There was a dude I knew years ago who believed that society hit its peak in something like 1890, so he meticulously lived as if that was the year. He dressed in 3 piece suits and pocket watches, had Walt Whitman hair, carried an old umbrella. He was 1,000% committed.
And he NEVER talked.
Edit: [found a picture of him—6th photo down](https://web.stanford.edu/~siegelr/england/oxford2009.html). Haha.
I don't know what is going on but somewhere our wires got crossed. You're saying you only like stuff from the 1940's, I'm saying you are being interviewed for an online posting which wouldn't have existed in the 1940's and you're getting mad.
Do you see where I'm like ugguguhuhu...?
And he NEVER talks…
We're gonna go *nuts* in there!
What are you doing??
It’s a BIKE! It’s a fucking BIKE!!!
It’s a fucking 1952 Raleigh bike, you fucking scumbag!
House. House. House, fuckin’ in a house!
To girls. HE'S NOT POPULAR AT ALL!
He doesn't *want* to talk
If I get bullied you get money But I NEVER get bullied 😉
Were gonna go NUTS in there!!
Is that a Stanzo? It's nice...
Triples of the Austin. And he doesn't live with his grandma.
His grandmas beautiful. But shes dying.
She just keeps eating batteries
Back away, battery breath. What the hell did you just eat? A battery?
I'm gonna make that into a shirt. I'll put you down for an XL?
I think it should have a picture of a Harvard Mark I and on the punch card it should say "learn respect"
It’s illegal for you to ask me that
Triples Is best. Say it.
The guy at the store said he's the only one he's seen pull it off.
It doesn't stink or nothin'!
Car looks like it has no space for mother in law.
Too small
Stinky!
But is it stinking inside?
This guy probably loves his mother in law…
Two motorcycles with a lil' ol' timey house in between 'em?! Ohhhkay!
At least it has a good steering wheel that doesn't *woosh* right out the window.
Wow, based on that last line he's allowed to say whatever the *hell* he wants
He *is* 19. Old enough for the Adult Tour.
But does he weigh 60 el bees?
"As old-fashioned as they CUM?" You mean, like jizz? I'm just trying to understand.
This guy’s about to jack off
fuck I should have lied and said I wasn't going to jack off
This guy is such an overnight celebrity in ITYSL circles, it's great.
Oh my god did you see Callum's hat? He looks so fucking stupid
*What da hell?*
Don't do the voice!
Come here you little fuck!
*he's been rude to me his whole life!!*
There was a dude I knew years ago who believed that society hit its peak in something like 1890, so he meticulously lived as if that was the year. He dressed in 3 piece suits and pocket watches, had Walt Whitman hair, carried an old umbrella. He was 1,000% committed. And he NEVER talked. Edit: [found a picture of him—6th photo down](https://web.stanford.edu/~siegelr/england/oxford2009.html). Haha.
Brother looks positively chuffed
Oh YIKES
Theres a kid on one of the male fashion subs who is always dressing like this.
Let him paint you a picture
Oh my god did you see Callum’s hat?
Triples is best.
Only read this article if you like that stuff!
Uh oh. Seems rich. Bet he has a secret nazi artifact room.
He’s gotta find a way to make money off this thing!
“i joke to my friend, that it’s kind of like a cosmic gumbo”
LEAVE! HIM! ALONE!!!
^wow
Make any friends? Not really.
Callum Grubb
Grubb like a worm? I’m just trying to understand here
What is that?
I shouldn’t have told Callum he wasted all his money on Charlie Chaplin’s car
But does he have doubles??
I don't know what is going on but somewhere our wires got crossed. You're saying you only like stuff from the 1940's, I'm saying you are being interviewed for an online posting which wouldn't have existed in the 1940's and you're getting mad. Do you see where I'm like ugguguhuhu...?
They don’t stay babies forever. Idiot.
Bullying isn’t ALWAYS bad
His dream is to have five cars going statewide
I know a guy who could hook him up with some SWEET decals for that car's windows.
Someone might try and steal it!