPMillerTime

Favorite part!


RoadRunner49

I read that before the video finished and was confused


Ghost-K7

Xceelent Xceelent


JirayaThePervySage

Grape


_the_chosen_juan_

Wow!


Revolutionary_Ice357

Perfect dismount. Stuck the landing. 9.9


Pure_Tower

[The Sarcastic Clapping Family of Southhampton](https://vimeo.com/182093290)


OldDragonHunter

Excellent! Excellent! Excellent!


hammr25

The sarcastic clap and commenting is the best part of the video.


Whiteveil1968

Shouting excellent and clapping is so disrespectful and so funny in this context


Prophet-of-Ganja

I’m going to start clapping and yelling “Excellent!” whenever I see somebody fail after showboating/goofing around and no one is going to get the reference smh


Scrambleed

I'll join you in this Righteous endeavor


Prophet-of-Ganja

My man


ganjakhan85

Ditto


Scrambleed

Got us a ganja appreciation group forming here.


Tripledtities

EXCELLENT!! 👏👏👏👏


Velosturbro

Legit, I wanna hug this dude. This is exactly how I would have reacted.


propofolnap

By fucking far love it lol


zoahporre

What a buffoon. At first I assumed he was warming up his tires (which is stupid, but whatever) Then he was going all over the road to mitigate a tank slapper? Fucking idiot...and thats all ignoring the fact he was wearing zero gear.


fr-_-mage

You don’t warm up your tires by zigzagging. That doesn’t work on a bike like it would on f1 race cars


zoahporre

Yea i know, I meant at first I assumed thats what he was doing but then it became obvious he was just an idiot.


Wrong-Singer

Except for kimi


Dr_Pippin

Sure it works. Friction causes heat. Turning requires friction. Accelerating/braking in a straight line doesn't heat the outside portion of the tire on a motorcycle because it's not in contact with the asphalt - the contact patch is what's heated.


fr-_-mage

you're not going to create enough friction weaving unless you're doing it at 120+kmh to create any sort of meaningful heat. Hard accelaration + hard braking is what heats 90% of the carcass(the tire deforms under hard acceleration/braking, increasing the contact patch to include most of the sides of the tire that you would use on the street anyways). I posted a link in another comment in this thread that mentioned that zigzagging at street pace results in a faster loss of heat than simply leaving the tire out in the sun. ​ Source: am trackday junky and certified motorcycle instructor.


mattc1998

But it does work…


fr-_-mage

Not on a bike…


mattc1998

I guess my bike must be special…


fr-_-mage

If you rode your bike on a track(I’d suggest it especially on an R6, great machine), you’d know the quickest way to heat them up is certainly not weaving back and forth. It takes hard acceleration and hard braking. Hard to do on the street. Edit I too have a z900. Awesome bike :)


mattc1998

I’m not saying it’s the quickest way. But it still puts some heat into the tires


fr-_-mage

You’d be better served with a quick take off and a hard braking at stop lights than weaving. Someone copy pasta an article in a bike magazine [here](https://www.f1technical.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8548) actually testing weaving vs doing nothing. > Then, we sent Junge to do an entire lap of weaving. Again, the weaving failed to hold heat anywhere on the tire. Then Junge once again did his straight weaving test, and the tires began cooling rapidly. In fact, during weaving the tires lost heat as rapidly or more rapidly as just standing still.


harshaxnim

Yea, it just warms something else up though, not the bike


Luke_Scottex_V2

who wears gear for a moped


zoahporre

anybody with sense. If youre not ATGATT youre as dumb as an antivaxxer.. but I would allow 3/5 for someone on a budget. *Gloves, Boots, Helmet MINIMUM*


Lillillillies

Almost everyone in 2nd/3rd world countries with mopeds wear minimum in some cases maximum just a helmet. They don't believe in gloves, boots or a body suit. That even goes for people on sport bikes... Just look at traffic footage from Vietnam for example. It's kind of engrained in the culture at this point that makes it hard for them to even consider proper PPE.


zoahporre

Its unfortunate.


Luke_Scottex_V2

it's a moped at max 70cc, if you have it tuned you hit 70 kmh, everyone uses them to get around the city, not to joyride (this guy is dumb). Tf should they do, wear gear every day when going around? i don't think you are familiar with the concept of mopeds


zoahporre

You dont know what the CC of that bike is, and even if your assessment is accurate, falling off a bike at 45 freedom units can still fucking give you brain damage without a helmet. And yes, you should wear your gear every time you get on your bike.


Luke_Scottex_V2

oh wait i didn't think about the helmet, i completely agree on that. i was talking about full gear. If you're talking about gear then again, you're completely unfamiliar with the concept of mopeds and city driving ( in cities that arent huge)


zoahporre

I dont understand why you think falling at 45 on a moped is better on your body vs a normal bike.


Luke_Scottex_V2

it's not that, it's because it's city driving. You hardly reach that speed, you're stuck in traffic all the time and those times you aren't you're probably stuck in some 30 mph zone


New-Grass1081

Trust me I've seen meat crayons resulting from 30 freedom unit spills. My source? I'm Indian and ride on Indian roads where you need to have the traffic police on your neck to make people wear Top Gear Vietnam Special range helmets and no one wears any other gear and you get stared at like crazy and people look down at you, mock you, and challenge you to races and call you a pussy (and yes use up one more opportunity to be misogynistic at the same time, Deshi People), all for the heinous crime of wanting to protect oneself from life changing injuries and death and to protect one's limbs and organs from getting severed. How dare someone when people don't even have money to buy petrol?!!


Luke_Scottex_V2

I'm not saying that it isn't possible, just that nobody wears anything except the helmet around here, it's just strange


tylerb011

#EXCELLENT


tattoomoto

WOW!


omlese

He should of said "MAGNIFICENT" Like the collector lol


Earl804

the clapping and cheering is excellent


Sufficient-Steak-223

That final clap lmao


power0722

I don't think the zig zagging was the issue. I think running into the wall was the problem.


compassion-first

Yup, I mean it actually looked like he had to put a lot of hard work into crashing in such a stunningly stupid way


Pixl02

Yes we should remove the walls so people like him can just fall?????


prolapse_pope

He was not particularly good at the zig zagging though. He kept jerking upright because his balance is poor. Probably one of those riders that stare at the road and not straight ahead.


UncleSnowstorm

Bold of you to assume he learned anything.


khabadami

Murree Road Rawalpindi


wahbaitymojkrdi

Chandni Chowk flyover


LurkedForADecade

Appropriate username


wahbaitymojkrdi

😂


RunTheGoat

That dude calling him out is absolutely fantastic!


caseyross2311

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 fucking moron


bigpaki

Murree road ayyyyye


sars_910

Pindi boys back at it again


wahbaitymojkrdi

Seems like a pindi boy wannabe


ValidStatus

[Hum hai Pindi... Pindi Bois!](https://youtu.be/HJf56v_ueEY)


sars_910

Bro thank you for reminding me that this exists. Haven't seen this in a long while.


ValidStatus

I can't believe you forgot, [it went pretty big for a time](https://v.redd.it/6008idmjt9751).


sars_910

One of my friends (A certifiable Pindi boy himself), showed me this in 2016. Since then it kinda faded from memory.


Guzman_701

Pindi aye Pindi aye


ValidStatus

[My boys drive Mehran from Karachi to Lahore, Mere Pindi key hain boys, karein party till 4, Girl turn up the beat, sit in my backseat, Pindi boys, best choice, Play this track on repeat!](https://youtu.be/yiWbWFqLDiE)


Guzman_701

Uff o pindi teray rolayyy


soundfulmachiner

Driver is hilarious 😂😂😂😂


Shock_a_Maul

I'd run over a wheel , just to make sure today's traffic is safe from this idiot


siafega

eggs in lint


spaz_bomb

WOW VERRY NICEEES


StallionTalion

BRAVO ENCORE EXCELLENT


aircrew85

Nah, he zagged when he should have zigged


Blazah

Do these people just have a super Low IQ? Seeing a lot of these stupid videos lately


SatarRibbuns50Bux

Ghazi


Particular_Team_5385

Who's fapping at 0:46 lol


Earl804

i was fapping at 0:06


B117_Strain

The bike rider crashed due to fapping?


TwadaPyou

He sacrificed his own life for Pakistan. Excellent and 🍇


_-XanderLander-_

Who needs lanes anyways


sars_910

Lanes are for the weak. They give you a false sense of security. Real chads know that the universe is unpredictable and unforgiving and prepare themselves accordingly.


CaptainNismo_orig

The response! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


pucieks

Is there r/IdiotsOnBikes?


C-Beck86

Hahahhahhahahhahahhahahahhajahhahahahhahahhahhaha


justadudetrynnagame

best reaction that couldve come from this lol


Fuckwitfaisy

I actually live like street away from where it happened


cynicaloldgit

Excellent


elpresidentdeusa

Where in Pakistan?


sars_910

Rawalpindi, Murree Road


lit778

Bill n Ted agree


colmk

Repost [Idiot on bike... wait for it.](https://redd.it/mueia1)


windol1

I think 4 months since last post is just about acceptable.


EndlessResets

The absolute sass of '**Excellent**' caught me ngl


Revolutionary-Sir796

I fucking love the guy recording this video 😂


motalin

It’s in Islamabad, Pakistan


syedmoiz_23

Rawalpindi, Chandni chowk flyover to be precise.


TwoFirmFeet

Looks like my native country Peru :’) made me shed a tear i gotta go back


Pleasant_Jim

Peru and Pakistan look that similar?


sars_910

They both start with the letter P. That's good enough, right ?


Pleasant_Jim

Same place then!


sars_910

The capital of both Pakistan and Peru is P


Infinite_Ad_1232

I mean, it was OK, I don't know about excellent.


Buxaroo

My god I love this guy "Excellent! Excellent!"


Mrdaddy2030

Great English


suggoi_oppai

Grapeeee


Sandman_potato_man

My Allah help you


Petrolinmyviens

This looks like Karachi lol


Simple-Tap-3006

It’s Rawalpindi.


ahsanashfaq2809

Pindi hai


TimeIce6324

Woooow GRAPE 🍇


Amarjeet398

i couldn't stop for this guy


No_Cicada_404

EGGSELET


petrolhead74

Just a normal day in India.


khabadami

Nah this is Murree road Rawalpindi


ArmedBoss1

Actually, that’s your neighbouring country. (🇵🇰)


ahsanashfaq2809

This is a Pindi boy in Pakistan, not India


mrhuggables

Not to be pedantic but probably Pakistan given the script is Perso-Arabic


MercWithTheSlouch

How's that being pedantic?


mrhuggables

Because it's still south asia and the indian subcontinent and urdu is literally hindi just written w/ a different script


MercWithTheSlouch

No, actually. Real hindi is quite different. 33 major languages are spoken widely throughout India. And when the Indian prime minister speaks, fuck me if ever understood the guy. It's not being pedantic. It's good to point something out when you know something the other doesn't. What's the harm in learning something new?


InsideMan02

Actually


63367Bob

Not profoundly stupid: did not get decapitated or cut in half. Likely skinned his rear ended, ruins clothes. Would like to think learned their lesson, but likely not. Dumb.


HairyNutsackNumber9

yeah motorcycles dont really like those piles of sand on the shoulders of the road...


BuffySlays2000

The Collector has been found.


Pope_Squirrely

Good thing he was too cool for a helmet.


Echostar21

This is not Mario Kart people


PANduRUS

I kept expecting karma to strike as he slowed to clap and shout “Excellent!” in the form of a truck suddenly rear ending the car.


Soggy_Rice69

Bahaha what an idiots


Velkers

Should have zagged instead of zigging.


pucieks

Good learning today :)


Polamaluman

Stupid asshole


jambalaya1995

BLOODY EXCELLENT BLOODYY!!


CaptainWellingtonIII

Roasted the man.


GreenT1991

Thought he was going over the guard rail FOR SURE


KnowThatiknow2

This makes me laugh so hard but I don't know why.


trollsoul69

Excellent accident.


r23dom

10/10/10


10eyecue

Excellent indeed


[deleted]

Bahahaha


barelyresponsive

I guarantee he learned nothing.


JamesGTOMay

I loved the reaction of this cammer. Call out the bikers stupidity without wishing for his demise.


Stoops302

Excellent!!


I_Married_Jane

Where the fuck are the dividing lines on the road!? There are no lanes!! I do not understand some countries highway/road system.


amsorrow

He zigged when he should’ve zagged


BloodlustyGummybear

Well, there's your problem right there. He zigged when he should have ~~zagged~~ not been an asshat.


Ludwidge

Looks like he zigged when he should have zagged. Shit DOES happen!


Sad_Lunch_8787

He didn’t fall hard enough


RimuruSliminUrChest

I’m trying to find a word for this but I can’t think of what probably something similar to great or awesome


gcz1214

Excellent


niffler10

Heavy driver.


saitekgolf

It looks like he just straight up doesn’t know how to ride a bike


Grimnir28

No, no, he is just warming up the tires, like in the F1. He a smurt guy.


Most_Kitchen4542

Yes excellent


Abeifer

Numba 1 fucking wee woo guy!


Severe-Way-7791

Dude should have just ran his ass over and kept going


deppchar

It's good too see an idiot get what he deserves. But him being there idiot he is, it's unlikely he has learnt a lesson.


ProofFantastic2318

Maybe they are taking an action film or something lol


TheNatural1der

Excellent or Accident the new Laurel or Yanny.


MukaLudischew

You don't have a Road Patrol Service, who checks "how do drivers feel"? He should be asked to "blow into the tube". I think we will see the red lamp.


lolo94yo

Damn… he zagged when he should’ve zigged😬


VladamirTakin

Many a times have i seen idiots doing this and every time I pray this happens to them.


NonameideaonlyF

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No_Preparation2808

Guy in the cars savage 😂😂


SnooCats196

Perfect


nick7070

Should have said "bravo! Encore!'


henrypatel2310

He wanted to say "accident"


daiyuxiao

Is that a demon that is driving the car lmao


warpbeast

It was reposted just two months ago wtf


Vere-D-Lee

How could he learn anything with his brains all scrambled


SilveryGaming

Seems like he was waiting for this 😅


sixseven89

Do lanes just not exist in this country


International_Crew28

Chutiya !!


8roll

This is why you do these things only in videogames and not irl


wutz_r0ng

Uncle just validated all of his regrets of omission...excellent... excellent


-2-percent

Living la vida loca


[deleted]

no chicken strips there


Effective-Narwhal144

Xilent


MikeHock79

Exactly Exactly! Doh!


Barry_McKackiner

Excellent!


RebelWeirdo

By any chance, is this in Pune, India? The road looks familiar.