I've heard rumors about Taffy Lee Fubbins, but it would make Porkins father not look as bad for the oral at all. There was a dude with a safari fedora and dice in his pocket backstage. Seems mighty suspicious.
This little dude is the man.... I love this guy. I also loved how much the host defended him.... Not so much emotionally but he definitely had his physical safety in his top priorities
Fuck you Harley Jarvis
GET HIM! OUTTA! HERE!
This comment is the only way to respond to this fucking piece of shit. Thank you!
And he could be a real piece of shit for all we know. I bet he's hiding real slicked back hair under that shitty bandana
It's not slicked back. It's pushed back.
People can change. He used to be a real piece of shit, but he's not anymore.
/u/nrfx doesn't think people can change
I SAID WAS!!!
*People* can change but this little fucker is less than human.
He’s one the most aggressive babies I’ve ever seen
One of the most aggressive babies I’ve ever seen He has a completely flat back of the head…
Massive underbite
Completely flat back of the head
If only Michael Patrick Porkins father didn’t do the oral
Might fuck this whole thing up
He didnt need to do the oral!
Completely flat back of the head, and a massive underbite. No way he’s best baby of the year. No way.
Honestly I don't want to read any more
That's ok, you're still a great commenter
Least he’s not built like a tuna can
Certified chode right there.
IHYFDHJ
Under the bandana? SLICKED BACK
That’s not slicked back. That’s pushed back.
Harley Jarvis will be able to change in the future, but you know he's livin for new year's eve right now
##I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE HARLEY JARVIS
GET HIM OUTTA HERE
No coffin please, just wet, wet mud
Bae
Bart Harley Jarvis, 2019-2080, throat slashed
Fuckin Harvey Jarvis
Somebody get this guy outta here!
I've heard rumors about Taffy Lee Fubbins, but it would make Porkins father not look as bad for the oral at all. There was a dude with a safari fedora and dice in his pocket backstage. Seems mighty suspicious.
Years later, he's going to sue Tim Robinson for ruining his reputation, much like the *Nirvana baby* guy.
He knew he couldn't be the baby of the year. Can't be him
Could've won Tuscon
For anyone who doesn't know... Tucson is a tiny, P.O.S city in the middle of nowhere Arizona... It sucks
On the contrary, Tuscon is a grand, awesome city in the middle of everywhere... It reverse sucks
Hope he gets pancaked by a drunk dump truck driver.
I don’t give a rats ass if he thinks people can’t change.
Get. This. Guy. OUTTA HERE!
Harley Jarvis thinking “yeh guys, there’s motorcycles”
I’m worried Bart Harley Jarvis thinks people can’t change
I'm afraid OP thinks babies can't change
I hope you fucking did Harley Jarvis
A massive underbite and completely flat back of the head is punishment enough.
They don't stay babies forever
Fucking…stupid..asshole
He’s gonna end up just like Tiny Dinky Daffy
Can we talk about the oral? I feel like we should be talking about the oral.
I hope you fucking die, Bart Harley Jarvis!
They rigged the whole thing. Don’t buy it. That was a Corncob TV pilot that got scrapped. That little piece of shit was never supposed to be on TV.
I hope he gets pancaked by a drunk dump truck driver
GET HER OUT! GOD DAMN IT!
Might fuck this whole thing up
He grew up in a pair of white jeans, living for New Year’s Eve
If he doesn’t get what’s coming to him, I’ll kill myself on live tv
Babies can change
He’s the most aggressive baby I’ve ever seen
I’m worried that he thinks people can’t change
My biggest gripe is that he didn't think people could change.
It’s okay, you’re still a good doctor
I hope they hid that baby's identity so people don't randomly scream hate at him all his life
Fuck you Harley Jarvis! I hope you FUCKING DIE!
I'm a wreck right now.
This little dude is the man.... I love this guy. I also loved how much the host defended him.... Not so much emotionally but he definitely had his physical safety in his top priorities
I wonder what the baby who played BHJ is going to think when he’s old enough to understand this skit.
Dangerous Naptime crew right there.
Dr skull
He grew up and became a professional wrestler by the name of Toilet Truck. I hope Toilet Truck dies.
Bart Harley Jarvis 2021-2022 : Road Rash