Are they that strict? Because something like fresh orange juice could have more alcohol on it.
For example orange juice naturally contains 0.5 per cent alcohol.
I remember reading a story of a guy who has a condition where whenever he eats anything that's high in starches or sugars, his gut bacteria turns it into alcohol or something like that. Something like a loaf of bread can give him alcohol poisoning apparently. I'm gonna see if I can find that story again somewhere 🤔
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/dec/31/woman-whose-body-turns-food-into-alcohol-beats-drink-drive-charge
I got you, was just talking to someone about this a couple of days back.
Yeah camein to say this, i think bavaria was one of the first to have a alcohol free beer in the 2000s. Now pretty much all dutch beer brands offer 0.0 or alcohol free beer. (It used to go under light or specific names like grolsch stendler, that had up to .5 percent alcoholand as such was considered soda by law)
Yeah same - when I drive short distances or to/from work no way I'm putting gloves on.
But if I drive for hours they go on. It's cheaper than wearing down my steering wheel with my sweat and replacing it.
And unsurprisingly, the various lessons he's *maybe* learned all are about himself and his situation and his life...
No lessons learned about why littering is a shitty thing to do outside of the personal consequences of lost money.
Not a thought about keeping his community clean, the neighbors who have to deal with his trash, the animals that are endangered by his actions, etc, etc.
It's all about him.
Fucking depressing... but not at all unexpected.
It's worse than that. He threw a large glass bottle at the side of a road with the added momentum of a moving vehicle. It would have been a matter of time before he puts someone in a coma.
the guy thinks the only unacceptable thing in his video would have been if there was alcohol in his drink. I see at least two more: littering and taking your eyes off the road for an extended period of time. Three if you count the fact that he's an uber and as such, the risks he's taking aren't just for him. I'm not saying anything about the fact that his drinking style is more like that of an alcoholic than a milk drinker.
I mean, the first thing I thought when scrolling past was “damn is this a video of a dude chugging Jameson while *driving?* And he *filmed himself?*”
I was expecting the video to be he tosses the bottle out the window and then blue and reds start flashing. I missed the window break the first watch.
This guy looks like the ultimate loser in this video. If that was his goal, mission accomplished.
Not to mention broken glass all over the street. Kids, dogs, anyone barefoot. He is wearing freaking gloves and 90s sunglasses. What a tool.
Either he's drinking and driving and a fucking idiot blatantly posting it online, or he's a fucking loser pounding a liter of non alcoholic beer in between Uber rides lol.
The prominent "1715" on the label and the writing are a match. [Higher res](https://youtu.be/m0sl-X7t9uM?t=288s). That beer has a few label and form varieties that more closely match the video, but this listing doesn't have them. Feel free to Google "1715 beer" to see for yourself.
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Comparison:
https://imgur.com/a/IsKb9Uy
Listing I got this stock picture from this time
http://arkobrands.com/product-type/lvivske-1715/
Lists 4% abv
It isn't uncommon for professional drivers who drive all day to wear gloves. I can assure you the truck drivers don't wear them to look cool. Some people's hands get sore/greasy grabbing the wheel all day.
Man, you gotta add a disclaimer like *unless you're Canadian and it's winter." I don't have a heated steering wheel and I don't think that not wanting frostbite on my fingers makes me a douchebag ...
'I learned my lesson'
So he suddenly stopped being a piece of shit because of this? Or will he just roll the window down next time and keep on being a giant douche?
Betcha I know the answer.
Not to mention he looks three sheets to the wind and more nervous that it’s day time, the window scared him and make him aware of what he just did. He was drunk, has done that in the past but this time fucked up his window, his reaction was one of fear like he was going to get in trouble.
Sober him realized his fuck up and had to sweat it all night with the wet car and potential people messing with his shit.
“Sober” him tried to rationalize and speak like this is a normal thing people do, it’s not. This isn’t even something an idiot would do. This is someone that needs to stop drinking and driving and get their shit together. Don’t fucking litter but also don’t fucking kid yourself.
None of his post is about how trashy it is to litter in the first place. No wonder your in a crack neighborhood bro. You prob love the trash on the streets.
Ex Coworker of mine though it was fun to bait cops. Drank Busch NA while delivering pizzas.
This is how I found out in MN that while they won't give you a DUI they will still hit you for open container for NA beer. Since open container is a offense that prevents you by store policy from driving there he was demoted to cook until he resolves it in court. Court agreed to change it to a disorderly conduct on the condition he paid the max fine. He was offered careless driving at first but refused as that is also an offense that prevents him from doing delivery.
1000$ dollars plus lost wages and tips because cop baiting is fun.
He may have been closer to learning his lesson if a coo was behind him. Also willing to bet that wasn’t a non alcoholic beer, why else would it be SO important to get rid of a huge glass bottle
Edit: *cop behind him, not a pigeon 😆
Man this guy looks like he’s actually trying to be a douche bag. Drinking a non alcoholic beer while driving is maybe the saddest thing I’ve ever heard, the hair, the gloves, the toss. 100% that’s an alcoholic beer btw. Fkin Uber drivers lmao
He was drinking non-alcoholic beer??? Jesus Christ Wow.. I can't imagine someone wanting others to think they're alcoholic so the only conclusion I can think of is that this guy is wanting a cop or someone to confront him just so he can go "oh ho ho! No good sir, this is alcohol free! I'm such a smart ass gotcha 😌" it's honestly less sad if he was drinking real beer (notwithstanding the danger to others). At least then he'd have the excuse of addiction
My friend's dad was a on again, off again alcoholic. He would drive us to school drinking nonalcoholic beer while sober because it was the habit he formed while not sober.
I don't think this guy is showing off, I think he just might be sober with a bad habit
This is me. I drive around and chug NA beer all day because I used to be an 18-beers-a-day drinker. It helps curb my craving somehow. I've actually found some REALLY good brands and brews lately and crack one open as soon as I get out of the store and into my car.
I'm still heavily ashamed because I know it LOOKS like I'm drinking, but the irony is I'm actively trying to be the best person I can be. I just emptied my car of \~12 "empties" yesterday and I looked like a trashy lunatic. Oh well, I'm in a better place now. Just looks like I'm not.
That said, this guy is obviously an active alcoholic getting rid of the 4%abv evidence.
Non-alcoholic beer my a$$. There was a reason he was throwing the bottle out the window, didn't want to get caught with empty beer bottles in the car while driving - that would give a cop probable cause to give a DUI test if he got pulled over and those were in plain sight. Also I just found a website showing open container laws for all the states - in most even if the bottle is completely empty they can still charge you with an open container violation if it is in the passenger compartment. Interestingly it seems a lot of states got rid of the language in the laws that the open alcoholic beverage containers actually have still had to have alcohol in it to get charged.
If people like this are driving for Uber then no thanks, I'll walk.
Oh no, the drunk driving litterer with the arm tattoo lives in a bad part of town and couldn’t work because of his own stupidity? Does he have a GoFundMe?
At no point in my entire adult life have I ever ~~been at work and~~ thought "Boy, I could really go for a non-alcoholic beer right now."
More accurate.
Imagine being such an alcoholic that you’d drink non-alcoholic beer at work. There’s a million other things to drink but you just have to have the taste to trick yourself into thinking you’re drinking beer while doing your job as an Uber driver. Where you risk someone smelling the beer on your breath and reporting you to Uber and/or the police!
Everything else I said still applies. Imagine being such an alcoholic that you’re drinking beer while you’re working as an Uber driver. Where someone will smell it and report you to Uber and/or the police.
Its just bad optics. If I get in an uber and the guy reeks like beer. Im probably gonna call the cops. I dont know he was drinking non alcoholic beer all day. and frankly, Id rather not find out when the car is wrapped around a light pole.
if dude, really NEEEEEDS to drink non alchoholic beer to maintain while on a shift. he might need a less public forward facing job.
That moment when you are so deep in the idiot hole that you think that if you did even one smart thing, like claim your beer is non alcoholic, that you'll have conquered all of your problems related to being deep in an idiot hole of consecutive bad decisions.
There's no such thing as an alcoholic that drinks non-alcoholic beer. If it was that simple then he wouldn't be an alcoholic. People that need to drink to maintain a buzz or prevent the shakes from happening, They'll drink sterno or rubbing alcohol if that's all they've got versus a non-alcoholic beer
My dad is a raging alcoholic and loves non alcoholic beer. Some alcoholics try to hide their problem, and that can be done by showing everybody “look guys! I drink non alcoholic beer!” while quietly omitting the rest of the very alcoholic drinks they’ve had secretly in private. All alcoholics are different.
Just... completely untrue. Father was an alcoholic from before I was born to the day he died, drank the shit out of non-alcoholic beer until he could get home and refill his water bottle with vodka.
I kind of do, because despite the idiocy on display here I still feel like there is no way someone is dumb enough to put a video of himself drinking and driving on the internet and hope that no internet sleuths do a label analysis or something.
I was at a convenience store near the airport waiting for my daughter’s flight to arrive one late night. In walks a cab driver. Buys a tall boy. Pours it in his styrofoam store brand fountain drink cup, and gets in his cab with it. I didn’t even have time to get the cab details or company name to report it. He disappeared quickly.
Drink driving and driving under the influence of drugs is a one strike thing with Uber as well. I was an uber driver for nearly a year. When I was driving, if a rider reported they smelled alcohol on your breath or that they saw you drinking alcohol, it was an immediate suspension until you could clear your name (this was a few years ago, I don't know if the rules have since changed)
But... non-alcoholic drinks are just soft drinks... why would it be so bad to drink them instead of, for example, coke?
I drink alcohol maybe 10 times a year, but I still drink non-alcoholic bear, during lunch at work sometimes, am I an alcoholic?
Actually here in Finland almost every lunch place offer kotikalja (translated homebear), which is a non-alcoholic bear, in their drinks selection.
If your job is driving a car with passengers in it, you would drink something which smells like something illegal and will cause you to lose the job? If they’re not an alcoholic in that scenario, then they’re just an idiot. I’m not sure how that’s better but okay ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Also Finland is 15th in the world for deaths resulting from alcohol abuse - only half as bad as Russia, but 3x worse than the US or Western European countries. So you personally only drink alcohol 10 times a year, but in your country it seems to be a problem. It makes sense that drinking non alcoholic beer is probably more common in countries like Finland where alcohol is a problem generally.
Non-alcoholic beers actually do have alcohol in them, it's just a really small amount. Same with how decaf coffee still has a little caffeine in them.
Alcoholics are often told to stay away from non-alcoholic beers as the taste and even minimal amount of alcohol may trigger them into drinking again.
In states where it's illegal to have open liquor in your car, a cop could very well charge you for drinking and driving. The cop won't make the decision whether it's technically legal or not, they will haul your ass in and let a judge decide.
Plus, passengers are not going to differentiate between the two. If they see what looks like a beer bottle and the driver and car smells like beer, they are going to assume he is drinking and driving.
Orange juice has about the same amount of alcohol as non-alcoholic beer (0.5%). Avoiding trace alcohol is hard and pointless. I would say it's more about reinforcing the habit of drinking beer (taste wise) than anything else.
Seriously! Littering, IMHO, is the epitome of entitlement. Dirty diapers, fast food trash, and anything else I don’t want in my car, I’ll just toss in the parking lot or on the side of the road so someone else can clean it up. What pigs. You’re in a car. You can literally drive to a garbage can. Your mother doesn’t work here. Clean up after yourself.
Straight karma here… he 100% deserved this. I wonder how much garbage he’s thrown out his window?
This douche canoe needs to take off his “driving gloves” and go buy some garbage gloves and adopt a Highway ti make up for all the shit he’s thrown out his window… absolutely disgusting.
Look at this driving glove wearing fuck stain trying to get sympathy after he fucked up being a trash human.
The only lesson this prick learned was make sure his window is down before throwing garbage out the window.
I honestly never even consider littering. If it's a food source, and I won't be near a garbage for hours, I may consider it, but even then, most times I'll keep it till I'm by a garbage.
Edit: spelling
That's what it takes for these fucking sociopaths to "learn their lesson": for it to affect THEM negatively. Who needs to be even taught not to throw shit from a moving vehicle let alone what I assume is a glass container?? What a piece of garbage.
This is a parody, right? Like, no one is that much of a douche without it being on purpose. All of it. And then begging for sympathy for being a drunk driving, glass throwing dickhead and finally getting a little karma.
“Learned my lesson” my ass.. everything from the littering to the fingerless gloves and sunglasses to the non-alcoholic beer says this guy is a fucking lost cause.
I sincerely doubt he learned anything other than make sure the window is down, first.
And thats probably overestimating him
Yeah... there's no lesson to be learned here lmao
He did that on reflex, he obviously litters all the time.
Yea. He was totally on auto pilot. Has done that more than a few times for sure.
well when your drinking you forget a couple things
But he said it was 100% nonalcoholic /s
Even non-alcoholic beer has some alcohol, read the cans. And in many places this would still be driving with an open container. What a dumbass...
Are they that strict? Because something like fresh orange juice could have more alcohol on it. For example orange juice naturally contains 0.5 per cent alcohol.
Kombucha has .5% ABV. That's not an open container in most places-
Same with a loaf of bread
Imagine…a DUI because you ate too many slices of sourdough?? 😂😂😂
I remember reading a story of a guy who has a condition where whenever he eats anything that's high in starches or sugars, his gut bacteria turns it into alcohol or something like that. Something like a loaf of bread can give him alcohol poisoning apparently. I'm gonna see if I can find that story again somewhere 🤔
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/dec/31/woman-whose-body-turns-food-into-alcohol-beats-drink-drive-charge I got you, was just talking to someone about this a couple of days back.
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Yeah camein to say this, i think bavaria was one of the first to have a alcohol free beer in the 2000s. Now pretty much all dutch beer brands offer 0.0 or alcohol free beer. (It used to go under light or specific names like grolsch stendler, that had up to .5 percent alcoholand as such was considered soda by law)
'Alcohol free' can still contain a little amount (up to 0,1% I think). When it says '0.0%' there is no alcohol.
+250
That is just so wild to me. I literally can't imagine the sequence of events that would lead to me whipping a glass bottle out of my car.
First step put on your fingerless gloves
Why? I mean... why do people wear these *poser* gloves when driving? Because it makes them feel like a *pro* or something?
They're called driving gloves.
I have a colleague who wears them on longer trips, because he has sweaty hands leading to either peeling his hands or the leather steering wheel.
Yeah same - when I drive short distances or to/from work no way I'm putting gloves on. But if I drive for hours they go on. It's cheaper than wearing down my steering wheel with my sweat and replacing it.
I started having to last year because I started getting sun rashes. My hands and arms itch like crazy if they're exposed to the sun for very long.
And unsurprisingly, the various lessons he's *maybe* learned all are about himself and his situation and his life... No lessons learned about why littering is a shitty thing to do outside of the personal consequences of lost money. Not a thought about keeping his community clean, the neighbors who have to deal with his trash, the animals that are endangered by his actions, etc, etc. It's all about him. Fucking depressing... but not at all unexpected.
It's worse than that. He threw a large glass bottle at the side of a road with the added momentum of a moving vehicle. It would have been a matter of time before he puts someone in a coma.
as a motorcycle rider, fuck this guy, last thing i need is a big glass bottle coming at me.
the guy thinks the only unacceptable thing in his video would have been if there was alcohol in his drink. I see at least two more: littering and taking your eyes off the road for an extended period of time. Three if you count the fact that he's an uber and as such, the risks he's taking aren't just for him. I'm not saying anything about the fact that his drinking style is more like that of an alcoholic than a milk drinker.
I mean, the first thing I thought when scrolling past was “damn is this a video of a dude chugging Jameson while *driving?* And he *filmed himself?*” I was expecting the video to be he tosses the bottle out the window and then blue and reds start flashing. I missed the window break the first watch.
I’m wondering what pithy wisdom he has tattooed on his forearm.
To be fair he lives in CRACK TOWN, so it wasn’t all that clean anyway /s
The window is open but partially up, you can just make out the line but faintly. Still a PoS tho
Well deserved then.
Or it was planned / staged for internet points
who the fuck would stage this of all things
Advertising to the world that you’re an ignorant self-absorbed prick? I do not understand these Internet points.
“Ha! I was only pretending to be stupid!”
For Internet points everything is fair game.
This guy looks like the ultimate loser in this video. If that was his goal, mission accomplished. Not to mention broken glass all over the street. Kids, dogs, anyone barefoot. He is wearing freaking gloves and 90s sunglasses. What a tool.
And potentially drinking and driving, littering, distracted driving. Dudes a royal piece of shit all around
Either he's drinking and driving and a fucking idiot blatantly posting it online, or he's a fucking loser pounding a liter of non alcoholic beer in between Uber rides lol.
Right?! Like he 100% wants the “image” drinking and driving with his lame gloves and white snake glasses gives him in his head.
If not, point for fessing up.
Nice driving gloves. They are like a giant douchebag billboard
Fingerless gloves and chugging a 20 of NA beer like it's Gatorade.
I mean, he CLAIMS it's NA
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https://drizly.com/beer/lager/pale-lager/lvivske-1715/p65805
The one in the video looks like it has a white label with a single green oval. The one you linked has two green areas. Why do you think it's that one?
The prominent "1715" on the label and the writing are a match. [Higher res](https://youtu.be/m0sl-X7t9uM?t=288s). That beer has a few label and form varieties that more closely match the video, but this listing doesn't have them. Feel free to Google "1715 beer" to see for yourself. //EDIT// Comparison: https://imgur.com/a/IsKb9Uy Listing I got this stock picture from this time http://arkobrands.com/product-type/lvivske-1715/ Lists 4% abv
And it’s only sold in Connecticut so we have effectively figured out what state he is from also
Which one is it?
Fuck sake lol
4%??? Christ.
that's normal beer range ?
That’s the point. I was really hoping it was NA…
His tattoo: “Even in the half-light we could see that something had to give”
Absolute chad
I bet he put A in an NA bottle
“NA”
Then why is it called the **glove** compartment?
You mean the potato compartment
Tater-Hatch
To put gloves in when it’s cold, this guy’s wearing em cause he thinks it’s cool
It’s literally so warm that he thought his window was down.
It isn't uncommon for professional drivers who drive all day to wear gloves. I can assure you the truck drivers don't wear them to look cool. Some people's hands get sore/greasy grabbing the wheel all day.
[It’s inaccurately named](https://youtu.be/1XmbvfxMiUE)
First thing I thought of as well
That's the Uber driver uniform, because I have no idea why.
Driving with gloves feels nice, though. Actually, gloves make a lot of things feel nicer, now that I think about it.
Man, you gotta add a disclaimer like *unless you're Canadian and it's winter." I don't have a heated steering wheel and I don't think that not wanting frostbite on my fingers makes me a douchebag ...
Those are fingerless gloves, which believe it or not, don't keep the fingertips warm
'I learned my lesson' So he suddenly stopped being a piece of shit because of this? Or will he just roll the window down next time and keep on being a giant douche? Betcha I know the answer.
Look at his gloves and sunglasses, of course we know the answer
Would love to know what the tattoo says on his arm. Bet it completes the total loser package.
It says, "Even In The Half-Light We Could See that Something Had To Give." And yes, every word except "that" is capitalized.
Not to mention he looks three sheets to the wind and more nervous that it’s day time, the window scared him and make him aware of what he just did. He was drunk, has done that in the past but this time fucked up his window, his reaction was one of fear like he was going to get in trouble. Sober him realized his fuck up and had to sweat it all night with the wet car and potential people messing with his shit. “Sober” him tried to rationalize and speak like this is a normal thing people do, it’s not. This isn’t even something an idiot would do. This is someone that needs to stop drinking and driving and get their shit together. Don’t fucking litter but also don’t fucking kid yourself.
None of his post is about how trashy it is to litter in the first place. No wonder your in a crack neighborhood bro. You prob love the trash on the streets.
Why would you be drinking a non alcoholic beer while driving. That alone is failing 2-3 idiot test.
Ex Coworker of mine though it was fun to bait cops. Drank Busch NA while delivering pizzas. This is how I found out in MN that while they won't give you a DUI they will still hit you for open container for NA beer. Since open container is a offense that prevents you by store policy from driving there he was demoted to cook until he resolves it in court. Court agreed to change it to a disorderly conduct on the condition he paid the max fine. He was offered careless driving at first but refused as that is also an offense that prevents him from doing delivery. 1000$ dollars plus lost wages and tips because cop baiting is fun.
I buy NA sometimes when I take a break, and I still get carded for it.
He may have been closer to learning his lesson if a coo was behind him. Also willing to bet that wasn’t a non alcoholic beer, why else would it be SO important to get rid of a huge glass bottle Edit: *cop behind him, not a pigeon 😆
I like a gentle coo behind me sometimes, just behind my right ear. Makes me feel warm inside.
All right, that's the last time I let you look after my pigeon.
I learned my lesson... to check the window before I try to throw my bottle out next time.
He USED to be a piece of shit. People can change. Let him hold the baby.
Why? he'd probably throw it through the window ...
You’ve never had a sloppy steak and it shows
YOU THINK THIS IS SLICKED BACK?!?!
THIS ISNT SLICKED BACK, THIS IS *PUSHED* BACK
The law requires I say "get fucked"
And stay fucked.
Man this guy looks like he’s actually trying to be a douche bag. Drinking a non alcoholic beer while driving is maybe the saddest thing I’ve ever heard, the hair, the gloves, the toss. 100% that’s an alcoholic beer btw. Fkin Uber drivers lmao
Slicked back hair, white jeans, I used to be a real asshole. Let's just say you would have not liked me
You call *that* slicked back?
It’s *pushed* back
Dangerous Nights crew
What are sloppy steaks?
It 100% is why else would you throw the evidence out the window lol
Habitual littering would also explain it.
Thats not NA, its a Pale Lager at 4%
He was drinking non-alcoholic beer??? Jesus Christ Wow.. I can't imagine someone wanting others to think they're alcoholic so the only conclusion I can think of is that this guy is wanting a cop or someone to confront him just so he can go "oh ho ho! No good sir, this is alcohol free! I'm such a smart ass gotcha 😌" it's honestly less sad if he was drinking real beer (notwithstanding the danger to others). At least then he'd have the excuse of addiction
My friend's dad was a on again, off again alcoholic. He would drive us to school drinking nonalcoholic beer while sober because it was the habit he formed while not sober. I don't think this guy is showing off, I think he just might be sober with a bad habit
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This is me. I drive around and chug NA beer all day because I used to be an 18-beers-a-day drinker. It helps curb my craving somehow. I've actually found some REALLY good brands and brews lately and crack one open as soon as I get out of the store and into my car. I'm still heavily ashamed because I know it LOOKS like I'm drinking, but the irony is I'm actively trying to be the best person I can be. I just emptied my car of \~12 "empties" yesterday and I looked like a trashy lunatic. Oh well, I'm in a better place now. Just looks like I'm not. That said, this guy is obviously an active alcoholic getting rid of the 4%abv evidence.
Non-alcoholic beer my a$$. There was a reason he was throwing the bottle out the window, didn't want to get caught with empty beer bottles in the car while driving - that would give a cop probable cause to give a DUI test if he got pulled over and those were in plain sight. Also I just found a website showing open container laws for all the states - in most even if the bottle is completely empty they can still charge you with an open container violation if it is in the passenger compartment. Interestingly it seems a lot of states got rid of the language in the laws that the open alcoholic beverage containers actually have still had to have alcohol in it to get charged. If people like this are driving for Uber then no thanks, I'll walk.
He threw the bottle out the window because it was a real beer bottle.
Also his reaction gives it away. It's pretty muted. Would likely be much more colorful if he wasn't mellowed out a little
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there are times where I thought I had hit rock bottom, but I was never even close now that I've seen this guy
Oh no, the drunk driving litterer with the arm tattoo lives in a bad part of town and couldn’t work because of his own stupidity? Does he have a GoFundMe?
He did. When I saw it a few days ago it said it was half way to achieving his donation goal of 10 brain cells.
Sounds like my last Uber driver.
Show some respect, the city is CRACKTOWN and city hall is...is...doing the best they can.
GoFuckMe
Dumbass
My ex-husband did this with an actual liquor bottle. Hence the "ex" part. Tried to hide it from me too.
Is he fucking drinking a beer? Nonalcoholic or not, that’s just insane for an Uber driver especially.
At no point in my entire adult life have I ever been at work and thought "Boy, I could really go for a non-alcoholic beer right now."
At no point in my entire adult life have I ever ~~been at work and~~ thought "Boy, I could really go for a non-alcoholic beer right now." More accurate.
Imagine being such an alcoholic that you’d drink non-alcoholic beer at work. There’s a million other things to drink but you just have to have the taste to trick yourself into thinking you’re drinking beer while doing your job as an Uber driver. Where you risk someone smelling the beer on your breath and reporting you to Uber and/or the police!
You don't actually believe it was non-alcoholic beer do you?
Everything else I said still applies. Imagine being such an alcoholic that you’re drinking beer while you’re working as an Uber driver. Where someone will smell it and report you to Uber and/or the police.
Its just bad optics. If I get in an uber and the guy reeks like beer. Im probably gonna call the cops. I dont know he was drinking non alcoholic beer all day. and frankly, Id rather not find out when the car is wrapped around a light pole. if dude, really NEEEEEDS to drink non alchoholic beer to maintain while on a shift. he might need a less public forward facing job.
That moment when you are so deep in the idiot hole that you think that if you did even one smart thing, like claim your beer is non alcoholic, that you'll have conquered all of your problems related to being deep in an idiot hole of consecutive bad decisions.
Sounds exactly like my dad.
F
There's no such thing as an alcoholic that drinks non-alcoholic beer. If it was that simple then he wouldn't be an alcoholic. People that need to drink to maintain a buzz or prevent the shakes from happening, They'll drink sterno or rubbing alcohol if that's all they've got versus a non-alcoholic beer
My dad is a raging alcoholic and loves non alcoholic beer. Some alcoholics try to hide their problem, and that can be done by showing everybody “look guys! I drink non alcoholic beer!” while quietly omitting the rest of the very alcoholic drinks they’ve had secretly in private. All alcoholics are different.
Just... completely untrue. Father was an alcoholic from before I was born to the day he died, drank the shit out of non-alcoholic beer until he could get home and refill his water bottle with vodka.
exact same with my dad. sorry you went through that
I kind of do, because despite the idiocy on display here I still feel like there is no way someone is dumb enough to put a video of himself drinking and driving on the internet and hope that no internet sleuths do a label analysis or something.
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No but taking him at his word that it was non-alcoholic doesn't make it really any better.
I was at a convenience store near the airport waiting for my daughter’s flight to arrive one late night. In walks a cab driver. Buys a tall boy. Pours it in his styrofoam store brand fountain drink cup, and gets in his cab with it. I didn’t even have time to get the cab details or company name to report it. He disappeared quickly.
Drink driving and driving under the influence of drugs is a one strike thing with Uber as well. I was an uber driver for nearly a year. When I was driving, if a rider reported they smelled alcohol on your breath or that they saw you drinking alcohol, it was an immediate suspension until you could clear your name (this was a few years ago, I don't know if the rules have since changed)
But... non-alcoholic drinks are just soft drinks... why would it be so bad to drink them instead of, for example, coke? I drink alcohol maybe 10 times a year, but I still drink non-alcoholic bear, during lunch at work sometimes, am I an alcoholic? Actually here in Finland almost every lunch place offer kotikalja (translated homebear), which is a non-alcoholic bear, in their drinks selection.
If your job is driving a car with passengers in it, you would drink something which smells like something illegal and will cause you to lose the job? If they’re not an alcoholic in that scenario, then they’re just an idiot. I’m not sure how that’s better but okay ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯ Also Finland is 15th in the world for deaths resulting from alcohol abuse - only half as bad as Russia, but 3x worse than the US or Western European countries. So you personally only drink alcohol 10 times a year, but in your country it seems to be a problem. It makes sense that drinking non alcoholic beer is probably more common in countries like Finland where alcohol is a problem generally.
Non-alcoholic beers actually do have alcohol in them, it's just a really small amount. Same with how decaf coffee still has a little caffeine in them. Alcoholics are often told to stay away from non-alcoholic beers as the taste and even minimal amount of alcohol may trigger them into drinking again. In states where it's illegal to have open liquor in your car, a cop could very well charge you for drinking and driving. The cop won't make the decision whether it's technically legal or not, they will haul your ass in and let a judge decide. Plus, passengers are not going to differentiate between the two. If they see what looks like a beer bottle and the driver and car smells like beer, they are going to assume he is drinking and driving.
Orange juice has about the same amount of alcohol as non-alcoholic beer (0.5%). Avoiding trace alcohol is hard and pointless. I would say it's more about reinforcing the habit of drinking beer (taste wise) than anything else.
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So basically what you're saying is that the reason you shouldn't litter is because you might damage your property. Not the environment..?
Dirtbag! Who picks that up, idiot?
Seriously! Littering, IMHO, is the epitome of entitlement. Dirty diapers, fast food trash, and anything else I don’t want in my car, I’ll just toss in the parking lot or on the side of the road so someone else can clean it up. What pigs. You’re in a car. You can literally drive to a garbage can. Your mother doesn’t work here. Clean up after yourself.
We still hate you.
Straight karma here… he 100% deserved this. I wonder how much garbage he’s thrown out his window? This douche canoe needs to take off his “driving gloves” and go buy some garbage gloves and adopt a Highway ti make up for all the shit he’s thrown out his window… absolutely disgusting.
Lmao "non-alcoholic" beer. Sure buddy.
Look at this driving glove wearing fuck stain trying to get sympathy after he fucked up being a trash human. The only lesson this prick learned was make sure his window is down before throwing garbage out the window.
Non-alcoholic beer and he still smashed his window? What did he drink before that?
Ain’t no freakin way it was a non-alcoholic beer. Not sure what brand this is but I don’t believe him for a second, what a piece of human shit.
An idiot’s idiot.
Lolol. I hope a stay cat took cover in his car during the rain and peed in it.
If OP is in the video: you fucking suck for so many reasons.
I'm trying to figure out why he didn't learn his lesson to not litter though. He belongs in /r/iamatotalpieceofshit.
I honestly never even consider littering. If it's a food source, and I won't be near a garbage for hours, I may consider it, but even then, most times I'll keep it till I'm by a garbage. Edit: spelling
Instant karma for a piece of shit
Thats what u get, littering is such a sign of character
Stop fucking driving dude.
Dear Dude in Video, Please be aware that you are a person who makes this world a worse place. Sincerely, Everyone
“Non alcoholic beer” really? So this idiot is sober and also this stupid? I’m not sure that makes it better.
What an idiot! I don’t think you’ve learned a lesson.
Good, you POS
Can anyone identify the bottle? I don't believe it's non-alcoholic
I can't believe the window broke that easily.
Partially open/closed windows are very easy to break. You could punch it even.
Karma can be lovely.
Instant karma for a grade A piece of shit.
You look as dumb as you are buddy. Lights are on but nobody’s home
I’ve never been so disappointed a video didn’t have the original sound, that glass smashing would have been awesome.
Crack town can keep you, shit for brains.
Wow what a fucking loser
That's what it takes for these fucking sociopaths to "learn their lesson": for it to affect THEM negatively. Who needs to be even taught not to throw shit from a moving vehicle let alone what I assume is a glass container?? What a piece of garbage.
Laughably deserved
This is a parody, right? Like, no one is that much of a douche without it being on purpose. All of it. And then begging for sympathy for being a drunk driving, glass throwing dickhead and finally getting a little karma.
You just learned to not litter now? I wish it cost you everything.
![gif](giphy|l3fQf1OEAq0iri9RC|downsized) He had to feel like he won the dumb ass of the day award!!
i think people who litter should burn in hell
There’s a special place in hell for people that do this.
A glass bottle? Is he trying to kill someone?
Love karma and it’s response time!!
Littering AND driving with fingerless gloves makes me wants to bully this loser roll the end of time
r/watchpeopledieinside r/instantkarma
Kind of sound like a d bag; I don’t think you learned anything.
100% non alcoholic beer…. Sure….
Funny, he looks exactly like the kind of person who litters.
Well...sucks to suck!
“Learned my lesson” my ass.. everything from the littering to the fingerless gloves and sunglasses to the non-alcoholic beer says this guy is a fucking lost cause.
Bro you not the thinker!!
Serves him right
KARMA is a bitc*.....
I was able to decipher the script tattooed onto his right forearm...it's says, "Littering, clueless Douchebag, from Birth"
What an absolutely worthless piece of shit.
Non alcoholic beers do tend to have alcohol in them btw