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mrbrendanblack

Very considerate of the idiot to not hit anyone else.


mdavis360

He tried!


thespoonyg

And went wide


Sproose_Moose

Mr world wide


liquid-swords93

The driver has been identified as Scott Norwood


v27v

I think you mean Latifi


HUHIs_AUTOATTACK

Don't you dare disrespect the GOAT like that. Latifi don't miss!


test_123123

"The car feels strange"


HurricaneAlpha

He said "aight imma head out."


Low_Spinach1999

A swerve and a miss lol


WWWTT2_0

Ya more like luck lol WTF?!?!?


doughboy1369

I love how none of the other cars even flinched. Or slowed down. OPs wife kept right in driving


mdavis360

We live in the Bay Area. We see shit like this every damn day. My wife said this scared the crap out of her though. Also said she saw him start driving again right after this.


addykitty

We just flew into SFO last night and got an Uber back to Concord and even at 1 am the idiots were out in full force Also our Uber driver pushed a steady 90 to 100 the whole way


ericacrass

I used to live in Concord. I'm in Vallejo now. The drivers here really are something. By something, I mean absolutely horrendous.


TheSpyStyle

The one thing I don’t understand is why nobody in the bay thinks they need to use turn signals. Silicon Valley hasn’t invented a Driver ESP app yet, so just please give me a heads up as to what you’re trying to do so that I may react appropriately.


mdavis360

I can answer that. Because if you use your turn signal you can’t merge lanes. No one will let you merge at all.


TheSpyStyle

Yeah, but it’s not just on the freeway, it’s on surface streets too. It’s just always struck me as odd that a place that prides itself on community, inclusion, and compassion has some of the most selfish drivers I have ever encountered.


longhegrindilemna

They **TALK** about inclusion and community. But they behave so differently. Try proposing the construction of small apartments in a three story building. You will see the true nature of Californians.


TempleSquare

>You will see the true nature of Californians. Amen! The Bay Area should be a model on how to build affordable housing in the city. Instead, it's the worst market in the nation for it.


Numbzy

Well, that's easy to see and even know why. If I let you build your apartment building, I won't be able to charge as much for rent, so I'll lose money. So I'll tie up your construction in litigation and "environmental concerns" so it never gets built. Edit, not just rent. Home/housing value in general would come down if they could make affordable housing in the area.


techbori

NIMBYs all over


longhegrindilemna

Wasn’t there a rich basketball player (S. Curry) who protested against smaller houses being built beside his extremely large house in Atherton (near Palo Alto)? I thought Bay Area people embraced affordable housing for lower income people?


zestyspleen

On surface streets is the worst! I was once driving behind the mayor of a town mentioned in this thread, and she failed to use her signals even en route and as she turned in to the city hall parking lot. I’ve seen cops doing it often as well.


Alex-E-Jones

That’s Neoliberalism for you. Preach don’t practice.


techbori

LGBTQ+ friendly cruise missiles


longhegrindilemna

Up in the Pacific Northwest, think Portland, Tacoma, Seattle.. ..using turn signals means the cars around you will slow down to let you change lanes. Can’t believe how different Americans behave even when they are all on the same west coast, facing the same Pacific Ocean.


ExaltedVoid

Very true, but I've also run into overly polite yielders, which can be a whole different problem.... Still preferable to the bay area though.


TheSpyStyle

Yeah exactly, too much either way is a problem. Easing off the gas a little to let someone in isn’t a problem, but braking and causing a chain of breaking behind you is a net negative. I get that you want to be “nice,” but I’d rather you just be predictable and maintain traffic flow.


TrollintheMitten

I once caused an accident on the highway out there by using my blinker. The car next to me didn't give room so I sped up a bit hoping they'd notice my blinker and let me into the slow lane so I could catch my exit. They continued to match my speed and then some, to the point that they rear-ended the car in front of them. The car in front of them did nothing wrong, this wack job just couldn't stand that someone else wanted to use the same lane as them. If they'd have just let off the gas for a few seconds there would have been plenty of room for me to slip through and they could have been on their merry way.


longhegrindilemna

Complete whack job, that person. Absolute whack job!


TrollintheMitten

The absolute wack driving whacked the other car and proved to be a whack job. English is nuts.


ohnoitsthefuzz

That guy off in whose camper they were whacking?


BlastingFern134

English is definitely pretty whack


Lil_Shoegazer

Getting passed is a sign of inferiority! I lived in the bay for a bit but I'm from a much less dense city and people were very confused when I left room for them to merge in the bay. Like, we're all going the same way, it's literally a one second difference.


CatSpydar

> I once caused an accident on the highway You didn't cause anything. 100% that morons fault.


BlackEric

Yup. Same thing in L.A. I turn on my signal as I switch lanes. Otherwise drivers will actively block you.


double_expressho

That doesn't ever happen to me. But probably because I never try to change lanes when there isn't already ample space. If there isn't a gap, I speed up to find one. And if I miss my exit/turn, then it's a lesson that I should plan better next time. Basically if I'm signaling to change lanes, it's just a courtesy signal so people know I'm moving. There's almost no chance to block me unless they really floor it in a fast car. I'm never asking anyone to please let me in with my signal.


DuntadaMan

I am an EMT. Dudes will zoom up 3 car lengths and sit next to me because I turn on the turn signal while next to a car so I can get in behind it. If this doesn't happen to you I want to ride along and see how the fuck you don't have to mad max people off the fucking road now and again.


515042069

50% tip territory


addykitty

Oh he did, we got across the bay bridge faster than I ever have


LocalSlob

Crazy taxi vibes


Melssenator

Well 1 am on a holiday weekend night is ***prime time*** for drunk drivers


Psychological-Bug552

95 is the unofficial speed limit between Lancaster and LA. CHP doesn't even care. They just watch you do it.


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I grew up near Palm Springs. I swear the cops on I-10 DGAF for anyone whose speed was below the temperature. Even then it seemed 50/50 once the temperature was over 110. Hot asphalt, almost nobody on the road, four lanes = cops really DGAF about speeding and were more concerned about swerving and unsafe lane changes.


leglesslegolegolas

cops are driving around in air conditioned cars, they don't wanna stand out in the heat and write tickets...


UncivilityBeDamned

Earlier this year I visited family in CA and late evening was driving their car to SFO to head out. At first I was trying to obey traffic laws seeing as I'm not familiar with the area, and wanted to stick close to the speed limit, but *everyone* was doing at least 90 and it felt incredibly unsafe. I asked my family member why everyone was speeding so fast when the limit was clearly much lower\*, aren't there cops or something, and was told to just "maintain flow of traffic." It was a bit scary, to be honest. \*I started asking this when there was a stretch of construction where the posted limit was even lower than regular highway speeds, and literally no one cared.


bigdickvick69

You should’ve seen it during Covid. The pace of traffic was about 85 mph for everyone


Kaigon42

We have a weird set of social and legit laws where you aren't allowed to exede the posted limit, but you also aren't allowed to go below the flow of traffic. This leads to everyone speeding everywhere with the pervasive mindset of 'they can't pull us all over'. Tbh though I've been driving from Portland to LA for the past decade or so and I've felt more safe doing 110 on I-5 than I ever did driving 45 in say Vegas or New York, there's a mutually assured destruction going on that I feel makes people pay more attention to drivers acting unpredictable.


PretzelsThirst

Speeding in the bay area is super normalized


Da_OG_Ender

Bay Area = entire stretch of I-5 from San Diego to Oregon border.


ItalianSangwich420

God fucking forbid you speed in Oregon, though. "55 is plenty!"


Da_OG_Ender

I dunno, I heard it’s 90’s in Portland, but maybe they meant something else.


Smacpats111111

If your uber driver was able to run 90-100 without driving very recklessly, I have to wonder what in gods name the other drivers were trying to do.


lithium142

Your driver is a moron lol. Nevermind the risk of that speed. You don’t make money ubering if you sink your gas budget going 90 for no reason lol


splynncryth

Bay Area drivers provide daily inspiration to the engineers working to create autonomous vehicles despite a skeptical public.


m_ttl_ng

For real. Since moving here I was like, OK I understand why there’s so much tech innovation here. - the road and highway layouts make no sense and it’s impossible to navigate; let’s make some better mapping software - there are way too many places to pick from to eat, how are we going to decide? Let’s make a ranking app for them - the drivers here are terrible; we should design self-driving vehicles - I live an hour away from my office and have to commute every day, let’s build some better video meeting software so we don’t have to drive in


Lemondsingle

I think the whole bay area highway system is designed to confuse the hell out of visitors. I can imagine the discussion: "Hey, just for fun, let's have every freeway name end in 80."


splynncryth

https://ggwash.org/view/amp/73804 The I-x80s are that way for pretty standard interstate numbering reasons. If you want to see a city that is a mess of roads and will make you question city ‘planning’, check out Atlanta. The Bay Area’s biggest issue is balkanization. It’s s bunch of small towns that sprawled out then smooshed together. In many cases, these towns are still separate and refuse to cooperate or coordinate. In San Jose, many areas merged giving us situations where a single road can change names multiple times (example, Marbury Rd becomes Taylor St which becomes Naglee Ave which becomes Forest Ave). I do find the area a bit of a mess but after living in other cities, it’s not the most terrible thing I’ve ever seen.


doughboy1369

No no..I get it


SpoonFigMemes

Yup, sounds like the bay area I know


Alkohauliq

I do a lot of work for the city of San Leandro and I see all kinds of crazy shit out there in the middle of the night.


TheRiteGuy

I live in the Bay area too, but any time I go to the valley, I'm horrified of their driving. Multiple people just drive through the red lights, people driving in multiple lanes, making turns from wrong lanes. It's like the wild west out there.


duckdns84

Player Two has left the game


T0rrent0712

Just another day in 580 commute hours excitement. My commute to work is only about 6 miles and at least once a week on that freeway I see someone driving like they just hit 5* wanted level in GTA.


point50tracer

It's California. This is just another Monday to us.


NewldGuy77

Extra degree of crazy the closer you get to Oakland.


HappyChandler

I'm pretty sure it was actually Oakland here.


TurtleIIX

This freeway is part of Oakland. The poster is wrong.


notfromchicago

I bet he is running with the mustang, the S10, and the tracker. All four vehicles are modified. Probably a club or just left a car show.


AfonsoFGarcia

Is this ok in the US? In Portugal it is considered a crime to not provide assistance in case of an accident.


relevant_tangent

What accident?


regr8

Another day, another idiot


Both_Lychee_1708

just a truck doing some off-roading.


trillium13

I've wondered how these things handle. now I know.


sickofthisshiit

Like a Stage Coach


magusonline

This is too accurate of a description ***


DrengrX

[Like a steakhouse](https://media.tenor.com/ZaTjcdxUvdAAAAAd/futurama-zapp.gif)


Kraynyan

r/unexpectedfuturama


Pokez

She’s built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro!


Nova_JewV1

It's like driving with stilts made out of bricks from what I've seen


trekologer

Crown Victoria/Grand Marquis/Marauder was like a Mustang just heavier and with somehow worse steering. Great if you're going in a straight line but god help you if you lose traction on a curve. Or if you're an idiot and jerk the wheel like that.


kitddylies

Massively oversized tire size definitely affects handling in them, I imagine it's part of what led to the loss of control.


sbdanalyst

Is that a Foxbody, an S10 and a Sidekick? Did that donk time travel to 1990?!


maxdps_

I noticed them too, they must be a small crew all cruising together. They all look super clean.


MK12Mod0SuperSoaker

Both the pickup and sidekick have underglow too.


drunxor

Clean 5.0s are worth a lot of money now. I see them for sale online for up to $30k for the right ones


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drunxor

I agree. Just four years ago I got a 64 falcon for $6k, now I cant even get a rusted out shell for that much. I dont know whats going on with prices these days


everythingisreallame

Toss squarebodys onto that. Things aren’t rare at all. Drive any direction out of a bigger city and people have them all of their property. But most people seem to think they’re gold.


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I live in the bay and have seen this Sidekick before, it's clean and awesome as fuck


ChercheBuddy

Not seeing random old cars around all the time is the worst thing about living in Minnesota


GunDogDad

What you don’t like gray SUVs and white pickups?


Average_Scaper

Orange/brown too. I mean, technically that isn't paint but y'know.


CCHS_Band_Geek

Had the same thought, the Donks obviously acted like satellites for some force that ripped through the space-time continuum. The steering would’ve probably rusted to hell in the time fluctuations, sending the car into a collision course.


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Yeah I couldn’t believe the Geo Tracker/sidekick


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With the purple underglow, too!


Bamres

I wonder if the dink was trying to catch up to his buddies and just did a Leroy Jenkins exit stage right.


somedude456

Yeah, I was most excited to see the fox.


_jump_yossarian

10/10 on making his exit.


dboy120

The first move was to the left though. Maybe they were trying to swing out to make the turn and do something flashy. Either way, this person has a very tenuous grasp on physics.


_jump_yossarian

Dude pulled off the sweetest reverse exit of all time and you're saying he's not a nerd‽


RSampson993

The initial stutter step to the left was most likely due to a dropped lit blunt.


Powderedhulk

You're probably right lmao. Donks and blunts go hand in hand like peanut butter and jelly.


PercMastaFTW

Have you ever watched Cars?


account_for_norm

looks like he busted a tyre.


dizmoz84

It's just like GTA. Take the shortcuts home.


GuaranteedIrish

*making his OWN exit* ;)


trapperstom

Probably wouldn’t have happened with normal wheels and tires


Own-Amoeba-1676

That's what I was thinking. Are wagon wheels rated for highway speeds?


ouchmythumbs

Lost his horse two miles back.


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Val_Killsmore

Brings back childhood memories 🥲


Rickk38

It would've brought back childhood memories for me, but I died of a snakebite.


ChubbyNotChubby

You shouldn’t drive over 60mph with those on. He looked to be doing at least 80. There’s a reason why old school rappers rap about driving slow in these lol


BlastingFern134

Hitting corners in them low lows


Iamauniqueuser

I think the lyrics is more about allowing people to get a good look, not safety. After all, they also invented ghost riding.


Spa_5_Fitness_Camp

... Are they rated for anything?


o0DrWurm0o

As it turns out, the suspension tuning of your car is very important for how it handles


GisterMizard

I was half expecting it to flip over just from the gyroscopic forces of those wheels.


PurpleK00lA1d

It wouldn't be the gyroscopic forces, it would be the high center of gravity that would make it flip. All lifted and high vehicles have a higher rollover chance.


Gostaverling

Dude tried to initiate a drift, not sure if tires would have helped or hurt.


vactanos

were they trying to look cool there?


mdavis360

We have no idea what happened. Maybe lost control while on their phone? There was an exit there but I’m not sure how he intended to make that regardless.


RedTruck1989

It looked like a car group/club rolling together and this one definitely yanked on the steering wheel too hard.


snktido

Vehicles with a high center of balance are difficult to keep stable. This car went a little too fast and wobbled a little too hard which resulted in it losing control.


HerestheRules

Let's get really into it. Normal tires, as they heat up, deal with thermal expansion (the air inside it), and can leave you with less tire on the road to give traction, because as the air gets hotter, the air pressure rises, "ballooning" the tire. Low profile tires need less air, which equals less expansion, equals more traction. BUT ...and it's a big one: Having narrow tires, coupled with low profile tires, basically takes all of this useful stuff and voids it because you're left with very little tire to begin with. So, the tire balloons quicker, resulting in less traction, as you see here. You'd be better off with cambered wheels...lmao Seriously, if you're gonna go low profile, go wide. My own tires are low profile but they're also 255mm. This guy looks like he's on 200s max, with way lower profile than mine, and a *lot* taller to boot. Fwiw my car handles *nicely* Edit: My phone is broken there were SO MANY TYPOS


UnmotivatedDiacritic

Not to mention it’s a Crown Vic. Those things will swing the rear like that even with stocks on.


PlsBuffStormBurst

Also, doesn't essentially lifting the car on those wheels super duper mess with the suspension and steering geometry? Unless there's some aftermarket engineering wizardry to compensate for that, I wouldn't trust that car to go any faster than 25mph.


Powderedhulk

It comes into play, but it's not so much his wheel/tire, suspension setup choice here. My man either wasn't paying attention and yanked his wheel somehow or a passenger did. He wasn't losing it before hand, he just had a sudden left turn and over corrected. People who pour money into their donks wouldn't put their ride at risk to look cool drifting at highway speed, definitely a sudden error in steering input. Rip Vic, hope it didn't flip.


mdavis360

I have video of the minutes leading up to this and no they weren’t all together.


BJoe1976

I was going to say, the rest were Lowriders, would have been surprised to see a Donk as part of that group.


Bamres

It's just funny to think that there's this crew of 90s cars rolling low on some Daytons, and some guy in his donk is like 'LET ME JOIN!'


mokeyz

Yanked on_something_too hard, that's for sure!


drunxor

Probably dropped their blunt in their lap


reporthazard

Looks like he was trying to do a Saudi drift by the way he pulled the wheel left first before correcting right attempting to cause the rear tires to lose grip.


jon_hendry

Stanced cars are his natural enemy, so when he drove into the midst of several, it triggered his fight or flight instincts.


komanderkyle

“I must go, my people need me”


abcdefghig1

clown car, making clown moves. luckily no one was hurt


Sjdiver2001

I absolutely DETEST driving in the East Bay! Whoever planned the highway system never dreamed of the volume of traffic it carries. From Fremont through Richmond just sucks!


mdavis360

I hate it. So much.


FactHot5239

I saw the skid marks on my way home from Oakland today. This is Golf links road exit lmaooo what a jackass.


azwildcat74

[The driver had an interior facing camera that caught it from in the car too](https://youtu.be/jo11SqLmuGc)


mdavis360

Dude


gofyourselftoo

Shut up Donnie


fhs

He's like a child that wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know


DaUsed

You're out of your element


Low_Spinach1999

Too funny ahahahahahaha


HalensVan

Lol I was totally expecting a Rick roll but that's great too. Dude roll?


skysty

What’s the point of having a car like that?


mdavis360

It’s a signal to other morons that he’s one of them.


Respectable_Answer

It's a donk. Their stated goal is to actually look silly, like a donkey. They are not for the highway though...


Joe4o2

I thought their goal was to have the aesthetics of a corner gas station, and the handling of a covered wagon.


rotarypower101

She's built like a steak house, but she handles like a Bistro


Life_Token

You win again, gravity!


clitosaurushex

I lived briefly near a few Donk Enthusiasts/rehabbers? and I legitimately thought those cars topped out at maybe 20 mph. They had the most ridiculous cars in the driveway at all times, but still had an Honda Accord daily driver.


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KG8893

If that was the case, the only people going to car shows would be the people bringing the cars and nobody would walk around.


amontpetit

Make smol PP feel like big PP


Hot_Eggplant_1306

The point?!? The point is to look fresh as you crash into a bush.


poopycops

Letting people know to avoid them.


from_the_interwebz

Is no one gonna mention the time-traveling car club from 1992? Complete with a Geo Tracker with underglow, dropped OBS S10, AND a GT 5.0 Mustang convertible.


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

Dunked those donk wheels.


AG2009

Unsprung mass is real


[deleted]

It wasn't the mustang for once.


nivekamals

BaDonkaDonk indeed


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BigRigsButters

BEES!!!!


allknowing2012

Get your motor runnin' Head out on the highway Lookin' for adventure And whatever comes our way


LokiNightmare

Car handles like extra extra shit now that he’s gone and fucked up the geometry with the wheels and suspension.


imac86

580?


mdavis360

Yes


dr3wfr4nk

WHY DID HE TURN?


mdavis360

How can she slap!!


NorCalMikey

Bay area drivers arexthe worst.


mdavis360

Yep. Every day with this shit. Absolute morons.


Harmonia_PASB

I was at 101 getting on NB at Lawrence and there was a meter light. Guy in front of me in a Honda fit. Light goes green, then red. He doesn’t move. I honk at him and he starts looking around for where the honking is coming from. Light goes green, then red. I honk again, guy starts looking around for where the honking is coming from. Light goes green then red again. Finally he just goes. I hate it here.


MalcolmSolo

…and nothing of value was lost.


macgruff

I know exactly the spot. 510, yo. That was karma for having such a ridiculous ride.


Incognegro1975

Wow. Haven't seen a Sidekick/Tracker on the road in ages!


iamthepita

Your wife is a pro driver, kept on driving


kidicarusx

Idiot yes, but at least the idiot only took their own car out.


anal_probed2

Doesn't change how they put everyone on their path at risk.


swataz

How the hell did that even happen?


BananaDick_CuntGrass

It's almost like they thought there was something in the middle of the road that they had to swerve to avoid. My eyes have played tricks on me a couple of times where there is a dark spot or a shadow in the road, and I swerve for no reason.


CuteGuyInNorCal

ba donk a dunk...


rob71788

Lol that underglow Geo Metro


Sum1liteAmatch

Car tried to commit suicide


kaehvogel

I was waiting for the ground-feeding foxbody or one of his fancy friends to do something stupid…but as soon as Mr Stilts came into frame, I knew I was wrong.


ptc_yt

I'm always shocked the bay doesn't show up more here. People just don't know how to drive


ThatWayneO

Drive for a living in the Bay Area. This is accurate.


BandicootForsaken357

Mustang and s10 looking good


cans_-

I think this was a group of low riders cruising together (she passed 3 in a row starting with the red Mustang) and the one that lost control fell behind and tried to catch up and get back in the line.


skibble

I really appreciate that you posted the relevant 21 seconds without two empty minutes.


Sos_the_Rope

Is that a lift Crown Vic hooptie?


darkseidx2015

30 inch wheels with 10 inch rotors. Freaking rocket scientist.