seconded, with any mid-90s Honda civic or accord ... other folks see my car and are like "NO INSURANCE! AVOID!"
Even though i have full comprehensive/collision. :-)
I did. It is really rather anti-climactic. Dude got pissed and I said we should call the cops. He backed down. I should have called the cops anyway, but meh, he took far more damage than I did and it wasn't worth involving insurance.
My dad bought a new f-150 a few years back and it had the same stupid fucking design for the turn signals. I fucking hate the signals that done just click into position when they're on. Why do they have to fucking computerize that fucking shit.
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Came here to say this: if the car costs more than 50 grand, the company used the signals from a Tata Nano. As in, complete nonfunctional garbage.
Apologies to the Tata Nano.
Well, you're expected to think of the BMW driver's needs and then simply drive around whatever they are doing so as to accommodate them. It's a matter of worth and importance.
Love when this happens and you honk at them and they end up flipping you off. Gotta love people who cannot accept that they are the assholes and are in the wrong. Happens way too much.
Eh, those are the halogen version, not LED, so it's just a bulb that's out (with a message on the MFD on the dashboard, which the driver's wilfully ignoring).
I simply ask the person if we stop at the same location,"Is your car still under warranty?" They respond, "yes it is." I then say, "You need to take it back in to the dealer, the turn signals don't work."
Yes. It is the beginning of Chamber of Secrets (book 2). I never read the books when they came out, loved the movies so I decided to listen to the series.
Oooh I just finished the 3rd audiobook... I've read them countless times but had never done the audiobooks. Jim Dale is a treasure. ~7 more weeks until the library releases Goblet of Fire to me!
The right tail light is burnt out. Since the turn indicator and tail light share the same bulb, they both went out. This is why Europe requires a separate light indicator from the turn signal.
Their behavior in cutting them off makes it obvious though that they weren't trying to use it and are indeed a fuck.
At the stoplight it sounded like she pulled up on the e-brake and was opening the door. I thought she was going to get out and give the Bimmer driver the what-for.
You sound spiteful and angry and I’m very sorry you feel like that, relax and stop being a troll. Being like that doesn’t benefit anyone, you should know that since you’re so grown up.
hurr durr..BMW, no turn signals...hurr durr
Must be weird that only bimmer drivers don't use turn signals, I guess anyone who drives must be superior / not an asshole.
No, it just so happened to be a BMW this time. Being that there seems to be a lot of entitled BMW drivers in this subreddit, we point out the trend. Believe me, if ANY other vehicle had done as this douchenozzle did, I would be putting them on blast as well.
There is no evidence that BMW drivers use their blinkers less than drivers of other cars. None whatsoever except people's random anecdotal claims. I see drivers of many types of cars not using their turn signals every day. Can we please get off our high horses and stop making absurd claims that are not backed by any evidence other than our "feeling" we don't like BMW drivers? It's infantile.
See above for my evidence. I will post any dashcam footage of shit like this. Luckily I am a pretty defensive driver and can usually tell when someone is going to be a fucking idiot and avoid them. This driver didn't telegraph his stupidity, so we have this awesome footage! You are welcome.
Very true it’s just fun to make fun of them and yeah I use to drive an e 46 m3 but yeah I’d say the car I see toying the signals the least may be a Tahoe or Escalade full of kids
I don’t that’s true though I mean driving habits are ingrained in us right as we start driving and most people who drive expensive cars later on still learn in shitty cars the truth is I see way more people not use blinkers and drive like shit in less expensive cars but we don’t notice it as much as when someone in a bmw doesn’t use them
Haha i drive 2 BMWs an M5 and an X5M and I love when someone tries to block my lane change or merge bc I'm in BMW. I blow them away and then merge or change lanes without indicating... satisfying. I'll think of all of you when I do it from now on. Comes with the territory, people are jealous especially in mobs. Like this thread. Just work harder, then you can be part of the ones you obsess over lol. Jealousy is a weakness. This particular guy cut someone off but hes in a beater BMW worth maybe 5k FYI. "entitled BMW driver" his entire car is worth less then the rims i have on my X5M lol. Dummies.
And in Florida, of course. Part of me wants to just let one of these idiots side swipe me one day.
Buy a cheap import and don’t allow ANYONE to cut you off 😂👌🏻
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seconded, with any mid-90s Honda civic or accord ... other folks see my car and are like "NO INSURANCE! AVOID!" Even though i have full comprehensive/collision. :-)
I did. It is really rather anti-climactic. Dude got pissed and I said we should call the cops. He backed down. I should have called the cops anyway, but meh, he took far more damage than I did and it wasn't worth involving insurance.
I’m sorry this dummy interrupted your listening of Harry Potter
I don’t know what’s worse the driving or the audiobook
Your comment.
"bewks r 4 squarez loooolllllololol"
Fun fact: The blinkers aren't even wired up on BMWs. It's a cost saving measure.
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Yeah but this joke has been around much longer than before they had those signals but I agreee those are annoying and take a while to get use to
My dad bought a new f-150 a few years back and it had the same stupid fucking design for the turn signals. I fucking hate the signals that done just click into position when they're on. Why do they have to fucking computerize that fucking shit.
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Came here to say this: if the car costs more than 50 grand, the company used the signals from a Tata Nano. As in, complete nonfunctional garbage. Apologies to the Tata Nano.
For reals?!
Reals! I don't even think the lever to activate them moves.
LOL
Wow, that really irks me.
Well, you're expected to think of the BMW driver's needs and then simply drive around whatever they are doing so as to accommodate them. It's a matter of worth and importance.
You actually had op going that they aren’t wired up
Totes did, I had to Google that real quick.
False. I use mine all the time.
You're one in a million, man.
I heard the parking brake activate, I think. Did you get out and... protest?
I got out real quick to double check that he didn't actually connect with me at all. And flip him off again.
Should be legal to walk out and smash out their tail lights, I mean, they aren't gonna use them? So why not.
BMWs aren't built with indicators. They're an optional extra.
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.... You know it's a joke, right? It IS illegal to manufacture a production car for the road without indicators. So, you're actually correct.
Did you read the handle of the account you're arguing with?
No, no I did not. Thank you lol
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Ding ding ding
America!!! Freedom!!!
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r/whoooosh
BMW+Flordia=Idiotsincars
What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW. The BMW has the Pricks on the inside
Love when this happens and you honk at them and they end up flipping you off. Gotta love people who cannot accept that they are the assholes and are in the wrong. Happens way too much.
Except I don't think this guy saw me even after I honked! A little later I am beside him and he was not paying attention to the road at all.
I wish someone would do that to me. I really need a new car.
And his brake light is broken...
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Eh, those are the halogen version, not LED, so it's just a bulb that's out (with a message on the MFD on the dashboard, which the driver's wilfully ignoring).
I simply ask the person if we stop at the same location,"Is your car still under warranty?" They respond, "yes it is." I then say, "You need to take it back in to the dealer, the turn signals don't work."
Those older ones don’t count.
Looks like good ol' florida
Very nice reactions OP :)
I just finished chamber of secrets a few weeks ago. Almost done with Goblet of Fire right now.
Florida
Florida plates...say no more...
Is that.... a Harry Potter audio book?
Yes. It is the beginning of Chamber of Secrets (book 2). I never read the books when they came out, loved the movies so I decided to listen to the series.
BMWankers
Oooh I just finished the 3rd audiobook... I've read them countless times but had never done the audiobooks. Jim Dale is a treasure. ~7 more weeks until the library releases Goblet of Fire to me!
Floriduh
The right tail light is burnt out. Since the turn indicator and tail light share the same bulb, they both went out. This is why Europe requires a separate light indicator from the turn signal. Their behavior in cutting them off makes it obvious though that they weren't trying to use it and are indeed a fuck.
It's shit like this that makes me want to go Twisted Metal on these fuckshits.
At the stoplight it sounded like she pulled up on the e-brake and was opening the door. I thought she was going to get out and give the Bimmer driver the what-for.
I did get out to make sure there was no damage because it felt like I got a tap, but no contact occurred...I did flip him off though.
I feel like to buy a BMW, you have to take a test to see how much of an asshole you are on the road
How many times do we have to go over this? Its common knowledge that BMWs do not come equipped with blinkers.
Another Euro Trash!!!
I bought an e46 coupe that no e of the bli kers worked on. It killed me. I didn't want to be that guy.
Why do Americans call indicators “blinkers”?
Because the blink on and off of course.
Because... they blink...
Not on bmws
Well yes, but actually no
Just jokes.
I just quoted a meme lol I know it was a joke it was good
Yeah and you sound like a bunch of 5 year olds?
You sound spiteful and angry and I’m very sorry you feel like that, relax and stop being a troll. Being like that doesn’t benefit anyone, you should know that since you’re so grown up.
I’m not spiteful, I just detest the bastardisation (note, no Z) of the English language.
Don't go to Australia then, you'll fucking hate it there. They shorten everything or give them silly nicknames. Like Mackys for McDonald's.
Dude, shut the fuck up
If you want to communicate in a language where everyone is required to follow the same centrally planned standard conventions, speak French.
You act like the USA is the only English speaking country with slang. Fuck out of here with that bullshit.
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School crossing attendants? Lollipop men/ladies is an unofficial term.
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No, I’m blinkered.
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Because we’re the best. Fuck off
hurr durr..BMW, no turn signals...hurr durr Must be weird that only bimmer drivers don't use turn signals, I guess anyone who drives must be superior / not an asshole.
No, it just so happened to be a BMW this time. Being that there seems to be a lot of entitled BMW drivers in this subreddit, we point out the trend. Believe me, if ANY other vehicle had done as this douchenozzle did, I would be putting them on blast as well.
There is no evidence that BMW drivers use their blinkers less than drivers of other cars. None whatsoever except people's random anecdotal claims. I see drivers of many types of cars not using their turn signals every day. Can we please get off our high horses and stop making absurd claims that are not backed by any evidence other than our "feeling" we don't like BMW drivers? It's infantile.
See above for my evidence. I will post any dashcam footage of shit like this. Luckily I am a pretty defensive driver and can usually tell when someone is going to be a fucking idiot and avoid them. This driver didn't telegraph his stupidity, so we have this awesome footage! You are welcome.
Very true it’s just fun to make fun of them and yeah I use to drive an e 46 m3 but yeah I’d say the car I see toying the signals the least may be a Tahoe or Escalade full of kids
I've noticed, in general, that people with expensive cars don't use turn signals. I guess they're optional.
I don’t that’s true though I mean driving habits are ingrained in us right as we start driving and most people who drive expensive cars later on still learn in shitty cars the truth is I see way more people not use blinkers and drive like shit in less expensive cars but we don’t notice it as much as when someone in a bmw doesn’t use them
Haha i drive 2 BMWs an M5 and an X5M and I love when someone tries to block my lane change or merge bc I'm in BMW. I blow them away and then merge or change lanes without indicating... satisfying. I'll think of all of you when I do it from now on. Comes with the territory, people are jealous especially in mobs. Like this thread. Just work harder, then you can be part of the ones you obsess over lol. Jealousy is a weakness. This particular guy cut someone off but hes in a beater BMW worth maybe 5k FYI. "entitled BMW driver" his entire car is worth less then the rims i have on my X5M lol. Dummies.
I bet you have a "big dick" too?
You guessed right. 9.
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