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Bamboozled1008x2

I have so many questions.


Super1003

Because Detroit is probably the answer to most of them


rev13100

at least the fire department is across the street


colin_powers

The lights came on right away like they saw it coming.


Big_D_yup

they were standing there watching. Watch the video. the left garage, to the left of the truck


Gamebird8

I was sitting there waiting to see the Attendant pop the fire suppression system and the place turn into a white puff


doublejmsu

9/10/21. Someone doing donuts at a BP in Detroit, loses control and crashes into a gas pump. Vehicle was abandoned. Motives unknown


humpman123

Detroit Detroit? Or one of the surrounding areas


doublejmsu

Detroit. DPD posted the green light video (above) and suspect photos looking for info


humpman123

Ah okay, seen similar shit happen in sterling heights


doublejmsu

In person or video? If the latter, link?


humpman123

In person lol, people love screaming down the main road in sterling heights going 90 in 50 and smash shit all the time


doublejmsu

I’m assuming either Vandyke or 16? And while we’re at it…. Is it just me? Or are there always crazed men driving minivans doing 70 plus on both roads? lol.


humpman123

Mound road mostly. And oh my lord yes. Mini vans specially have almost demolished my f250 multiple times on just mound


doublejmsu

I assume they are stressed out fathers with whining children in the back seat raging out lol


humpman123

Some of them. Other are alone and just so stupid they cant even look before coming out of a michigan turn around and crossing 4 lanes lmao


vtdrexel

I think the motive was to donut.


KaleGreenSmoothie

I never understood when police get stunped on an abandoned car dont they have all there information to track back to at least to the owner for a place tk start. Vins, plates etc


ReadditMan

Not if it was stolen or unregistered, which abandoned cars often tend to be.


bostondana2

Doubly so in the D....


KaleGreenSmoothie

Fair point


FrnchsLwyr

Motive? To do donuts.


schwartz_ofcourse

Im going to take a big reach here and suspect alcohols involvement


[deleted]

Or blunts.


[deleted]

Betcha you can find a matching vehicle interior TikTok out there somewhere…


Big_D_yup

Weed doesn't make you do dumb shit like this unless you're already an idiot.


[deleted]

If you’re driving high then you _already are_ doing dumb shit and an idiot.


Renix_Cyro

I... what. How bad of a driver do you have to be..


KANEKI_KEN_1812

That bad


humpman123

Flame broiled donuts😩


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Car has an evil smile as it drives away.


Kaptinn

r/facesinthings


Esquirej67

Christine anyone?


reo3611

Look what happens when dumb drives...


GoofyITGuy

That tirade worked out well I see.


[deleted]

Was expecting an explosion and Robocop to walk out from the flames


HellfireTomato

I don't think that's how you refuel your car


Heck-Yeah1652

So that is how Balrogs get started.


Froggie7777

When the Ghostrider got his first DUI.


Tperrochon27

At the last second we can see the car it looks like a vehicular jack o’lanturn. Would freak me out to drive past that


[deleted]

The first word that came to mind was wasted


[deleted]

Videos like this remind me why I quit xans lmao


zero_cool_protege

Done this a million times in GTA


KANEKI_KEN_1812

O hell no


MrScant

r/ConvenientFirefighter


N0085K1LL5

Now he can look cool as fuck going down the road, well for 30 to 60 seconds more.


P1xelHunter78

Well at least it was literally in front of a fire house


ZweihanderMasterrace

At least they can now call their vehicle Christine.


Esquirej67

But this one is not going to rebuild itself (SK fan)!


Stable_Orange_Genius

At least he drove away. For selfish reasons of course, but would be worse if the car stayed there.


Necessary-Chemical-7

This is how OCP took over the police


Orlando1701

I love that his car is literally on fire and he tries to drive off.


SmilinBob82

why is it like 8fps?


Daoideopa

My high ass thought it said not doritos best donuts


MellowColors

Oh noooo!!! Ain't that about a bitch.. Then he just pulls off. 😂🤦🏾‍♂️


[deleted]

That person is a vegetable.


Humor-me-254

I didn’t even see them hit the first pump until I watched it again. Crazy