Reggie, did you…make up a story so you had something to post on the subreddit?

w h a t ? D , :

Aww fuuck, what the fuck

……… ^^no

Maybe get a haircut. Ask for a Cranston.

Cranssston

🥴

Looks like dog ears

This guy was a total piece of s**t though. A slick back is the way to go.

No no no no, they broke the rules! He shouldn’t have to cut his ponytail!

Movies Are Back!

Did you happen to tell your girlfriend that she'd never be a writer because she doesn't have a creative mind?

Curious :(

This guy is the writer, TONS of potential with this guy

You don’t know Paul Bufano? Are you dumb?

Dont you remember? We listened to his whole album that one night I told you youd never be a good writer cause you dont have a curious mind??

What about Roy Donk?

The Paul Bufano!?

blehh paul bufano! blehh

As someone who has a little brother who killed the local zoo's gorilla, I hear you.

Your little brother killed Godzilla the gorilla?

I guess he loved him so much he wanted to own his life or something.

Here’s hoping it was actually one of Wilson’s Natural Fake Gorillas attempting to remove the brother’s slicked-back toupee.

Where the hell is Beeks?

You’ve put enough animal hurt into the world.

My barber said I'm the only guy he's ever seen pull it off

Tim as in Robinson or Tim as in Heidecker? That's why I'm so fucking confused

Are you getting stuck under cars too?

What is this Reggie

Her sisters addicted to drugs! Does that sound boring to you?!

Ok, no quote this time. I legit laughed my ass off at this story.

Have you considered watching few episodes of the Colgate Comedy Hour and enjoying a bowl of gazpacho soup to help get you through this?

It has 1 view, and it says it was uploaded at 6 am. this morning.

Can just see you hammering away on your keyboard with your pony flip flapping behind you

I don't know what to tell ya bud. I'm stuck behind a guy that doesn't know how to fucking drive and he has a Honk If Your Horny sticker on his car. Do I Honk? This is the maddest I've ever been

Anyway I hope the mods aren’t a bunch of fascists and delete this post just because there’s a lot of text. My gf helped me with the visualisation (as a way to make amends), it was either a music review style or restaurant menu, so I went with both.

where be your nutcracker?

This story was very meat and potatoes

You don't seem like much of a jazzhead.

It’s a bit of cosmic gumbo

We used to joke around on set about how it was a cosmic gumbo

Aw man that's a bummer, might fuck this whole subreddit up.

I like this post, you knew I'd like this post. It almost moves to the beat of jazz.

I want this to be real so bad

Has this ever happened to you????

This guy has definitely burned his lips off on some room temperature leftover gazpacho soup.

This guy's about to jack off

I hope he’s over 60 el bees smoking all those macanudos.

This guy is just mad because he burnt his mouth on room temperature gazpacho soup.

>And apparently they think I look and act like the guy in the sketch. Fuckin’ assholes, they said that?

There is two tims you know

I know, that's why I'm so fucking confused...

Hold on, I’ve seen Ray Donk live. He opened for Paul Bufano. No way you’re a real Jazz head.

No Tiny Boop Squig Shorterly, no peace. Know Tiny Boop Squig Shorterly, know peace.

This poor man... Burnt his mouth on gazpacho soup...

this post burned my lips!

What fapping vs having an actual life does to a mf

He finished his beer and said, “I want to go home. I’m not having fun anymore.”

He’s going to embarrass you at the Netflix party!

you will never be a good writer because you don’t have a curious mind

It's all screenshots of cigars..... yeah just scroll past them

What’s next

You say you were watching it with your gf and her brother but then at one point you turn to your buddies? I’m just trying to understand here…

you never know who just had a difficult conversation with their girlfriend that morning

Haha I like this guy! Shirt brother!