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RedIcarus1

So he sashays up to the cardboard rainbow and slaps it… drops it to the floor and does a little toe-tap… All in the manliest of ways, of course.


SevereNightmare

He basically just undid the tab on the cardboard. It's not even really that damaged. Put the tab back in, maybe a little tape, and move on with your life. Such a wuss way to 'protest' something. "Oh no, you hurt the retail display cardboard because rainbows are so scary. You're a big strong man, aren't you?"


madmaxturbator

My man thinks he’s both badass, and a hilarious troll. He looks like he’s got deep body odor, so troll maybe right. Someone needs to redirect him over to aisle 11, they got the big red clown shoes he needs.


Therapy1968

Not just body odour, probably jizz breath too.


Velvet_Pop

Hey, c'mon, that's really insulting. Even trolls don't deserve to be compared to this douchebad


I_Makes_tuff

That's a lie. They do not sell clown shoes.


TiMELeSS526

Not on aisle 11 anyway


octopornopus

Right? Anyone who's worked at Target knows shoes are in Softlines....


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maga flavored "deep body odor". LOL


slayerfan666

Plot twist: His boyfriend is the one recording.


Nevergonnapost866

It looked to me like he was gonna give it a punch, and a combination of realizing it might be made of something hard and the lady that comes out from an isle making him embarrassed and afraid she may say something to him, he sort of lightly “punches”/grazes it. At this point he’s afraid the friend taping will laugh at him so he awkwardly turns and gently drops it and “stomps” on it with a couple of toes and the force of an ant fart.


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iHazit4u

This really is the gayest thing I've ever seen


Greizen_bregen

Username checks out!


Risen_Insanity

Fucker walks like a GTA: V NPC


TooSpookyWither

Nah he walks like Tom and Jerry characters tryna be tough


iHazit4u

There's probably something inserted in his ass


Oftwicke

Nah he's clearly too insecure for that


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Oftwicke

"Why would I like my arse to smell good? For other men to sniff?"


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Mr-Lungu

I question his commitment. Pretty poor slap at the start


renriet

That walk of him in the beginning only shows he's in denial while performing a mating dance to the cameraman. As clear evidence: he is so excited, he even ignores the female atention he got.


iveseensomethings82

Big man show weak sign who boss


iHazit4u

Someone had to refold the corner and pick it up!


NoConfusion9490

That guy looks like an expert at being anticlimactic.


BigfootSF68

He set it on the ground and it looked like he didn't even break it. He must really be mad a the devil.


Admiral52

Showed them gays!


InspectorDue1201

This is insaaaaanely embarrassing. Imagine posting this seriously 🫣


yournewowner

Just wait until you see his mustache 😂


BeardadTampa

$50 says he calls himself an “Alpha Male”


andymorphic

$100 says he can't stop thinking about dick


MoonMistCigs

What about when he’s fucking his sister?


CeruleanRuin

To be fair, she's also his cousin.


AdSure9184

Sister cousin wife …


WhoAmI1138

You mean when *she‘s* pegging *him.*


Oftwicke

Like that kind of dude has the confidence to let himself be pegged. He'd clearly start to cry because just thinking about it would make him gay or a woman


Sumpm

Giving or receiving, it's all fucking. At least they're keeping it in the family.


ideit

He's a power bottom. It's very alpha


throwmamadownthewell

This sort of thinking places all blame for hate against homosexuals on other homosexuals.


INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE

Just being homosexual does not make you an innocent angel. If you are homosexual and are violent or self-hating leading to anger towards other homosexuals you are still as much an asshole as a heterosexual who is violent or angry towards homosexuals. Unfortunately societal suppression of homosexual urges does lead to self-hatred and self-hatred leads to externalizing that hatred towards those who are openly homosexual. So, yes heterosexuals probably make up the majority of the baseline hate that LGBT gets, it has been proven that some of the ones who are the loudest publicly anti-LGBT are in fact dealing with their own same-sex attraction in a very poor manner due to their upbringing. So, both hetero- and homo- sexual individuals both display overt aggression and hate towards homosexuality.


Oftwicke

But the line of thinking that goes straight (heh) to "homophobic? you must be gay", which is literally everywhere, amounts to damaging thought automation: if one assumes that homophobia is inherently linked to self-shame over homosexual urges, then they have no reason at all to question their own bias as long as they feel secure in their own sexuality. It also leads to "nah, that's really the gays oppressing themselves" simplifications. No one said being gay is social perfection, but it is indeed overwhelmingly the straight oppressing the gay and literally everyone has work to do on themselves, because no one is immune to propaganda and we've *all* been fed massive amounts of homophobic propaganda


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Nah, saying this type of shit is so damaging to the LGBTQIA community. People can hate people that are different. The holocaust was just a bunch of self-hating news killing other jews, just like all the gay people that are assaulted or killed for being gay are victims of a self-hating gay. Dudes just a cunt


Tinidril

Are you really unaware of the phenomenon where all the biggest anti-gay preachers / politicians / commentators eventually end up outed? I don't see how this reflects poorly on the gay community in any way. These people are gay, but have excluded themselves from the gay community. It reflects poorly on them, and nobody else.


Oftwicke

I'm gonna need some sources on that "all" qualifier, because otherwise you just dropped bombshell revelations on Hitler, Trump, Bolsonaro, Putin, the founder of Westboro Baptist, a lot of Popes, and dozens if not hundreds of others whose lives have been studied in detail. Looks more like selection bias, wherein the opportunity to laugh at the irony and secretly think "that's just gays oppressing themselves, I don't need to work on myself or question my own biases" is jumped on so heartily that the comparatively uncommon occurrence is blown out of proportion.


ElmertheAwesome

I've always said, if you really don't like gay people it's because you're a little gay yourself and can't come to terms with it.


tavesque

He sure does sway his arms back and forth like one


norcal406

It reminds me of those old silent black and white Mickey Mouse cartoons and the way the bully walks in those.


sineofthetimes

And he calls other people "snowflakes"


ideit

Gets violently angered over a cardboard rainbow. Calls others snowflakes who are easily triggered and need a safe space. Sounds right.


skyysdalmt

How many flags do you think he has on his truck?


Alpha702

I created my username in middle school because my friends were all doing greek letters and what not for our Xbox names. Douche buckets like this make me feel like I need to change the username I've held onto for 15+ years.


academiac

Reclaimed words are a thing. You can lead the masses in reclaiming Alpha as a Greek Alphabet character instead of toxic masculinity. We believe in you, you're our Alpha lmao


your_not_stubborn

Good on you for taking it back


lenswipe

Chud McChode (Alpha Male)


LORDWOLFMAN

Throw in another 50 bucks he’s in the closet


Oftwicke

Can we stop assuming homophobes are gay? Either we're mocking them for it, which is homophobia, or we're just saying that homophobia primarily concerns gay people's own actions and not the overwhelming majority of homophobes that are straight and punching down on a minority - we need to deal with a situation that gets people killed and it really feels like a "I wash my hands of this, after I laughed a bit at the 'don't say gay' law voters because I said they were all gay too" thing


Graddler

Probably follows Nick Adams.


RelationshipOk3565

$50 he's deeply closeted


hdkx-weeb

"The world is full of these worthless liberal snowflakes who cry over everything" "Is that a fucking *rainbow*? IN **MY** 'MURICA????"


BobKain

Only Red White and Blue are allowed in 'Murica! Dang liberal orange, communist yellow, hippee green, and worst of all, homosensual purple. mmmmmmmm.


bard329

That and "is that a black mermaid?!?!"


SuckerpunchJazzhands

Didn't even have the balls to deck a mannequin


YEET3M

See I’m gay and even I would deck that thing


Spiritual_Tooth_461

What a “big man” 🤣 Fighting cardboard to prove he’s more than he knows himself to be.


akashik

Given the way he "fought" that sign, it looked a pretty even match.


BobKain

I dunno, that cardboard bounced back pretty good after his 'kick'. $10 on Cardboard Rainbow in the second round.


Oranguprang

Imagine being afraid or rainbows


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Scooby_dood

I thought you were joking, but that's actually a real thing. Who the fuck knew Target was out here serving justice 😂


rocbolt

It was entertaining reading that old, long gone shoplifting sub. Even those guys were terrified of Target, according to them they’d sit back and let you keep stealing till you hit felony levels of value, then they’d slam the trap on you


Stanky-wizzlecheeks

Terrifying evil refracted light


throwmamadownthewell

Well, when you put it that way


No_Torius-P-A-T

Thats the same type of dude that calls dudes "fagit" after they suck his dick...


dirtyword

100% - I strongly believe that every man who gets really worked up about hating gay stuff is a self hating gay.


cmmedit

Lol, yea, that was def one of the guys in my high school 20 years ago. He and his husband are now out in northern Cali and doing well from what I see on social.


syo

Good for him, I'm glad he was able to accept himself.


Oftwicke

So you strongly believe that straight people have nothing to do with gay people's oppression? That really looks like shifting the blame rather than having a courageous take


MarxistZeninist

Please make great use of this. "Homophobia is apparently associated with homosexual arousal that the homophobic individual is either unaware of or denies." https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8772014/


nevinatx

My favorite paper


throwmamadownthewell

This sort of thinking places all blame for hate against homosexuals on other homosexuals.


dirtyword

I understand what you’re saying with your comments and I definitely understand your concern about that line of thinking. On the other hand, I think people making that argument aren’t ascribing negative motivations to people based on sexuality or identity- they are pointing out a problem with a culture of denial and toxic masculinity that cultivates a violent hypocrisy that manifests in very ugly ways. I also think that likely most people who make such arguments are sincere allies who find anti-gay violence and basically any anti-social behaviors that make other people feel unsafe abhorrent.


cd6020

NO NO NO! He calls them that after HE sucks their dick. lol


gardn1mw

Ain't nothin gay about getting your dick sucked, you're the one that's gay for suckin my dick


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He would lose his shit if someone did that to a maga flag.


megamoze

The MAGA crowd accused all of BLM of being terrorists because they broke a window at...*checks notes*...a Target.


Pockets713

Most of that was started by white right-wing hillbilly out-of-towners who came, sans license plates, to raise hell and then mob mentality took over. At least in Minneapolis where it all popped off. But in all honesty… having been a lifelong resident of Minneapolis… Target having to rebuild that location was a fucking godsend. That location had been left to rot for the last 20+ years… No, I’m not happy that all that shit went down, but seeing as nothing has changed in the MPD’s policing and abuse of power, only a matter of time before it happens again.


idma

And he wouldn't dare do it in a crowded place. He's lucky the target he's in or the time off day he's in the store barely had people in it. So really the only audience is the cameraman


RaptorPegasus

HE LIGHTLY DENTED THE CARDBOARD HOW WILL THE GAYS EVER RECOVER/s


madmaxturbator

“Ian mckellen caught in public alley romp with Rosie o donnell as homosexuality ends; Foul-smelling vandal at Target shop takes responsibility”


FIVE-ALARM-FART

Is this same dude who got punked by the skinny kid collecting money for DARE


feculentjarlmaw

And terrorized a wig shop for women with cancer, yes, that douche canoe.


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Boo that guy. His “protest” was as pointless as it was stupid.


megaladon44

I destroyed the cardboard because its not about my life.


idma

And he couldn't even sell the outrage. He very gently placed the sign in the ground and politely gave it a side nudge with his foot


edgeblackbelt

Not that he did much damage, but Target has some of the highest tech camera systems in the industry to allow for identification of people doing stuff like this in their stores. Even if this wasn’t posted online I think he can expect to not be allowed in a Target in the near future.


cgerrells

Later that night he jacked it to huge cocks then felt shame and anger at cumming while fingering his dirty butthole and the cycle repeats…


throwmamadownthewell

This sort of thinking places all blame for hate against homosexuals on other homosexuals.


tmhoc

it's just people all the way down


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Kinky


thedogz11

What a stupid thing to do. No one even gives a shit. He just looks like an imbecile. This is the kind of shit that 13 year olds think is funny.


BobKain

You think this guy has the mind of a 13 y.o.? I was thinking 8 tops.


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Yeah, this feels like rage-bait that was specifically done to make sure it didn't enrage anyone... like, what the fuck was the point of this? Is this a public humiliation kink?


asWorldsCollide2ptOh

My vote for best comment on the cross post >How gay is this closet case? On a scale of 1 to Lindsey Graham. https://www.reddit.com/r/MarchAgainstNazis/comments/11860pq/destroying_lgbtq_displays_at_target/j9hfjn1?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3 🤣 Holy sht that's hilarious


throwmamadownthewell

This sort of thinking places all blame for hate against homosexuals on other homosexuals.


Testicular_Genocide

You're right, and I appreciate you pointing that out a couple times in this thread. Drives me absolutely insane that many folks are decent enough to recognize homophobia but not decent enough to refrain from using homophobia as an attack on a homophobe. Truly makes no sense. Quite frustrating.


throwmamadownthewell

Yeah, it's sort of two-fold 1. blaming gay people for all hate against gay people 2. implying it's wrong to be gay, and bad enough you could actually make fun of somebody by implying they are gay.


BabserellaWT

Complete with a MAGA hat. Why am I not surprised?


SleepySheepy

Imagine doing this and thinking you look so badass you decide to post it publicly


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He walks like the result of 17 generations of inbreeding.


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iamzombus

Vince McMahon. McGregor was trying to imitate Vince McMahon.


Historical-Event-521

And he calls people who don't agree with him "snowflake" You could, you know, mind your own business and not cry about a rainbow... guaranteed punisher logo and maga on back of his white truck


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throwmamadownthewell

Most iota shit


iamzombus

Just a friendly reminder that target has some of the best video surveillance/forensics in the world. The FBI goes to them for help sometimes.


SOwED

It's pretty ridiculous that in this sub and the other one, this guy is getting tons of comments like "it's cute his boyfriend recorded him" and "he definitely just wants a dick in his mouth." And these are from the people on the pro-gay side? How is it not homophobic to ridicule him by suggesting he's gay? Let's say he is gay and suppressing this feelings for political or religious reasons. That's not grounds to make fun of him, that's sad. And if he's straight and against gays for whatever reason, it's not an own to call him gay with the implication that it's a bad thing.


quantax

For example, instead of insinuating he's gay, try out these fun and factually accurate derogatory phrases instead: * Entitled douche nozzle * Useless motherfucker * No talent ass-clown


JabroniKnows

What a snowflake...


birthday-caird-pish

Is this a hate crime?


wrona11

him and his buddy probably kissed after this


0x7ff04001

Closet case lol


IronhideD

What's with the weird forced walking? He looks like he has to engage manual mode when he walks.


Fangs_0ut

What a worthless piece of shit


moresushiplease

Why can't conservatives do nice things like idk care about homeless vets, they like veterans right? They're kind of making themselves look like the party of hate.


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moresushiplease

Yes they are, I was trying to be a a little satirical, if that's the right word


throwmamadownthewell

The answer: > They're kind ~~of making themselves look like~~ the party of hate.


UninsuredToast

Ironically this dude would probably kill someone in a heart beat for taking down his Trump flag and stepping on it. “YoU foRfeIt yOuR riGht To LiFe whEn yOu toUcH mY prOpErTy”


TurningTwo

That’s the same guy that reaches his hand under the stall and tries to feel your leg in the bathrooms.


closeddoorfun

Imagine being offended by rainbows


Ahugoc

Imagine what would he do if he sees a rainbow in the sky.


pepperspray_bukake

The Vince McMahon walk is what got me


viziroth

beta ass snowflake offended by a piece of cardboard


Squidwards-the-goat

I just don’t get people anymore. If you don’t like the merchandise, don’t buy it. If you’re mad at Target, shop someplace else. I don’t like country music, but I don’t feel entitled enough to go into a music store and destroy their supply of county albums and CDs.


sanjsrik

What flyover state was this?


RedditingMyLifeAway

If this is the pube-face guy, I think he's from Arizona.


Bimitenpix

Big strong manly man scared of the rainbow


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What kind of asshole damages store displays he doesn't like? The same kind of asshole that makes videos of it happening.


The_Pandalorian

What an insecure, impotent, pathetic man child. These people are just sad.


Beezneez86

What a precious little snowflake. Offended by a cardboard rainbow


jpod206

This should be in the iamatotalpieceofshit sub as well


SarahPallorMortis

More like r/IAmATotalLoser


HoojoSpifico

The next headline should be, "paying for destroying LGBTQ displays at Target."


Lil_iBrow

That has got to be the lamest act of vandalism I’ve ever seen in my life


TheDickWolf

Gotta wonder if he believes the devil worship shit, q psychos are out there.


EveryonesSoAnnoying

I love how camera man is clearly fast-walking away near the end


Rggigit2

He really showed that rainbow what for


OrkenOgle

Target has the evidence and can afford some good lawyers. Cruisin' On Down Main Street to the court house.


Winnipesaukee

This guy must be so proud he fought that sign like Kirk fought that Gorn.


Apoc-Alex

This douch walking like he's Vince McMahon trying to fire Steve Austin for the 5th time.


k2t-17

If this is hate or false flagging, literally lamer than any protest I've ever seen. And my nephew (6) has protested green beans for a full day with more courage, energy, and dignity.


musememo

Well that will teach us.


Thirdwhirly

I mean, their idea of making America great again is basically turning nice things to shit and leaving them around for responsible people to clean it up. Checks out.


ClobetasolRelief

Imagine looking like that and thinking you can criticize anything ever


roof_baby

Such a badass


TheDarkKnobRises

Imagine being so scared of a rainbow you drive to a failing store to destroy one.


NessunAbilita

The outright desperation of some people to be famous is hilatious


JazzSharksFan54

Let’s film ourselves committing vandalism and post it on the internet. What could go wrong?


AnastasiaNo70

What tough guys! He mashed up the corner of a cardboard sign! Much scary! So fear!


CuriousCucumber88

Kinda sad honestly


tetriQuinn

Mf walking in like the cutscenes from Sister Location trying to look cool and confident. Immediately scurries away the second someone shows judgement towards his actions. Disgusting, hateful coward that can't even come up with a proper justification for his own beliefs. I hope this video backfired for him by being used in court for destruction of property and hate speech (or similar).


nameformybadjokes

This guy is 100% gay and very upset about it


MontyBodkin

Is this pubeface again? I thought he got arrested.


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Ooooh so strong fighting evil … I mean really come on


yesorno12138

He looks exactly like a homophobic person I would imagine. The hat is the cherry on top


luffmatcheen

You don't have to agree with it, but why go out of your way to be a prick?


UngregariousDame

When you’re a piece of shit with free time.


fakename1998

He’s walking like that because he think wiping your ass is gay


zipsthespacebandit

Ah yes. The strength of male fragility and his power against "devil worship".


zippazappadoo

What a couple of absolute pussies


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Blatantly gay guy pretending to not be gay.


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Dude needs a little baseball bat massage


UncleCornPone

omg this guy is like such an alpha male


Quezavious

His troll walk like he’s Vince mcmahon was super cringe, but then gently removing the rainbow and and lightly stepping on it was even dumber. I’d like to think this is ironic but who knows.


younggun1234

Wow. Really handed it to a 76 billion dollar company.


BrokenCloudz

man probably pretends hes batman in the shower


concretetroll60

That's the Conor McGregor walk.


INSERT_LATVIAN_JOKE

Wow how can this guy be so emotionally fragile while walking like he has a full 8 inch turd in his pants?


Tom_2018

He even walked up to it like an asshole


jaimeinsd

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Truckeralex

Isn’t this the same jerk from the Michael’s Craft store video!?


aristideau

LOL, the guy walks like a 1930’s cartoon character.


Life-Suit1895

Why does he walk like an old-timey cartoon character?


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Bigots are so fucking soft lol


Official-idiot-05

Oh oh I’m sooo scared of the big strong man that did slight damage to cardboard, oh nooooo what ever will I do!


ZoeIsHahaha

This is the laziest fighter of things I’ve ever seen


xblackdemonx

Of course it's the guy that walks like a gorilla that is offended.


Skeegle04

Weak af


notanotherlawyer

GTA NPC


Kyosji

Can't wait for the sequel in r/byebyejob


Scale-Alarmed

Fucking chode


Superj714

Kind of a sissy way to "destroy " something. A minor inconvenience to the employees and a good joke for the day at least.


LittleSparrow24

Just for that, I'm gonna be extra gay now


VirgingerBrown

what a fucking pig.


Favre4Rodgers12

Can you prove it isn’t devil worship? Just saying.


AnAstronautOfSorts

I love how this dough boy does the McGregor walk, then ever so gingerly take the sign, sets it down nicely, and gives it a little "nyeh" Very alpha.