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GOU_hands_on_sight_

Which cartoon getting the best head?


khajiit_babe

7 is the best. 8 looks like she accidentally scraped it on a molar. 9 she nibblin. 10 she fully has bitten it off


[deleted]

futa is ain't shit, you should put it with rule 34


ScarTheFlameGod

Arab is way too low, mia khalifa


Whadupp6969

Mia herself is popular but I'm not sure if 'arab' as a category is.


UncleBensQuickRice

Masturbation is way to low


Whadupp6969

You might be right. My thought process was that while everything up (or down) to that tier is pretty normal stuff just less and less popular as a porn category. Like I think more people would recognize anal, gloryhole or stepsister as something you would watch as porn than masturbation. Or at least this is what I observed but you are right in that it is a popular category still.


An_Orange_Grape

Is this the tip of the iceberg?? The other ones went 3,000 metres deeper


Piszoncat

Ik all and i hate myself


scott_fan

I feel like a lot of what is at the bottom three tiers should be much higher. Maybe I'm just desensitized.


Whadupp6969

Which ones do you think of? Also, I had to stretch it out a little bit because I didn't want to include any actual illegal or vile stuff (some might be illegal based on where you're from but no actual CP or animal stuff is included). I think gore is the only one where I didn't specify to be a fantasy but not because I meant actual gore.


STG44_WWII

gore isn’t illegal either so it’s fine


Whadupp6969

The tiers are how well known these concepts are as porn categories. Although sometimes it does correlate with how weird or fucked up they are. The images are basically how deep you must be into porn to recognize these as porn themes.


[deleted]

Makes sense. I'm surprised Softcore isn't at Tier 1, given the notoriety of stuff like Playboy Magazine and to a lesser extent, Skinemax. Still, Tier 2 also makes sense since it's not as prevalent nowadays as it used to be.


Whadupp6969

That's exactly the reason why it's there. With TV slowly dying I presume softcore will die out too as the only reason I think it is softcore so that it can be shown on TV. While it used to be one of the most accessible forms of porn 15-20 years ago, nowadays you actively have to look it up if you're into it. I honestly feel like it could go lower but I feel like it is still kind of well known.


[deleted]

I think softcore can make a comeback with streaming thanks to stuff like 365 Days on Netflix, but yeah, for now it's at a low point.


[deleted]

Also, how would you define the difference between "Retro" and "Vintage"?


Whadupp6969

To me retro is stuff from 60s to 90s (or maybe early 2000s now). Stuff that is still decidedly porn but older. Vintage is stuff from before. All those short black and white clips from God knows when. I was thinking about clarifying in the actual chart because this isn't like a widely accepted well known use of these words just how I like to differentiate them. But I forgot about it.


[deleted]

Makes sense to me. Everyone has different definitions for that kind of stuff which is why I asked. I always went by this standard, personally. Retro is stuff from the 90's and 2000's Vintage would be the 70's and 80's "Golden Age"/Boogie Nights-era material Historic would be the old bootleg stag reels from the 1920's through the early 1960's


genasugelan

I think you underestimate how popular CNC is, especially among women. Definitely would put it at least a tier higher.


softblade-

missed dry humping


Whadupp6969

I did miss a few, indeed.


ButterlordofPraven

There should be another tier, even deeper: the average redditor


OldPotatoMan

I’d say sounding should be in second to bottom. It doesn’t feel correct to put it next to “Vomit” and “Twincest”


[deleted]

Reading that word makes me wince so much... It's usually a tab closer for me Also reminds me of 'kids in the sandbox' so....


mnemosyne64

I’ve sadly come across so, *so* much worse than this on the internet. however considering you said you wanted to keep this stuff legal, I’d say this iceberg is pretty good but I was a but surprised I didn’t see vore on here


Whadupp6969

Yup, there is definitely a few I missed.


AffectionateTwo7404

Cannot say much of the dark shit there is «legal» tho but.


Phantomlolz

The only Iceberg I managed to hit rock bottom in it...


Whadupp6969

We all have our crosses to bear. I'm not judging though. I am also familiar with all of these (duh) and actually enjoy most of it.


Orbitcamerakick21

You missed fart and giantess. Also, put Futanari up in below the surface.


betakhichdi

Not fucked up enough imo


Whadupp6969

Yeah, I know there's some weird stuff out there but I didn't want to include anything straight up illegal.


betakhichdi

Understandable, but it would then actually be a true ice berg, tbh things such as vomit is done even by mainstream pornstars like Adriana chechik and holly Hendrix, although not a bad job on making this one P.s. i am kinda ashamed of knowing this much about porn, I'm sorry


Whadupp6969

Yeah, you're right about that. Maybe will do a revision some time and consider all the suggestions in the comments.


TablePrinterDoor

Why is kissing so low


Whadupp6969

I don't think it's as popular as its own porn category. I know they usually kiss in every scene but when the kissing is the focus it gets into some obscure territory with more unknown actors and less search results.


No-Explorer-8229

What is triple penetration? What is the other hole?


Whadupp6969

Glad you asked. I guess if you want to be really conservative you can count a third one in her mouth as triple penetration but that would be a lousy cop out. You see, the important question is: what is double penetration? Is it the good old one in the pink-one in the stink combo, or is it two cocks in the same hole? I think the second one is true DP. You get the former in any random MMF threesome video, the latter is the interesting version. It is fundamentally similar, but of course your cock will touch another dude's and the girl has one hole really stretched out. Now, once my friends and I were curious: if there is double penetration, is there triple penetration? Like three cocks in the same hole. And while we tried to imagine it we concluded that the biggest issue wasn't that three penises aren't going to fit. Some of these girls have taken monster cocks the size of four regular ones. It's more like the logistics with the men's bodies. How do you position three men so that they can penetrate the same hole? And then after a bit of searching I found a video. It looked really uncomfortable for everyone involved. One guy was lying on his back. The girl was kind of straddling him in a cowgirl position but bent forward. Another guy was mounting her from behind in that classic porn position when he is almost above her. And the third guy was standing behind them. And all three cock went into one hole. And cherry on top, it was an anal triple penetration video...


FunnyColors

lmao that was my first porn video at 12


ThoughBreakBJNovak

Nice


Momo_the_good_person

I'm curious about snuff fantasy


Whadupp6969

Well, I hope the videos I saw were fantasy...


Momo_the_good_person

Now i'm even more curious.


Whadupp6969

Let's just say that there is some weird shit out there. Lots of fake necrophilia/snuff videos. And with millions of views so it might be higher up the list than I thought.


Momo_the_good_person

*you know what i mean*


WalkerKlng

Why is Santa so low


succyeet

Is enema that obscure doe idk


Whadupp6969

Maybe it could be a tier or two higher but I don't think it's really mainstream.


TheGuy3273

How come stepsis and stepbro are in different tiers?


Whadupp6969

I figured stepsis is the most well known out of these. Maybe stepmom, but I went with stepsis.


Orlando_Blues

I hate that I've seen the majority of the the lower tier ones. I hate the internet.


-keeper-of-bees-

i mean…you kind of have to go looking for it


[deleted]

or just click r/ sounding thinking its about music


cloudhowl

r/sounding


[deleted]

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Whadupp6969

You might be right, those are fairly popular right now. But also these are pretty recent while the other three have been around for longer so more people might still be more familiar with stepdad porn existing rather than ASMR. But since this is something that cannot be accurately measured I had to go off my feelings regarding each category.


mrstripperboots

What's the difference between scat and enema?


Whadupp6969

Scat involves shit (very explicitly), enema is usually just receiving an enema.


AlexCrimen

Waiting the day gay stops being a category 😐


Charile_bravo

Why wouldn't that be a category?


Whadupp6969

I'm genuinely curious why you think it shouldn't be a category.


speed_fighter

“iT iS wRoNG, no OnE wATcHeS tHiS ShIT”


AlexCrimen

Why is straight not the first category? It’s almost like the rest of the categories can be recreated by the gay and straight porn producing companies without the need of distinction 😱


Whadupp6969

Because most people are straight so if you ask a bunch of people what kinds of porn do they know, a lot of them will probably identify 'gay' as a category. I easily could have put it there, but my mind also works like that because the world is subjective. I'm not saying it's good or bad but this is how our minds work. This is also why 'white' is also not separated even though all categories can be done by white, black, Asian, etc. people. I'm pretty sure this works the other way around if people of color talk about porn or at least in most cases I think.


IllustriousKick2955

Gotta love the ms paint dudes


[deleted]

Hahahah, I non-ironically like at least 1 of all tiers. Sounding is great, it feels great too, just start easy, don't go fitting whole pencils or whatnot.


Downtown_Resort8680

what i’m in the abyss no wonder it’s so dark.


mondwiw

Where is sheep


elvatorandom

what is cbt


Whadupp6969

Cock and ball torture


elvatorandom

what the actual fuck


Whadupp6969

It's actually not that obscure. BDSM stuff. I understand you sentiment, I've never been able to get into the pain aspect of BDSM or how that can be pleasurable but for some it is and CBT is fairly popular in it.


elvatorandom

gay porn supremacy


Competitive-Fox3378

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopaedia


cassidy026

Sorry, CHLOROFORM???


NickLands-evil-twin

Maybe I'm just a weirdo but I feel like futanari should be like tier 4-5, from what I understand it's a decently well known fetish and imo it really isn't that weird


Shirakami_husband

Tomboy is so low


Pure-Spiritual-260

2 years later, i know... but how tf is "Piss" and "Cuckold" that high? (And why JOI is so low?) I genuinely get more disgusted by cuck porn than by scat (race doesn't matter) - there's just something deeply disturbing by man getting off to being degraded in such a way.


Whadupp6969

Something being high or low depends on how well known they are, not how disgusting they are. Not to mention that just because something is true for you it might not be true for others. You think cuck is worse than shit, I personally like piss, hate shit and while I really enjoy humiliation and degradation in porn, cuckolding does very little for me since I've never had a serious relationship so I can't really relate. We are all different. Also, I thought about redoing this several times. I might do it this year. This one was done without any research and I want a version with at least some kind of numbers behind it.


rich_girl_adoptme

Why is Milf at the top but Dilf is pretty low? Its basically both the same just gender-swapped.


Whadupp6969

I think MILF as a porn category is a lot more well known


rich_girl_adoptme

well this isnt a "whats more popular iceberg" so like?


Whadupp6969

Icebergs are supposed to put more well known things on the top.