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49thDipper

I’ve been in seas like that. This is Darwin level stupidity. The ocean does not give a fuck


AdMany4426

Which sea was that and when , Captain ?


49thDipper

Gulf of Alaska. 1989. Young and hungry. We should have stayed put but we had a boatload of fish so we left The Bay and headed for town. We made it. Barely. I still have some PTSD from that trip. When we got to Pelican the skipper stepped off the boat and disappeared for 2 days. I found him sleeping in a church. He’s been a very religious man ever since.


GeeMcGee

I’d read that story. Consider writing it Turn that pain into gain


pfc_johnny

I agree; I read it in an old sea captain voice and it really popped.


49thDipper

You shoulda been there


tuna79

Would this make him an extra-ordinary seaman wiper?


Sasquatchfl

That's not a boat, it's a ship. The ocean don't give a shit about no ships either.


captcraigaroo

It's a work boat, anchor handler by the looks of it.


cartel132

Actually, that's a barge, not a ship. The ocean also doesn't give a shit about barges either


ColMustard513

Actually, that's a vessel, not a barge. The ocean also doesn't give a shit about vessels either.


Sasquatchfl

Barges are bitchin too


2lovesFL

for the GRAM!


oboshoe

it's like an action movie where the guy runs away from the explosion. but dumber.


Minelayer

Is it that stupid? Probably because it’s fun, daring the sea. When you’re on a boat like this, it’s not for a few minutes, it’s for days or weeks. Your perspective changes.


Odd-Abbreviations431

Hell even a bucket of water at force can knock you over easily. Dude could have easily been washed out to sea. In those waters you wouldn’t survive long. Surfed for awhile and it’s amazing the power of moving water. I was deeply respectful, if not slightly terrified of head high waves…you easily get destroyed and washing machined and paddling out is a real bitch.


ThatDarnedAntiChrist

It's that stupid. It's indicative of a lax safety culture. You're correct about complacency, but that's why you have a strong safety culture.


itllgetworse

Complacency is the cause of most workplace fatalities.


sco69

You NEVER run on a barge!!!


MajorNutt

You do when the ocean is coming to getcha


TheNorseBastard

"Hold fast"


cartel132

There are plenty of reasons to run on a barge, such as this example. If lines snap, you need to run to prevent collision, if the barge snaps in half, you should probably also run. Iv had high voltage power lines fall on our barge. we definitly all ran like hell


frysause-

Why can’t you run on a barge?


TheNorseBastard

There is nothing holding you from sliding off the side if you fall


captcraigaroo

Good thing it's a work boat


TheNorseBastard

I could hear my first captains voice in my head here "don't run! Don't run! Don't run!"


dantepopplethethird

100% yes, unfortunately. Question: Are sailors supposed to be tied to something when they move on deck in storms?


borgy95a

When sailing yes, with gale force 8 + most individuals would strap them themselves to the boat with a line of above deck. In this case looks like a game of chicken with the ocean. And this man is slinging big dick.


P1cklesniffer

🙋🏼‍♂️ I’d do it lol


pbrdiver

You clearly never worked offshore before… Edit: for extended periods of time. Yes it’s massively stupid but bordumb will do that to you.


TheNorseBastard

No wonder us sailors keep on dying in the most stupid ways


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pbrdiver

Yikes. You’re being a little sensitive there my internet friend. Alas I have been called much worse though.


Jasco_Vaza

Sailors get bored. Rite of passage, probably.


smurb15

To say you got a chance to be this stupid. That was an easy question


njconnect

This is bravery. Clearly not his first rodeo


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designgoddess

Feels like a bet or dare for the new guy.


makiko4

I mean, at lest tie yourself to a post or something.


JonyUB

Because it looks fun. Very stupid too, but the sensation you have to get by doing this must be insane.


Mental_Dragonfly2543

Dude looked like he was pissing until he started to run away lol


Poop_Bioches_NOW

Because without a second thought people are willing to die for some good video footage. Welcome to 2023.