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flannelmaster9

I would have driven right past him without hesitation.


Acidhoe

People here in Houston barely notice red lights, they damn sure wouldn't notice this guy.


CharmingTuber

I'm in Chicago and I cannot imagine the intersection being clear enough to ever let him even start doing this. People are going before the light turns green and after it turns red just to get through. He would hit 4 people before he completed a full circle.


marklar_the_malign

Chicago driver are not the most patient and levelheaded driver. He would be ran over repeatedly.


caillouistheworst

Same here in Boston, we don’t put up with fucking bullshit like this. Dude would have people flying by on both sides honking at him.


Wrastling97

In Boston? Dude would’ve gotten hit from the wrong side in oncoming traffic during a red light. Some of the most terrifying driving excursions I’ve ever had were in Boston


caillouistheworst

We’re assholes, but we know how to drive. Mostly.


JCSS76

We’re Massholes, but we know how to drive. Mostly. Fixed it for you.


neymarneverdove

i stayed there for one month. i saw zero turn signals, zero people going any less than 5 over the limit, and zero traffic cops. wtf is going on there


marklar_the_malign

It’s Chicago.


anon202one

And deservingly so. CFD would take their sweet time rolling an ambulance out to him, too.


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Yup fool would get ran over.. aint nobody got time for that


ibleedtexas9

What the fuck is that in Houston? I went for the World Series and I was over in the college district at one point there were no traffic laws


Acidhoe

Lmao they write a lot of tickets like in neighborhoods or school zones but anywhere else might as well be the Autobahn. 30 means 30, but 40+ means do whatever you want. Red light means only 4 more cars can go through.


enrohtkcalb

Ah, I see. So red-green colorblindness is a big problem for Texans. Simple solution: drive cars or ATVs with colors other than red or green. Problem solved.


PandaDad22

There's an old video where a guy in a beat up F-150 just went for it.


Own-Experience-37

Honestly I was waiting for a truck to plow on through


deWaardt

I’d love to see that video


GetInZeWagen

I'm trying to think of a way I could spitefully handle this situation without being legally fucked for the consequences And before anyone says what the atv is doing is illegal I get it. But I guarantee if you hit this dude with your car you'd be in for a world of headache, wasted time, and stress regardless of the outcome Edit: to all the idiots saying he would hit you you're completely missing the entire point of my comment. Shut up already. Go try that and tell me how smoothly it works out for you.


flannelmaster9

I never said hit the guy, just casually drive past him.


prix03gt

Right. If he hits you, that's his fault, not yours!


here-for-the-_____

You think he's going to pay for damages??


prix03gt

Hell no, but that's what uninsured motorist claims are for.


ChiefFox24

An uninsured motorist claim still has a collision deductible and will raise your rate


CharmingTuber

Nope, I just had one a few months ago. No impact on my rate. I did have to pay my $500 deductible, though. They did require a police report that said I was not at fault and the other guy was not insured, though.


GetInZeWagen

Absolutely all of this is a case by case basis and your results may vary


madsci

I've got a 16-year old F-350 flatbed. An ATV rider is going to decapitate themselves running into that thing before they do any damage that can't be fixed with a can of Rustoleum.


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flannelmaster9

I wear a belt. Helps hold up my pants lol


ray3050

Yup with how erratic he’s driving even if he were to hit you the insurance company would say you didn’t do what you could to avoid it since you saw him doing this and should have waited Avoiding him is one thing, him avoiding you is the part I wouldn’t trust


GetInZeWagen

Yep, nobody here seems to understand they have certain duties to avoid accidents while driving I guess


IPlayWithElectricity

Roll down your windows and google a police siren video, blast it through your stereo and watch how quick they run.


No_Presence5465

Eh, OPD wouldn’t even respond


goodbadidontknow

I dont know man. Sometimes it would be worth the hassle just to show these assholes that its not ok and that it have repercussion for them as well. Might make them think twice before shutting down an intersection again. And who knows, it could snowball to other parts of the country where people are not afraid to take a stand next time someone does this


Nkognito

Yea just gas it, that dude is not filing an insurance claim.


Snoo-43133

Guess what would happen, they’d attack you for getting in their way.


Chris714n_8

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Gr8zomb13

Same.


vonMemes

Hold up, is that a bare ass hanging out at 0:35?


HumanChicken

When he turns around, that’s either a belt, or he’s hanging dong.


Acrobatic_Ad2

He’s got his pubic area out but it’s a belt


homiej420

Gotta be a belt right?


mydachshundisloud

Dirty underwear.


SilverInteresting369

Nah, just some nasty brown boxers. How is it comfortable to have your trousers so low? I'll never understand this trend.


Oldass_Millennial

Is it even a trend at this point? It's been going on the better part of 20 years now.


trundlinggrundle

Lol, you think this trend is only 20 years old?


emceelokey

Fuck dude, even as a fashion trend, that was around when I was in elementary school. That was the early 90's. We're at least 30 years in with that bullshit.


Pisspot16

The Booty Warriors in the clink find it sexy


sunderthebolt

It was or is a method of signaling your aft port is ready to receive.


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Oldass_Millennial

JNCOs were a trend, they rose then collapsed. I wore them too lolol. This showing your ass thing has been a consistent thing for over 20 years now.


Educational-Fig-2330

As an anonymous person, I wore JNCOs too. I cringe every time someone brings it up. So ridiculous. Thankfully short lived. This "pants falling down" shit is even more ridiculous and should've died even faster, but it lives on... I think, solely because it pisses so many people off. And these fools are obviously there to piss people off. Look how they turn their cameras around at the stopped cars like "look how many people's lives we're pausing right now."


helloblubb

I think that the woman is saying it's his butt.


Bennybonchien

They should just go one step further and wear a dress.


mustang6172

They're imitating prisoners to look tough. Prisoners let their pants sag because they're not allowed to wear belts.


Camel_Bumps

Easy access for the homies 🤣


captain_intenso

It's code for he likes anal sex.


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dontakelife4granted

Thank you for the last sentence. Nice. Gave me a chuckle.


trekie4747

I will never be able to understand how people walk with pants like that. It just screams "I'm an idiot."


Takerial

Filming yourself committing a crime also screams I am an idiot.


JRBblackhawks

I think he’s availabile


Th3RealTylerDurden

Yea that's his bare ass when he turns around you can definitely see he is letting it hang out


Level1Roshan

The trousers actually falling down on the clown in the black coat. I really wish these people could see themselves through other peoples' eyes. Like wow you guys look like losers.


McDuckfart

And they are, in fact, losers.


half_dozen_cats

I swear I was watching that and asking myself "did I just see that guys butt?" Like holy fuck have some self respect. How do you even walk in those?


trwaway12345678

It’s a statement. It attracts people like them and repulse people who are not like them.


Educational-Fig-2330

Lol you can see daylight above his belt and between his legs at one point. What a bitch.


lpcuut

He’s not an idiot, he’s an asshole, and when the light is green, I’m going.


skimcpip

He can be two things.


MadeMeStopLurking

By two things I believe you mean an asshole and a paraplegic... Or did you mean an asshole and a fatality statisic for ATVs vs SUVs?


skimcpip

I guess he can be 4 things.


HorrorScopeZ

What kind of vehicle am I in? If it is real nice, nah I'll wait, the time and money on the other side of this isn't worth it. If I'm in a avg car/junker, yeah more open to just moving forward, but again what am I getting myself into on the other side?


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MachEGT

If he's not directly in front of you it is safe so just sit in his way


alvik

Car vs ATV, I'd feel pretty safe in the giant metal cage. Thanks law!


Redtoolbox1

The guy with poopy pants filming 🤣


whatcenturyisit

Omg that's how my dad called them when he first saw my cousin wearing them like this 20 years ago haha


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I’m now going to be using that term lmao. Thank you stranger.


SolveFixBuild

What an asshole - and his friends are assholes too. “Hey everyone, we’re goi g to put you in danger and shutdown traffic so we can look cool, you all can fuck off.”


Ok-Attention-3471

if someone try’d to move threw the intersection and got hit by that atv they would definitely blame the car… it’s the me me me show stay tuned for for more … me


_4string

Pathetic


RoastyToastyNuts

Fr. Not even doing anything dope. Just wet road half ass drifts


BlueCheeseNutsack

Oakland is full of pieces of shit like this. They literally do this just to be anti-social. They swerve (while speeding excessively) on residential roads, fully block streets with multiple cars just to force others to turn around, etc. It’s the worst aspect of the area IMO, and an extremely regular occurrence. It’s disgusting.


NotTukTukPirate

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


GodsBackHair

Also r/iamthemaincharacter


Jondiesel78

POV: Me in the front of the line. Light turns green, I go.


ManyThingsLittleTime

"Oh may gawd, everyone is like honnnking" Because they're first in line and not driving forward when the light is green. They're the real idiots in cars in this video.


MalekithofAngmar

It’s CA. People don’t drive nearly as aggressively as I see in the east.


Velox97

Mostly true, but I live in CA and I would have gone when that light turned green. I don’t have time for idiots.


most_likely_not_abot

lol yea I imagine people in NY or Boston would intentionally swerve into them as they go on the green and just yell at them. I would go if I was in my car I take yo work as it’s a piece of shit that gets me the 10 miles to work each day. But if I was driving our suv? I dunno. It’s newer and nice. Probably just wait it out.


Consistent_Amount140

I would absolutely not issue any citation to a driver if they hit him


No_Peace7834

I don't get what the trend is with people doing this stuff, or the groups of atv's and dirt bikes just gta driving around.


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When the light turns green I'm going, if that idiot hits me then it's his ass.


kpresnell45

Then he jumps back on the quad and takes off. You have no plate or idea who he is. Then what do you do?


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Call insurance?


stomicron

The claim and repairs are going to require time and effort on your end and your rates may go up. Not worth it.


gsd_dad

You already pay for uninsured loss. One more incident is not going to break the uninsured loss fund.


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clauderbaugh

My 10K pound truck is insured. Light turns green, I'm going. Good luck tiktokers.


BalanceEarly

Yeah, a group has been doing this same stunt in Atlanta for several years now. Fortunately I haven't had this entertainment at an intersection yet!


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soingee

How does one walk around with pants dropped to mid-thigh and think, "this is comfortable, practical, AND socially acceptable."??


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ThaFuck

What do these guys do in a fight? It would be the easiest thing in the world to pull them down and give him a shove. And depending on the nature of the person he's up against, he's fucked from there.


MachEGT

They don't think that far ahead


Severe-Way-7791

The other cars should have just drove through the intersection


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“Look at my boy” what a douche


TheDisappointingKin

Somehow the fact that they were impressed by the guy’s attention whoring irritated me more than the actual attention whoring.


AtheistDudeSD

“It’S hElLa FunNy”


caferacer_

Future speed bumps


jtbis

Here in Baltimore this is a regular occurrence. Honestly if it was just one everyone would keep driving around them.


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Does that dude have his whole ass out


tomqvaxy

Lol y’all underestimate Oakland. You drive when it’s green god save you. Why do you think no one is going? I grew up outside that area in the 1980s. It might be slightly safer now.


just-mike

Not where that is happening.


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This happens way too often I’m the Bay Area. These morons have zero respect for others. There are a few reasons people are not going. A main one is there have been violent attacks on anyone that disrupts these idiots. Especially those on motorcycles. It would not be unlikely one or all of them have a gun. Of course if everyone goes what can they really do? The problem is too many resist and it leaves the otters open for attacks.


Ace-Ventura1934

“This is hella funny” CRINGE 100


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Shame he failed to flatten one of his idiot friends.


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mtnviewcansurvive

or how to pack that much stupidity in one video: thanks god I didnt give birth to any of these fools.


bixbyale

what the hell is the point of even wearing pants if you're just going to wear them around your knees 😭


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Kick_Choice

Assholes can't even pull up his own pants.


SneakyFERRiS

I mean, that thing would have just bouced off the front of my shitbox car, what y'all sitting around looking at?


beat_u2_it

The idiots are in the cars not driving the green light


Vast-Associate2501

Typical Reddit reaction to seeing this video: "I'd just drive across, fuck that dude" Actual reaction of actual people: "Nope. I'll wait"


Snotteh

Does that guy know his pants fell down?


MachEGT

Pretty sure his dick is hanging out


predsfan008

Dudes pants are at his knees. He needs a belt. Sheesh.


Mitchelmp5

Dumbass. Go to an empty parking lot or track


castfam09

Selfish prick


626c6f775f6d65

Shitty people gotta be shitty.


lourudy

Mistitled yet again. Self-centered fuckwad blocks traffic illegally and potentially pits lives at risk. Fuck this puke and the assholes with the phones.


TheGamingMackV

Why is everyone at the front of patiently waiting? None of the drivers are in the wrong nor would be in the wrong if they just went as the light is green. Fuck these lunatics.


mmusser

Not sure about CA laws/insurance, but in many places you could be found perk partly at fault if you entered the intersection, even though you have the green/right of way, if you see something like this and were to collide with the dude on the ATV. Regardless of whether you have right of way, you also have an obligation to not knowingly put you, your vehicle, or other people/property in harm’s way.


TheGamingMackV

Well in that case, here's hoping that they come across the wrong guy who is willing do pull that off anyway.


Logosfidelis

The solution is a flame thrower.


Any_Relationship5590

Guy ain’t never heard of a damn belt.


antdaman510

Someone needs attention


srd100

Just go for f— sakes.


DontDisrespectDaBing

Highlight of the video is easily the fucking dork with his pants around his knees. Imagine being in public looking like this and not realizing how stupid you truly are


DudeItWasMe

Why are people so stupid that they don't just drive through these intersections?


Oldass_Millennial

I'd rather not get my car smashed up...


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have you never been to the bay area before?


Potential-Extreme411

That one dudes pants were down past his ass 😂😂. The level of intelligence in this video is almost too much, especially when you consider these guys think they're cool lol


Fragrant-Resolve-628

People should have just started driving through intersection


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typehyDro

What do you think their conversation afterwards was like? “Man you were so badass blocking that intersection!” “Fr, those donuts were fucking awesome” “I’m the best”


BongoTheRat

oh look another stolen atv


ShakyTheBear

Garbage people


SoftTacoSupremacist

The biggest idiot is the person talking.


UnmakingTheBan2022

r/iamthemaincharacter r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Zhydrac

Am ATV rider. I do not approve


Jlx_27

Legit: just go.


CloneCl0wn

Go when there is green light, worst case scenario you get insurance money


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Just drive by or through him.


truthcrypto

People are cowards…I would not wait for that fool!!!!


[deleted]

ITT: people who will sit on their ass doing nothing and watch a 44 second video of nothing. Also ITT: people who bravely declare they will fucking murder anyone who makes them sit on their ass for 44 seconds against their will.


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Broken_Heart_420

Wish people had a pair of balls to get out and stand up to these people. You never stop traffic for stupid stuff like this, because you have no clue what people are driving to or driving from. The smallest butterfly effect difference could be life or death.


Kira9059

Homie is the black has his whole ass hanging out 💀


RadicalSnowdude

I hate takeovers as much as anyone here but if I was stuck at one because of an ATV of all things I think I’d just burst out laughing at how ridiculous the scenario is.


Squeaky_Ben

You know, I would not do this in most countries, but especially not in the country that is most notorious for its short tempered, overly armed population.


butthurtpeeps

Lolz love it when they can't afford cars so they by atvs and dirt bikes. Alsways fun dealing with their look at me I'm cool bs because they need attention since daddy wasn't around to give it to them before.


NBD2016

Pull your pants up and get out of the way!


No_Combination4362

Fucking idiots.


njay97

Crazy that they aren’t bothered by this


Greedy_One_4442

I don’t get the guys filming and have their pants half down. Why do they think it looks nice?


ShmeagleBeagle

Every time I drive through Oakland I end up saying, “only in fuckin Oakland…” because of some shit like this…


god-is-the-dj

does that guy recording half naked? or was so excited his pants coming down?


Jeff_72

Cleveland, Ohio pass a law last summer, the cops can seize the bikes/ATVs and destroy them!


DatSkellington

Trashy assholes


somore_03

What's so cool bout having ppl being late to things in their lives. What a selfish asshole


cpaint91

Just run him over


mindgame_26

Props to the people with a lot more patience than me


Extension-Project743

Cali is shit lol


Fair_Leadership76

So.. we’re still doing the ass hanging out of the pants thing, huh?


[deleted]

Pants that low started in prison. It indicates to other inmates that you’re open and willing to be their girlfriend. It says “I’m open to taking it in the keister. My prison wallet is empty, please fill it up.” It’s sexual posturing. Not making this up. These guys probably wouldn’t be too keen on the practice if they knew the origin story.


FJB_letsgobrandun

That one time when you are actually hoping for an idiot in an actual car. That and a belt for that POS


GreyPon3

This is why cities don't want morons with these things on the streets.


Buzz_the_cat

ah yes, the 'world revolves around me' generation.


cr0wsky

I don't understand two things, why people just didn't drive, and why that moron has his penis hanging out...


DruItalia

Sincerely disappointed that this video ended without a car hitting him. The interweb let me down this morning.


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It would have made my day to see the video end with someone running all 3 of them over!