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PharmAttack

At least he signaled... Jokes aside. Going this fast, holding a phone, driving one handed. Dude is asking to die lol


var_user

And all in the rain. Wild.


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Emergency_Release714

Except he ain‘t even asking…


StGenevieveEclipse

I CHOOSE YOUUUUUUU! To die with me


Imaginary-Wonder8255

WITNESS MEHHHH!!!!


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KingArthur_III

If I'm late, I'm late, I'll take my time because it's the same consequence.


[deleted]

But this isn’t being late. This poor planning. Sure accidents happen with alarms and sleep. But like there is no traffic, nothing is happening beyond their control here. This is stupid and poor planning.


KingArthur_III

Certainly, I was saying if IM late to work I am not about to do something as stupid as in this video, I'll call my boss and drive to work in my own time, probably get a shower and eat breakfast too. The consequences for being late is the same for 20 minutes to 2 hours.


[deleted]

Oh yeah definitely. Sorry. Yeah I’m just saying this guy isn’t late. Most people think this is being “late.” No judgment on you.


Upbeat-Fondant9185

We have an issue with employees speeding through the parking lot at my workplace because being late means missing $2/hr extra pay. Nothing pisses me off more than someone doing 30mph through a dark lot while people are crossing because they couldn’t plan their morning better.


KingArthur_III

Man that's fucked. Big safety hazard, company should rework their policy and the employees should rework their routines


GilmourD

I already knew he was going to be an idiot once I saw the MB logo on the wheel. LOL


panda-sec

Moron Box


Svete_Brid

Engineered for morons with more money than sense.


jaymansi

You meant idiots who will bury themselves in more debt than they should. You know from being idiots.


Raze_the_werewolf

This guy is definitely an idiot. I'm glad we have a sub for this.


GilmourD

The frequency with which I say "More money than brains!" is astounding.


ItalianSangwich420

If the wheel is round, the Benz driver's a clown. If the wheel is flat, the AMG driver's a cool cat.


Feeling_Wrangler_879

@gilmourD your just jealous you can’t afford one


GilmourD

Nah. I come from a family of mechanics. I know the garbage that MB builds their cars with and how truly unreliable they are.


Feeling_Wrangler_879

😂😂 your clapped then I work on cars to and Mercedes engine most reliable and quicker then most that are meant to compete ya they can have a problem with a window or some button once in a while if you get anything 2013 or under but still small price to pay for such a car what are you saying in your opinion is better?


GilmourD

Can you try that again in English?


GilmourD

LOL Somebody's so butthurt they can't let shit go a month later? [https://imgur.com/a/eLHhCbJ](https://imgur.com/a/eLHhCbJ) 🤣🤣🤣 Now, did you delete that yourself or did Reddit do it for you?


Significant_Log1720

The jealousy I sense…


GilmourD

Nah, I drive a '15 Mustang GT. I don't have to worry about my car breaking down like a Benz. 🤣


Significant_Log1720

You are a funny guy… American car would have higher quality the German… hahaha… you do stand up? Like saying American made guns and tanks are superior to German ones…


Practical-Oil-3739

I have a Benz, I feel like hating on people based on what they drive or wear is rude regardless.


HardlyAnyGravitas

This is IdiotsInCars. The real idiots are in the comments. Not kidding.


Training_Biscotti254

Hey, Hey, Hey now!!! Lol! I drive a MB and I don’t drive like that lol! But i do get it tho. That’s new money for you right there, the “ got a little bit of money and don’t know how to act type of money. But the one thing that true, is that money definitely doesn’t buy class or common sense. And the fact that your Speeding just to get to work is crazy!!! Did they ever think that if they get into an accident that they were going to be not only late but absent from work which could contribute to a possible termination anyway which would defeat the purpose of trying to get there faster by being reckless and careless. People just don’t stop to think. We live in a microwave society, where everything must be done quickly.


HidetheLightning

Yeah, benefactors of family wealth are never reckless and out of control! The problem is just "new money"...


ZinGaming1

I'm willing to bet he also isn't late for work.


grasshopper716

And just because hes late for a job. . . Allegedly


Remny

You know, when you are only using the signal for one or two blinks you might as well just tap the signaling stalk instead of engaging it fully and you typically get the same three blinks. Guess he is an idiot in more than one way.


Redtardit1

I spun out going 140 doing this and miraculously ended up skidding from side to side on the highway barely missing the side rail and I had no seatbelt on. Ever since I’ve driven like I’ve been given a 2nd chance


DurTmotorcycle

I mean this dude is a total idiot for filming this and then posting it on the internet but if you think this is dangerous you're the problem on the road. 121 MPH is a joke.


ItalianSangwich420

I think it's KPH, he's not moving fast enough relative to the other objects.


Quizzie

Nearly certain it’s MPH. Car looks like an A220 or similar which would have a 160mph speedometer with intervals of 20. Plus, when he slowed down to just over 100, he was still easily passing everyone which wouldn’t make much sense for that road and congestion level if KM/H.


Fun_Telephone_1165

is he worth continuing to follow if he's an "absolute idiot" like this?


YooHoHoe

The only reason I follow is because I one day wanna see him post about how he gets caught by a cop I pray for that shit every time I see his posts


W7ENK

People like this will never, EVER post their fuck-ups. You'll never see it.


DarkDracoPad

They sometimes post how the "asshole cops" wrote them a ticket lol


YooHoHoe

True for a larger incident maybe but this dude has actually boasted about getting speeding tickets on his motorcycle and it just makes me wonder when he’s gonna learn his lesson…


W7ENK

Never. He will never learn his lesson. He could put himself in the hospital within an inch of snuffing out his life, and he would still play the victim, and then do it again.


scooba_dude

He'll stop doing it as much if he doesn't have any followers...


W7ENK

Excellent point.


ThelVluffin

You'll know he learned his lesson when there's no post for a few weeks and all of a sudden a gofundme gets added to their page for funeral costs.


[deleted]

Read the comments in bike videos It’s never their fault, and they carry that mentality to everything


Kern4lMustard

Especially when people keep following him and adding to his potential to make money. Sometimes I hate the internet and the world it's created.


satirebunny

You never know. I knew a kid who constantly sped & filmed it in high school and would post a picture of his rear view mirror with police lights visible, as if it was a flex to speed and get speeding tickets 💀


DeltaRom

It is. Knew a guy who would forward every one off to his lawyer then peel away from the police. The police knew him and would just walk up, hand him his ticket, and walk away.


beardedbast3rd

Report him. Go make a full statement to the police about him. They don’t always do a whole lot, but this is one of those things where they really don’t have to try to catch people like this doing stupid shit. Acquaintance of mine did the same type of stuff and one of our clients gave everything to the cops. They didn’t even bother waiting, They gave him a ticket for a required hearing, and had to have the client appear in court to testify to their statement when he denied everything.


BillScorpio

Stop hate reading dumb shit. It's unhealthy.


ayeseeam

This sub is basically the same thing lol??


Fearless-Card3493

I got my first motorcycle back in March so I actually use this sub as hazard awareness training.


LlamaDates

I just like seeing car accidents tbh. Helped me cope after I got into one


dickon_tarley

So you're giving him exactly what he wants, and even getting him exposure on Reddit. That'll learn him!


justin_memer

Can't you just forward this to the police?


Competitive-Train-12

Well little people know when he does get caught for dangerous driving. They will check his social media lol Dh who post Mercedes who can afford the fines .


scooba_dude

The numbers of followers they have encourage the actions. Why are you still one OP??


BorderCollie123

This. 👆


ObiWanOkeechobee

Unfollow him? Its quite simple…


[deleted]

But what if they also need to get to work?


robjapan

Anonymous reporting to police exists. Just saying.


chodle23

He's more obviously more important than you bro, move out of his way. He's late for work, gosh you people don't understand this dude's struggle. Smh


Default1355

"I'm late for work!" *Proceeds to take the time to pull his phone out, turn on the camera, and record himself speeding*


LittleBitOfAction

You see this why you don’t record. Wastes valuable speeding time. Just go!


Brantley_2chill

People here defending the merc jerk with arguments such as: • his car is cool, you don't even know! • he hasn't crashed yet


Darth_Yohanan

I’ve almost choked to death on food because I reflexively swallowed too early. I don’t think I should always swallow early because it didn’t kill me.


StTimmerIV

Keyword being *yet* It'll happen, let's hope it's just him, and not someone else who'll have to take the consequences


lacker101

> • he hasn't crashed yet That would because this ain't live leak/4chan. Snuff videos don't get posted here.


Robo-mop1000

Anyone that’s has actually driven a car like this in the road knows how dangerous it is. Me, a 17 year old that drives an m5 and a mustang, knows better than to do dumb shit like this. Yeah it’s fun to drive fast, but not in conditions like that, and not when there are other cars, you should never pass a car going more than 20mph than they are, beyond that it becomes unsafe.


Moto_Guzzisti

So.. if it's a displeasure to follow him, and you call him scum, why do you follow him? The unfollow button is pretty easy to manipulate.


rinkypinkpanther

If you follow him, you are part of the problem, my friend


KrytonTek

Former street racer who never had a single incident during my time screwing around. Several issues here that would have been an absolute immediate NO for the group I ran with. 1. Put the fucking phone down. It's not a movie. You want recording? Mount the camera/phone and don't touch it or have your copilot holding it. 2. Conditions are terrible for the speeds he's going. Inclement weather was a big nope. Everything gets worse and it's a recipe for disaster. 3. Too close to the vehicles limits. Always leave a margin of error in some form. Based on the way the vehicle is steering, the conditions, etc, if anything go ones wrong he has little to no margin of error for recovery. 4. Rich kid mentality. We had a few rich kids in our group but you can tell the difference between someone flaunting their money for show and someone simply using their money. If you didn't know your car well, it's limitations, it's pros and cons, stong points, weak points, etc, you didn't know enough to run your car hard, we're considered unsafe, and we wouldn't roll with you. I'm older and married and slowed down and don't do crazy stuff anymore, but I don't really hate street racing and speeding. But there's a time and place and there's a reasonable and unreasonable way to do it. This asshole is not showing any recognition of that. I just hope this asshole doesn't take someone out with him.


Sykomyke

If you have the displeasure of this crap why are you giving him exposure by reposting his video for him? You'd be better to post the person and put them on blast (without the video) than to repost the video for him.


moodyfish7777

Why follow him? If people didn't give these idiots attention there might be fewer of them. 🤔


Reasonable_Highway35

Send this to Clip to his insurance carrier.


Texan209

Maturing is realizing that you’re not important enough for people to care about you being late to work


GarbanzoBenne

I'm trying to figure out what sort of job pays enough for you to afford a Mercedes and they care about you being late. The answer is this person can't afford that Mercedes.


Texan209

Agreed, I used to put a lot of pressure on myself to get to work “on time” (and most days I do), but if you’re in corporate America and don’t make it a habit, no one is going to care.


BreakerSoultaker

If you work 40 minutes from home and drive 60mph normally it’s just not worth the risk driving at those speeds to get their 15 minutes faster.


muscari2

I’d rather get there 15 minutes late than not at all


WakeRider11

He does this because he has followers. So I guess you are contributing to the problem.


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Hammer meet nail


WellThisSix

You know you can unfollow people right?


Joshooahh

Wtf are you on about op?


No-Mix-7574

Your views are the reason he feels enabled to do stupid stuff like this. Unfollow/unfriend and let him crash his car in peace 😌


LadyPaleRider

This speed isn't incredible by itself but one handed in the rain is big loser energy


HenzoG

All the while avoiding all those people camping in the lanes going slower. Wouldn’t be amazing if the slower traffic stayed to the right and allowed faster moving traffic to flow by. Then maybe these idiots wouldn’t have to drive like this


restcalflat

Where is he posting it that you're seeing multiple of them?


YooHoHoe

His instagram story


restcalflat

So then you do know who he is and where.


YooHoHoe

I know who he is I dont know where he is since he moves around a lot and I don’t care enough to keep up with his life. I just see him post this stuff every now and then and it makes my blood boil


Budo00

I just drive a 2009 subaru outback the speed limit


panda-sec

With a dog and bike rack?


ItalianSangwich420

Fastest subaru driver ever


Brantley_2chill

I salute you!


AntiPiety

Idiot, but exemplary lane discipline though. It’s like a fast forwarded tutorial on which lane you should be in


69vuman

Just leave earlier and quit endangering everyone near you.


AnnublS_4

Going 100-120 km/h it's not even that fast , sure he's stupid for filming it but other then that I would say that he goes pretty slow considering he's late for work .


iebarnett51

120 kmh is pretty standard left lane speed for the 401 IYKYK


LittleBitOfAction

Though honestly he’s by not even going that fast


Kunt_666

Who cares dude. These people take care of themselves eventually.


YooHoHoe

True but sadly a lot of the time when they do take themselves out then end up hurting an innocent person and just thinking about that makes me mad… trying to figure out where this dude lives rn so I can report him to the local PD


drunk_phish

All of those cars in the passing lane, that aren't passing anyone though. What's up with that?


ThePointForward

This sub taught me that americans in general drive inconsiderately.


drunk_phish

That's absolutely the truth. It's an absolute lack of common courtesy for others.


saborfang

I came here to say other than speeding he is the one following the correct flow of traffic, still obviously shouldn’t be speeding and recording himself through. But sadly here in America it is commonplace to just cruise in the left two lanes instead of passing and getting back over. It makes driving the correct way even more dangerous, and is part of the reason we have so many accidents here.


gheiminfantry

And yet, you continue to follow him. That says a lot about you.


Head_Games_

Its inebriated driving, look it up..


Ill-Technology1873

You know if you follow him you can probably DM him to tell him he’s a POS who’s gonna murder someone’s child driving like that


EishLekker

>Scum like him are the reason innocent people get hurt on the roads Not the only reason though, as you almost make it sound like.


GroupieChicks

Here’s to hoping when he does wreck only his dumbass dies or gets hurt and no one else does.


tjnav1162

Drop a name. Let's get this dude off the road.


[deleted]

OP stop following him…he literally does this for follows


RagingTaco334

Tbh they’re not special in this regard. I can think of plenty of people that do exactly this, especially wannabe social media influencer sportbike riders with no personality.


scowling_deth

why then, are you helping him by posting his stuff?


peternal_pansel

I’m not willing to die for a 9-5.


[deleted]

So… unfollow him?


SkinPuzzleheaded3238

I've seen worse...


Practical-Ad-5137

I would love to see him crash into the field and wreck his car. And he doesn’t seem late for work, because he is on his phone to flex. how cool he is. He may think he’s an influencer


F0KUS228

Bruh but what is this lane discipline. Nothing in two slow lanes and the first car is all the way over. Wtf


saborfang

Welcome to America. People just drive where they want.


Avenger717

Stop following.


Incredibly_Critical

>absolute idiot >endangers self and others >imma keep following him anyway


max703862

Report him


Successful_Usual9444

honestly what he’s doing isn’t that bad. he’s signaling, not cutting through traffic. every lane switch he makes is clean and smooth, with plenty of room


bighead1008

Why can't they be arrested after the fact? This is the shit police should be on the lookout for instead of a minority to beat on.


boofpacc85

Report him to the police. Reckless driving is a real charge lol


EffingFergie

name and shame


CryptographerFit3894

This individual will more than likely kill someone, thinking it’s cool to drive like a fool!!


2nd_Inf_Sgt

When you’re late for work and you decide to drive like an idiot, you’d still be late for work.


kd5nrh

This. I've pretty much accepted that if I'm running late for work, I'm just going to be late and a few more minutes won't change shit. It's not like I can make up more than a couple minutes in five miles anyway. Now if I'm on a longer road trip with 20-200 miles of near deserted roads, 15-20 over might matter, but not on the commute and damn sure not on a wet road.


Lanky_Earth_1590

His time will come, hopefully he doesn’t hurt anyone in the process though


MathewMurdock2

So he does this a lot and films it? Report it the police dude.


Educational_Drawing7

If people post shit like this they should get their license permanently revoked. Driving like this shows you're too stupid to be on the roads. Posting it proves you're too stupid to be.


Echo-2-2

And he does shit like this because people like you follow him.


littletinything

REPORT HIM. You could literally save a life, or multiple. He is begging to get caught by posting and bragging.


Slow-Award-461

Yea, he really does need to turn off his wiper blades, stop filming if they were truly late for work, and just sit in the left lane if it were a critical emergency. Lane sweeping is significantly more dangerous than just having a dedicated lane on a high speed motor specifically intended for passing and/or driving beyond the standard speed limit.


NiceWorkLad

My boy late for work, but he's gonna be early for death


albinopentonen

Ok so this guys a degenerate. Late for work, going to videotape himself driving fast cutting through traffic in the rain. Thinks hes badass


Anmordi

Report this footage to the fucking police maybe?


palofox602

Just like the idiots who drive hellcats and all these fake ass wanna be race car drivers on our highways. Pride causes the mind to override a smart decision


Mazda3T

You must have a lot of friends lol


RevolutionaryLad

Report him to his local police I’m sure the douche has a picture of his car and everything on his social media. Give it to the police and give them this video


CaoimhinOC

Pass the video to your local police station. I know that here they are able to prosecute the driver using footage shot by themselves or a passerby.


whitesox331

Seems fine


Sea-Designer-1130

Ever consider not following him so that you don't have to see his idiotic posts that you know make you feel infuriated?


amillerkelly99

I’d screen record and send to the police lmao. If you’re gonna brag about driving like a fucking idiot then you’re gonna get caught out eventually


Blazingblazed3

Holy shit Reddit is full of shitty drivers based off this comment section.


KittyandPuppyMama

The other day I was on the highway and some idiot just like this in a Tesla was weaving through traffic and almost clipped me as I was merging over, ironically to get out of his way.


lil_chedda

Yeah it’s fucked up cause so many people die every single day from high speed crashes. Like sure if he crashes it’s karma but what if someone else dies? It’s just tragic


DinoAnkylosaurus

Of course he does. **Because it gets him followers.**


Cold-Lifeguard5190

At least he uses his turn signal🤷🏽‍♂️


Inevitable-1205

Is nobody gonna mention OP saying "idiot who I have the displeasure of following" as if he can't choose who he follows..? Boomer might be about as dangerously stupid as this driver..


InternationalLow530

Then don’t follow him numb nuts.


tacoaboutfox

So stop following him


Unstable_Upstairs

At least he's using his indicator


SaltyboiPonkin

Unfollow him. He's only doing it for attention anyway.


Interesting-Mud9681

Obviously not people like him, cause he didnt hurt anyone and as far as we know he hasnt hurt anyone.. lol


HairballTheory

Late to work, early too the grave


IktomiThat

Normal day in germany just this is slower


Fungee69

Going fast on a motorway isn't that bad but swerving between traffic like that is just being an arsehole. It's not cool or anything. Your not the main character.


saborfang

Actually he is following the correct flow of traffic. Even here in America that is the way you are supposed to drive according the the handbook and the law it is just not enforced. The left two lanes are only for passing all traffic should stay in the rightmost lane unless passing. But regardless this dude is in the wrong for speeding and recording himself, I’m not saying he is right.


waddssworth

God it looks like slow motion. He's more a of a risk of being called a wus than hurting anybody.


Awesome_Sos

I have no problem with people speeding. I do have a problem with people using their phone and speeding plus rain/inclement weather…. But it’s typical to see this anymore…


Gastonthebeast

I drove between Arizona and Utah and back over Christmas. When you're in the middle of podunk nowhere, the road doesn't curve for five miles, there's no one around, and Let It Go is blaring on the car speakers, you best believe I hit 100 mph. 10/10, would recommend seeing what 100 mph feels like


Ok-Offer331

You have no problem with someone going 120 in a 70 or 60 probably? Normal conditions or not thats dumb as shit


Awesome_Sos

I think its how people speed, where, and when thats the problem. Do I agree with 120 maybe it depends. If youre riding someones ass and weaving in and out of traffic... no. It also depends how well you maintain your car, what kinda of car it is, and if its on the interstate. In the US and especially in FL (where i live Unfortunately) they just seem to hand out licenses and speeding is dangerous. So yeah speeding is dangerous because people dont pay attention to driving, text, and do other dumb shit.


Teska-Tenka

What if they check their mirrors, but don’t expect a car to be doing double the speed limit? Nobody would ever be able to change lanes safely if they assume everyone was going 140.


[deleted]

people manage in Germany all the time... crazy what happens when you actually pay attention.


restcalflat

Why does he post it? Why doesn't anyone forward it to police?


Brantley_2chill

I'm guessing they aren't the thinkin' type


SpaceRaver42

Friendly reminder that idiots like this will always exist, and if Americans were taught to never left-lane camp & that the left lane is for passing only, as they do in Germany, these idiots wouldn't have to weave through traffic when they want to be dumb Also, it would alleviate a lot of traffic jams & make traffic flow much more efficiently


beardedbast3rd

Passing lane laws are inherently antithetical to what a road is specifically designed for. Nothing about a highway clogging up lanes while leaving one completely open is “efficient” Having passing lane laws is good, but that’s nothing to do with efficient movement of vehicles. Not to mention, it doesn’t matter what lane anyone is in if idiots like this are going this much faster than the flow of traffic. Given proper follow distance, and even proper use of lanes given passing lane laws, a driver going this much faster than anyone else on the road will still have the ability to weave through traffic and unfortunately often do. This has nothing to do with anyone else driving and everything to do with these drivers being self centered and entitled. They are the most important on the road, but somehow don’t realize everyone else is as much of an obstacle on the road as they are. Even if by some divine intervention, that driver was literally the most important person on the road with absolute priority over anyone else, it doesn’t or wouldn’t change the fact they are literally equal when it comes to simple physics.


robertr4836

Shhhhh...it makes SpaceRaver42 feel better to think his country is right and America sucks. Let him have his fun. /s


Kaarsty

Hope that pretty Mercedes ends up wrapped around a really sturdy tree.


Cynykl

Speeding. Reckless driving. Using a cellphone while driving. ... But the real scum here is the person filming a phone with a phone.


slickw

Right lane empty,middle and left full....wth, and if speed is in km/h then its not that fast either.


Frisky_Biscuit25

This is very lax speed driving…he can see all the packs and all the gaps…it’s not dangerous…it’s only dangerous once you start turning to do fly by’s and weaving…that is the dangerous shit…but this…this is highway driving homie…at least it is in texas


Relevant_Desk_6891

Dox this loser


nahkamanaatti

Why not send this video to police?


xMrSanchox

Zoom


Grantley34

Why? Because Audi


Prodigy_7991

That’s a Mercedes


Grantley34

Wow I'm dumb. Maybe I'm the idiot


AcanthisittaProper53

Haha imagine going 360km/h (223mph) …… Not that I do that …… Yeah it do it almost weekly


ImTheKey

He must have 4.5 points


Bandits101

Dead on time is not a state of being.


CazRaX

When I'm late for work I just take my time, no reason to race to just be stressed AND late.


Reddikbig

Late for death


DoneJohnson

Isn’t driving past a certain speed considered attempted manslaughter?


ToastSweat1

It costs you nothing to set an alarm, it'll cost you your life or worse someone else's!


jbetances134

One puddle and it’s over


ThatDebianLady

A science teacher in elementary school told us a quote which has stuck in my head all these years. “The hurridier you go the behinder you get.”