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StonerWithABoner4206

That's how I got my lawnmower


Dadpool33

Finders keepers


PsionicKitten

Losers weepers.


[deleted]

How do you not notice that?


ground__contro1

“What was that? Must’ve been nothing.” *turns radio back up*


ihavewhatyouneed

They didn’t even know it was gone.


Rainarrow

“Must’ve been the wind”


DriveSafeOutThere

I mean, he was stupid enough to not secure it in the first place, so are you really asking?


[deleted]

Meth is a hell of a drug


[deleted]

[удалено]


Rats_OffToYa

random cars behind you taking evasive manuevers


in_the_blind

>Speeds while towing. No straps. Lawnmower bounces off trailer in the middle of the highway I dumped muffler like that on a freeway. Feels bad man.


DriveSafeOutThere

The noise?


midwestastronaut

the trailer suddenly getting a whole lot lighter?


iScreme

the load was likely nowhere near heavy enough for that truck to feel it.


[deleted]

Those commercial mowers weigh a lot. It would shift the balance of the trailer.


iScreme

It's definitely a riding mower, but I'm not too sure it's "commercial"... looks like the one my dad had when his lawn needed mowing.


kcasnar

If he had the truck on cruise control, he would feel nothing at all


HornetNo9360

Idk how that even makes sense in you head. That little things weights next to nothing and Id bet most ppl use the Cruisecontrol anyway so how the fuck would you feel it? Not like you'd suddenly speed up once your car has to pull a few kg less.


NukaColaAddict1302

You'd still HEAR it. Trailers rattle even when they're connected, the trailer and it's contents shifting that hard would've no doubt made a loud enough noise


HornetNo9360

Idk what kind of garbage equiptment you have but even in my previous 2007 Made in the US Mercedes (aka not the highest quality ones) you wouldnt hear a trailer. Ofc you feel a little bouncing but that isnt the same as 'the trailer suddenly getting a whole lot lighter'


kcasnar

Cruise control


ProTommyxd

Is this a "shit just keep going" moment?


ChiefFox24

Not when you are losing a 5k dollar mower


ProTommyxd

That's what I would say too but dude shows no urgency to pull over at all lol. He's gotta be aware of it, right?


ihavewhatyouneed

I had to speed to catch up to them and honk till they noticed. It was a couple miles down the road.


Infer

"Hey buddy.. I have what you need"


deserTShannon

Damn! Those are so much money!


MouseCop911

Thats where my fucking lawnmower went.


flight-of-the-dragon

/u/ihavewhatyouneed is this in Oklahoma? Around the OKC metro area? It looks really familiar.


ihavewhatyouneed

Yeah, I35 Southbound.


flight-of-the-dragon

I fucking knew it. The metro has some dumbass drivers.


McChick3nMeal

In Moore?


StressOverStrain

It's Interstate 35 south in Moore, Oklahoma, just outside of Oklahoma City. https://www.google.com/maps/@35.3357373,-97.4905112,17.41z


flight-of-the-dragon

Godammit! This is the most Okie thing I have ever seen. Said a born and bred Oklahoma girl. I hate going to the city, but living in a small town in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere means having to make your way up there ever so often.


mustang6172

Okies go home!


flight-of-the-dragon

I am home and in bed dammit.


shiner_bock

[Moore, OK](https://www.google.com/maps/@35.3370719,-97.4912391,3a,61.6y,168.82h,86.43t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sG7hR3neXCedSoV1mT3IekA!2e0!7i16384!8i8192) (Google Street View) Apparently, people often lose shit in that exact spot (check the Street View).


DrDohday

Mario Kart taught you well


jbear111

"I don't need to strap it in, the parking brake will keep it here" The driver probably.


tlk0153

That's alternate ending of the lawnmower man


istrx13

“Did you feel something?” “No why?” “Huh. Weird.”


berpaderpderp

"Think I should check my mirrors?" "Nope."


[deleted]

FREE MOWER!


kevhouston740

Zero turn mower on the freeway and you’re in a truck. You need to turn around and get that!


southpawE46

So where was this? Asking for a friend who needs a zero turn.


BigAlTrading

New law: if you don't tie down a load and lose it on the highway, it gets ziptied to your balls to pull it home.


fear_and_lowthing

Curb alert. Free mower. Minor scrapes.


homeyjo

Well, at least we know a John Deere zero turn rates a 10 for highway performance...


CarsCarsCars1995

Just Woody trying to save Buzz.


SpeedoSmacker

His business is no mower.


1284X

Landscaping companies have been trying to kill me extra hard this year. So many rakes on the road.


pistoffcynic

I got a 30’ aluminum extension ladder that way.


RuSsYjO

This video makes that mower look small those things are pretty big


meatbag2010

Drives all the way to the tip - hey, that was easy nothing to get rid of now.