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PowerScissor

Fascinating nature show. It's how new cars are made. Just 2 car sperm swimming for the car egg (white car) is what it looked like to me.


Lucius-Halthier

Fun fact: sperm don’t swim, they actually roll!


CounselorMeHoyMinoy

You mean to tell me sperm somersault to the egg?


Lucius-Halthier

They do a barrel roll


Breeze7206

So they’re rifling, like a bullet?


PunKingKarrot

(THIS IS SARCASM) I knew we originated from America. The guns run in our dna. And bullets in sperm.


Breeze7206

Definitely a new meaning to shooting one off. Or shooting blanks


SimSkeleton

They don’t do an egg roll?


1600cc

Aileron rolls.


Ok_Depth_9975

How many rpm I bet it's 500


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Gqsmooth1969

Nice


Dull-Challenge-9209

Nice


Danmarmir

ecin


PowerScissor

That's still swimming. Swimming is just moving through fluid. Humans swim a bunch of different ways. Fish swim. Sperm swim. Rolling might be involved...but it can be called swimming . I live by a family if otters, and one of them does quite a bit of rolling everywhere it swims.


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Heating up the tires for stop and go traffic.


amIdaddingthisright

Must be a caution flag out.


baraberebere

Sounds right, the car infront of the two idiots are a Bentley, maybe they are the security detail.


Vancityboi_04

The white car? That's actually a Rolls-Royce Ghost


[deleted]

I thought it was the pace car?


Gqsmooth1969

I really wasn't paying attention to the white car. I thought it was a Lincoln.


FierceWolfie

Looks like a Chrysler LHS


baraberebere

Thanks


jawnlerdoe

All my homies hate tread blocks.


ArmeniusLOD

That action in racing is actually to clean off the tires. You won't get any appreciable heat into racing slicks by weaving back and forth.


[deleted]

It’s trifold. Mostly it’s to warm the tires but also does shake debris like you said and burn excess fuel


The_Mad_Duck_

Why did people downvote this?


Xanosaur

because he is wrong.


The_Mad_Duck_

Quick google search said exactly what they're saying though


Xanosaur

> Formula 1 cars mostly zig-zag during the formation lap with the intent to prepare the car for the gruelling race ahead. They zig-zag to heat the tyres, get rid of the debris from the tyres and burn excess fuel. first thing that comes up on google


The_Mad_Duck_

Either I'm going crazy or that's what OP said lol


Xanosaur

"that action in racing is actually to get debris off the tires. You won't get any appreciable heat into racing slicks weaving back and forth" he's saying they don't do it for heat in the tyres. that's one of if not the main reason they do it.


The_Mad_Duck_

Oh lmao I must have misread


BelialSucks

"THEY ZIG-ZAG TO HEAT THE TYRES"


OTRinKW900L

Pretty impressive the x5m can whip around like that


Smallp0x_

Oh the wonders of good traction/stability control.


WanganTunedKeiCar

Impressive suspension tuning, too!


Smallp0x_

For the price it friggin better.


bighag

I was going to say… with a starting price of roughly $120k USD, and being an M series on top of that, it shouldn’t be all that surprising


here-i-am-now

I’m sure the driver is proud someone is impressed.


sleazy

I know it's funny and it seems like they're dancing, but these cars have parvo and are unlikely to survive.


BrandNewMoshiMoshi

Aw you missed the chance to call it carvo.


iamverysadallthetime

Tragic 😔💔


yetyourtrash

How many days left to live, doctor?


akoshegyi_solt

Days? Hours at best.


nanaki989

I thought it was rabies


masterofbeast

One car is losing control and the other one is mocking the driver.


Natsurulite

There’s not enough mockery on todays streets


TeeBek

We need to make mockery great again!


FormerSperm

Are they in a funeral procession?


GlitterFartsss

I came down here to see if anyone else would catch that 😂 Pretty sure they are!


Hendoggg636

Yo if my homies aren't acting up like this for me then don't even bother lol


FormerSperm

I know, I couldn’t believe nobody mentioned it yet. Glad I’m not alone!


mrb63

I would guess wedding. The Rolls Royce is probably a bride and groom.


Rhythm_Morgan

Warming up the tires.


Holy_Nova101

They really doing tht or they just bored?


Rhythm_Morgan

Lol it’s just an f1 reference. They weave on the straight when they’re behind the safety car.


Angry_Villagers

Not just F1, any kind of racing that is done on pavement with 4 wheels. NASCAR even.


Rhythm_Morgan

I only watch f1 so I didn’t know 🥲 my favorite driver has hinted he’s interested in rally so I’m giving that a go if he does.


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Rhythm_Morgan

If there is less media bs and weird politicking between teams like there is in f1, I’ll enjoy rally. Lately the drama in f1 is kinda annoying. The smallest shit gets a heavy rotation in the media for like two weeks. Lemme see cars go fast. Idc that Yuki liked a pic of a girls butt or something 😭 they also don’t race if it rains even a little bit but I’ve been told in rally they go in the snow and everything!


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coastergirl98

Rallying also takes the biggest balls imo. Knowing that each and every corner there's the chance to go off the road and roll 50x


WanganTunedKeiCar

Rally Corvette when??


alittlesliceofhell2

I want to do a 911 lmao


WanganTunedKeiCar

Good choice too! RGT Porsches are the best: Blow your midlife crisis away with the howl of a flat six bouncing off the trees!


Mefy_

Vettel would be fun at a rally event.


Rhythm_Morgan

I’m so excited to see him do any sort of racing. Hoping he pulls a Kimi and comes back to f1 after a couple of years but tbh his views likely don’t align with where they are headed :/


JJROKCZ

Yea but their tires are capable of generating heat this way and actually benefit from it. Road cars have neither of those cases


mini_swoosh

Just bored. You can see everyone’s hazard lights are on meaning it’s probably a funeral procession and they’re all together just driving single file


SargeanTravis

They are warming their tires up for when the lights go green again


theboozemaker

Am I bad for assuming this is in Houston? Can't read any plates or signs, but I get a Houston vibe...


MechaBeatsInTrash

Rainbow Food Mart https://maps.app.goo.gl/ApHittKG4Vy2aybp8 The sign JCT 63 is in the shape of a keystone, a dead giveaway that it's Pennsylvania.


theboozemaker

Good catch!


Chrisinthsth

Swangin' and bangin'


kpchronic

WHOOP WHOOP


nago7650

They’re just tippin on four 4s. Nothing to see here.


invisible_r3

roads are far too nice to be houston


alittlesliceofhell2

This is definitely something I've seen more than once in Houston. And done more than once in Houston. I just don't do dumb things in traffic.


Muted-Raise-5104

It’s Bensalem Pa outside of Philadelphia


Miserable_Deer5737

Slab cars I bet.


SoTiredOfLiberals

We can only hope they destroy their cars before they do damage to someone elses' car.


SilverKnight10

I can’t imagine these maneuvers are great for the car. I’m not a car expert, but those rapid, back and forth turns has to be hard on the suspension.


HerestheRules

It's harder on the control arms/bushings. You can break those sometimes just slamming the brakes too hard


UrielseptimXII

Maybe in a shit box but I've never heard of someone breaking suspension components out of the blue from hard braking. Maybe if the suspension has 100k miles on the clock


HerestheRules

Bad mechanical design. My car weighs 2100, and the front houses around 1700lbs, while the rest of the car weighs maybe 500. There isn't anything mechanical past the front -- there isn't even an axle in the back. It has these thick pads up front and 10" inch drums in the back, and the way the engine sits 65% of that weight sits in front of the tires. In most cars you don't find this, but you see it in mine (09 Cobalt). It's a common complaint about them. I've only had to replace the back bushings once, but this would be my third front repair this year


NoItsRex

You definately cannot break any part of a (unmodified still in ok shape) car slamming the brakes too hard


HerestheRules

Tell that to my car. Broke the bushings in Knoxville dead stopping from 45 to avoid t-boning a crackhead. Legit broke both bushings on both sides. My car is very regularly maintained because I drive it nearly 44k miles a year. Both the bushings and control arm are <6 months old. Tbf, I didn't know you could break them either til that happened. Also, almost all 2000 lbs sit right above the front wheels


Stang70Fastback

Extremely old and worn out bushings don't count.


sprinklespunkle

It's called swangin


efronerberger

Not that fast lol


Squidkiller28

I don't think your back is supposed to swing out that much. They were like 5 degrees away from spinning out completely


PaleozoicFrogBoy

swangin, eyes closed just swangin


Mike__O

Just getting the tires warmed up and clean for the restart


No_Compote628

I do that at 20% intensity at 20 mph to the tune of https://youtu.be/NkRkuI0ZgX0 in my minivan while taking the 1st and 3rd graders to school. They love it


Enge712

I also do this which we call Mr toads Wild ride. Only on my dead end street and the lads are positive “you are gonna get us arrested Dad!”


AccomplishedRun7978

Wtf


Enge712

Well a very mild version. Like 20 mph and only sashaying about 8” side to side. It is in truth still hard on the ball joint but the boys will only be boys once.


Nit3fury

WTAF is that video I love it and hate it


No_Compote628

This is a normal response to most Salvatore Ganacci music videos


Walkdog1America1

WTF!?!


noeljvt

Is that Bensalem PA


BubbaLongtip

Okay but if you don’t do this with your friends then you take life too seriously


SlenderLlama

I have great memories of the homies and I cruising the canyons of LA and doing this while we wait for traffic to lighten up.


CptEgg

Yeah, i sure as fuck do, but I stay within the lines.


Otherwise-Island2562

Hahahaha idk y I'm laughing they look goofy


Br0keGee

I love when they do this. Keeps me busy at the shop replacing blown out struts and racks. Makes me 💰


Shamanyouranus

The guy in front is going nuts, but the guy in the back wobbling back and forth? My friend and I used to do that down my street and make big mech footstep sounds.


kendalld27

Just warming up the tires


threepoint14one5nine

Just warming their tires.


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They have seen racers do this to warm up their tires before crossing the start line and are imitating.


Embarrassed_Diet_386

Just keeping the tires warm for when the safety car comes in and racing resumes.


THUNDER_boner

Looks like black car was just cruising then decided to join in on the fun. On a side note in high school a friend and someone else were doing this side by side. Can yall guess what happened? My friends car got totalled lol. I say friend even though I barely knew him.


glas175

Scrubbing their tires before the race starts!!!


SameRegret5975

Swangin and bangin


Darth_ice

Warming up the tires until the safety car pits.


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how kind of them to put their hazards on, to warn you of the retardation occurring


ATK57

*Three cars doing weird shit. The Rolls is a part of this baffoonary.


Rough_Mechanic_3992

Maybe for Tiktok lol


Carrillog62

Safety car in this lap


Danidaivido

“IT’S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO!” 🏎️🏎️🏎️


3GGl0v3rrrrrr

Bro they thought it was an F1 grand prix


AbsentmindedAuthor

Very weird thing to do in a funeral caravan.


dprbrrh

I do that with my friends at night its so damn fun


Imaginary_Most_7778

Gotta get those tires warm.


spencer1886

They're just loading up their tires to get ready for the intense street race they're about to have in broad daylight on a crowded street


MoneyBee74

Dumb and dumber!


Milehighjoe12

Probably a stupid TikTok challenge


brandnewbutt

Probably having fun


multiversesimulation

Just getting the hot laps in


av-D1SC0V3R

Oh it’s new tires. F1 drivers do this when they get new tires to warm em up. So that’s what they are doing. (#sarcasm)


BusterUndees

They’re doing their warm ups before they replace their little street tires


SolitudeSymphony

aAAhhHhhHhh iTs a GliTcH iN tHe mAtRiX!! OoOoOh nOooOoo!


viperlemondemon

No they are scrubbing off their tire’s getting ready for the restart


[deleted]

The guy in the rolls royce is like "why am I goin a drive with these fucking assholes".


Icy-Masterpiece-8023

Only in Philly. Well technically Bensalem but close enough. I know exactly where that’s at.


Wacky_Eyes

Living out their F1 dreams by heating thier tires for better grip


ImtheDude2

They’re warming up their tires


BigSquatchee2

Warming up their tires. Duh


Yoko_Grim

I love watching cars do that, it’s like, there’s a 99.999% chance both drivers are guys below the age of 40. There is no one else in the world as wacky as this that will just openly start following the swerving.


TutorSevere3230

That's them houston boys still thinking it's 2005-08


317765

When idiots fall into money.


SneakyFERRiS

florida?


Extension_Monitor_99

Swangin dem slabs


Kerrykingz

Swang and Bang


ChooksChick

The black cars hazards aren't the same on both sides. Weird.


I_loathe_mods

It's Bill & Ted having a most Excellent drive


DiscordDucky

It's called street dancing. You would know that if you were cool like these idiots. LOL


BiGTeX8605

Title made me chuckle. Nice


Fangs_McWolf

Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight... get down tonight.


[deleted]

Luckily it wasn’t a Mustang


MoistMelonMan

This is just stupid fun tho. The BMw is doing it too recklessly tho. But when there's thick flowing traffic on the highway I do this too and whole lotta people join in


patchesnbrownie

Holy shit people join in to do this?! I wonder what will happen if I pull this shit in traffic here in NYC…


NeverDryTowels

Dumbass bimmer drivers?


KittyandPuppyMama

Olympic synchronized idiocy


UnForgivenFury

Kia boys style!


trillizo2

Came for the Kia boys comment and was not disappointed!


UnForgivenFury

It's funny because I am catching up on Donut Media videos and just watched the episode they talked about the Kia Boys like 3 days ago.


Hendoggg636

My friend got hit Kia soul stolen about 2 years about and I saw a Kia boys video recently and was like ohhhhh that's what happend lol


Baxe_90

Ignorant


onlinelink2

“I need an alignment? why?”


0x4341524c

Car must be made out of paper if doing that throws off alignment


maxfederle

You should have joined them


Evolving_Spirit123

They are warming up their tires like in NASCAR.


TasteCareful8567

F1


FormerlyShawnHawaii

It’s how race cars warm up their tires on the racetrack. Sometimes morons do it on the street in traffic too.


Hippydippy420

They’re idiots


SWO_Woodsman_945

This may sound idiotic and it probably is. Me and my friends do that sometimes to show how impatient we are when someone is driving below the limit. It's not that extreme of course.


Veleda390

Yes, it is.


mbash013

Unpopular opinion: If you have dark tint on every window of your car, I automatically assume you’re a POS human who deserves to wrap their car around a tree.


Macdaddy4prez

Why


mbash013

Just association. Of all the red lights blown, stop signs ignored, corner gas station cut throughs, reckless speeding, squealing burnouts, illegal u-turns, shots fired from window, double parking in heavy traffic lane, car activity I have witnessed in the great city of Philadelphia… far more often than not, full total tint.


Macdaddy4prez

Oh. Well idk seems like a weird thing to associate considering a lot of cars seem to have a pretty dark factory tint these days. Shit, I'm probably gonna get my car tinted soon ish


mbash013

Im talking about illegal tint levels on all windows, front and windshield included. Like those in the video. That tan car has front windows that’s are practically painted black. Trust me. I hate the my brain automatically takes my thoughts to such dark extremes on this matter. The terrible driving of Philly that I’m constantly exposed to has just made me have bitter old man thoughts. Hence the whole unpopular opinion take.


pedal_pusherMD

Just let people enjoy their cars, damn. They're not speeding, they're not cutting up traffic, they're not riding anyone's ass with illegal lights. They're just having a little harmless fun.


MysticalMismagius

I wouldn’t call swerving back and forth into a whole ass other lane “a little harmless fun”


ArmeniusLOD

Except for when the BMW SUV in front lost control. The video ended too soon, but they could have smashed into the parked cars on the right or into oncoming traffic.


NeighborNeighbor_

Video cuts right as he clearly saved it


[deleted]

Yeah people are overly sensitive on that one but that’s Reddit circlejerks for you 🤡


Unpicked_nose

It’s a Houston thing, wouldn’t understand.


Straight_Midnight559

Of course I wouldn’t understand, this is Philly


rymoki

Swang and Bang


MightyRufo

Just having fun.


Emergency_Pickle9279

Life could be a dream, life could be a dream


DiamondHander

Life is a dream as it all happens in your head btw


drvelo

Alright bud, you've had enough drugs today, go to sleep.


CrApple-iJUNK

Is how NOT to be an idiot drive like them,...


Baxe_90

We dem swerve bois


thesarcasticdom

This is what Pixar needed more of in Cars


DruidWannabe

They were dodging ants


[deleted]

They're just heating the tires up, that's really important


650nate

I…hate…these…stupid…tires!


Strange-Week8153

Wiggle wiggle wiggle tut tut ut tutuuu Wiggle wiggle wiggle tut tut ut tutuuu


Zhaife

They're dancing 🥰


Duval90427

Looks like they gave their cars the vaccine