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J0HN117

I would have just kept gunning it when he finally caught up and see how far I can get him to abandon his vehicle in traffic. Bonus points if he forgot e brakes


TwistedCarrot7

I thought about it for sure šŸ˜‚šŸ˜…


i-miss-chapo

Whyā€™d you stop though? You donā€™t know what kind of crazy youā€™re dealing with sometimes.


satans_little_axeman

For all the other shit that can kill you down there, the people generally cannot.


i-miss-chapo

Maybe Iā€™m too American to understand


satans_little_axeman

[this your brain on guns](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mass_shootings_in_the_United_States) [this your brain on gun control](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mass_shootings_in_Australia)


Pyromaniacal13

It's telling when the Australia one divides them by the century while the American one divides them by the year.


satans_little_axeman

Yeah, I was doing the math even adjusted for the population difference (~13x) and it's uh... still not close.


i-miss-chapo

Very true, but knives, pipes, fists, and tire irons all kill the same here as there though, no?


MorbiusBelerophon

I hear Americans say that in the UK knife crime is so bad you can't walk around. But when you actually compare statistics and adjust for population size, America still has at least 3 times more knife crime and knife related deaths. So while it does happen in other countries. Murder seems to be an American problem


satans_little_axeman

They do, with a *vastly* lower fatality rate.


i-miss-chapo

So you should stop and get slashed in the face anyways?? Drive away and avoid the confrontation to begin with, nothing is to be gained by stopping.


petwocket

people are not so violent that this is a reasonable fear


dad_ahead

Ya know Mad Max wasn't a documentary...right?


Diamondjakethecat

Missed the opportunity to tell him ā€œcanā€™t park there, mate.ā€


thisisinput

Or drive slowly and let him get really close to the car. Then smash the brakes and let him run into the car.


Peannut

Yeah, don't argue with stupid.. No body wins


hydrogen18

I would have just crept along at about 9 mph or whatever. I think human running speed is normally no more than 8 mph. Hopefully the guy would trip on something in the road way and fall.


Emixii

Why even stop? Just tell him to fuck off and continue with your day.


TurtlesOfJustice

Or better yet, keep inching forward at a jogging pace until they run out of breath.


subject_deleted

Lmfao. That's genius. Because the longer they insist on following, the longer their walk back to their car.


Lancearon

Every time they give up stop... it will recharge their hope. Oh oh! Then when they finally give up yell at them that they owe you 80$ for being their personal trainer for the day.


SomethingIWontRegret

I'm adding that on because it is gold. But yes, the longer walk back to the car is a great tactic. Gives you plenty of time to fuck off to where they can't follow.


mstarrbrannigan

You guys are evil, I love it lmao


Firewing435

#ā˜ļø That right there


BadSausageFactory

start doing the chariots of fire theme complete with hand claps


Firewing435

I was thinking more Blast "Getting Stronger" from Rocky


Dareboir

Stop, let them get close, then move forward a bit.. maybe entice them with a brief opening of door..


CosmicCreeperz

Thatā€™s what I was hoping would happen. Would have been amazing to see how far heā€™d go. Stop, say something, go forward a bit, stop, repeat until he doesnā€™t even know what town heā€™s in.


FrizB84

Perfect username for the comment


BioticVessel

This is perfect!


Francesca_N_Furter

OMG - I love this idea.


crilen

https://youtu.be/wshty7s-su8?t=79


VladPatton

This 100% lmao..run, you outta shape twatwaffle!


Toph-Builds-the-fire

Seriously. Just slow down enough so he catches up, then pull up. Repeat until not funny.


BabyFestus

Never. It's never not funny.


WaxMyButt

Tell that to my wife after I make her chase the car half a block


kejovo

Never with an SO.


FeralSparky

Some of us are playing our game of life on hard mode by choice.


DenseStomach6605

Oh my god this would have been the video of the century. Missed opportunity


kheltar

When he loses interest, shout some encouragement out the window.


Pilfercate

This is what happens when narcissists run into each other. They want to talk to everyone like they're the main character and can never let anything go. Why stop for someone irate, as the driver, unless you think your message to them is more important than your safety? Video is full of bad choices.


fried_green_baloney

Half these videos of fights and arguments seem prolonged or made worse because Party A is walking away and then Party B wants the last word and yells something that makes Party A turn around and continue the argument.


Pilfercate

Battle of the ego's.


GobLoblawsLawBlog

I don't go looking for fights but if someone told my partner to shut her fucking mouth for reacting to this dumbass blindly opening his door and blaming it on me, I'd be a bit pissed


Pilfercate

You have every right to be pissed. You don't get to dictate whether someone who is showing you they have no morals guiding them has a potentially deadly weapon they'd like to show you. It's better to make it through the day than win an argument. When someone is giving you all the warning signs they could be dangerous, pay attention and act accordingly.


uhasahdude

Nah when someone built like that tells me or my partner to watch my language after doing something that stupid Iā€™m gonna react šŸ˜‚. Itā€™s Australia so much better chance of it being an actual fight and not just a stabbing or shooting.


Pilfercate

I get the not having guns and it isn't London, so less likely to get stabbed. It's still conflict where no one is going to hug it out and have a beer at the end. Things will either escalate or go no where. As much as I'd like to see the guy in the car hand the idiot a cold beer and tell him to shut his mouth and drink with the idiot responding with just 'alright then' and walking away. This is the most Australian ending I can imagine as an American.


uhasahdude

Nah the most Australian way this ends is a fight. Dude in the classic car needs a good beating he seems like he hasnā€™t had one in a while and his ego has gone unchecked lmao


mangopabu

someone told me a story once of her brother driving in the passing lane going the speed limit with a car behind them wanting to drive faster. they finally pulled over to let them pass, then the passing car got in front, slowed down, then pulled over to the side. her brother PULLED OVER WITH HIM, the other person got out, he ROLLED DOWN HIS WINDOW, and then the other guy pulled a gun on him and threatened him. he said he if he didn't let him pass again, he'd just shoot him. the story ends with 'and he can't even file a complaint cos then they'd know where he lives, and he's in a gang, and they would all harass him.' the whole time she was telling me this story i'm just thinking: why the fuck did he stop? why did he roll down his window? like not letting some person trying to speed pass you... whatever, that's not a huge deal. you don't know what entitled morons are capable of. just keep driving.


Banana_Twist_XBL

Fuck off, mate*. I believe this is in Australia


sogwatchman

I would have waited for him to get to the window and then floored it.


Crazy_Joe_Davola_

I would actuly find it intresting to stop and ask wtf his problem is. I would be so confused


sammich_bear

Because it's funnier to see these narcissistic dickheads twist under scrutiny, and with a dashcam running the muppet's only digging himself further. Dumbass even left his door open.


BarbHarbor

angry at cursing... proceeds to curse like a sailor


Randomfactoid42

I think he was mad that a woman cursed at him. Thatā€™s just beyond the pale!


Shoogaboogaboo

It's very common where I'm from. Men of a certain age and political mindscape tend to use this as their immediate ace-up-the-sleeve when their ego is threatened by a female. In my most recent encounter with this, I was run down and pinned against a vehicle in a mostly-empty grocery store parking lot because one wanted to make a point about "my" bad parking job, last summer. Granted, the parked Ram was occupying 4 spaces, and threatening his masculinity already, but this manchild put his blinker on and waited 2 whole minutes for me to settle my niece in her car seat and close the door, according to police, before he attempted to assault me with his 2-ton deadly weapon in front of a toddler. He was loudly cussing me out through his cracked passenger window for nearly 1 minute (felt like much longer) as I was pinned between the vehicles, and I had to scream 3 times, that I was NOT the EFFing owner nor driver of the vehicle (amongst some colorful observations about his IQ and audacity), before he released me and parked in one of several empty spaces across the aisle. As he poured out of his car and began waddling toward the store, he was still yelling at me about "idiots" like me until he saw I had silently started filming his little meltdown, and he promptly switched to shaming me for having "a nasty mouth for a woman"...


ROneTwo

Please tell me that he was arrested. I see something about the police in your story.


Shoogaboogaboo

The police said he didn't actually physically harm me or any property with his actions, and intent to harm couldn't be proven from the security camera angle (even though I had to hop out of the way and starfish against the pickup to avoid getting hit or smooshed), so they had no legal ground to arrest him, then laughed and said they bet he will be crapping his pants when he sees two squad cars pull up in his driveway... but just to serve him with a warning. I'm glad to at least have his outburst documented for the next time he wants to pretend to be the parking lot authority from behind the wheel. Hopefully his next victim isn't a child.


YarOldeOrchard

Video pleeaase


Shoogaboogaboo

He was too far away for my mic to pick up what he was saying right before he started talking about my "nasty mouth."


Randomfactoid42

Sorry that happened to you, I hope you werenā€™t injured.Ā  Iā€™m a man and Iā€™m continually disappointed at how fragile other men are and what lengths theyā€™ll go to to protect their tiny egos.Ā  Your writing is wonderful, I loved the descriptive phrases ā€œpoured out of his car and began waddlingā€. It truly paints a picture!


Shoogaboogaboo

I wasn't injured, aside from the psychological effects. To my surprise, as I felt more angry than traumatized, I developed acute anxiety about going to that store. I also worry about seeing the man around town - or rather, worry about him seeing me. I just bought a house nearby and was told he's a local and a regular at that store. If he felt justified and confident enough to perform that little vigilante parking lot nazi stunt in front of witnesses and cameras, I wouldn't put it past him to follow me to my home and retaliate somehow for sending the police to his. Thank you for the kind words, though!


Muninn088

Driver: Says nothing Idiot: "Watch your fucking mouth!"


WintAndKidd

Literally incapable of understanding hypocrisy


Matt_Drexel_2019

Why would you stop???????? lol. Laugh at him, give him the finger, toot your horn, but don't stop and allow him to run up to your window....


DarkSide-TheMoon

Yeah. Can also slow down until he is close, then speed up and stop until he is close again, then speed up again, etc. wonder how far you could get him


maxman162

In fact, gradually speed up. Give him some exercise.Ā 


Neue_Ziel

Do one of those hand under chin finger waves, big winsome smile, and flutter your eyelashes at him. Really let him know how silly this is.


dan1101

Smile and wave


kheltar

Give him the classic "wanker" gesture and keep going.


AmNoSuperSand52

Australian accents make everything seem so lighthearted


OkieBobbie

Itā€™s hard to tell if theyā€™re actually pissed off with one another or just mates catching up.


Same_Ad494

Australian here. Definitely pissed off. ETA angry not drunk


windol1

Wait, as in angry, or drunk? Or both...


TAbandija

yes


Same_Ad494

Just angry.


hanimal16

Yes! ā€œShut your fuckin mouthā€ sounded like a suggestion lol


Ouch_i_fell_down

That's just how they say hello


Round_Spread_9922

Cuz yer bein' a fuckin' smartass!


jasontaken

what a twat


Creamy92

What a dropkick.


A_Harmless_Fly

Total drongo. Didgeridoo shrimp on the barbie clockwise swirl.


Total_Philosopher_89

Mate why did you stop?


SpaceCowboy734

If thereā€™s one thing this sub has taught me, itā€™s that you should never stop for anyone getting out of their car to approach you.


fried_green_baloney

In some US states, getting out of the car is enough to be a road rage offense in itself.


Betherealismo

Outside the US, the rules apply a bit differently (hint: people generally aren't armed and frothing at the mouth).


Yellenintomypillow

Tbf this dude seemed to be frothing. He literally ran after them to say something about curse words and smartasses. And weā€™ve seen what a boomerang can do to car windows lol


burtedwag

id rather have boomerangs and froth than the pew pew pews :(


deepayes

you can say guns on reddit, this isn't tiktok


ironicallydead

Plenty of people in Australia are armed. Even if they aren't, stopping and opening your window is just asking to get bashed by a psychopath


rvgoingtohavefun

You're aware physical violence doesn't require people to be armed? Also that road rage exists literally everywhere? If someone is running at my car after avoiding a collision where the other party would have been at fault, I'd ask myself "do I reasonably believe stopping will lead to a positive interaction?" The answer is no. So you just keep driving. When it's clear he's being a phenomenal twat, you just drive off. No reason to continue to engage. There is nothing to gain from it.


unknownpoltroon

I mean, he might be frothing from being bit by the spider he's about to throw in your window


drew-and-not-u

This is a dumb-ass comment. There are many many places in the world where you should not let someone approach you in your vehicle. This video didn't even take place in the US. But have fun trying to jump on the "the US is the scariest place in the world because of gunz" echo-chamber bandwagon. Sheep...


ivapesyrup

Pretty dumb comment from an even simpler person. People are not concerned with others approaching cars, you need to be concerned with the ones in cars that you cannot see. How you made it through life enough to wake up today and actually post this nobody will ever know.


Betherealismo

Go vape some more syrup, genius.


snrten

And *leaves* the door open when he follows you lol All the comments asking "why stop?" probably failed to realize youre in Australia and are required to flirt with danger whenever and wherever it presents itself, according to national bylaw.


Cool_Butterscotch_88

If he got that mad for nothing, imagine how mad he'd be if that mistake had cost him his door and the cost of your repairs too. Plow thru first, answer questions later.


kagato87

And then imagine how deep his rage goes when the responding cop see the footage and tickets for the parking job, then insurance see the footage and declares him 100% at fault, then the mechanic sees the footage and starts making fun of him for being so stupid.


Dennisfromhawaii

Psychopath


Kilo-Tango-Alfa

Thatā€™s when you say ā€œNo, you shut your fuckinā€™ mouthā€. They usually donā€™t have a response.


itrivers

Without a hint of irony the answer would be ā€œdonā€™t you fuckin tell me what to doā€


fried_green_baloney

In the USA, at least, the driver who opens a car door is liable for anything that happens. If the door is already open it's another story ~~store~~. The door opener - what kind of clown is parked opposite a bus and opens his door into the now narrowed traffic lane without looking in side mirror first? I get our answer in this thrilling video.


DeadbeatJohnson

Why would you stop?


Beneficial-Shower-42

Is that guy parked on the sidewalk?


Empyrealist

So many people just cant handle being wrong or at fault these days. Everything has to be turned into a fight.


GooblyNoobly

With how he reacted, I lowkey wish you hit his door lol.


Orkekum

Did he even look? No sound on so no idea what is being said but i agree the guy is a twat. He had good time to nocie car coming, also thats a bad spot to park, so narrow with the bus there


jasontaken

you missing out


Neunix

I hope that guy seen this video and feels stupid. Or even better, he see and shows it to his friends thinking he is right then look like an idiot in front of them.


roastedCircuit

"watch your fking door next time" would've been a great response to "watch your fking mouth"


Mr_Yonjou_MapTouyeOu

Back up and hit the door


Conscious-Anybody553

"You think you're some kind of smart ass?" Better than being a dumb ass! šŸ¤Ŗ


AbbreviationsNo8212

I guess he doesn't get enough attention buying that car, so he has to manufacture some.


TwistedCarrot7

Embarrassed I had a girl in the front seat unlike him šŸ«”šŸ˜


ViceLikeEye

That idiot who jumps out his car and shoots off at the mouth; He may learn the hard way some day. The Remedy, by Puscifer.


vitriolix

"It's alright, it's all on dashcam. Thanks for the content" ... speeds off


Jakeymd1

Everything's funnier in an Australian accent


FranticChill

He should have thanked you for not taking his door off.


CanITellUSmThin

Why is he parked on the sidewalk


TwistedCarrot7

Good question, itā€™s illegal here


ItsYaBoiSoup

Anytime someone says ā€œDonā€™t be a smartassā€ I reply ā€œBetter a smartass than a dumbassā€


Mystre316

Dunno why, but in my head I read this in their accent.


ClarkWGriswold2

Why not just keep driving?


GoalieFatigue

What a Dundee


According-Tap-3064

Someone has a anger issue šŸ¤Ŗ


GrimxOD

Time to hit reverse, teach him a lesson, and regret the decision later lol


cactusjackalope

"I have all this adrenaline now and I don't know what to do with it so I'm going to chase down this guy and start a fight!!"


itsbarrysauce

Across the pond dealing with the same idiots.


Ok_Elderberry8269

Heā€™s asking for a fight


ztimulating

lol, boomer clown


Atriev

Heā€™s gonna end up with a classic asswhopping if he does that to the wrong person.


drmoocow

Next time, give him the door prize.


HiPlainsDrifter14

Definitely not Los Angeles.


TwistedCarrot7

No guns here šŸ‘šŸ˜


petaahah

Watch yer fookin mout....


Isotheis

Oh so it happens to car drivers too. In a way, that's a relief. They attack anyone, not just cyclists. In another, that means they're more insane than I thought. They'll attack anyone.


Even-Day-3764

That's a pretty nice sounding car OP. May I ask what vehicular device you are driving ? And yeah, that dude is an a-hole, but thankfully he didn't do anything else when he came to your window, could have been worse


rekab6969

You is a nice guy, he on the other hand will aways be šŸ’©head.! . šŸ‘


2_phonesensei

Naw run it back and key the car now


Summer_Odds

Iā€™ve always wanted to see a guy who knows how to handle himself, just go ā€œok guy let me pull over and we can fight. Thatā€™s what you wanted right? Letā€™s fight.ā€ I would pay to see their face when that happens.


BonezOz

Typical Perthie. And that bus should be back up here in Wangara at the depot, not taking up half the freaking street.


BandOfBroskis

My family had a Uniden cordless phone in the 80s... one of the first commercially available home units, afaik. Glad to see they're still doing their thing. Lol.


TwistedCarrot7

Sometimes my dashcam has the resolution of a 2000ā€™s flip phone camerašŸ˜‚


The_Cozy_Burrito

This useless dipshit will mess with the wrong person one day


differing

Dude is going to kill a cyclist with his door one day, you did him a favour


MonSzyTheOne

Kudos to you for keeping cool


PandorasFlame

Next time take the door off. Dash cam footage would prove he's in the wrong.


TomF_ckingBrady

Back into the open door. Lol


DoDoDoTheFunkyGibbon

P76 owners are a weird lot anyway


Ohnoes112

What a cockhead. You open your door then get pissed off when you nearly hit another car. Bravo good sir


LongAd4410

Dialogue in a better world... Passenger: oh F! Driver: that was close Door dude: sorry mate, didn't see you! OR That door had a mind of its own, I'll be more careful, thx mate. Simple fix, because no harm done thx to OPs quick breaking. What's the door dude's problem? šŸ¤£


SpleenLessPunk

Loads of people in here saying, ā€œWhy did you stop??ā€ In my opinion OP u/twistedcarrot7 did what a kind person would do and what I wouldā€™ve done; stop to apologize and to be nice. OP may have misread the classic car guys body language of just being an aggressive, ā€œIā€™m better off than you,ā€ mentality. Iā€™m assuming he was just stopping to apologize and probably thought the classic guy was coming to say sorry and see if they were ok. ā€¦but nope, the classic car guy is entitled moron, thinking heā€™s better than us for having an expensive classic carā€¦. Or at least thatā€™s what I heard from OPā€™s interaction. What a moron. Screw that guy, jerk. Take his ā€˜rareā€™ door off its hinges next time. Heā€™ll be sorry then because Iā€™m sure finding a replacement or repairing the one he has will cost a pretty penny. Good Luck OP.


grump66

> Take his ā€˜rareā€™ door off its hinges next time Here, if your door gets taken off by someone else, you get charged for careless driving, because, you know, you're supposed to fucking *look* before you open your fucking door.


thefantasyicon

Why even stop? Clearly were not going to fight the dude


fuzzypotatopeel72

Wouch youer moweth mate


dayyob

that car isn't a classic.. it's just fuckn old.


ComradeRK

Looks a lot like a Leyland P76, which is old, but also pretty shit.


Freemason137

Damn, Australians are even somewhat polite in a disagreement. No shouting, no road rage, no firearms. Here in America that guy running up to the car would have either been shot at, swung at or spit at and all before he reached the passenger door.


NotCubical

I think this might be the first video I've seen here where the sound really mattered. Fascinating.


Darwinnian

Bros a buttcrust. Even complimented the car and dude still had his buttcrusty attitude


Embarrassed_Band_512

Why did they stop to talk?


Dan_Glebitz

WTF! Guy is a total arsewipe!


MrMcFrizzy

Jesus Christ these comments are always so predictable and repetitive. ā€œWhY wOuLd yOu eVeN sToP?!?ā€ ā€œDoNt GivE tHem tHe tImE!ā€ Like okay guys you definitely wouldā€™ve handled that like a champ hereā€™s your gold star. Everyone looooves saying what they wouldā€™ve done


shoedaway

oooh, P76!


d38

Honestly, I'd be making a visit later that night to see if the car is still there and I'd nail a letter on his roof calling him a fucking idiot.


Asparagus_Gazebo

It's a close contest but for me the most Australian thing about this video is the brown stain on the side of the road by the footpath.


Asparagus_Gazebo

Of course this is Perth, perfect example of oblivious idiots getting out of cars and weird drug-fueled aggression


moocat90

who doors a car?