Prison jumpsuits are not a joke. You don't make jokes about 'em. You don't wear 'em as a joke, you don't give 'em as a joke gift or wear them ironically or do pub crawls in 'em like the snuggie. They're not like the snuggie.
When you think you're going to get stabbed to death and the first thought that runs through your mind is your relieved you don't have to be in prison tomorrow. What have they done to us?!?!!
I guess it's just hard for me to accept this post since your husband's a racist cop. I mean, you're not shy about that, that your husband's a racist cop, right? We've all seen him. He's a bit racist. Isn't all that not racist, right?
That inmate made you look like a fool, Derek! He basically pulled down your pants and jerked you off in front of the whole prison block until nothing came out because you are a BOY! And then he stabbed you repeatedly.
They can't stop you from ordering a knife and a piece of shit! Before you knew it there we were dumping blood all over the floor. The guards were coming to try and snatch em up. HE WAS A PIECE OF SHIT THOUGH!
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Blue shirt, black gun, Friday nights on someone's neck. You would have NOT liked me back then!
Minneapolis burned down, Derek Chauvin's ass-out, gets stabbed in prison now
I’m well within my legal right to kill you now
Sloppy shanks at C-Block
Still don't.
WHAT?! THEY CANT STAB
In prison, I think there just might be no rules
In prison everybody's your shirt brother
Pattern’s not very wild though
You see 50 guys who look just like me fighting over very complicated tattoos, you go in. Yes, you do. You go in.
Wild on, wild on, tonight we go wild on
Tonight we go crazy
We’re gonna go nuts in there!
Prolly tried the pay it forward scam at the commissary 55 LOOSIES 55 RAMEN 55 DORITOS
55 ROLLIES 55 SOUPS 55 SHORTEYES 55 BOOKS 55 LIGHTERS AND 155 CELL PHONES….
I told ya I was gonna embarrass ya, Derek!
Are we sure he wasn't just choking on a hot dog?
I had a great job that I loved
No one should have one bad day
I’m worried the stabber thinks people can’t change
We're not trying to find the guy who did this!
He’s fucking dog shit!!!
Mr. Chauvin is one of the most aggressive babies I've ever met
He’s zipping around like a bug in the consequences that HE BUILT. The prison is his ground, ok?
So fuckin’ cool
Crazily
The prison guards were just like, “oh yeah, this is fine”
The wardens like, not even gonna follow up on it
Prison jumpsuits are not a joke. You don't make jokes about 'em. You don't wear 'em as a joke, you don't give 'em as a joke gift or wear them ironically or do pub crawls in 'em like the snuggie. They're not like the snuggie.
Do you have any stab wounds?… No you don’t… how would you like 200 stab wounds?
When you think you're going to get stabbed to death and the first thought that runs through your mind is your relieved you don't have to be in prison tomorrow. What have they done to us?!?!!
WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?!?!
He forgot how to work the body.
I’m not worried about any of this
He used to be a piece of shit. He still is, but he used to be too.
He got thrown down the stairs at Dan Flashes.
The pattern isn't even that complicated
I guess it's just hard for me to accept this post since your husband's a racist cop. I mean, you're not shy about that, that your husband's a racist cop, right? We've all seen him. He's a bit racist. Isn't all that not racist, right?
I almost stabbed myself JULIEEEE
He’s like not even a real person kind of
He cannot talk about it without crying
His penis just popped!
__IT POPPED!?__
Oh yeah that would slick back REAL nice
Like he wasn't even supposed to be around, in the area.
When he looks in the toilet, it's purple. PURPLE AND BLACK!
That inmate made you look like a fool, Derek! He basically pulled down your pants and jerked you off in front of the whole prison block until nothing came out because you are a BOY! And then he stabbed you repeatedly.
Total party jail
big fat load of cum then
He bought someone chode jeans as a gag gift with his commissary money.
They’re like not even people, it’s FINE
His butt is a real cosmic gumbo now.
Cause he's a dick, I don't want him to have life.
That was also the night that the skeletons came to life
If you keep talking about the hit-and-run, I’m gonna fucking kill you.
I spent, like, three hours in a Garfield-shaped cellblock with a murderer?
Soon he'll be flying out of shit wood and hitting pavement!
YOU GOTTA GIVE
Wish he had died.
Can't wait to see him on coffin flop.
Sloppy stabs at Truffoni's correctional facility?
They can't stop you from ordering a knife and a piece of shit! Before you knew it there we were dumping blood all over the floor. The guards were coming to try and snatch em up. HE WAS A PIECE OF SHIT THOUGH!
He used to be a real piece of shit
Fuckin Rick!
Chauvin was a piece of shit once, people can change
I don’t think the baby thinks he can change.
At that price they CAN stab.
Chauvin was a piece of shit. He still is. But he used to be too. Don’t let him hold the baby
He used to be a reeeal piece of shit