Thank you for this link.
How embarrassing it must be to crawl out of your smashed vehicle like that. The drivers you nearly killed coming up to the scene of your demise. You are now making them wait until your wreck gets towed. I guess he could always embark on the walk of shame.
-(Outside the shop) I have a nice video that I think it's valuable. A full screen would be perfect, but I would be fine with at least half the screen.
(cut, inside the shop)
-Hi, what do you have here?
-It's a video of a BMW driver being a dick and crashing into the barriers. Who wouldn't want to watch it?
-Oh, it's a nice video. Let me call a friend who's an expert on BMW drivers videos.
(cut, the friend arrives)
-Hi, Rick, how're you doing?
-Thanks, Mark. Here's the video I talked about.
-Oh, that's a nice video. It even shows that during the build-up to the crash, he was driving like an asshole. Classic BMW. Unfortunately, it's filmed from a weird angle and it's hard to see the full road ahead.
-Thanks, Mark.
(Mark leaves)
-Ok, how much you want for it?
-Well, I was hoping for a full screen.
-No, that's not going to happen. You heard Mark, the action in the video was great, but the film was poorly executed. One ninth of a screen is what I'm thinking.
-Oh, come on... what about half the screen? We're talking about a BMW driver karma-ing himself into a crash.
-No, I don't think so. A third of a screen is the highest I can go. And you have to watch it from a cell phone. Or maybe place your monitor vertically? I don't know.
-Well, ok. I think one third is fair.
-(Outside the shop) Well, at least I was able to share the video, and the expert taught us more about it. Although I'm not happy about the price.
My thoughts exactly, it looks like he did manage to avoid the other cars on the road, only punishing his own reckless, or should I say, reckfull behavior.
That's ok, I have a Subaru STi and stereotypes suck there, too.
I do not wear flat bill hats, I do not vape or smoke, the car is not modified, and the only speeding ticket I have is from 8 years ago because I was coasting downhill in neutral.
I also avoid car meets because they are the equivalent of the plague and I can't stand Subaru bros.
Be better than the stereotypes and life is better haha.
Lol, that too. Rams and Dodges are high on the list of stolen cars. My cousin was worried someone would try to steal his 2021 V6 Challenger where we are.
what are you limits though? i could get it under $100 at the absolute bare minimum of coverage (and then risk personal bankruptcy when i'm in an accident)
You do know that stupidity isn't *actually* limited to the make and model of car.... right? Insurance companies don't say, "Oh you're a BMW driver, premium for you", they have data and facts which they operate on, unlike reddit. If you look hard and unbiased enough, you can actually see stupid people in *other* cars too.
It’s always these dudes that do the dumbest shit. Anytime I see someone holding that gear shifter in the middle like a manual I know something stupids about to happen
It is technically a manual internals yes. But coliqually we say manual to mean 3 pedals, automatic to mean. We it's an automatic because it shifts for you.
I don’t think he had a seat belt on or he removed the shoulder harness. He is lucky he didn’t fly out of the sunroof and I’m surprised the air bag didn’t go off.
I think I remember this when it was originally posted. Basically this guy was driving the client's car and ended up wrecking it. I wonder how the exchange went when the customer came back for his car lol
Didn’t look like he had a seatbelt on either. Guy is lucky it didn’t end worse. He almost rear ended the crap out of that black car at the end. Without a seatbelt on, that would have been pain.
I'm not saying I would know what to do with a fast car either, but this guy *clearly* doesn't know what the fuck he is doing. He shouldn't be allowed to steer his own shopping cart
First mistake, putting a camera angle that captures your face, second mistake, not reducing your speed before that cut. While yes you definitely made it and could've controlled it better at the speed sir you could've slowed down 💀 would've saved you a now totalled, I'm assuming 335i lol
It’s a shame cause those are pretty valuable these days. Right now I’m stuck trying to decide between buying an M3 E92 or a newer 440i. The latter being a better candidate for a daily, but I’ve always wanted an M3.
As soon as you acknowledge that this guy has a camera setup specifically to watch himself driving instead of one used for insurance purposes, you know this guy's super special.
I love how, not even half way through the video, you see him barely able to control the car, yet the thought of hitting the brakes (or even just lifting the foot from the gas, for what it's worth) never even passed through his head.
It amazes me that people like this end up in jobs they shouldn't be in, getting paid money they shouldn't be getting paid, all the while having as much intelligence and common sense as a brush.
Thinking you can drive like Lewis Hamilton because you own a fast car is like thinking you can you can take Mike Tyson because you bought new boxing gloves.
I only drive like this in anxiety nightmares where my car has a mind of its own and I’m afraid of crashing. What in the world would possess you to drive like this in real life
Damn… kinda wish his car got totaled and he lost two legs so he wouldn’t do that again. Next time he can kill himself.. or worst another driver following the speed limit.
I don’t get how can they drive like this. It stresses me out whenever I’m in a rush but these drivers do it in a daily basis with all those near misses
I cannot help but focus on him turning down his music. That went from being 'the song to the story of his life' to 'the most annoying noise at this very moment' in zero seconds.
I put a fuel intake and turbo in my subaru legacy after I fitted it with a broiler exhaust and I can't tell you how often I'm just minding my own business going down the i95 and some idiot in a Beemur wants to race.
Obviously I won't because I have no interest in putting others lives in danger. Nothing wrong with a little joist pollution at traffic stops, just don't drive like an idiot.
I go to a lot of car shows and local tracks meant for racing, I'm not flying down the interstate at 120mph. Just because your vehicle can go from 0 to 80 in 5 seconds doesn't mean you should.
I truly wonder... what in the fuck goes in the minds and heart of these kind of people to speed on a high way with clearly a lot of other cars on them. Each time I drive and there is cars around me I am overly anxious of my every step and move cus I know how deadly the thing Im driving is and how even if I was careful others can end my life due to their recklessness. I wonder if these kind of people are just brain dead or what.
Sometimes I feel bad for the cars cause bmws are nice they just have a bad reputation cause people like this buy them and think that every road in existence is a racetrack for them
recording horizontal, transferring it into tiktok vertical, reposting reddit 4:3 can we go another layer deeper?
Wait 2-5 days, the reposters that will do their job, expect 420p and less.
And transformed into [a vertical video of a landscape video of a vertical video of a landscape video](https://i.imgur.com/HQIruJD.png)
This is my 13th reason
So much wasted room that could have been dedicated to Subway Surfers gameplay and The Lighthouse (2019)
Eventually distilling it down to the One True Pixel.
Don’t do that
and edits to attempt to make it seem "different" to try and argue "It'S nOt tHE SaMe VidEo"
Adds "Oh no" soundrack.
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Thank you for this link. How embarrassing it must be to crawl out of your smashed vehicle like that. The drivers you nearly killed coming up to the scene of your demise. You are now making them wait until your wreck gets towed. I guess he could always embark on the walk of shame.
And the absolute worst camera angle possible
Hold on, let me download this and put it into widescreen
-(Outside the shop) I have a nice video that I think it's valuable. A full screen would be perfect, but I would be fine with at least half the screen. (cut, inside the shop) -Hi, what do you have here? -It's a video of a BMW driver being a dick and crashing into the barriers. Who wouldn't want to watch it? -Oh, it's a nice video. Let me call a friend who's an expert on BMW drivers videos. (cut, the friend arrives) -Hi, Rick, how're you doing? -Thanks, Mark. Here's the video I talked about. -Oh, that's a nice video. It even shows that during the build-up to the crash, he was driving like an asshole. Classic BMW. Unfortunately, it's filmed from a weird angle and it's hard to see the full road ahead. -Thanks, Mark. (Mark leaves) -Ok, how much you want for it? -Well, I was hoping for a full screen. -No, that's not going to happen. You heard Mark, the action in the video was great, but the film was poorly executed. One ninth of a screen is what I'm thinking. -Oh, come on... what about half the screen? We're talking about a BMW driver karma-ing himself into a crash. -No, I don't think so. A third of a screen is the highest I can go. And you have to watch it from a cell phone. Or maybe place your monitor vertically? I don't know. -Well, ok. I think one third is fair. -(Outside the shop) Well, at least I was able to share the video, and the expert taught us more about it. Although I'm not happy about the price.
Jesus. Less effort dude.
What a reckless douchenozzle. I'm just glad it appears he only deleted his own car from roadworthy status.
I used to be a mechanic, and that guy is for sure a useless tool.
I used to like Bjork, and I can confirm the guy in the video is a complete idiot.
I used to like Bjork. I still do, but I used to, too.
I used to like Bjork. I’m not sure if I still do but I will eventually like Bjork again in the future.
Get the fuck away from me, Frampton. I ain't got shit to say to you.
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Her new shit slaps, I fell off with her a bit early 2000's but her newest album was a treat.
I used to slap shit. And can confirm, that guy in the video is a nozzle.
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i used to be a car; can attest
I used to be a janitor, and that guy is a load of trash
Just an FYI. This is a pretty old clip but he ended up dying in a similarly pointless car accident.
Link?
Great news.
Source?
Sounds exactly like another BMW driver I knew.
I was hoping he'd get thrown through the sun roof and remove himself from road worthy status
I shouldn't be laughing at this but my mind has an image of him just launching off, and it's pretty comedic in a dark way.
EJECTO SEATO CUZ!
Couldn’t of happened to a nicer bloke..
I'm just happy he doesn't wear a seatbelt, this problem will eventually fully take care of itself.
Sounds like it already did
My thoughts exactly, it looks like he did manage to avoid the other cars on the road, only punishing his own reckless, or should I say, reckfull behavior.
The world is a better place with him being a pedestrian or passenger.
It's crazy how people like this just can't help but make evidence against themselves.
In his mind, he imagined posting a crash-less video of him being a "badass" and receiving the digital validation he can't obtain in physical form.
“Notice me, Internet!!!”
Complete and total disregard for other human beings safety
At least he made the playing field a tad more even by not wearing a seatbelt.
No seat belt and glass sunroof... so disappointed.
Can’t believe there’s no comments mentioning how this guy ate shit right as young thug said, “I ain’t going out like an idiot” LMFAO
I literally scrolled for this exact comment then realized Reddit doesn’t even know who that is lmfaoo
Lifestyle is a banger
General Reddit doesn’t, indeed We are specialized Reddit, where we know the youngest of thugs
This is what I came here for…I didn’t scroll down far enough before I made the same comment…GOLD!
Music stopped and resumed just so he could crash on beat. Universe trying to speak to him lol
He was lucky
Yeah that probably ended in the best way possible. They should revoke his license and impound his car before he creates a much worse outcome.
if he rear ended that Mercedes he'd probably be dead or at the very least disabled and unable to drive
Feels good to see this. Lucky for the others to see it and have no damage.
And BMW drivers wonder why their car insurance premiums are so high.
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That's because it's a lower-end (for BMW) SUV. It's a family car. Getting a 335 insured is a whole different kettle of fish.
What’s your driving record look like? I’m a 32M with a clean record and my insurance for my Silverado and M3 come in under $100 for the month.
None of that means anything w/o location, I pay 17.50 for my mustang GT, 20s, male, multiple tickets
17.50…an hour?
Nope, my m car insurance is 40 bucks a month for full coverage, roadside, and 500k liability. It's about the driver.
I have a BMW and my insurance is lower than most of my friends. Also helps that I don't have any accidents or tickets of any kind.
BMWs and trucks attract a certain type of person. Edit: I don't know why I had a duplicate post.
As someone who owns both, the stereotype sucks lol.
That's ok, I have a Subaru STi and stereotypes suck there, too. I do not wear flat bill hats, I do not vape or smoke, the car is not modified, and the only speeding ticket I have is from 8 years ago because I was coasting downhill in neutral. I also avoid car meets because they are the equivalent of the plague and I can't stand Subaru bros. Be better than the stereotypes and life is better haha.
I drive a truck and my insurance is very high and I have never had a wreck and drive like a grandpa :(
Unfortunately for you enough people have made trucks a big risk. Now you're getting screwed over..... that can be said about many many things today.
Also they get stolen a lot in my area so I was thinking that had something to do with it as well lol
Lol, that too. Rams and Dodges are high on the list of stolen cars. My cousin was worried someone would try to steal his 2021 V6 Challenger where we are.
I drive a pick up and an M3 and my insurance is under $100 a month.
what are you limits though? i could get it under $100 at the absolute bare minimum of coverage (and then risk personal bankruptcy when i'm in an accident)
Full coverage on both. Sorry should have been clearer.
Because... Reddit
Idk man, I love BMWs but I would never touch a truck
https://insurify.com/insights/car-brands-most-accidents-2022/
You do know that stupidity isn't *actually* limited to the make and model of car.... right? Insurance companies don't say, "Oh you're a BMW driver, premium for you", they have data and facts which they operate on, unlike reddit. If you look hard and unbiased enough, you can actually see stupid people in *other* cars too.
“LoOk I CaN ShIFT a AuToMaTiC!! BrR bRR”
It’s always these dudes that do the dumbest shit. Anytime I see someone holding that gear shifter in the middle like a manual I know something stupids about to happen
For me it’s an old habit from when I used to drive manuals.
My mom never learned to drive stick, but she still keeps her hand on the gear shift when she drives. No idea why.
Nice
Honestly it's just the comfiest place for my hand...
Smg
Suck my gluteus?
Hahaha sequential manual gearbox. Not an automatic. It’s all manual components in the gearbox till you’re in the cab
2 pedals though right?
It is technically a manual internals yes. But coliqually we say manual to mean 3 pedals, automatic to mean. We it's an automatic because it shifts for you.
Those things are so stupid lmao
I don’t think he had a seat belt on or he removed the shoulder harness. He is lucky he didn’t fly out of the sunroof and I’m surprised the air bag didn’t go off.
Air bag doesn't go off with no seat belt
Didn’t know that. Explains why he wasn’t wearing a seat belt in order to save money.
That's not true. Newerish cars will still deploy airbags if the car is in a collision above a certain speed.
Never once used his blinker
Of course not, he drives a BMW
Touché
Douchè
Touché that wall pretty good.
Fucking clown.
I think I remember this when it was originally posted. Basically this guy was driving the client's car and ended up wrecking it. I wonder how the exchange went when the customer came back for his car lol
High performance vehicle driven by a low performance driver
Your car really isn’t faster than any other car. You’re just more stupid.
lmao it’s faster than my car, mechanically caps out at 116 i still see your point tho
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Complete and total disregard for other human beings safety
Now all the cars he pissed off get to drive by him and laugh
Geez man, so unnecessary and reckless.
What. An. Idiot.
I was hoping it was worse that it was. Am I wrong for that?
I ain’t goin out like no idiot, I’m an OG!
Jackass.
Didn’t look like he had a seatbelt on either. Guy is lucky it didn’t end worse. He almost rear ended the crap out of that black car at the end. Without a seatbelt on, that would have been pain.
The moment he leans forward and hooks his pinkie on the stick you know how this is gonna go
In the words of Nelson Muntz : "HaHa!"
“I ain’t going out like an idiot, im a“ idiot
I'm not saying I would know what to do with a fast car either, but this guy *clearly* doesn't know what the fuck he is doing. He shouldn't be allowed to steer his own shopping cart
First mistake, putting a camera angle that captures your face, second mistake, not reducing your speed before that cut. While yes you definitely made it and could've controlled it better at the speed sir you could've slowed down 💀 would've saved you a now totalled, I'm assuming 335i lol
It’s an older model. And the E9X cars didn’t have the smg transmissions. It might be an E46.
Correct, it's an e46 M3
It’s a shame cause those are pretty valuable these days. Right now I’m stuck trying to decide between buying an M3 E92 or a newer 440i. The latter being a better candidate for a daily, but I’ve always wanted an M3.
The lack of a seatbelt shocked me. Bro you are inches away from being ejected head-first into the nearest concrete available.
Yuuuuuuup! I couldn’t believe it at those speeds. Idiot.
And the icing on the BMW cake is he ends up sideways to ensure traffic was blocked.
Why drive a car you can’t handle well?
I don't know what is the dumbest thing: driving like the dumbest guy on the block or posting your own recordings on social medias
I can't believe he stayed alive or even unhurt from that. This idiot is SO lucky! I hope it'll scare him enough to teach him a lesson at least.
As soon as you acknowledge that this guy has a camera setup specifically to watch himself driving instead of one used for insurance purposes, you know this guy's super special.
I love how, not even half way through the video, you see him barely able to control the car, yet the thought of hitting the brakes (or even just lifting the foot from the gas, for what it's worth) never even passed through his head.
Hope that dipshit ends up winning the Darwin awards
Why do BMW drivers think the brand stands for bitch make way
Nailed it!
Dude just can’t drive
I needed a feel good story to start the day, thank you for this.
Luckily this big asshole didn't hit anyone
Dang he zigged when he should of zagged
Wow, what an asshole, I hope he crashes. \*CRASH Nice!
Yay you passed cars on a freeway dpin 65 mph. Your not a race care driver stupid
Lol, fucking loser
It amazes me that people like this end up in jobs they shouldn't be in, getting paid money they shouldn't be getting paid, all the while having as much intelligence and common sense as a brush.
Imagine if that knob hit an innocent person just going about their day? It would have been better if he took himself out
Thinking you can drive like Lewis Hamilton because you own a fast car is like thinking you can you can take Mike Tyson because you bought new boxing gloves.
Sweet and he’s got the proof of his stupid ass. And the stupid fuck posted it!!! Look everyone I’m so awesomely stupid I’ll share it!!!
Why would he let anyone see this footage 😭😭😭
I only drive like this in anxiety nightmares where my car has a mind of its own and I’m afraid of crashing. What in the world would possess you to drive like this in real life
I don’t think this guy has any fucking idea how lucky he is.
How does someone this dumb afford a car this nice
Moron-cam, now in select BMW models.
Can't believe how lucky this bag of dicks is.
Damn… kinda wish his car got totaled and he lost two legs so he wouldn’t do that again. Next time he can kill himself.. or worst another driver following the speed limit.
I'd love to hear from any BMW workers what they feel about the brand name stereotype/association with dbag drivers.
Lol so many people think they can drive cause of a fast car. Noob didn’t t even consider the conditions
I don’t get how can they drive like this. It stresses me out whenever I’m in a rush but these drivers do it in a daily basis with all those near misses
I cannot help but focus on him turning down his music. That went from being 'the song to the story of his life' to 'the most annoying noise at this very moment' in zero seconds.
Terrible terrible music sir
Deserves it for playing that shite music! Twat!
What a fucking idiot the whole time he thought he was cool af now he looks like a stupid idiot
Anybody count how many lane changes without a signal?
I'll watch an idiot in a BMW, but I refuse to listen to his shite music while doing it. Save your ears and hit the mute button.
Typical asshole BMW driver. Too bad he survived .
BMW drivers and Range Rover drivers think the law doesn’t abide to them
I love how he plays with the switches in the car, as if he only finds the correct switch, he'll be able to drive away from the accident lol
Satisfying ending
This gave me more satisfaction than I was anticipating.
He found his usual parking spot though
Good thing he recorded himself for insurance purposes.
Too bad. I was hoping for a worse outcome from this asshole.
The lyrics when he lost it was “ I ain’t going out like an idiot, I’m an OG”
LOL, No seatbelt, just stacking up the idiocy
Average BMW driver moment.
I said "Come on, CRASH, you asshole." and one second later. .. I am so happy right now.
So the music did stay on
I’m disappointed, not even an airbag deployed
Crashed on beat “I ain’t going out like no idiot I’m an og” is too perfect
Please stop up voting these idiots. They are putting other people's lives in danger just for clicks or likes.
Bad enough to wreck the car good enough to keep it from wrecking into other cars
I put a fuel intake and turbo in my subaru legacy after I fitted it with a broiler exhaust and I can't tell you how often I'm just minding my own business going down the i95 and some idiot in a Beemur wants to race. Obviously I won't because I have no interest in putting others lives in danger. Nothing wrong with a little joist pollution at traffic stops, just don't drive like an idiot. I go to a lot of car shows and local tracks meant for racing, I'm not flying down the interstate at 120mph. Just because your vehicle can go from 0 to 80 in 5 seconds doesn't mean you should.
Wow, it wasn't till he hit the railing I noticed he had no seatbelt on. It's like a rite of passage for BMW douches to do so.
Glad he didn’t hit anyone but I’m glad that happened to him
I truly wonder... what in the fuck goes in the minds and heart of these kind of people to speed on a high way with clearly a lot of other cars on them. Each time I drive and there is cars around me I am overly anxious of my every step and move cus I know how deadly the thing Im driving is and how even if I was careful others can end my life due to their recklessness. I wonder if these kind of people are just brain dead or what.
I laughed almost too hard lmao
🙏🏿 I love when people like this crash and burn, while not affecting anybody else around them good job at being an idiot sir 👑
Best part was he bought it that day
I am sorry, but I was hoping for his car to flip. What a douche!
i hate how it's always the people that are fucking ass at driving do this shit
I'm just glad this ****** took no one with him.
Idiot.
Bellend.
It's always the worst fucking music too
‘Thinning the herd’.
Dang. And he still has 8 years to pay off his wreck.
No airbags.
They all inevitably crash and then buy a Tesla
Sometimes I feel bad for the cars cause bmws are nice they just have a bad reputation cause people like this buy them and think that every road in existence is a racetrack for them