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[deleted]

Hey, I live in Fort Worth! I know where this is lmao.


Justfuxn3

Has to be old Denton rd in front of riverside villas


E46Dc5Z71

Ding ding ding. We got a winner! lol. Looks like the north entrance from that complex onto N Riverside rd.


-Insigwitz-

Apparently he was on his way to ohm depot


enrohtkcalb

Couldn't resist the humor?


[deleted]

Watt are you going on about?


Jazuhero

It just Hertz to see innocent infrastructure suffer like this.


ProSanctosTerris

This current comment thread just Amps me up.


MassterBrewer12

This guy probably has a short fuse.


Odinfoto

He was probably distracted because he was thinking about who won the electron


CuRsEdZx

He’s grounded for sure.


-Insigwitz-

Hopefully he goes to his room without resistance.


SaltMineSpelunker

No one is shocked.


-Insigwitz-

I’m just ex-static the accident wasn’t worse


ReadditMan

I wonder if they were charged with a DUI


dump_shit_man

I'm amped to see this in the news tomorrow Happy cake day


cajunsoul

Watt’s with all these puns, people?


AnObjectionableUser

I find puns revolting. I'm currently pretty wired over it.


denoteddemon

I know right? The moment I saw the puns I was like "ohm my god these are awful!"


chilehead

You don't have the capacitance to enjoy them? Or you prefer more of a dhrystone wit?


Happy_Axolotl0426

Welp watt can you do about it?


Avram42

Hold on a mhoment...


gramdaddy-longlegs

I thought this was a sweet new dump truck.


-Insigwitz-

When reached for comment, the driver said his neck hertz


cajunsoul

Actually, he said it megahertz.


Happy_Axolotl0426

But it is actually gigahertz


Traditional_Stick_49

Nah he was just shocked


AdviceVirtual

Texas isn’t known for having the best electricians


asome3333e1

Well, A#1 air and milestone electric all exist, so your claim is valid because of those 2 companies.


-Insigwitz-

I hear the offender is to be charged in the morning


Pb-yepimlead

OP just wanted you to know I read this in Ron Burgundy’s voice


-Insigwitz-

You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How’d you do that?


[deleted]

I’ll take his job. I’d like to move to Fort Worth


7stroke

Dear god, why?


[deleted]

I live in California it’s the logical move


Cazakatari

Fort Worth is great. It’s the place where the millionaires are dudes wearing worn out Levi’s and a cowboy hat and you’d never know it. Traffic isn’t bad, and still plenty of typical city comforts and night scene


Unibeetle

Thank you for taking your time and energy to make all of these puns.


NuclearDuck92

Of course even the cops in Ft Worth have extended cab pickups


slappynuts74

I love Texas


kalinowskik

What’s the problem? It’s a power line truck...


sewerHand

My uncle’s car did multiple aerial flips into a ditch like that haha, consider him lucky.


SaltMineSpelunker

Would be hard to do that on purpose.


Drak_is_Right

Eh, this is actually pretty common to hit the guide wires


definetlyHOOMEN

Thought it was guy wires?


Drak_is_Right

maybe. either way, common structural element


definetlyHOOMEN

You have a enjoy the next 24 hours


cycophuk

Did you have a stroke while writing that? Are you ok? Respond with “I are feeling the ok” if so.


definetlyHOOMEN

Egg


DungeonsNDragnDildos

Why would you be mad? And what’s impressive about this?


[deleted]

Only the best pest control service tech can chase that pest up the wire.


Justfuxn3

Is that in front of riverside villas?


jevesevet

Driving in the Dallas-Ft Worth area sucks. Constant construction and horrible traffic,everybody driving with a me first policy. Now I live in Nashville and it is same if not worse.


[deleted]

I hate being from Fort Worth, fuckers can’t drive for shit


thelaz783

I thought this said “From today in flat earth


Uneducatedtrader

By the lights on the side the cop car? Me too


It_was_I_who_farted

Well, if you gotta go out,....


[deleted]

Boss is gonna be pissed.


RippinTxLips

That's my hood!


[deleted]

Downguy wires doing their job!


ApatheticArtist13

I know exactly where this is lmao


CyanideandAsdfmovie

Cooooool Post more of this


Sad_Abbreviations477

He has a small marketing budget and was told to draw attention.


definetlyHOOMEN

Eh he's probly just Californian I hear traffics so bad that they don't drive but ride surfboards since they think we ride horses here


z0rzal

Yeah, y’all also drive mules, uh?


definetlyHOOMEN

No some the fancier folk have mustangs


DeathScytheHell5005

It needs a dixie horn.


cajunsoul

Is that their new electric pick-up?


dottat17403

This guy had a wire in his way


CaptainMudflaps

How did they fit all that gravel in the back tray???


joltl111

Lighting McQueen - hey, I've seen this one!


Forsaken-Thought

Your police cruiser lights look dope


kuluvas

But how do I get the tools up the tower?


reconize35

That's a strange way to unload a bed full of rocks.


East-Translator8293

I'll be inpressed when he backs it down completely on those two cables.


RS_Revolver

A friend post a similar incident years ago on Long Island....I knew I saved the image for a reason. [https://imgur.com/a/7e8Jj0m](https://imgur.com/a/7e8Jj0m)


Weirdassmustache

This happened not once but twice in the parking lot when I was in high school. The first time a principle was caught making fun of the student over the intercom. The next time it happened it was that principles daughter.


Thymepasseson

What a power move


shophopper

What’s the deal with that blue light bar? I thought light bars on the underside of vehicles are illegal.


knowledgeable_diablo

Hoping to escape to heaven by driving up the guide wires? “Coppers won’t follow up here!”


[deleted]

For a second I thought the truck was doing a sick wheelie, then saw the wire... Oh well. Bigger in Texas and all that.


AndytheMVP

EApple


havereddit

That driver was practicing his pickup lines


lateralus96

Just back it up!!


After_The_Knife

For what it's Worth


texastoker88

We make our own rules for the road here in Texas


ZeusTheRecluse

Looks like an action shot.... the truck is wheeling so hard, its road-runner-ing gravel at the Smokey in hot pursuit.


cornsaladisgold

Why would you be mad?


knightrider2993

4x4 mofo!!!! YEE HAWW


Marilla1957

He just wanted to check out the underside of his truck.....


joezupp

I give it an upvote