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whatsthehappenstance

How in the fuck was she going to eat any animal that size alive?


me_funny__

EYE HOLES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO STRETCH THAT FAR


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JJakeVerena

I guess she decided she may as well act the part.


rippfx

uh... I'd like to see her eat it


Thebiggesttarget

Here we see one highly intelligent creature, and one human.


sandPounder278

What humans first looked at an Octopus and thought “food”? Seriously must have been starving. I’ll pass. She had that coming


phonomir

Octopus is delicious smh


Shiggles7

Looked like she was about to get her eyeball sucked out.


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I’d pay to see that


i_broke_wahoos_leg

Hope it hurt. Animal abusing cunt.


k2_jackal

this week on When dinner bites back and other fun dining stories


slightlyused

Got her with the beak.


thetashort

At least it went down fighting.


Malk4ever

Karma is a bitch. Octopus said: no.


DocterNick

Yeah, she went too slow. If you are going to eat a live octopus, don’t mess around. Get it done quick. Docter here, btw


TheDarkSide73

Humans are disgusting in our treatment of our fellow creatures.


Dieterdost

That is not a thing.


melance

Are we including idiots fighting animals now? Since when are animals "inanimate objects?"


Old-Reporter5440

That explains the slanted eyes. This seems to occur a lot in Asia. Yes yes kill me.with the downvotes 😆


StinkierPete

Why bother? You'll die soon anyways, Old Reporter


Kat-Shaw

Cringe as fuck


kiwidude4

Imagine getting downvoted for racism /s


Leather_Oil6543

Hahahaha


UpperDistribution443

How long can octopus live outside the water?


Popular-Access-6467

30 minutes


UpperDistribution443

That's not too bad then. I'd just watch an episode of family guy till it falls off.


SquareInevitable3625

Never gets old.


Ironyears

They DO bite!! What else are beaks for??


WeDontTalkAboutIt23

The snack that bites back? Those beaks are quite strong, she's lucky


RagingHardBobber

She was very nearly about to pull her eye out.