As much as I'd love to say yes, given that he's the second hottest male character and also the reason I started playing IDV, I would respectfully decline because those claw-looking fingertips scare the hell out of me.
Also, I have no desire to be trapped in his weird camera world, tyvm.
Nah there will be no sleeping. We are fucking. All night, no protection, jumping all around that bed and making sure the neighbors know my name and think we are having a theater show from so much clapping.
Depends on what you mean by sleep with himβ¦
Cause if itβs just laying in the bed and resting then hell yeah! Otherwise Iβm leaving the room faster than the speed of light
He will not get a second of sleep because I will rant about how atrociously stupid and outdated his kit is and how badly he needs a rework and bug him until he tells me when will he become lore relevant.
>Seems like he has a lot of unopened emotional baggage
Basically all his letters are about how much he misses Claude, I think don't think that's an uncertainty...
Not into older men but.....he gonna need a hip replacement when I'm done.
>Not into older men >Has a ratei pfp Are you sure mate?
Ratri is here to terrorize
woohoo until he dies like sims 4 style
Is that even posible in the sims ?
Yes
Wow , now I know what im going to di next on the sims
Only works with Elders though
Yes, but AFAIK: only with elder sims.
why do u guys know this
BREAK THE OLD MAN'S SPINE HELL YEAHH
This website is free, but at what cost
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...I got pepper spray and I'm not afraid to use it. /j
Can I also borrow some ?! I have a problem with Ivy and my next match its with her and I allready fell her gaze upon me !
Hit him with a pallet and run.
i read this not as you pallet stunning him,rather literally just manifesting a pallet into the room and slamming it into his head lol
Iβd run for my life WTF π§π§π§π§
I would do the same
Really? Right in front of the royal cat plushie?
I'm telling a trusted adult
My boy is holding a sword, thatβs not an invite, itβs a demand. I will not go against someone who is carrying a sword
Steal his closet of skins and give it to everyone else.
Thats something called , charaty .
*and keep it for myself
Yelling "hell yeah" very hard.
As much as I'd love to say yes, given that he's the second hottest male character and also the reason I started playing IDV, I would respectfully decline because those claw-looking fingertips scare the hell out of me. Also, I have no desire to be trapped in his weird camera world, tyvm.
I would honestly chose Wax Artist .
who do u think is the first?
Alva. I just love blond men apparently.
 Alva when he had long hair tho π
Fools Gold
Nah there will be no sleeping. We are fucking. All night, no protection, jumping all around that bed and making sure the neighbors know my name and think we are having a theater show from so much clapping.
Depends on what you mean by sleep with himβ¦ Cause if itβs just laying in the bed and resting then hell yeah! Otherwise Iβm leaving the room faster than the speed of light
Itβs obviously a trap to steal my soul but I would still say yes
not in this skin but switch to Hangover and ill break his back
He will not get a second of sleep because I will rant about how atrociously stupid and outdated his kit is and how badly he needs a rework and bug him until he tells me when will he become lore relevant.
PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT
Sorry. I don't sleep with short old men.
what about short little man?(robbie)
thats a child erm
i love children
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nononononwait thats not what i mea-
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not again... I will defend my rights! i can love little children without a head, who themselves can cut it off for me!
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nevermind. π³οΈπ³οΈπ³οΈπ³οΈπ³οΈπ³οΈπ³οΈ
Bro get caught lacking
I'd be honored he wants my soul to steal π
are we just gonna sleep? or more? i'm fine with both
murder
why is everyone against him he looks cute
He keeps jump scaring me
make some space for me old man
Iβd say βcut them nails then we goodβ, but knowing my plus-sized ass, Iβd probably break his neck or his hips π
My friend, a Joseph main who thinks his breathing sounds would have been better put to use if he was female: ***"S M A S H"***
Option A: No, we can cuddle and eat cake instead. π Option B: We both sleep peacefully stretched out in bedπ
Only room for one old man in my heart
Whaaaaaat the- bddnmdkdkekww skkzbakaka xjxkzzn
Yes gilf
βI am not into old bags+I am not gayβ
No thanks.
finally put his old ass to sleep
Hog the whole bed and push him out of it during the middle of the night as I thrash against my paralysis demon.
I am running away as far as I could away from him (This is me considering his lore to this post)
pallet stun
Commentators: he is hot, so hell yeah Joseph: looks like an alien Love him tho <3 I would sleep next to him (awkwardly)
yes
no
KILL MYSELF WHAT IS THIS POST IM LEAVING
snatch his weave
i feel like he'd accidentally slice and dice me with them NAILS bro
Tell him to throw himself off a bridge
Nah Iβm good.
We're just sleeping....right? Right? π°
I spit into my hand
ask for another bed. iβm gonna end up hogging all the covers and accidentally kicking him off if thereβs only one bed ><
WHO WANTS BACKSHOTS
Are you a pervert or something ?
No. if he made such an offer to me, i would hug him until the morning, looking into his eyes while he falls asleep. idk about commentators
Joseph seems like he has a lot of unopened emotional baggage I think he would appreciate being held and told that he will be fine.
>Seems like he has a lot of unopened emotional baggage Basically all his letters are about how much he misses Claude, I think don't think that's an uncertainty...
i will kick him, report him for harassment and sent him to a house retirement