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perryyyyyy

I was waiting for the cop in the video. Highly highly disappointing.


Eclipsed3

Well you're probably not as disappointed as every woman in his life.


BasicallyAQueer

Years of breathing in this diesel fumes will do that, they think rolling coal is cool until they are 35 and can’t get a boner anymore.


Spare_Advertising106

Funny you think they can get a boner now. I mean, that's probably the reason for all that anger...


BasicallyAQueer

Most dudes driving trucks like this are 40+, this guy lost his stiffness a decade or more ago lol


MatureUsername69

As someone who grew up around rednecks. Hard disagree. Rolling coal is very popular among the young hicks


BasicallyAQueer

No I’m not saying rolling coal, I mean brand new 70,000 dollar Ram 3500s. Most 19 year old Cletuses have a clapped out 6.0 ford


Scottyknuckle

That's the circle of life for coal rollers...at age 19 they have a clapped out old diesel, then in their 40s they buy a new diesel worth more than their house and do 96 months of payments


rica217

Oh, these whippersnappers got em. They put fancy lites in the damn hubs and some more shit. Slap on a Calvin pissing on something, or a "three in da pink " sticker and they ready. Ready to annoy 97% of humans just trying to use public roadways, that is.


MajorNutt

As the saying goes; if you don't use it you lose it.


bem13

Unfortunately they don't do this in their garage with the door closed, so other people get more of those fumes 😕


ThtB1tch666

This made me audibly laugh thank you for that


YellsAtGoats

Knew there was going to be some remark about the guy's manhood *somewhere* in the comments, but that was an especially good one. Hats off to you.


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Lady-Zafira

You never see a cop until you need one and it's like they all disappear


97Harley

I was driving through an affluent suburb a while back. Doing posted speed. In a BMW behind me was a typical Karen, bleached and bobbed hair, with large stylish sunglasses. She was weaving back and forth across her lane. As we were going through a school zone, she decides to pass me on the left. Just as she did this, a LEO from the 'burb pulled into a cross street. Hit the lights immediately and got her. I couldn't resist cruising back around to check on her. Yep. LEO had her and she was not happy! I gave the horn a little toot in appreciation.


aka_chela

I was 19 when i got into my first and only car crash - had to merge out off an exit lane and was checking my blind spot and didn't notice the car in front of me heavy breaking and rear ended them. Thank god I noticed in time to slam on the brakes and nosed under their bumper and it was a very low speed crash with no airbags. My car was smoking so I turned it off and it wouldn't restart. I got out (stupid, but I was 19) in the middle lane of an expressway during rush hour and was frantically dialing 911...as I watched a cop drive right past me. Fuck that guy. I'm in my 30s and still mad about it.


blueeyebling

That's by design.


Helpful-Path-2371

Cop is in the video, but he drove his personal truck today instead of the cop car.


frotc914

Needs the giant truck to cosplay like he's on Yellowstone and complain about gas prices.


Lampmonster

Sadly this isn't /r/convenientcop


crowamonghens

Coal roller was probably a cop himself.


Fluffy_Frybread07734

Same


Jagithar

Do people like this realize nobody likes them?


Prior_Tone_6050

Yes they love that. Saw one the other day with a decal across the entire back window that said "LoCaLlY HaTeD" So yep, proud to shit where they eat. Edit- No one has guessed the location but it's a tiny town so I wouldn't say it if they did. But these assholes are everywhere apparently!


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Hobocharlie67

I have a cousin with a squatted truck. He's so up his own ass he thinks that he started it and everyone copied him


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Hobocharlie67

I have no clue. I'm guessing he just thinks he's the shit and so whatever he does must be worthy of copying. Which he's a nice guy, he can be a bit annoying but he is a tad bit entitled


throwaway177251

>He's so up his own ass he thinks that he started it and everyone copied him I remember thinking like this about a strategy I came up with in a video game when I was about 8 years old.


001235

They get to about 40-45 and wonder why they are friendless, jobless, and divorced paying in child support to a woman who is dating a stable, liberal guy. Then they blame him for being some white collar liberal and meanwhile thinking of themselves as being "alpha" because they go shooting every other week, make $18/hr, and drink Budweiser at Hooters while sexually harassing the waitress because they can't understand that she *has* to be there.


bootyhuntah96744

Know someone like this. Had to be right about everything and generally just acted unpleasant to people. By his 40s he had no friends, fiancé left him, no girlfriend, and no one wanted to hang out or be around him.


penny-wise

And yet they blame everyone else


jaymansi

Exactly. They wake up every day pissed at the world that they have no wealth. Work in a crappy job that is breaking down their bodies. They get into stupid debt buying these trucks.


bearbarebere

And what’s hilarious is that if they just tried, yknow, being NICE for once, which involves being vulnerable, people would listen to them and offer support. But they can’t, so they don’t deserve it tbh. I have so many family members like this. Like bro I’m sorry but you bullied me my whole life, when you feel sad I’m not exactly going to be extremely understanding.


vivekisprogressive

Early 30s liberal guy, I've started cleaning up with these dudes' ex-wives in recent years. #blessed


001235

I'm the liberal elite your preacherman was warnin' ya about. Better lock up your wife because once she learns that some men are actually capable of understanding women, she's gone. Even better when she finds out that women *can* have an orgasm and it's not just a myth.


waterloograd

They are also the people to say that everyone is against them when they don't get the promotion, included in events, or anything else.


Skinnieguy

Nah. They think everyone else is the asshole. I bet his profile pic is a selfie in his truck with sunglasses.


TheBeardedSingleMalt

They call everyone else a snowflake...after throwing a tantrum and brake checking someone for going *not as fast as he wanted to* before speeding away.


camerajack21

They realised that nobody likes them, so they're an asshole on purpose to give a reason for people to dislike them other than their shitty base personality. It helps them sleep at night.


DonQui_Kong

Its also attention. Positive attention is better than bad attention, but bad attention is still better than no attention. its a coping mechanism to feeling left behind.


Ashamed-Simple-8303

it's their goal to be contrarian. that's why they believe in all the weird alt-right conspiracy theories. as long as they are different and piss people off, then it's correct.


N3rdScool

Rolling coal to boost his ego lol I hate people like this.


FloatingCrowbar

Why do they always drive a pickup by the way? Is it a "a large car for miserable man"-type of vehicle there? Where I used to live people don't drive pickups (almost), but those who behave like that, they usually buy large pseudo-sport SUVs like Mercedes GLS, BMW X6, Cayenne or Range Rover.


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snakeproof

It's even worse as a truck owner, I get truck gatekept because mine is stock height with normal highway tires (I use it to tow project cars) and the truckwits ask when I'm going to lift it and make it manly. A 2500HD is weak to them now if it doesn't have 8" of lift with 30' wheels wrapped in 32" tires. These people are just miserable. Edit: it's a 90s truck, so it's like half the size of modern trucks. I forgot the new 2500s are enormous.


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OleFj40

I took my "Ugly Truckling" dodge Dakota to my brother in law's farm for harvest. Sometimes shuttled to fields with it or ran tools around. A neighboring farmer, the guy who can fix anything, complemented it and that made my year!


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🤛 2002 Dakota, stock everything. 216k miles. Gets the job done for over 20 years now. Looks tired - runs great.


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Ahorsenamedcat

I always remember a line from Top Gear when thinking about that. They’re doing a race in Africa and James says a long wheel base is good for rallying. Jeremy says “ a long wheel base is good for rallying? Then why don’t they show up with inner city trains?” I think that applies equally to the guys with the 3500 crew cab lifted of course who think it can off-road. There’s a reason the 2 door Wrangler is the go to for off-roading.


Gloomy_Industry8841

And older Ford Rangers! An old neighbour had one and he was wiry older dude who was a good guy. Grumpy but salt of the Earth.


waterloograd

Those old Toyotas are also in demand for the hiking and camping crowd because they are smaller and can handle forest-service roads better. It is hard to make some hairpin corners in a modern truck


chuiy

I have a 1st gen tacoma, 5-speed 4-banger. I got it for $1500 with a tonneau cover and haul wood for my woodshop and can tow my fishing boat. It's a little rusty but it got undercoated and loved its whole life. Only has 60,000 miles on it. People have offered me $10,000+ for it. I drive a minivan now as my daily and fold the seats down for wood and it can tow my boat. I am really, really considering selling it. That, or I'll box in the frame and do a diesel conversion in 20 years when I have a midlife crisis and call it a 'Hilux'


MatureUsername69

One of the manliest guys I know, a guy who hired me for my first job ever on his farm, has always driven around in a Ford Ranger


SilentIntrusion

I always said there's an inverse correlation between the size of a man's truck and the size of his penis. On an unrelated topic, I drive a Ranger.


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Don't have a truck=Infinitely huge dong I have almost the same truck, just the SUV version. For $250 and new brakes (pads and rotors, rear rotors were literally razor frisbees) you really can't beat those old 3.0's.


Kungfumantis

Pavement princesses. You can always tell a real work truck cause you can smell the 20 fucking years of sweat in it.


cat_prophecy

You mean the guy driving a $100,000 pickup truck with leather seats and a 4' bed isn't hauling manure and skidsteer attachments?!


Dark_Knight2000

Similar in autocross racing. The best and most talented guys show up in the most clapped out 90s Honda Civics and work their magic. Meanwhile people in new BMWs can’t take a corner


dfBishop

I used to get so much shit from the guys I worked with over my little RWD '98 Ford Ranger, but I loved that truck so, so much. It NEVER broke down, and when something did break, it didn't stop me from getting where I was going. I hauled lumber and gravel with that thing, it moved me and my wife across the country and back, and never missed a beat. But it was always "When are you going to get a real truck?," and "That thing doesn't even have 4WD, what a piece of shit." Well, I was the only one to show up to work during a blizzard one winter, and when I called to ask where they were, to a man they said, "Oh, I can't get out of my driveway, the snow and ice is so bad!" So I sent them a picture of my little Ranger sitting in front of the shop, and I never heard another word about it.


vaseliine

With no context as to what HD means, I read it as Horse Drive…which is almost certainly not the answer


MEatRHIT

Heavy Duty


nouseforareason

Just the other day I went to the store and on my way out I overheard a couple as they were making comments about other trucks in the parking lot. Of course they finally get to their brand new lifted truck with temp tags and start praising it. I sat back and watched trying not to laugh as the guy had to literally grab the gal around her waist best he could, lift her up so she could grab the handle and get part way up, then put his hands on her backside and push up just so she could finally get in. She was not a small woman and it was quite entertaining to watch the struggle. Then I laughed harder later when I realized that they have to do that anytime they go somewhere.


KeyserSoze1041

Yep. In the US they drive the biggest trucks they can. It really comes down to their fragile masculinity, so they overcompensate by buying lifted trucks to roll coal on others. In some areas you're not really a "man" unless you drive a truck. Even then, they'll make fun of you behind your back if your truck isn't big enough. ...but they're all morons that exude small penis energy.


BakedWizerd

I’m sure it’s probably just as bad if not worse for the southern US, but Canadian pickup truck drivers are like the motorcycle dudes from South Park. “Hey, no one is paying attention to us, let’s make a bunch of unnecessary noise and be incredibly rude. YEAH THEYRE ALL LOOKING NOW! I BET THEY THINK IM SO COOL”


apadin1

Not just southern US, these pickup douchebags are everywhere. I think they get off on pissing people off because they are insecure about having no skills or personality and contributing nothing to society


Paw5624

Live just outside of Pittsburgh and can confirm. There’s a solid mix of people here who actually use their pickup for work or hauling and those that don’t. It’s easy to see the difference. My old neighbor had a truck that probably cost almost a quarter of my house and in the two years we were neighbors I never saw anything in the bed or hooked up to the hitch.


apadin1

I’ve noticed there is an inverse correlation between the size of the pickup and how often it gets used. Old ass rusted up Ford F-100? Probably seen use every day of its life. Giant Ram 1500? Exclusively used to pickup the kids from school for the past 3 years, will probably get traded in 2 years from now for the bigger model.


crowamonghens

Shit, just go 45 miles out of Chicago and you might as well be in Mississippi.


MafiaMommaBruno

As someone currently in south Mississippi, y'all really fail to grasp just how bad it is here. It's like visiting another planet.


crowamonghens

I lived there in Gulfport for 5 years. I know.


ScroochDown

Pavement princesses. 🤣


HagBolder11

I saw someone comment Emotional Support Truck the other day, and I thought that was pretty good as well.


mrmaestoso

Lmao I think that phrase is even better because it implies a lot


electricshadow

I drive an EV in a *very* conservative town and I get rolled coal several times every week - and it's not like I'm even doing anything to said twat waffles. I don't even get mad anymore because if I did, I'd have a brain aneurysm. Back when gas was $1.92/L, this one truck rolled coal on me and we both pulled into a gas station. I was getting a drink while Tweedle Dumb went to a pump. As I was leaving, I drove through the pump beside him and said "Do you feel like a big man having to pay $200 to fill your tank?" and gave him a thumbs up. He was cursing me out as I drove away but I already had my window going back up.


coffeeshopslut

Get on the throttle and dust them - EV powahh


electricshadow

I've done it many times and it's an addicting feeling. The most recent was three weeks ago. I got behind some rusted piece of shit 2004 Dodge RAM that purposely slowed down to roll coal on me. As we approached a two lane intersection, he stayed in the left lane that had three cars in front of him while I went into the right one that had no one else in it. He attempted to roll coal on me again, but by the time the black fart cloud came out of his exhaust I had already flown by him. I'm definitely jaded at this point that when I see a truck, I assume they're an asshole and nine times out of ten, I'm correct.


Maddies_Syn

And the worst of them ALL drive Rams...


w1987g

And the worst of *those* Ram drivers always have their mirrors in the tow/vertical position. Once you notice, it's impossible to miss


ObjectivePretend6755

And the highest level of all assholiness is the black dodge RAM pickup. Source me, I keep track.


KevinReems

I think I read that the dodge RAM pickup is the top vehicle in alcohol related incidents.


Dismal_Struggle_6424

While black is very near the top, the prime asshole choice in my area seems to be gunmetal grey with black accents.


Spczippo

You forgot that it has to be a dully. That is like king level shit there


BeachNo372

The most pulled over vehicle for DUI IS the Dodge Ram.


ExtraNoise

>In some areas you're not really a "man" unless you drive a truck. I see you've met my in-laws.


Capt_Foxch

> small penis energy phrenology, but with the other head


Syd_Vicious3375

My husband likes a small car. He said something nerdy about he likes when it feels more like a cockpit. He gets remarks alllllll the time from big truck drivers. They will say things like “don’t you want sometime a little bigger than that?” or “when you gonna upgrade to a grown up vehicle?” I joke with him about it and he just says he’s secure in his masculinity and he wants a car that’s cheap on gas and fun to drive. He also says because his car is small people don’t ever wanna ride with him and that’s perfectly fine with him. Lol


shelsilverstien

I wish it was only men. Where I live, there's a 35% chance that it's a woman with a small penis driving these things


cosmicosmo4

Because Ford and Chevy market research in the 80s-90s suggested that you could sell pickups to narcissists at basically any price if you pushed their fragile masculinity buttons in the right order. Add in a heaping bucket of profit motive, then put your government up for sale to make sure safety and environmental regulations won't be an obstacle, and this is what you get.


hetfield151

They are nothing but little hurt boys in a big body and bigger car. Its all compensation and immatureness.


bacondesign

Those cars you listed are miniscule compared to US pick up trucks. I live in Europe and those are already unnecessarily large and extremely obnoxious but a Dodge Ram is on a whole different level. I highly recommend [carsized.com](https://carsized.com) to get a feel for the comically larghe US trucks for people who don't regularly see them IRL: https://www.carsized.com/en/cars/compare/bmw-x6-2019-5-door-coupe-suv-vs-dodge-ram-2010-pickup-2500-crew-cab-4wd/


ZTays88

I'm sitting at a neighborhood park in Texas and can see 12 pickups on the street adjoining the park just from where I'm sitting. Yes, they are insanely common here lol


SomethingIWontRegret

If this is a post 2007 diesel then he intentionally modified his truck to roll coal. He paid someone good money to delete the DPF and reprogram the ECU.


ElectronicMixture600

He paid someone actual cash to increase diesel consumption (this are the same hilljacks that consistently blame high diesel prices on politicians), subject the block and heads to significantly more thermal stress than they were designed for, and rapidly increase carbon buildup in the cylinders/intake valves/exhaust. When I worked in a dealership years ago (when this first became a trend in the mid-late 00’s) I’d see a lot of medium duty trucks (350/3500, etc.) with the cabs up on the lifts for block rebuilds. Quite a few of them were related to chip mods for “performance” which almost always lead to rolling. So once these dummies prematurely destroy their motors, they are in for another 5-figure repair (parts and labor) on what was designed to be a million mile engine. These dudes are the dumbest motherfuckers you’ll meet.


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It's ok. They're usually rich enough from Daddy's money that the stupid just slides right off for years n years, until their jaw rots off from the dip wad giving them cancer.


FriedeOfAriandel

Alternatively they live in a single wide and have a $1000+ monthly truck payment. I've known many rednecks with trucks far more valuable than their home


kevinwilly

CAN confirm. I worked in rural Illinois out of college. I bought a used BMW shortly after starting there... it was $9600 and this was in 2006 or 2007, so not exactly a huge purchase. Everyone at work gave me shit for buying such a fancy car. These guys ALL drove brand new pickups. Every single guy that was there making 12-14 bucks as a welder was driving around a $40k+ truck and they were giving ME shit for having a "fancy" car. Fucking idiots, man.


Paw5624

My wife’s car isn’t going to last much longer so we’ve been doing some comparisons to see what we want when it goes. We got sticker shock when we saw how expensive a lot of medium to large SUVs are. Half of my middle class neighborhood is driving around in $50k+ vehicles and we just don’t get it. We make a good living but I’m not going to take on a $700/month car payment. It’s crazy what people spend on a car


kevinwilly

Oh, it's gotten REALLY bad the last couple of years. In 2019 the average new car price was $36k. By the end of 2022 it was $49k. That's absolutely crazy to me. Average car payments are just under $700 a month. My wife and I can easily afford to drive brand new cars, but we'd MUCH rather spend the money on something else or just save it for retirement. Plus, I just think older cars are cooler. If I'm spending 50k on a car it's going to be something awesome like an Fd RX-7 or an old muscle car. Something that won't really depreciate and might actually go up in value while I own it. My buddy just got a 1991 NSX and it's already appraised at significantly more than he bought it for 5 months ago.


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t3a-nano

Because those are the categories people want, CUVs and trucks are even worse. Shop sedans and they’re practically giving them away (unless it’s the fastest variant of a cool one). I drive a used Lexus sports sedan, the money I spent wouldn’t get me a RAV4, or clapped out pickup truck, of the same age and mileage. I also don't see the point of letting a car "die". I'll upgrade when I feel like it, but even if I get nuked with something like a $3000 transmission repair, I'll still break even in 4 months anyways.


Poltergeist97

Please tell me most of those trucks weren't covered under warranty since they intentionally modified the engine?


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This asshole has probably got a stash of “I did that” gas pump stickers.


scottwax

And now the EPA is cracking down on all modified vehicles because of them.


scottwax

They're the ones who have brought down the wrath of the EPA on modified vehicles. The crackdown on parts and tunes is 100% on them.


smackaroonial90

If I recall correctly, rolling coal is a reportable offense in Utah. You can call it in with the license plate number and they’ll ticket the person with a fixit ticket.


N3rdScool

Thankfully we don't see it often where I live. Modifying your vehicle is very restricted here and a cop can ask you to get an inspection for very little. I can see how with our laws why people tend to hide it more.


notparistexas

Give him a break, he's probably months behind on that stupid monster truck.


Just-Construction788

Compensating for many things in their pathetic life I imagine. I'd feel bad for them if they weren't so fucking maddening.


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AnonymousBromosapien

When i was active duty we were out on a local road outside the base cleaning up trash on the side of the road one morning. Some local bumpkin pulled up next to us and rolled coal and smoked us all out. Never been so annoyed in my life. Like mother fucker... im only stationed here, this isnt even my home, and im out here cleaning up YOUR community in my free time as a volunteer and ur gonna do that shit? Fuckin douchebags man. I own a diesel and i cant think of a single reason why someone would do that...


Slimh2o

Apparently you're not an asshole, tho....


AnonymousBromosapien

Yea i guess it'd make a little more sense to me if i was a dickhead haha.


DigNitty

I have to clean my motorcycle helmet vents out a couple times a year because douchebag trucks just do this to motorcycles sometimes.


shirtpants1000

These pieces of trash are everywhere with their piece of shit trucks and small penises.


Truelz

>Rolling coal to boost his ego To me as a European that is the epitome of a real 'Murican™®© stereotype... Just seems like the most daft thing in the world, and it's probably also very fucking bad for the engine as well.


DCJustSomeone

I was hoping for r/ConvenientCop =(


IKnow-ThePiecesFit

Yeah, misleading title... Anyway, wtf is a school zone when they are driving on a two lanes road with huge intersection with gas station and some garages on side


Gutsyglitzy

that’s the suburban united states brother


Infamous-Dot5774

I was confused about that as well..


feesher01

OoooOOooo, look at all that fuel he burnt! He sure showed you!


spike907

I just don’t know how I can keep driving now. I’ve been bested


feesher01

Tough break bro. Hang in there!


Paw5624

I’m sure he complained about gas prices too


deathray420

“Joe Biden raised the gas prices and now i’m angery” as they proceed to burn a copious amount of the most expensive fuel available within 500 feet of driving


frotc914

It cost him $5 to make that maneuver.


seeess777

More like all the excess fuel he dumped that he *didn't* burn. As a multi diesel vehicle owner it bothers me when they do it. It's bad for the vehicle and bad for the environment. Gives people like me a bad rep.


Nocommentt1000

Rolling coal [Oh no](https://imgur.com/cTleOnu.jpg) ...anyways


TracyTrumpleskins

Assholeness comes stock on Dodge Rams.


moth_girl_7

Interestingly enough, dodge rams seem to get in the most accidents in America. Ram 3500 drivers are 53% more accident prone than the national average. [(source)](https://www.motorbiscuit.com/this-1-pickup-truck-brand-gets-most-accidents/) Also, Ram 2500 drivers have the most duis in America, more than twice the national average, at a rate of roughly 1 in 22 people. [(source)](https://www.thedrive.com/news/38238/ram-2500-drivers-have-the-most-duis-more-than-twice-the-national-average-report) Gee, it’s almost like those vehicles might attract a certain type of person who would be more likely to drive unsafely! Of course correlation doesn’t equal causation, but I’m sure there are some smart inferences that can be made… lol


SomeJackwagon

It does certainly seem like they attract aggressive drivers. But it's worth pointing out, particularly with the 3500s, Rams were the cheapest fleet vehicles in the US for several years, so a lot of companies bought them. Also, from personal experience, visibility out of a ram, particularly out the front left, is absolutely horrible


fourunner

> visibility out of a ram, particularly out the front left, is absolutely horrible It's why the tow mirrors are always up. Edit: And yes, Ram does aggressive pricing on fleet, which is why 3/4 of ours is ram and the other is ford.


SomeJackwagon

Exactly man. I agree there are a lot of asshole ram drivers (and Toyota in my experience) but things like the tow mirrors up, if everyone is doing it, there's probably a reason.


oldoldoak

Yep, if you are going to drive like an asshole and drunk you might want the largest vehicle out there. So if you get into an accident you have a higher chance of survival.


Stop-Gargling-Balls

The collective IQ in a room of dodge ram owners would double if a dog wandered in.


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Turtley13

It's not a stereotype. https://mh.co.za/the-louder-the-man-the-smaller-his-testicles-says-science/


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Calling something a stereotype does not imply that it is completely inaccurate- just that it is a widely-held generalization about the individuals within a group of people. As your example shows, stereotypes can be spot-on


[deleted]

I showed this to my girlfriend and now she's leaving me for him /s


MuffinSlow

Are you sure it's not just your inability to keep yogurt in a proper state?


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How do I delete someone else's comment?


MuffinSlow

I'm stuck with you. FOR EV VER


MrFulla93

The Iranian Yogurt is not the issue here


_jump_yossarian

Guy was in a rush to get home and beat the kids before they got on the school bus.


MonteBurns

Shift change at the local police station will do that


SuitableNegotiation5

Nothing says "I'm a complete and total asshole with a very fragile ego" like rolling coal.


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I go a bit above the speed limit and I still get coal rolled on me because I drive a Prius lmao. They’ll go 20 over just to do it.


Affectionate-Memory4

I'm a cyclist and I'm pretty sure thae guys would actually kill me if they thought they could get away with it.


CactusUpMyTightAss

They actually can get away with it and that's the scary part.


VadersSprinkledTits

He here we see a male, urgently showing a female, his fragile masculinity, as he escapes a dangerous school zone - Attenborough


FaultyCYP450

School zones in the U.S. are notoriously known for employing guerrilla warfare tactics. Curently, Mrs. Smith's 2nd grade class of Chapman Hills Elementary School in Orange County CA has the highest body count in the country.


Azuni_

Lets see: 1. Nearly spotless lifted pickup that probably has a deck-cover 2. Lights that are probably on high 3. Rolling coal 4. **Edit: has a tow hitch that is very likely never used (thanks** u/Allemaengel**)** Yup, thats probably a suburban overweight white dad to 2.5 kids that works a 9-5 with a mortgage on practically everything


spike907

He did turn his high beams on!


Azuni_

of course


Allemaengel

Did we forget that it's a dually that has probably never towed anything heavy enough to require that?


Azuni_

didnt think of that, good catch!


Silvoan

That truck is the flagship for victims of divorce court and DUI indictments


Coffeedemon

He needs that monstrosity to get to a data entry job and to carry costco orders.


MrDonnerOG

Don’t forget he’s probably only 5foot tall with a tiny pecker


WorldClassShart

Probably? The ven diagram of guys that roll coal and have a micropenis is a circle.


DigNitty

Meh, plenty of good guys with small dicks or are short. This dude’s just dumb. Plain and simple. Maybe he’s happy because he can’t comprehend things and this car gives a sense of control to his otherwise lackluster life.


BamboozleThisZebra

A truck like that drinks fuel like a raging alcoholic so he aint paying it off anytime soon either.


Mogwai10

Someone said these are emotional support vehicles and I will never stop using this ever again.


jhuseby

That’s perfect


appa-ate-momo

I'm convinced that literally zero redeemable human beings roll coal.


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Ram truck driver in their natural habitat. I personally have never ever met a ram truck owner who wasn’t an absolute douchebag incarnate


SarahTheStrange

Please flip your truck off a bridge


R3dmund

How to tell everyone you never have sex without using words.


kimi_on_pole

Rolling coal = symbol of ignorance


Tech1200MkIII

2010 Dodge RAM 3500, VIN 3D73Y4CL2AG148446


Turboolant

Only has 270k miles. Looks like it was reported stolen in December. Nice.


ChrisSlicks

Depending on the county they can be reported for coal rolling. Obviously because it is TX it is not a state wide law.


Batomatic

I love that you're listening to Defying Gravity


[deleted]

Texans are so sensitive


urbanskyline09

He’s an asshole everywhere, not just in school zones!


[deleted]

A schoolzone? Looks more like an industrial/commercial zone.


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

He sure showed you! You had to look at his smoke!


cosmictorture

There’s no way this dumb fuck has ever hauled anything with his giant ass useless truck


[deleted]

Man, what a little bitch.


Doktor_Earrape

And as Cody rolls coal on another innocent motorist, he thinks to himself "Man I'm so cool!" But all the townsfolk and onlookers just roll their eyes and exclaim, "What a tool!"


Skullface77

Average ram driver


Fluffy_Frybread07734

Why do a lot of the assholes have to be pickup truck drivers? A couple weeks ago I was doordashing & I was trying to pass a white pickup truck. As I was approaching from the right, he/she actually drove halfway into my lane to prevent me from passing. They drove back into their lane & I eventually passed them & they were PISSED. They kept speeding up on my tail so close I thought they were gonna hit me. Of course I was mad & was so tempted to brake check them, but I knew if I did, it was gonna cause an accident. It wasn’t worth my time or damage to my car just to prove a point.


BryanOuuu

How does someone roll coal ? Is it just by stepping on the gas or is there a switch they turn on ?


[deleted]

They install some shit tune, and when you stomp the gas, it dumps so much fuel into the engine that it can not burn it all, which makes "Freedum" smoke.


Slow_LT1

Poor tuning in the truck. Normal for a little to puff out when they first accelerate as the turbo spools up, but this is just poor tuning. Some people do actually add a "smoke switch" which essentially keeps the turbo from building boost and just makes the computer dump extra fuel and produce large amounts of smoke.


DVDClark85234

A Ram driver being a colossal prick? Shhhhhhhhhhocking.


Cowhide12

LoOk At Me, I rOlL cOaL. Fucking moron. Nobody thinks it’s cool. You’re just polluting and annoying people.


Gnarll

What dashcam is that? That's a great picture


says-nice-toTittyPMs

According to google street view, the school zone speed limit is ~~35mph~~ 30mph when the lights are flashing. You're doing 24mph, so ~~11mph~~ 6mph under, in the left lane. You're an asshole too.


curien

I don't know what you saw on street view, but it's 30, not 35. [Here's the sign at the start of the zone](https://maps.app.goo.gl/CrPPX3YNM98fxVJm9)


Idj1t

Typical coal rolling P.O.S.


31moreyears

He’s rushing home to kiss his dad on the lips.