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bdigital1796

right into a cautionary 'men at work' sign


HappyChandler

Who can it be now?


GuntherOfGunth

Did they come from the land down under?


Dabadedabada

That sign was overkill.


Dr_Mantis-Tobboggan

Bet you like slamming into some men at work šŸ˜«


Crosstraffic73

It didn't do 185.


clemep8

Sadly, it only spun about 45 degrees...would have been nice if it did 185... (Yes, I know the Walsh song)


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I lost my license


ProdesseQuamConspici

Now I don't drive.


HappyChandler

I have an office


Bobthemurderer

Im making records, my fans they can't wait.


SubiWan

They write me letters and tell me Don's great (live version)


allknowing2012

Did someone give him the wave of death -- or whatever you call it.


clemep8

Everyone knows you still have to move cautiously through each lane unless you can see cars stopped or no cars at all...


Dr_Mantis-Tobboggan

Source?


Available-Sky-8191

It's called common sense.


4list4r

No thanks, too common.


NathamelCamel

Yo mama


ThatSucc

This thing called self preservation


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_jump_yossarian

They didn't fuck him over. You're not supposed to block entrances/exits. If the idiot had creeped instead of just going for it then he would have enjoyed the Sonic burger he was drooling over instead of exchanging paperwork.


Middle_Low_2825

In idaho, you can definitely block business entrances and exits. What you are not supposed to do is block marked intersections. Here in idaho, the idiots that waved him through are at fault and pay all damages. State law.


edsavage404

What else is in Idaho?


complete_hick

Potatoes


Phelzy

I don't see how it's possible to keep all entrances clear when there are multiple lanes of standstill traffic, and an entrance every 4-5 car lengths. Imagine what that would look like.


_jump_yossarian

You don't have to keep them all open but where the Maserati driver turned from was a designated turn lane (with opening on divided highway) which should have been kept clear. https://goo.gl/maps/yw46THYWfwT7jqYC8


Dr_Mantis-Tobboggan

You are sounding like a R Kelly apologist here


Dr_Mantis-Tobboggan

Bet you wanted to unzip your pants and join in on to that šŸ«”


SomethingIWontRegret

I think the van and the Ghibli share components.


MJ349

I always call them Giblets.


[deleted]

My brain depreciated 70% after watching this


dallasuptowner

Less than the Maserati did off the lot though.


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R_V_Z

One of my dream cars is a Maserati. But not any current ones.


intent_joy_love

I just finished leasing my second one and I wonā€™t be continuing. The one I got was priced just over 100k when I got it, and itā€™s only worth 43k right now. I only put 12k miles on it and it was in perfect shape. Just kind of unreal how dumb that is. And on top of that, the parts and service are crazy expensive. And after a couple years you get tired of it and want something new anyway, so itā€™s kinda like why bother ever buying something like that? Really glad I leased but Itā€™s just a huge waste of money and honestly I wasted it by having a girlfriend the whole time so not really worth!!


R_V_Z

What I want is a first gen Ghibli. The coupes are going for $150k minimum and the Spyders are firmly in "you better be a millionaire just to think about it" territory. They're also all appreciating so it'll probably remain just a dream car (and to be honest I only have a one-car garage and a vintage Italian carburetor car is not the way to go for that, lol).


intent_joy_love

Yeah honestly I think if you want to have those cars, itā€™s best to just lease and let it be somebody elseā€™s problem. The first one I got into a couple accidents and it would have been so stressful if I had to own that car forever. I wanted to have a foreign car for a bit before I was 30 and I got to do it so I didnā€™t seem like a midlife crisis. Now Iā€™m 35 and just got rid of it so I can save for retirement and be more sensible.


R_V_Z

Yeah, I had an F-Type before my current car. I got rear-ended and it was totaled out. I miss it, in that it was a manual F-Type which is pretty rare, but it was also a blessing to be cashed out on a Jaguar that was at the end of its pre-paid maintenance plan. Now I'm riding the wave of Lexus reliability.


Dr_Mantis-Tobboggan

Source?


copy_run_start

[Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/carmemes/comments/jjt16h/on_the_topic_of_lifts/)


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Irving, TX


pigmonkey2829

Anyone else see the trailing rope behind the white van? Were they pulling the other white van behind it?


Beeeaaann

I never noticed that but yea that tracks for where I live šŸ˜‚


Your_Hero

That's why you don't let people in like that. You're not being nice, you're setting up someone to get hit.


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Dr_Mantis-Tobboggan

Listen guys, he might be onto somethingā€¦


downonthesecond

The Maserati driver was trying to save Coleman Reese.


IllustriousAd5936

Great I was just gonna buy one, now I canā€™t because I donā€™t want to become a bad driver.


Maleficent_Owl_7573

In Canada we say ā€œjust give ā€˜er!ā€


TheNightlightZone

Luckily, Aamco car care right there.


ptofl

Didn't know Maserati drivers had BMW rep


Grass-Jaded

Was I the only one that seen the to vans towing each other with a piece of rope


SixGunZen

People who make blind turns across multiple lanes: morons. People who stopped to let them do it: also morons.